Fourty Something Women

[VydorScope]

I use Apple Cider Vingar all the time.... to clean my coffee machines! Works great to clean the internals

[DingoGirl]

BOOOOO BULLDOGS!!!

that's the spirit!!!

Bev - - I'm feeling quite feisty and silly at the moment...full moon ....Bulldogs are playing as we speak....I am not sure I should go out in public.....could be trouble

[VydorScope]

GOOOOOOOO BULL DOGS! YOU CAN DO! YOU CAN WIN! YAY BULL DOGS!

(what sport is thi s btw?)

[DingoGirl]

GOOOOOOOO BULL DOGS! YOU CAN DO! YOU CAN WIN! YAY BULL DOGS!

(what sport is thi s btw?)

VICTOR (ha ha) YOU ARE GOING TO BE ASKED TO LEAVE SOON!!!!

(it is football, BTW)

[VydorScope]

WOOT GOOOO BULL DOGS! RAH RAH RAH! YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN WIN YOU CAN STOMP THEM IN TO THE SAND!

[Lisa]

shute, you guys frustrate me..........

I used to have a quick sense humor, now it's about as dead as a doornail. What in the heck are you all doing that I'm not. I feel like I'm pissing up a waterfall. (a male reference, not female, perhaps that's my problem)

I want to have fun any carry on..........so what makes it good for you all.

Lisa

[VydorScope]

I haev a three year old peeing onthe floor.. if I could not laugh, I wouold prbly have killed him by now LOL

[Lisa]

I haev a three year old peeing onthe floor.. if I could not laugh, I wouold prbly have killed him by now LOL

Vincent:

My girls are 22 and 25 (start saving your money now). Peeing on the floor is a non event. He really peed on the floor?.....oh. Girls don't do that. Mine brought me diapers to change them, yeah. Thought it was time to use the potty. My youngest brought me the new diaper, took off her old, and layed on the floor and propped her legs up in the air....."hello Mom, issues here."

[AndreaB]

My youngest brought me the new diaper, took off her old, and layed on the floor and propped her legs up in the air....."hello Mom, issues here."

In other words, Mommy drop what you're doing and tend to this matter.

[VydorScope]

Yes peed on the floor 3 times today... now he is in bed with a diaper.

Though twice he actually went on the potty... so thats umm osmthing? LOL

[Fiddle-Faddle]

Okay, I think this is the perfect time and thread for this (sorry it's so long):

Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW

>>Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a

>>bit

>>more realistic...

>>

>>

>> 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion

>>frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print

>>editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

>

>> 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face

>>turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead.

> Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

>>

>> 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her

>>whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

>>

>> 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these

>>new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with

>>tummy-support

>>panels are included.

>>

>> 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have

>>definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her

>>sores

>>with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

>>>

>> 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip

>>lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of

>>exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

>

>> 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really

>>paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for

>>Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and

>>cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

>>

>> 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a

>>change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered,

>>along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for

>>the Napa Valley to! open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is

>> Hard to Do."

>>

>> 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's

>>car, and Ken's boat.

>>

>> 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with

>>the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.

>>Clean

>>and sober, she's going to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little

>>copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

>>

>> 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she

>>sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and

>>tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the

>>channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book

>>"Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

[mouse]

That was hilarious and has nothing to do with me . After all I am mentally 40 and have yet to go through all those things - he he

[Lisa]

Crap, I'm #11...and it does wonderful things for my ego. Thanks Fiddle-Faddle, you made my evening

Lisa

[penguin]

Drive by!

DH's friends are here eating chips and playing cards. *yawn* not a fan of card games.

Um, I would be a clown then, because I don't leave the house without makeup on! My mamma raised me right! MAKEUP AT ALL TIMES!! Keep in mind the southernness...besides, I look like a rat without makeup.

The Razorbacks won today!!! WOOT!!! I so expected us to lose, and to lose badly. I'm wearing my oscar the grouch "Brought to you by the letters H O G S" shirt

We're leading the SEC west!

Um...I had something else to say but I forgot...dang.

Oh well, Happy Saturday everyone!!!

[DingoGirl]

I used to have a quick sense humor, now it's about as dead as a doornail. What in the heck are you all doing that I'm not. I feel like I'm pissing up a waterfall. (a male reference, not female, perhaps that's my problem)

well now Lisa THAT was quite funny.

Evidently I am #6 Barbie. With the peeling-skin cream adn all.....

THE BULLDOGS LOST!!!!

....by one point and I am ecstatic.....could not contain my joy whilst at the pub and everyone knew I was rooting against the 'dogs...though they didn't know why......

Vincent when I was a little girl I slept-walked (sleep-walked? ) quite a bit and used to squat and pee on the floor while doing this.

My stomach is KILLING me - - watch those nut bars - they are slightly evil, I have found out.....

A PENGUIN SIGHTING!!!! Hi Penguin...come back any time.

[Mtndog]

Vincent- It's a good thing Susie got her way or she would have beate you from afar with a wet (gluten free) noodle

Lisa- You've been smoking nutmeg- you're FUNNY!

OMG- I am #3 Barbie. I am adopted and have NEVER for a moment believed what they told me i am (Irish, English, French). I'm SO hairy I've got to be Italian. I was born with hair on my upper lip!

We need a night sweat Barbie just for me.

[DingoGirl]

We need a night sweat Barbie just for me.

NIGHT-SWEAT BARBIE

Yes, Vincent IS going to be beaten within an inch of his LIFE but with a GLUTEN-FILLED noodle!!!!

[Matilda]

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[Guest Robbin]

Yes, we must FOCUS our evil vibes, we don't want their power to overflow onto innocent victims, now do we!!

I have a hilarious barbie pictorial of barbies that didn't make it, but not sure how to get it out here. It is in my email. There is a trailer park barbie that is too funny. Omg, I am so computer illiterate, right Ceil?? lol, she even had to put my pic up FOR me.

Hey, what about those BUCKEYES!!!!????

[DingoGirl]

Hurray!

I have no idea who or what they are, but if it makes Susan happy I'm willing to keep on booing and willing them to lose.

You just have to give me an little clue about when I should start and when I can stop. I'm assuming it's all done with for the moment and I can stop sending them evil vibes?

Susan, I'll feel really feel bad if one of these people ends up getting in a car accident or whatever because of all these ill-wishes. Could we not be more specific in our ill-wishes?

Best wishes!

Matilda

Matilda....you're killing me here!! big guffaw...NO, we dont' want any car accidents or deaths, for God's sake! The bulldogs are our local team - see the link a couple of pages ago.....we NEED them to have the worst losing season EVER (they are)because it was ROBERT'S favorite team!!!

I'll alert you on the days you need to send the prayers up and the BAD THOUGHTS against the team!! it's my fabulous little private joy...... because I know how depressed and dysfunctional

ROBERT becomes.....

I have a hilarious barbie pictorial of barbies that didn't make it, but not sure how to get it out here. It is in my email. There is a trailer park barbie that is too funny. Omg, I am so computer illiterate, right Ceil?? lol, she even had to put my pic up FOR me.

Hey, what about those BUCKEYES!!!!????

Robbin I have SEEN These wicked Barbies.....SO funny!!! Send me the email, I will post the link (or Cecile can do it)

Who are the Buckeyes? are we wishing them well???????

[Guest Robbin]

Omg, I just saw that you "Sleep peed", lol. My dh did that once, he peed in the sink and sprayed shave creme to flush. No kidding. There was shave creme on the mirror, lol. (oman, would he hate to see me tell this, lol)

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES NUMBER ONE COLLEGE TEAM!!!!

Ok, I will send it to you, brb.

[DingoGirl]

Okay Robbin, send it, I will post later...I gotta go to bed (takes a lot out of me, making sure the 'dogs lose)

'night all.....hope I don't squat and pee during the night!

[Rikki Tikki]

well now Lisa THAT was quite funny.

Evidently I am #6 Barbie. With the peeling-skin cream adn all.....

THE BULLDOGS LOST!!!!

....by one point and I am ecstatic.....could not contain my joy whilst at the pub and everyone knew I was rooting against the 'dogs...though they didn't know why......

Vincent when I was a little girl I slept-walked (sleep-walked? ) quite a bit and used to squat and pee on the floor while doing this.

My stomach is KILLING me - - watch those nut bars - they are slightly evil, I have found out.....

A PENGUIN SIGHTING!!!! Hi Penguin...come back any time.

Hi guy's Susan what nut bars? I hope you guy's aren't upset with me because of the exchange I had with Scott. I really do admire all he does. And I value all of you. How is everyone? Still having issues with my daughter so far away, do you suppose it will get easier?

[Guest Robbin]

Tavi, it hasn't gotten easier for me, it seems to get worse, because I remember how I was at that age, and I worry more. Yikes, that wasn't any help, but maybe your daughter is a leeetle more level-headed than my son. I hope so.

[Guest Robbin]

Omgosh, yes, we love you!!! I don't know what you are talking about either, but everyone is accepted here!!