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#48526 Jestgar

 
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 06:51 PM

Woot! Scored on Pamela's bread mix at the outlet store. $1.99 per bag!
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 05:55 PM

What's your favorite color?
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 06:25 PM

purple
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 08:01 AM

I like red.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 03:42 PM

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 03:51 PM

-3 tide today. The pirate and I walked squelched around the bay and he pointed out all the boats at anchor that were now stuck in the mud. Very pretty day for the northwest in May. :)
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 03:59 PM

What's your favorite color?

Mine changes. Right now I'm liking coral. Just planted some flowers like that. Or orange....
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:14 PM

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:29 PM

PURPLE




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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:42 PM

Red . . . but everyone tells me I look best in Blue
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:44 PM

CYCLAMEN
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Posted 09 May 2012 - 02:19 PM

What's your favorite color?


purple and turquoise worn together

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 09:49 AM

About 10 yards from my kitchen window lies a would-be grassy knoll, with a couple of large decorative rocks and some shrubby shrubs capped by a pine tree intended to disguise the next condo building. Between me and the knoll lies a paved walkway along which a gent in red baseball cap and blue shorts over which protrudes a prodigious paunch parades every day. And not just once a day. And he always has a pooch in tow. The pooch proceeds onto pooch poop park where he drops his little parcel (retrieved by the paunch in a plastic bag) and off they go. Only to return - same paunch, different pooch, same poop park, a loaf is pitched and plastic retrieved, and so it continues. This paunch is apparently a pooch poop parader, his post-employment occupation. :lol:
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Posted 11 May 2012 - 10:42 AM

About 10 yards from my kitchen window lies a would-be grassy knoll, with a couple of large decorative rocks and some shrubby shrubs capped by a pine tree intended to disguise the next condo building. Between me and the knoll lies a paved walkway along which a gent in red baseball cap and blue shorts over which protrudes a prodigious paunch parades every day. And not just once a day. And he always has a pooch in tow. The pooch proceeds onto pooch poop park where he drops his little parcel (retrieved by the paunch in a plastic bag) and off they go. Only to return - same paunch, different pooch, same poop park, a loaf is pitched and plastic retrieved, and so it continues. This paunch is apparently a pooch poop parader, his post-employment occupation. :lol:

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 10:58 AM

Well, I don't know if this is funny or sad...

But I finally found a few bras that fit. And I went down a band size (almost two) and up two -three cup sizes to figure it out.

And I now know I have huge boobs (F cup). No wonder D's weren't working...

Now, all I had to do was say "F cup" to hubs and I magically got better looking. And even funnier - the right bras make me look slimmer and clothes fit better - sometimes giving me more room in a shirt. Other times - it looks obscene (but hubs finds it infinitely entertaining).

So I have bigger boobs that fit clothes better, and a tickled pink hubby with an F-G cup wife (and he didn't have to pay a plastic surgeon).

But I do have a pile of ill- fitting bras to return by mail since you can't find F-G cup bras around us. Grr.
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