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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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No, people kill people ... farts might make you want to die though ...

yep, those silent but deadly ones just want to make you die of embarressment.

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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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yep, those silent but deadly ones just want to make you die of embarressment.

If I ever did those, which I don't, I could easily blame it on the six kids who are always around me!!! LOL

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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If I ever did those, which I don't, I could easily blame it on the six kids who are always around me!!! LOL

LOL, that is what kids are for ;)... back in my pre-celiac days I pulled a few of those off. John does it and blames the cat :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Did you ever hear that joke about the guy who went to meet his in-laws and had to pass gas? He was next to the dog ... so he let out a little and the future inlaws called out the dog's name ... so he did it a little more and the called out the dog's name again .... finally he let it rip, the inlaws said, "Spot, you better get away from him before he poops all over you!"

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Carla--that is cute!

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG....indeed, who taught those chimps to kiss like that? :o:o:lol:

Janet, I completely agree...men laugh at poop and farts more than women do.

Tom, I also agree completely with you...it's just too easy!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Amanda!! I just had a terrific idea!! Can we bring our parade to your wedding?! :lol::lol:

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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Amanda!! I just had a terrific idea!! Can we bring our parade to your wedding?! :lol::lol:

Shhh! You're ruining the surprise!!!!

Now she's going to be laughing all day waiting for the farting care bears! At least she'll have a great smile in her pictures!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Amanda!! I just had a terrific idea!! Can we bring our parade to your wedding?! :lol::lol:

Ay...can you imagine??????????????????????? :ph34r:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Please bring the parade!!!! It will be so much fun!!!

I am having a gluten free cake from this wonderful cake lady.

Carla-thanks for the great compliment. Believe me I am so happy with my smile now. I am very glad that I did that.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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He weighs about 14 lbs. He is so loveable.

wimp.

my coon beats your coon

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OMG, this is hysterical!

Go to this link and watch the video of Snowball dancing:

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I know that most of you won't care, but Snowball's video was on the ellen show today.

OMG, I am addicted to TLC programs. My favorite is Little People Big World and John and Kate + 8. THose crazy Rollofs and now John and Kate and their 8 kids.....good times!

. . . as were John & Kate and their 8

Damn, we are soooo cutting edge . . . well, at least Julie is. :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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wimp.

my coon beats your coon

I remember seeing your coon in your avatar, very pretty kitty :)

tom Contributor
tom
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:lol: I actually laughed out loud just seeing 4 other names shown in the thread!! :lol:

I think I finally almost got my Silly back, 6 days after having to sit in that battery acid fume cloud :nauseous: (trying for green guy in-post) :nausea: :puke: :sick: :readytospew: :cookietosser:

Grrrr I bet none work :(

I'll take THE worst possible 100% Natural gasser over battery acid fumes anyday!!

. . . .fabulous and fearless ball of Him-ahl-yan fun.

<_< heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy . . . . .is she saying Himalayan is another over-syllable-ized pronunciation like 'mischievous'?? :huh:

SOOOOOZEY!! . . . typo? . . . .do I have the rawng foe-neddik translation?

. . . . and I'll watch anything that shows a surgery :huh: I know, I'm a little strange...

:lol: surgery shows are kinda freaky to me. I'll watch a little but I'm not into them like you and Charlize Theron. (mmmm Charlize .. .. .. .she excitedly went on & on about them on a talk show)

...I have perfect pitch (gone, now, I believe! :( )

Bah :(

I never had Perfect Pitch, but felt like it was admitting defeat earlier this year when I finally bought a guitar tuner, after 27 yrs or so of playing. At the time, I just couldn't hear it right. But NOW, :) , I rarely bother using it. :)

16 more days to go :)

:) heehee How exciting!!

Susie, I like the new av . . . however, we REAAALLLLY don't get a clear view of you right hand . . . you could still be holding a glass of wine. :lol:

Yes. 'Tis true & I wondered same. Also wondered how a boda bag fits into this scheme, but decided it's more about the glass than the wine. :D

Yes Tom, perfect timing on that picture. Anybody we know?

:lol: No one I know, but I can't speak for all-uh-yuz. :P

Shhh! You're ruining the surprise!!!!

Now she's going to be laughing all day waiting for the farting care bears! At least she'll have a great smile in her pictures!!!

:lol: Did we find the little tuxedos so they can be ushers?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:lol: Did we find the little tuxedos so they can be ushers?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

They're not ALL boys, you know . . . some will HAVE to be bridesmaids.

Anybody else having problems with Tom's posts? His WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is crowding his text . . . anybody? anybody?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

They're not ALL boys, you know . . . some will HAVE to be bridesmaids.

Anybody else having problems with Tom's posts? His WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is crowding his text . . . anybody? anybody?

Yeah Tom. try having a little less fun.

And who's picking up the yeti tux?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

We need as ring bearer and flower girl too :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Yeah Tom. try having a little less fun.

And who's picking up the yeti tux?

Who's volunteering to MEASURE the yeti for a tux?

tom Contributor
tom
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Anybody else having problems with Tom's posts? His WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is crowding his text . . . anybody? anybody?

Uh-oh! :blink:

I don't see it like everyone does on a pc.

<scurries off to My Controls>

Ok .. . . ..how's that?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

much better

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Who's volunteering to MEASURE the yeti for a tux?

Well not me!!......and just because I'm a hairdresser does NOT mean I will do the yeti's fur/hair/mane? :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Who's volunteering to MEASURE the yeti for a tux?

He can't read can he? Hmmmm I'll guess no, else he'd have posted by now.

Soooooooo as long as no one read my Yeti recipe post to him, and a ladder is provided, I'll volunteer for all but the inseam measurement. :o

<"what's that?">

Chuck seems to be showing some interest in filling the gap, so to speak.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Sorry, I can't measure the yeti either, I have too many other things on my plate that day :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Who's volunteering to MEASURE the yeti for a tux?

It's a slow day, I'll do it. :D

After, that is, I scoop up the yeti poop in my back yard.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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After, that is, I scoop up the yeti poop in my back yard.

How is that for gardening? Or maybe keeping deer away?

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