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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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How are you feeling, Bev?

Like I'm getting a brain back :ph34r: I'll email you!!!!!!! I fear the day my brain comes back on fully- it's scary at half power :P


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CarlaB Enthusiast
I personally am a peanut.

Just don't be a chickpea. I hate those things.

I don't think chickpeas are nuts ... for that matter, neither are peanuts! :lol:

Like I'm getting a brain back :ph34r: I'll email you!!!!!!! I fear the day my brain comes back on fully- it's scary at half power :P

Yeah, it will be scary!

My brain has not returned .... parts of it have, but the rest is still gone. But I've been on Mino for a couple weeks now, so maybe soon. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet, WHAT in the world is your daughter doing in your avatar? It looks very industrious! She looks sooo much like you.

Why, she's measuring (fake) dinosaur bones, of course. If you could see the picture full size, you might be able to read the sign that says "dinosaur research". The paleontologist caption was suppose to be a hint. Not too much longer and you'll be in the 501 club. Here's a suggestion to boost your numbers, you wait for Tom to post (preferably on the OMG thread) and then you reply with a "hmmm, that's interesting".

Ridgewalker Contributor
I don't think chickpeas are nuts ... for that matter, neither are peanuts! :lol:

:lol: Well, ok- if you want to be all accurate and stuff. :P

Ridgewalker Contributor
Why, she's measuring (fake) dinosaur bones, of course. If you could see the picture full size, you might be able to read the sign that says "dinosaur research". The paleontologist caption was suppose to be a hint.

You know, I did see the caption, and thought, Cool. Then I looked at the picture, and it looks like she's woodworking with a lathe or something. Me, peering at computer screen----> :blink:

Not too much longer and you'll be in the 501 club. Here's a suggestion to boost your numbers, you wait for Tom to post (preferably on the OMG thread) and then you reply with a "hmmm, that's interesting".

Ah ha! Heard and noted! :ph34r: *sneaks off looking for Tom*

CarlaB Enthusiast
Here's a suggestion to boost your numbers, you wait for Tom to post (preferably on the OMG thread) and then you reply with a "hmmm, that's interesting".

He'll know where she got that suggestion from!!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I think I am here to stay. God help us all (especially me :o ).

Ahhh, Peter!! I hope you can handle it! We females on this thread are a fearsome lot. The guys seem to be able to handle it for only short periods of time. Then they must retreat to catch their breath and gather their wits! Richard has been missing in action for several days now. Tom's been working on gathering his wits but apparently, he has packed them in several different boxes for his move and failed to label them appropriately!

Oh . . . by the way . . . no need to tell Scott anything. We're trying to keep a low profile here. On the other hand, if you do talk to Scott, ask him how come he hasn't answered my Green Guy emoticon thread.


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CarlaB Enthusiast
Oh . . . by the way . . . no need to tell Scott anything. We're trying to keep a low profile here. On the other hand, if you do talk to Scott, ask him how come he hasn't answered my Green Guy emoticon thread.

I guess Scott thinks there are enough moderators participating in this thread that he doesn't have to check up on us!

Do you think he reads it anonymously?

Ridgewalker Contributor
Oh . . . by the way . . . no need to tell Scott anything. We're trying to keep a low profile here. On the other hand, if you do talk to Scott, ask him how come he hasn't answered my Green Guy emoticon thread.

Yeah, I still want that green guy. We totally NEED that emoticon. It's necessary for our expressive therapy.

Darn210 Enthusiast
I guess Scott thinks there are enough moderators participating in this thread that he doesn't have to check up on us!

Do you think he reads it anonymously?

Maybe he is actually participating!! Maybe he has a fake/second member ID so that he can participate in some of the threads!! Maybe Sarah isn't really Sarah . . . hmmm? :o Maybe Emily is Scott - she would have gotten some advice from her dad on how to play a different character - no wait, that's not right. If Emily is Scott, then Emily's dad wouldn't be giving Scott advice!! I'VE GOT IT! Emily isn't Scott! Scott is Emily! Emily is the board administrator! Emily, why won't you give us a green guy emoticon?!!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Maybe he is actually participating!! Maybe he has a fake/second member ID so that he can participate in some of the threads!! Maybe Sarah isn't really Sarah . . . hmmm? :o Maybe Emily is Scott - she would have gotten some advice from her dad on how to play a different character - no wait, that's not right. If Emily is Scott, then Emily's dad wouldn't be giving Scott advice!! I'VE GOT IT! Emily isn't Scott! Scott is Emily! Emily is the board administrator! Emily, why won't you give us a green guy emoticon?!!

Yeah, it's Emily that's Scott! :lol: I'm me, I promise! I gotta find a pic to post... :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
You know, I did see the caption, and thought, Cool. Then I looked at the picture, and it looks like she's woodworking with a lathe or something. Me, peering at computer screen----> :blink:

Yes, we often let our 6 year old play with a lathe!! :lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So many quotations have stayed with me over the years, and it's impossible to pick a favorite. The wittiest, I think, was by (who else?) my hero, Winston Churchill:

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

:

I love Churchill so much..........have pages of his quotes.......and the most charming books of his paintings......and several biographies. Wonder if I"ll finish one of them, ever?

You are all absolutely nuts. I guess that is why I fit in here. LOL. My dry sense of humoUr often gets lost in the written word, so to avoid p*ssing people off I am careful about what I write online.

Who is looking after the Yeti? I found something in my yard today. DNA testing is beyond my means, but I wonder? Should I treat is as something sacred, or just compost it?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!! We've got Peter!!!!!!!! he's one of us, why look, he's even using the superfluous "U" properly!!!!!!!!!! and speaking of practicalities, like DNA testing of possible magical scat in his back yard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

oh this pleases me to no end.....................

Peter, I think you are the only one who has read every word since pg 202! :lol:

:o the HELL you say!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I actually DO read all the words. remember, I have no life.

:lol: Well, ok- if you want to be all accurate and stuff. :P

:lol:

Yeah, I still want that green guy. We totally NEED that emoticon. It's necessary for our expressive therapy.

TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! and we need a red-faced devil emoticon.......and - - there was another one we needed - - can't remember........

Maybe he is actually participating!! Maybe he has a fake/second member ID so that he can participate in some of the threads!! Maybe Sarah isn't really Sarah . . . hmmm? :o Maybe Emily is Scott - she would have gotten some advice from her dad on how to play a different character - no wait, that's not right. If Emily is Scott, then Emily's dad wouldn't be giving Scott advice!! I'VE GOT IT! Emily isn't Scott! Scott is Emily! Emily is the board administrator! Emily, why won't you give us a green guy emoticon?!!

:o OMG - what should we do? Quick - act natural - act like you don't know for God's sake!!!!!!! Drink your absinthe and be quiet..........

:lol:

Dingo, out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
:o the HELL you say!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I actually DO read all the words. remember, I have no life.

Likewise . . . I too have read every word and I too have no life . . . here I sit on a Tuesday night, should have gone to bed an hour ago, but I see Susie and Sarah online so I wait to see if they are going to post! :lol: (My stalker instincts have kicked in :ph34r: )

:o OMG - what should we do? Quick - act natural - act like you don't know for God's sake!!!!!!! Drink your absinthe and be quiet..........

What?!? Act natural?!? Do any of us know how to do that?:huh::lol:

Gotta go to bed. This stalker is tired! -_-

Ridgewalker Contributor
Likewise . . . I too have read every word and I too have no life . . . here I sit on a Tuesday night, should have gone to bed an hour ago, but I see Susie and Sarah online so I wait to see if they are going to post! :lol: (My stalker instincts have kicked in :ph34r: )

Bahaha! I was hanging around to see if Janet or Susie was going to post. *snicker*

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yes, we often let our 6 year old play with a lathe!! :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: I just about spit my water out on that one...........

well, she doesn't need ALL her fingers does she? :lol:

Likewise . . . I too have read every word and I too have no life . . . here I sit on a Tuesday night, should have gone to bed an hour ago, but I see Susie and Sarah online so I wait to see if they are going to post! :lol: (My stalker instincts have kicked in :ph34r: )

:lol: But it's only LIGHT stalking, so don't worry. A drive-by here, a vomiting in one's bushes there.....no big deal. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good gawd.........I used to read a lot more BOOKS at night before c.com entered my life. :huh: I'm getting STUPIDER. :lol:

Bahaha! I was hanging around to see if Janet or Susie was going to post. *snicker*

STALKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Going to eat my last projectile cupcake :ph34r: and go to bed.

;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:o Do they sell absinthe at Tesco? why how mahvelous indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why I don't know :unsure: ...gonna check it out....

I like Ewan but I LOVE Colin (firth).

Naturally - have to

Nicola- You must confirm- is Hugh straight? WHY is he NOT married?

OMGawd Beverly - he's a straight as they come!!!! (Ooops)

He's just a comittment phobe

I think he's not married because he's a horn dog. That's a southeastern term. :ph34r: Is it allowed to say horn dog?

Yes - horn dog - THAT'S what I meant :lol:

Who is looking after the Yeti? I found something in my yard today. DNA testing is beyond my means, but I wonder? Should I treat is as something sacred, or just compost it?

Smoke it Pete, ....it has magical properties.........

God help us all

Indeed :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Helllloooooo Sarah!!! Now we've got a face to put with the name!! Apparently, based on the angle, my son took your photo! ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

My goodness, I missed alot from the time I abandonded the internet to watch a movie at 10 last night....

elye Community Regular

Mornin' all....Reporting for duty!

I've been pacing around, unable to get my breakfast down....the true identity of Scott...Hmmm. This is troublesome, as I think of the past weeks and how my dad has seemed...well, different. Trying to...moderate...edit...control things. Correcting me on a medical point, criticising when I emoticize too much...And what's with his sudden need for me to log in with a password before I go into their apartment?! Could it be....

He's done it yet again??

:o

CarlaB Enthusiast
:o the HELL you say!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I actually DO read all the words. remember, I have no life.

I have no life either .... it's the lack of brain, however, that doesn't allow me to read it all! :D I know, I know, it's not supposed to make sense .... but it gets really confusing sometimes! :blink:

What?!? Act natural?!? Do any of us know how to do that?:huh::lol:

Uh, I think everyone is acting natural .... I think normal would be what we don't know how to do! ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I have to agree with Carla, normal is not something I think I can manage :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
I have to agree with Carla, normal is not something I think I can manage :)

I've never aspired to be normal.

Ridgewalker Contributor

Observation:

Joggers/walkers in big cities carry pepper spray to fend off muggers.

Joggers/walkers in the country carry a big stick to beat off the neighbor's crazy inbred dogs.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Observation:

Joggers/walkers in big cities carry pepper spray to fend off muggers.

Joggers/walkers in the country carry a big stick to beat off the neighbor's crazy inbred dogs.

Mmmmm...*strokes chin in thoughtful manner*

...yes!....thank you for that observation Sarah :lol:

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