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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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tom Contributor
tom
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Why I had to get up @5am I'll never know. :blink:

Maybe it was the nightmare. :ph34r:

During the move to SJ, I stayed over somewhere in LA and somehow ran into a very horny Jessica Alba, professing her love for the tenor sax. But *I* had to put a halt to everything to ask what lipstick she used and to look it up for gluten content!!!!!!

Ok I made it up, but I've seen too many makeup/lipstick threads to not wonder.

Q for anyone: What *is* the deal w/ gluten-free lipstick? Is it rare? 50/50? :huh:

I don't care how hot whoever is, I'm planning on never getting glutened again.

The last (in both senses of the word) time was mid-march of '04, after 3mo 100% gluten-free.

I should even commemorate the date in 2014, 2024, etc. :)

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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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My name....ahem... comes from Ye Olde English for "girl from the beaver meadow" :ph34r:

LOL

Did you ever see my post in response to your question about Lyme and libido (or lack thereof)?

Q for anyone: What *is* the deal w/ gluten-free lipstick? Is it rare? 50/50? :huh:

No, it's not rare. Lip glosses are more likely to have gluten in the form of wheat germ oil ... in fact, Lip Smackers is a popular one that does, but it's more likely to be used by teenagers, so you don't have to worry about that one.

But, if you're out on a date and she goes to put on lip gloss, you might ask to read the ingredients ... don't forget your reading glasses!

Body/face lotions, and shampoos/conditioners are more likely to be a problem than lipstick.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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you might ask to read the ingredients ... don't forget your reading glasses!

:lol::lol: dig, dig.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?

A. Ugly sheep.

:rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?

A. Ugly sheep.

:rolleyes:

:lol::lol: Good one, Nicola.

NO TIME TO CHAT, SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frantically trying to pack and get organized. Brain turns to straight ADD much when trying to make order out of chaos. Sheesh.

:huh:

updates later!!!! much later!!

oh and TOM - you silly - - - there are many gluten-free lipsticks but holy cow, aren't we putting the cart before the horse just a bit here? you're already planning on 'macking with someone and you haven't even MOVED to SJ yet? Just settle down, goof, or you might IMPLODE - -

oh and HOW am I supposed to find out if this bacon of which you speak in the butcher's deli IS GLUTEN FREE!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????/

elye Community Regular
elye
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LOL

... in fact, Lip Smackers is a popular one that does, but it's more likely to be used by teenagers, so you don't have to worry about that one.

...At least, we HOPE not...! :o (How well do we really know Tom)?

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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LOL

Did you ever see my post in response to your question about Lyme and libido (or lack thereof)?

I did :ph34r: :ph34r: I think my new mantra is "It's hard to feel bad when you're busy feeling good!"

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Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Yep, I know Tom's not a mod...I was addressing the genuine mods, who would then report to Scott, etc., etc. :rolleyes:

We need more non-Lymie mods? :huh: Do they all have lyme disease, or are they all from my Motherland?

Non-Lymie mod here :ph34r: . But my best running shoes, can't keep up with the dialogue here :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I did :ph34r: :ph34r: I think my new mantra is "It's hard to feel bad when you're busy feeling good!"

:angry:

Abandoning this thread due to severe jealousy.

Will return when topic is less grouch causing. ;)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Non-Lymie mod here :ph34r: . But my best running shoes, can't keep up with the dialogue here :huh:

No need...just say funny things and you're in!\

Jestgar- no one ever SAID you need anyone else ;):rolleyes:

tom Contributor
tom
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...At least, we HOPE not...! :o (How well do we really know Tom)?

Not very well, apparently!!!! :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I am SUPPOSED to be packing, but I could HEAR you guys..... :lol:

...At least, we HOPE not...! (How well do we really know Tom)?

Indeed! :lol:

I did - I think my new mantra is "It's hard to feel bad when you're busy feeling good!"

why you cheeky minx! You Go bev! ;)

Non-Lymie mod here :ph34r: . But my best running shoes, can't keep up with the dialogue here :huh:

'tisn't true! you are quite the silly goosey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

:angry:

Abandoning this thread due to severe jealousy.

Will return when topic is less grouch causing. ;)

:lol: Well I see you've switched from the cabbage patch top knot, those pigtails ought to garner quite a bit more attention, you sexy girl. ;)

No need...just say funny things and you're in!\

Jestgar- no one ever SAID you need anyone else

gaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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No need...just say funny things and you're in!\

Jestgar- no one ever SAID you need anyone else ;):rolleyes:

:o

oooohhhh

I was actually afraid I'd have to call up my ex and take advantage of him ;)

tom Contributor
tom
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Re: lipstick

Thx Carla!

Bah Nikki but :lol: LOL I didn't even read it that way!! (Just a small print warning is all I saw! :)

oh and TOM - you silly - - - there are many gluten-free lipsticks but holy cow, aren't we putting the cart before the horse just a bit here? you're already planning on 'macking with someone and you haven't even MOVED to SJ yet? Just settle down, goof, or you might IMPLODE - -

Sold the horse. The cart is that new self-propelled type. :o

I know ecks-Zak-lee what I said about SJ & Phx. :P I said I didn't want to meet someone I *REALLY* liked in Phx, meaning someone it would truly hurt to leave. Did it need a couple more "reallys"? :rolleyes:

oh and HOW am I supposed to find out if this bacon of which you speak in the butcher's deli IS GLUTEN FREE!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????/

Am I really the only one who's ever bought the supreme paragon of fatback porkbelly products? <_<

*_*

Did u read what I wrote last night in Camping thread? ;)

Takin' off soon??

Is 1st breakfast green eggs & ham? :lol::wacko::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I did :ph34r::ph34r: I think my new mantra is "It's hard to feel bad when you're busy feeling good!"

Okay, so I missed this thread...I assume that the verdict was to...partake...as much as possible while feeling lousy with lyme symptoms, and you will magically begin to feel better. That kind of thinking would not go over well with any listening pharmaceutical reps...but it's great advice. :D

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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I did :ph34r::ph34r: I think my new mantra is "It's hard to feel bad when you're busy feeling good!"

So, is your hubby starting to ask who you are and what did you do with his wife???

Okay, so I missed this thread...I assume that the verdict was to...partake...as much as possible while feeling lousy with lyme symptoms, and you will magically begin to feel better. That kind of thinking would not go over well with any listening pharmaceutical reps...but it's great advice. :D

Works better than painkillers, too ... besides, I know I for one definately don't need to take any more meds than I already am!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Works better than painkillers, too ... besides, I know I for one definately don't need to take any more meds than I already am!

:lol: Well now, hubby's been saying for years it'll cure a headache!! :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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...It's also great for diabetes maintenance...lowers the blood sugar. My husband will often say, "forgo that insulin injection! Let's try something else!" :rolleyes::P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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...It's also great for diabetes maintenance...lowers the blood sugar. My husband will often say, "forgo that insulin injection! Let's try something else!" :rolleyes::P

Tsk! ....Husbands :rolleyes: ...what are they like eh??

It's a bloomin' cure all if you listen to them!! :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Tsk! ....Husbands :rolleyes: ...what are they like eh??

It's a bloomin' cure all if you listen to them!! :lol:

For them, it is a cure-all ... but at least there's only one thing on their lists of things they want from us ... if we take care of that one thing, they'll deal with all the garbage we dish out. Amazing, actually. :lol:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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For them, it is a cure-all ... but at least there's only one thing on their lists of things they want from us ... if we take care of that one thing, they'll deal with all the garbage we dish out. Amazing, actually. :lol:

Sheesh Carla, no wonder you have five kids. :rolleyes:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Sheesh Carla, no wonder you have five kids. :rolleyes:

:lol::lol: Nope, six! One was adopted though. :lol:

Every one was planned. :rolleyes: I'd have had more if my health didn't decline like it did. :(

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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:lol::lol: Nope, six! One was adopted though. :lol:

Every one was planned. :rolleyes: I'd have had more if my health didn't decline like it did. :(

I had two until my husband retired and two became three. :o In a "manly" voice "Mom, where is this, where is that". Oh the joys of retirement.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Wow...six kids! Do I admire you, Carla. :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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For them, it is a cure-all ... but at least there's only one thing on their lists of things they want from us ... if we take care of that one thing, they'll deal with all the garbage we dish out. Amazing, actually. :lol:

Simple beings - with simple needs!! (sorry Tom) :lol:

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