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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Or laugh at other people....Britney Spears?? :lol:

Hee Hee!

I'm still got a bit of Bowel Growl, but i slept better last night (wifey too). I'll be close to "normal" tomorrow (normal is not an adjective normally associated with this loon). I don't ever hope to be normal..."regular" is all i can hope for :P

You said "bowel growl" :D

Here's to feeling regular by tomorrow!

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jerseyangel Proficient
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Something I stumbled on--I didn't realize Chuck was so popular, other than on this thread :D

~How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Something I stumbled on--I didn't realize Chuck was so popular, other than on this thread :D

~How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

elye Community Regular
elye
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Richard, I think you've got it...Annie found Susie's mojo! What else could a "funny" lump be but the lost mojo? Of course...she was playing around with it, and swallowed it. Hey, maybe Bev's mojo is there, too...didn't we hear there are two lumps?

Speaking of interesting things in dogs, the most startling thing I have ever seen in Gus's poop was when he was still fairly young and everything was being inspected and gnawed....a sewing needle. Incredible. Dogs...they certainly seem to have more interesting poop than we do (wait, I'm talking about a bunch of celiacs, here...things, I hear, can get rather interesting with us) :lol: ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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My brother's dog started eating an old chair which of course passed on through. He declared the dog defective since his stuffing was coming out.

Nice Av work, Richard and gorjuss kitty, Patti. I need to take a decent picture of my JosieDog so you can all be envious of my barking, deck chewing, jump on the company dog.

jerseyangel Proficient
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My brother's dog started eating an old chair which of course passed on through. He declared the dog defective since his stuffing was coming out.

Bwah!!!!!! :lol:

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Or laugh at other people....Britney Spears?? :lol:

OMG, Susie, is Open Original Shared Link what you are auctioning on ebay??!!!!

What a coup!!! Talk about being in the right place at the right time?? How did you get the cameraman to part with it??

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jerseyangel Proficient
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Open Original Shared Link

For Pete's sake! :lol: The "sock" is up on ebay already.

These are some great times we live in B)

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TriticusToxicum
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For Pete's sake! :lol: The "sock" is up on ebay already.

These are some great times we live in B)

How long before "the wig" or "the glasses", or heaven forbid "the kids" :o:blink:

those poor kids don't have a chance...K-Fed is the lesser of 2 evils? :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
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those poor kids don't have a chance...K-Fed is the lesser of 2 evils? :blink:

I know--who would'a thunk it? :huh:

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Do I smell "wee"? :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Do I smell "wee"? :huh:

Is that the smell that you smell before getting Hoff'd?

Run, Richard, Run!!!

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Is that the smell that you smell before getting Hoff'd?

Run, Richard, Run!!!

I hope it's not too late!

BTW your little lady is the spittin' image of you! Cute! :) Now i must come up with a pic of my sweet lassies....

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Do I smell "wee"? :huh:

Maybe :huh:

Oh heck! I thought The Hoff had gone into Betty Ford this week :o ....run Richard!...RUN!!!!!!!

Talking of wee (*snigger*) - - Will the kitty done a wee on my bed <_<

He bats my face with his paws to wake me up in the morning ...and I thought his paws were wet!!! <_<

Anyhoo, I got up and got in my sons bed and left hubby to discover it (hee-hee) :lol:

BTW Kitty Will was seen by the vet (don't want to 'spook' the pets) today & he thinks he has a sprain on his leg - no breaks :)

Thus began Will's discovery of what the 'carry box' is for !!!

Hope Annie is ok ;)

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Anyhoo, I got up and got in my sons bed and left hubby to discover it (hee-hee) :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

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BTW your little lady is the spittin' image of you!

Yes, I've heard that many times, but it is hard for me to see it. I can't get past my "old" face when I compare us.

Now i must come up with a pic of my sweet lassies....

lassies, huh . . . so you have collies?

jerseyangel Proficient
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Will the kitty done a wee on my bed <_<

What a surprise to wake up to!

:D wee :D

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As Archie Bunker would say--"To give cheer to the cheerless, and beer to the beerless". B)

Dontcha just miss the old coot sometimes - my god how NON PC was he? :lol:

Susie good to see you posting, how are you holding up? What is the latest?

Hi Julie :)

I am just moping around here. Haven't heard anything and I pick Annie up at 5. Tika - she has taken to her bed in the back bedroom as the DEVIL DOG from next door is staying with us. She is terrified of him. :huh: Spike is an extremely annoying, ill-mannered little terrier - - highly exuberant and still puppy-ish and that doesn't sit well with my old, autistic cranky dog. So she just stays back there all the time. it's SO crazy. Quite funny but I never laugh at her....out loud. ;)

Speaking of interesting things in dogs, the most startling thing I have ever seen in Gus's poop was when he was still fairly young and everything was being inspected and gnawed....a sewing needle. Incredible. Dogs...they certainly seem to have more interesting poop than we do (wait, I'm talking about a bunch of celiacs, here...things, I hear, can get rather interesting with us)

oh my Lord. :huh:

Annie has had some GOLDEN poops - when she's eaten half a bag of hershey's kisses or nuggets...lots of golden foil. And Crayon poops are quite colorful as well. :huh:

My brother's dog started eating an old chair which of course passed on through. He declared the dog defective since his stuffing was coming out.

:lol:

OMG, Susie, is Open Original Shared Link what you are auctioning on ebay??!!!!

What a coup!!! Talk about being in the right place at the right time?? How did you get the cameraman to part with it??

oh good LORD! If ONLY I had something that had been run over by a celebrity.....IF ONLY!!!!! Shall I just LIE and SAY it was run over?

Do you know what I found in a box of old stuff the other day.....a very old tennis tournament program autographed by Efrem Zimbalist jr. Think that would fetch anything? :huh::lol:

Now i must come up with a pic of my sweet lassies....

oh FINALLY Richard has a normal photo! Such beauties, your lassies!!!

Am goign to have to post Super Annie as my avatar, thank you for sending it along. ;)

The house is very quiet today, without the Weasel following me from room to room......:unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
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What beautiful kids you all have! Okay, gotta take a photo of my two. But really,

........Gus is cuter!.......... :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Now i must come up with a pic of my sweet lassies....

Why, what lovely ladies you have, Richard! And congratulations on resisting the urge to augment your photo with The Wiggles and YooHoos. :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Janet and Richard--your children are beautiful! :)

My grown sons would kill me if I put their picture up on the internet :lol: Take it from me, though--they're both handsome guys. Thank goodness neither one of them looks like me :P:huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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...We should be hearing something from Susie soon...

...waiting with bated breath....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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...We should be hearing something from Susie soon...

...waiting with bated breath....

As long as you're not waiting with dog breath! ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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...We should be hearing something from Susie soon...

Yeah, I was just checking to see if there was any news....

Ridgewalker Contributor
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Isn't she in California? That would be 8 o'clock for us east coasters.

Speaking of devil dogs, I am really starting to think my dog has some kind of loose wiring. :( She has had major problems with aggression, and I thought I had gotten it trained out of her, but now this past week it's resurfacing. I don't understand, I raised this dog from 3 weeks, bottle fed her and everything :( :( I am so depressed. And sick. Ugh.

Sorry to be a downer.

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