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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

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Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

I am born and raised floridian. I like heat and sun makes me sleepy :huh:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
OK, that was the first time I did that . . ." so-n-so said" thing . . . Did I do that right? Was there suppose to be quotes or anything? Emoticons? No Emoticons?

Feedback? Anyone?

:lol: 'twas done EXACTLY right. When you think a word is funny, you just plop it in there, just like that. And there you go.

Light, you are suppose to follow that with a

Haarrruuummmpffff!!

Indeed she was. :lol:

Um, Janet, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO confused every time I see your AV :wacko: Wonder how Amanda feels when she sees it? :huh:

All right, must go, heading to the pub with the girls. Ho hum. The girls will be fun, but there are pretty much almost NEVER any cute guys.......harrrumph. :angry:

Alas I am too off my game (mojo temporarily lost) to flirt anyway. :mellow:

flow charts? t-bagging? infertility? Good gawd....this report sounds really hard! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Um, Janet, I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO confused every time I see your AV :wacko: Wonder how Amanda feels when she sees it? :huh:

Forget Amanda . . . it's confusing to ME!! I don't recognize my own posts! :lol:

All right, must go, heading to the pub with the girls. Ho hum. The girls will be fun, but there are pretty much almost NEVER any cute guys.......harrrumph. :angry:

Sounds good . . . think I'll go have a beer with my husband!

Ridgewalker Contributor

My hubby and I are watching Ghost Hunters. :ph34r: I'm slightly askeert!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I don't mind your avatar. I think it is cute!

I picked up my bouquets today and they look amazing!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Okay...Judy needs a part in our parade, guys. Judy, can you twirl your cane like a baton? We've got this Yeti, see, and...then, Chuck Norris is with Danny, Wegman's CEO, in our Care Bears Float, and some retrofitted machine-guns, and Charlton Heston T-bagging MJ......

So, a cane-twirler is obviously needed. Unless that would be a bit silly. We certainly wouldn't want that.

:lol::lol:

WEEEEEEEEEEllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...if it's a parade I'll need a wheelchair ..........decorated of course with lots of crape paper and flags........................so then i can twirl the cane............hell MAYBE I CAN TWIRL 2 USING BOTH HANDS............

lord you guys are 'wordy' I came up to do a email and THERE WERE 32 ALERTS FROM THIS FRIGGING THREAD...................... :blink: GOING TO HAVE TO JUST 'DROP IN' AND UNLINK THIS SUCKER..............

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST HIDDEN SECRET ON THE ENTIRE BOARD.

THANKS FOR THE FUN...............i'LL BE BACK.

YOUR AVATARS ARE THE BEST.

JUDY

Mtndog Collaborator

Angus says WOOF!!!!!!!!!!! He sends kisses to ALL his cyber mommies :wub: :wub: :wub:

But there is something you must know, Angus has a secret. He is actually LA CHUPACABRA

At first we thought he was a wookie because he "talks" like Chewbacca but a few nights ago we realized he is the goat sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He seems to like his new nickname though!

The (temporary) Queen has just realized she doesn't know what she is doing in the parade?? :wacko: :wacko: :rolleyes::o


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Well let our craziness carry on through today :):):)

Shall the parade continue to grow?

elye Community Regular

Yes, the Parade MUST continue to grow! We've now got Danny...

How about Scott? May be good having some administrative clout marching along. He could attempt to keep us all in line...

Let's ask him.

:lol::lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
How about Scott? May be good having some administrative clout marching along. He could attempt to keep us all in line...

Let's ask him.

:o:unsure::blink::ph34r::blink:

Quick! Everybody out of the tub! :o

Hide the Wookie! Somebody get Patti a towel! Down the drain with dad! Chuck - get back in the closet! Amanda and Danny - just act natural - the two of you look honest - "There's nothing going on here" :huh:;)

Phew! (I bet Emily doesn't get invitied to too many parties! :P )

Darn210 Enthusiast
:o:unsure::blink::ph34r::blink:

Quick! Everybody out of the tub! :o

:lol::lol::lol:

Hide the Wookie! . . .

Where do you hide a Wookie?

Hey, I do like the sound of it though . . . Hide the Wookie! . . . Jestgar, your BOSS is coming, get those EBV thingies out and Hide the Wookie!! Light, here comes your MOM!! Fold some laundry and Hide the Wookie, for Pete's sake!!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Where do you hide a Wookie?

:huh: er, I guess it depends on the size of the wookie? :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I hid the bubble bath and the rubber duckies....

TriticusToxicum Explorer
I hid the bubble bath and the rubber duckies....

What bubble bath and rubber duckies? :huh:

"There's nothing to see here" :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Subject: Simple Test for Smart People

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Darn210 Enthusiast

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Subject: Simple Test for Smart People

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Well, first off, you need to let the yeti out to make room...

Darn210 Enthusiast

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

jerseyangel Proficient
Quick! Everybody out of the tub! :o

Whew! OK--that was a close one :o

Oh Hi Scott.....yep, business as usual... :unsure:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
CoAnderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

...and this explains why I am here instead of "working" :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well, first off, you need to let the yeti out to make room...

Hey Now . . . Have a little patience will you??? I was on a roll. Let me finish the joke!!! (And increase my number of posts so that I am just that much closer to being able to captionize my avatar!)

Besides, the yeti is in the chest freezer in the basement!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Besides, the yeti is in the chest freezer in the basement!

Well, maybe he is in your house. We find ours is more comfortable in the side-by-side upstairs.(more leg room) B)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Richard, I find your new avatar more disturbing than the one with everyone in the tub . . . just the expression on Susie's face . . . it doesn't LOOK like she is enjoying her kiss from Del Toro.

:huh::lol:

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