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A Bit Of Lighthearted Celiac Humor


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This totally made my day.


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bartfull Rising Star

Those are HILARIOUS!!! I'm sitting here all alone and laughing like a fool. Thank you!!!

sallyalewis Rookie

I L-O-V-E it! :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Heeheehee.... heeheeheee...! Somebody gets it! Heeheee heeee....

nvsmom Community Regular
:D:lol:
~**caselynn**~ Enthusiast

Hahahaha this is awesome!

gfreejz Rookie

so true! thanks for the laugh !


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sora Community Regular

Hahaha, great way to start my day, coffee and laughing out loud. Thanks :lol:

heather806 Rookie

I'm laughing my butt of at work -- thank you!

The supermarket face...and the soy sauce revelation...hahahaha

SmnthMllrX Newbie

So so true... All of it.

IrishHeart Veteran

This is freakin HYSTERICAL!!

Thanks so much for posting it.

At first I was like

:D

then I was like

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and I sent it to everyone in my email world....gluten-free or not.

you get a big ole kiss for this!

MMMWWWWAA!!!

GF Lover Rising Star

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I sooooooooo needed that.

IrishHeart Veteran

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I sooooooooo needed that.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

See, now, don't you feel better?

GF Lover Rising Star

:lol: :lol: :lol:

See, now, don't you feel better?

Oh Yeah!

I'm sitting on the couch with Hubs laughing and,

He's all, what is so funny? As he is chowing down a sub.

I'm like, it's celiac humor, as I look at the sub, you wouldn't get it.

:lol:

VydorScope Proficient

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This totally made my day.

HAHA! Great find! Just read 10 pages of it.. then like "I really should get some work done..." :)

IrishHeart Veteran

HAHA! Great find! Just read 10 pages of it.. then like "I really should get some work done..." :)

I see that despite my "poor directions", you managed to find this thread. :huh::P

IrishHeart Veteran

Oh Yeah!

I'm sitting on the couch with Hubs laughing and,

He's all, what is so funny? As he is chowing down a sub.

I'm like, it's celiac humor, as I look at the sub, you wouldn't get it.

:lol:

Tell him to keep his crumbs, his paws and his lips off you until he scrubs up. Tell him you need a hazmat suit :lol:

Think of that actor Jeffrey Tambor yelling NO CROSS CONTAMINATION! NO TOUCHING!! ... :lol: :lol:

GF Lover Rising Star

Tell him to keep his crumbs, his paws and his lips off you until he scrubs up. Tell him you need a hazmat suit :lol:

Think of that actor Jeffrey Tambor yelling NO CROSS CONTAMINATION! NO TOUCHING!! ... :lol: :lol:

He is really good about de-crumbling himself. It's the kitchen he has trouble with. It's understandable because he has always cooked and I always clean up. :D

IrishHeart Veteran

He is really good about de-crumbling himself. It's the kitchen he has trouble with. It's understandable because he has always cooked and I always clean up. :D

"de-crumbling"...good word!! :lol:

I know, honey, I'm just teasing ya. Trying to get yer mind off....ya know......hey, how about this heat?

GF Lover Rising Star

"de-crumbling"...good word!! :lol:

I know, honey, I'm just teasing ya. Trying to get yer mind off....ya know......hey, how about this heat?

OMG. The heat is getting to be too much for me. If I step out with the dogs, I can't breathe and my limbs get weak. It hit 100 again today.

Hey. I had a yummy dinner. I had leftover chicken, leftover rice, leftover baby red potatoes. I mixed it all together on my plate, nuked it then shredded a bit of cheddar on top. Not bad eh? That's cooking to me. I have a ways to go in that department. :D

VydorScope Proficient

I see that despite my "poor directions", you managed to find this thread. :huh::P

Yes, well I used my GPS and iPhone with Google maps... but I got here in the triple digit temps anyways! ;)

bartfull Rising Star

OMG. The heat is getting to be too much for me. If I step out with the dogs, I can't breathe and my limbs get weak. It hit 100 again today.

Hey. I had a yummy dinner. I had leftover chicken, leftover rice, leftover baby red potatoes. I mixed it all together on my plate, nuked it then shredded a bit of cheddar on top. Not bad eh? That's cooking to me. I have a ways to go in that department. :D

Hey, I can't cook either, but except for the potatoes (can't do nightshades), that is pretty much the way I eat every day. And it tastes pretty good. :)

GlutenFreeAustinite Contributor

Aawwww....IrishHeart. :D I'm glad everyone enjoyed it. my best friend is also gluten free and she absolutely loved it. Her dad, who is not gluten free, did not understand. I find myself reading it ALL THE TIME.

sreese68 Enthusiast

That site is hysterical! Thanks so much for posting it!!

Skittles Enthusiast

Looks like I got my night cut out for me! In bed reading all of these until I fall asleep! aww I love this!! When I see sites like this it make me feel a little less alone in this!

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