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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I do vaguely remember that I once heard, through a friend of a friend, that the only thing that even comes close to sending a chill up the mighty Mr. Norris' spine is the thought of meeting the business end of the Iroquois Skull Crusher that hangs above Susie's mantle. Speak softly and carry BIG STICK! She defies time, gravity and any other laws of physics that she pleases! :o

I am SO not afraid of that girly man Chuck. :P

Alas, I do have a photo of my Skull Cracker, which hangs near the door. How do I post it here?


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jerseyangel Proficient
When they showed the table full of guns I almost died. What is wrong with people today. That place is not so far from Harrisburg. Maybe an hour.

Amanda--I know. The place we're moving to is not very far from there, either. Maybe 30-40 minutes, I would guess...

I just hope it's the original version and not the re-make, please leave Jessica Simpson at home!

How's the packing going Patti?

I agree Susie Q does not look her age, no Susie Q hit 30-ish and just stopped. Susie Q defies time, and gravity. It's just something she does.

:lol:

Of course the original, Julie :rolleyes:

I never even saw the movie....

Packing is going ok--by starting early, the plan is to not have tons to do at the end. Driving me nuts, though--I just want it over with, already :lol:

2 weeks to go.....

And, I so agree about Susie. B) A real stunner, that one.

jerseyangel Proficient
I am SO not afraid of that girly man Chuck. :P

:o

DingoGirl Enthusiast

someone needs to take my computer away from me. :ph34r: Forgot to tell you all another comment Gail made yesterday - - - a slight rolling of the eyes with - "you really need to get a REAL job, away from home and away from the computer, now don't you?" :lol:

Forgot to say to Alex, so sorry about yoru glutening, and so glad we could make you laugh! that's what we're here for.

Patti and Tom - packing - world's most heinous task.

Anyone - - what is in coke - Richard - - putting you to this small research task - you are the man to do it.

Am going to have some wine w/ lunch.

:rolleyes: <----- pleased

DingoGirl Enthusiast

someone needs to take my computer away from me. :ph34r: Forgot to tell you all another comment Gail made yesterday - - - a slight rolling of the eyes with - "you really need to get a REAL job, away from home and away from the computer, now don't you?" :lol:

Forgot to say to Alex, so sorry about yoru glutening, and so glad we could make you laugh! that's what we're here for.

Patti and Tom - packing - world's most heinous task.

Anyone - - what is in coke - Richard - - putting you to this small research task - you are the man to do it.

Am going to have some wine w/ lunch.

:rolleyes: <----- pleased

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Anyone - - what is in coke - Richard - - putting you to this small research task - you are the man to do it.

:huh::unsure:

Who in the name of Chuck Norris do you think I am?

I seem to have misplaced the SECRET FORMULA for Coca-Cola. It was right here a minute ago, right next to the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices and my cold fusion notes...hmmm has anyone seen Robert Goulet? <_<

I do know that it makes an excellent toilet cleaner if that helps any. :blink:

Phosphoric acid...caramel color...high frustose corn syrup...cocaine...bubbles that's all i can remember

Jestgar Rising Star

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Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
yeah, I've noticed . . . when I try to tell anyone about this thread, I get that "uh huh, sure sounds funny" with a look that says something else . . . like . . .wow, she really needs to get out more . . . or . . . how do I get away without agitating her?

-_- Remember what this emoticon is for? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

WHAT!!???!! Then why are you posting on this thread!!! :lol::lol: This is only for ODD adults (and, for you DoTL, up and coming ODD adults). :lol:

OK, so now that I've done this twice, I have to ask . . . Daughter of The Light, how would you prefer to be addressed? I took Tom's cue and used DoTL. I've also seen Daughter and Light. That's as far as my memory goes - don't know if anyone has used anything else. What's your preference because there ain't no way I'm typing the whole thing all the time?

I prefer Light. I got that nickname on the NeoBoards and like it a lot. (My username was lightinthedarkness. I WAS gonna use it here, but w/e...) And I don't expect anyone to type the whole thing out! I don't even do it...

Green12 Enthusiast
I do know that it makes an excellent toilet cleaner if that helps any. :blink:

AND an excellent engine degreaser...basically anything that is corroded coke comes in handy

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

Man you people are BUZY! I leave for ONE school day... and look what you people do! (Yeah, I'm goofing off too. I am SUPPOSED to be folding laundry, but needed a good laugh. I had ENRICHMENT today. With the school-like Drama. Plus law class. >P and I was sleepy on benydrill.) ... and you fill five pages! My goodness. Did you know it was possible to get high on sugar? I found out this April. :blink: And more recently.... last Saturday! *evil laughter* And if I eat enough marshmellows, TODAY!!!!!!!! (And then I will go on saturday and annoy my cousins with spanish rap that I listen to.)

Darn210 Enthusiast
I seem to have misplaced the SECRET FORMULA for Coca-Cola. It was right here a minute ago, right next to the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices and my cold fusion notes...hmmm has anyone seen Robert Goulet? <_<

Richard!!

Look at the time you posted! You know RG shows up around 3:00pm (est) !!! What happened? Are you (out of Emerald) Nuts?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Man you people are BUZY! I leave for ONE school day... and look what you people do! (Yeah, I'm goofing off too. I am SUPPOSED to be folding laundry, but needed a good laugh. I had ENRICHMENT today. With the school-like Drama. Plus law class. >P and I was sleepy on benydrill.) ... and you fill five pages! My goodness. Did you know it was possible to get high on sugar? I found out this April. :blink: And more recently.... last Saturday! *evil laughter* And if I eat enough marshmellows, TODAY!!!!!!!! (And then I will go on saturday and annoy my cousins with spanish rap that I listen to.)

Light, just had myself a bowl of marshmallows. Actually, its minimarshmallows, with milk chocolate chips, nuked for about 20 seconds, then throw some (gluten-free) crsipy rice cereal on top and eat with a spoon. It's a cross between a rice crispy treat and a s'more in a bowl. Mmmmmm . . . and I don't share!

jerseyangel Proficient
I seem to have misplaced the SECRET FORMULA for Coca-Cola. It was right here a minute ago, right next to the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices and my cold fusion notes...hmmm has anyone seen Robert Goulet? <_<

:lol::lol:

I remember in about 2nd grade the teacher put a tooth in a cup of Coke and we watched as in time, it ate away at the tooth. Didn't stop me from becoming a Pepsi addict, though....

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Now, isn't that cleaver!

Darn210 Enthusiast
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No . . . I don't think so :huh: . . . not enough support ;):lol: .

TriticusToxicum Explorer
No . . . I don't think so :huh: . . . not enough support ;):lol: .

Rah-Rah-Rah!

Prest-O-Chang-O my underpants into a BRA!

GOOOOOO TIGHTY-WHITIES!

(how's that for support?) :rolleyes:

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Light, just had myself a bowl of marshmallows. Actually, its minimarshmallows, with milk chocolate chips, nuked for about 20 seconds, then throw some (gluten-free) crsipy rice cereal on top and eat with a spoon. It's a cross between a rice crispy treat and a s'more in a bowl. Mmmmmm . . . and I don't share!

=0.0= Pweeeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee? pwetty pwease? *goes to have HOT CHOCOLATE* (Yes, I did buy some...)

CarlaB Enthusiast
I am SUPPOSED to be folding laundry,

Yay for homeschooling moms who know how to delegate!

See, Susie, kids can do chores!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard!!

Look at the time you posted! You know RG shows up around 3:00pm (est) !!! What happened? Are you (out of Emerald) Nuts?

Indeed I am (out of Emerald) NUTS. He must have intruded as i snarfed my almond Nuggets....obviously no substitute for the EN's...live and learn. :(

elye Community Regular

:huh::unsure:

I do know that it makes an excellent toilet cleaner if that helps any. :blink:

What do you think Mr. Goulet puts in his hair? :blink:

CarlaB Enthusiast
Hmmmm . . . do we know how old the photo is? :huh: I look ten years younger, too, when I use a photo from ten years ago. :lol:

Yes, and looking at yours you look even younger than that!

Am going to have some wine w/ lunch.

:rolleyes: <----- pleased

I want some wine with lunch, but at best I get whine.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Rah-Rah-Rah!

Prest-O-Chang-O my underpants into a BRA!

GOOOOOO TIGHTY-WHITIES!

(how's that for support?) :rolleyes:

Well, although it's nice to have moral support . . . it's just not enough to keep the girls in their proper position. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
I want some wine with lunch, but at best I get whine.

:lol::lol:

You know, a little wine might help the whine. Kind of like WD-40 for moms.

CarlaB Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

You know, a little wine might help the whine. Kind of like WD-40 for moms.

If only I were allowed, but alcohol is in the top three reasons why Lyme patients don't get better .... haven't had a drink since Dec. 6 of last year, but who's keeping track?

Jestgar Rising Star

Carla, I'll have an extra one for you tonight

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

I'm on my THIRD load of laundry... with ONE to go! *groan* I'm running back and forth between the washing machine trying to keep up...

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