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Celiac Haiku

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IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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Celiac Haiku of the Day

So I saw this website called CELIAC BITES :lol:(love THAT name!) and the guy posted this Celiac Haiku and I thought some of you guys would find it clever and perhaps wish to compose one of your own. (Maybe it's just the English Prof. in me? :rolleyes: )

You know the format--

1st line 5 syllables

2nd line 7 syllables

3rd line 5 syllables

His is posted March 7, 2011 by Tom

The Essence of Celiac Happiness is Haiku

"I want a doughnut.

But I can

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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we tried end of year summary Haikus.

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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Oh, well.... sorry...I did not know that as I wasn't a member yet. :unsure:

I just thought it was clever....okay, then never mind. :( wow...now, I feel like a dope.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Oh, well.... sorry...I did not know that as I wasn't a member yet. :unsure:

I just thought it was clever....okay, then never mind. :( wow...now, I feel like a dope.

No! No! Sorry! That was a rather abrupt post. My son was trying to explain in minute detail a fix he had made on his car, with hand gestures. I'm supposed to look like I understand it. But I am glad when a teenager wants to talk to his mom.

I thought you might like to see our previous attempts. We should do ones about Celiac!

I like Haikus because they are short! :)

I will ruminate on one about gluten & be back later.

Harpgirl Explorer
Harpgirl
Posted

I saw a similar thread on a literature site I use to frequent, but they took the last line of the previous poem to make as their first. That might be fun :) I'll try.

I'll settle for rice

But not the Krispies with malt

because they "pop" wrong. :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I'm not doing well, here! I tend more to Dr. Suess!

Gluten

I do not like it in a bread

I do not like it in a bed,

I do not like it on my threads,

I do not like it, it will make me dead!

sreese68 Enthusiast
sreese68
Posted

I'm not doing well, here! I tend more to Dr. Suess!

Gluten

I do not like it in a bread

I do not like it in a bed,

I do not like it on my threads,

I do not like it, it will make me dead!

As a frequent reader of Dr Seuss at bedtime, I love this!!

Here's my try:

One speck of gluten

Shaky, legs tingle, brain fog

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Greenling Newbie
Greenling
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Love this idea as it's something my work colleagues and I do via email about events at work. Here's my attempt:

Whole foods every day,

No more joint or muscle pain,

I am happier.

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
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OMG!! just popped back on ....these are GREAT you guys!!! :)

(I'm still trying to compose mine :blink: ...)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

(I'm still trying to compose mine :blink: ...)

Me too! Mine was not a Haiku.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Love this idea as it's something my work colleagues and I do via email about events at work. Here's my attempt:

Whole foods every day,

No more joint or muscle pain,

I am happier.

I am happier

was food my only disease?

Without, I am whole

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Me too! Mine was not a Haiku.

Me too! Mine was not

a Haiku confuses me

brain fog in a verse

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

(I'm still trying to compose mine :blink: ...)

I'm still trying to

compose. Mine is trapped within

but songs burst with ease

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Me too! Mine was not

a Haiku confuses me

brain fog in a verse

Once again, Thank you

For writing my own Haiku

I can't get it right

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Me too! Mine was not

a Haiku confuses me

brain fog in a verse

I don't know what the heck this is . . . Dr. Seuss does Haiku??? :unsure::lol:

Brain fog in a verse

Strawberry jam in a purse

This rhyme's getting worse

WinterSong Community Regular
WinterSong
Posted

Celiac Haiku of the Day

So I saw this website called CELIAC BITES :lol:(love THAT name!) and the guy posted this Celiac Haiku and I thought some of you guys would find it clever and perhaps wish to compose one of your own. (Maybe it's just the English Prof. in me? :rolleyes: )

You know the format--

1st line 5 syllables

2nd line 7 syllables

3rd line 5 syllables

His is posted March 7, 2011 by Tom

The Essence of Celiac Happiness is Haiku

"I want a doughnut.

But I can

Skylark Collaborator
Skylark
Posted

Bread, cookies, pie, cake.

Who would think they are poison?

Knowledge set me free.

Harpgirl Explorer
Harpgirl
Posted

I don't know what the heck this is . . . Dr. Seuss does Haiku??? :unsure::lol:

Brain fog in a verse

Strawberry jam in a purse

This rhyme's getting worse

:lol: Haikus don't have to rhyme, but that was cute! :P

This rhyme's getting worse

getting glutened is my bane.

It will clear up soon.

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted
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These are awesome!! :)

I woke up with this in my head :blink:

I miss squishy bread.

Illness,pain, fear, spacey head-

these I will not miss.

Harpgirl Explorer
Harpgirl
Posted

This one has nothing to do with celiac, but my one year old just stood up too fast under the table and bumped his head HARD!

High squeal in my ear

poor baby bumped his noggin

my eardrum is dull

eatmeat4good Enthusiast
eatmeat4good
Posted

I'm not smart enough for Haiku's, but you guys are hilarious.

So I'm gonna try one.

The Celiac Cure

Will take all your pain away

It's Harakiri!

Did I do that right?

hahahaha

eatmeat4good Enthusiast
eatmeat4good
Posted

I am tired of....

My Grain Headaches all day long.

I gave up wheat, headaches gone!

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted
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I am tired of....

My Grain Headaches all day long.

I gave up wheat, headaches gone!

AWEsome!! you not only haikued,(sounds like a sneeze? :lol: ) you punned with mi-graine--clever girl!! :lol:;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:lol: Haikus don't have to rhyme, but that was cute! :P

This rhyme's getting worse

getting glutened is my bane.

It will clear up soon.

Poor little Goober

Hit head on evil table

Lungs are working great!

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted
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Poor little Goober

Hit head on evil table

Lungs are working great!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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