Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):
  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

CarlaB Enthusiast

Sorry, Alex .... some people just don't get it.

I can't remember where the post button is!!! LOL


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
CarlaB Enthusiast

Sorry, Alex .... some people just don't get it.

I can't remember where the post button is!!! LOL

Rikki Tikki Explorer

I see you lurking Carla B) , how have you been?

tom Contributor
.......

A moment later, I glanced back. Changed again! ....

...., then back...Changed again!

.. .. my prof later claimed it was one of the most powerful visual statements he had yet seen on human sexuality, and how clever I was to take the opportunity to make it with this drawing.

ROFL :lol:

What a narrative! Felt like I was watching it play out.

(Em? While erasing, does your tonguetip stick out of the corner of your mouth? That's how I saw it!)

CarlaB Enthusiast
I see you lurking Carla B) , how have you been?
I'm doing better every day!

I meant to say something earlier .... how have you been? It's been a long time since we've seen you here.

ROFL :lol:

What a narrative! Felt like I was watching it play out.

(Em? While erasing, does your tonguetip stick out of the corner of your mouth? That's how I saw it!)

Where there's talk about nudity, tom will show up ... it's kind of like mentioning tassles then seeing Richard ...

Rikki Tikki Explorer

I see you lurking Carla B) , how have you been?

tom Contributor

Janet - awwwwwwwwwww what a great pic!

Where there's talk about nudity, tom will show up ... it's kind of like mentioning tassles then seeing Richard ...

Hehehe :lol: I'm posting every day and ya gotta throw this out there when the story has only nude MEN???? :blink:


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



elye Community Regular

Morning, Amanda, my fellow morning person!

And shortly, to all other Sillies....

don't go back, use the magic triangle

Yes! A rule I want to govern my life by...if I could only find that magic triangle. It's hidden, like the Bermuda Triangle, I just know it. One can press it and go immediately back over embarrassing, regretful moments (or hours...), like a Life Reset Button, only erasing choice bits. Where is it? :rolleyes:

Speaking of erasing:

ROFL :lol:

What a narrative! Felt like I was watching it play out.

(Em? While erasing, does your tonguetip stick out of the corner of your mouth? That's how I saw it!)

Well....I clearly remember being deeply conscious of how I was arranging my own face, as said model was looking toward me and was able to glance at me from time to time. So, given what was happening in one particular...area...I early on decided to keep my tongue planted firmly inside my mouth. And I believe I did this.

Unless...

Do you think perhaps...the reason things were changing....might be...(because I do have this very habit of sticking the tip of my tongue out when undoing tight jar lids, hammering a nail...perhaps ERASING).....

Well!! Age-old mystery solved!! :o:lol:

Hey.....It really IS all just a smudgemark. Maybe all of life is.... :huh:;)

Too early in the morning to be waxing this kind of poetical. I'll let someone else run with that...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Emily!!!! I missed you guys last night, the board was not working well..

I am actually off of work today, I woke up late, my cat curled up next to me in bed, I am going to do some shopping. I want to check out Salvation Army too, I love going there. Do some light Christmas shopping, I want to get housework done and I hear a nasty storm is coming this weekend. So maybe some grocery shopping too.

CarlaB Enthusiast
Hehehe :lol: I'm posting every day and ya gotta throw this out there when the story has only nude MEN???? :blink:

Well, let's just say you don't miss a conversation on sex ... and, you didn't mention much about the naked man, just what Emily was doing ....

Amanda, this week is herx week, and today, though my alarm went off at 8, I didn't wake up until someone called at 9:42! :o I think we're doing the same things today ... except tonight, three of my kids have Christmas parties, so I'll be doing a lot of taxiing children until 10.

I think some bad weather is supposed to come through here, too.

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am indeed alive (in case you were wondering :huh:)....OMG- you all forgot about me didn't you? HARUMMPPPHH.

Had a hellacious couple of weeks but NEED to be silly. I do know that there was talk of twisting Sting's panties- I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

And now for some funnies:Open Original Shared Link

My favorite is Roughly Taken.

Now to resume residence in the kingdom of silliness I don't have to go back do I? :ph34r: And dear GAWD- do NOT make me wear a chicken suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
I am indeed alive (in case you were wondering :huh:)....OMG- you all forgot about me didn't you? HARUMMPPPHH.

Who ARE you? :blink::lol: :lol:

Welcome back to the real world. :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor

Soooooooooooooooooooo

Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Surprised to see your valuable 2 pence not yet in this "Dr. In Fresno?" thread.

Open Original Shared Link

Well, let's just say you don't miss a conversation on sex ... and, you didn't mention much about the naked man, just what Emily was doing ....

:huh: Did I miss the part where Emily's naked too?

tom Contributor

Hellooooooooooooooo BEV!!!!!!

. .. ..Well....I clearly remember being deeply conscious of how I was arranging my own face, as said model was looking toward me and was able to glance at me from time to time. So, given what was happening in one particular...area...I early on decided to keep my tongue planted firmly inside my mouth. And I believe I did this.

Unless...

Do you think perhaps...the reason things were changing....might be...(because I do have this very habit of sticking the tip of my tongue out when undoing tight jar lids, hammering a nail...perhaps ERASING).....

Well!! Age-old mystery solved!! :o:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

elye Community Regular
I want to check out Salvation Army too, I love going there.

Oh! I am the Sally Ann queen! Love it, too. Searching for hidden treasures...nothin' like it...

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a hellacious couple of weeks but NEED to be silly. I do know that there was talk of twisting Sting's panties- I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

Whaaaaaa? I cannot believe I missed such subject matter. I want in on this!!

And now for some funnies:Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol: Where do you find these things, Bev?

Now to resume residence in the kingdom of silliness I don't have to go back do I? :ph34r: And dear GAWD- do NOT make me wear a chicken suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Royal edit dictates that royal representatives who have been absent MUST read ALL posts from when they last appeared. It's the Silly Law, Bev...get reading!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yikes. I don't even want to tell you how I was planning on disposing of my first husbands body.

:huh:

Um, I suspect she's been waiting for us to ask.........."how many husbands have you HAD?" and the answer is.....ZERO..........

:huh:

:lol: :lol:

So he earned the name Mr. Fathead Jerk from me although I was using some other choice expletives when explaining him to my fiance. I think I should count myself lucky that I will not be working for him.

there is a spray called Fathead Be Gone, 'twill dissolve dolts like this instantly. :lol:

Actually . . . both buttons posted . . . hmmm. Ended up with a single and a double post. I invoked the don't go back, use the magic triangle rule and it ends up giving me a double post!!!????!!!!

evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clearly we are all caught in a vortex.......

Up messed it is.

:lol:

Do you think perhaps...the reason things were changing....might be...(because I do have this very habit of sticking the tip of my tongue out when undoing tight jar lids, hammering a nail...perhaps ERASING).....

Well!! Age-old mystery solved!! :o:lol:

Hey.....It really IS all just a smudgemark. Maybe all of life is.... :huh:;)

Too early in the morning to be waxing this kind of poetical. I'll let someone else run with that...

*snooooort*

:lol: :lol: the proverbial smudgemark........blurred and OBFUSCATED by one's protruding tongue and.......other protruding things....... :ph34r:

[

Had a hellacious couple of weeks but NEED to be silly. I do know that there was talk of twisting Sting's panties- I VOLUNTEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

and THERE she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Um, tell me where was there mention of twisting Sting's panties? was I in a vortex?

OMG - porn for girls --

:lol: :lol:

OMG! Never saw this post about doctors in Fresno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will write to her immediately..........

elye Community Regular
:huh: Did I miss the part where Emily's naked too?

Geez, yeah....didya? Did I? ...Don't recall anyone but our model being naked...

Gawd, can you imagine? Group Life Drawing 101...where everyone is naked. :lol::lol: Y'now, just to get the artists into the true aesthetic feel of their naked models, and hopefully communicate it on the canvas.

Man, I don't think anybody in my year partied quite enough for that...

:lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
:huh: Did I miss the part where Emily's naked too?

No, you were just overly concerned what she was doing with her tongue .... you thought maybe it was her fault ....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG.... Fathead Jerk!!! I love it!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol: (and will mentally use when next appropiate - probably my gp :rolleyes: )

Did I put too much Amaretto in my tea or is the forum serious messed up? :wacko:

It was of course possible that you misjudged the amaretto/tea ratio - but I am intrigued at this concoction :unsure: ...what tea do you use ???

Also ''Plethora'' :lol:

..and Susie's word of the day ''Obfuscated'' :lol:

....dear gawd - over the last few days I have completely blown the pre xmas diet - where's the magic triangle of life??????? I neeeeeeeed to go back a week :P

Ridgewalker Contributor
OMG! National News.......big news here - - um, it HAPPENED here!!!!!!!! :o (they had to move the trial to southern Cal - her atty is a big shot here - lost the case - zoigs - and rightly so - SHE KILLED HER HUSBAND IN A VAT OF ACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

OMG!!! Grody.

Hello Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am indeed alive (in case you were wondering :huh:)....OMG- you all forgot about me didn't you? HARUMMPPPHH.

Bev! I am natural-born worrier and honestly, I was starting to picture you snowed in somewhere with no power, huddled in a blanket next to an old wood stove, shivering, burning cornstalks for warmth, melting snow for water... I have no idea what your house is like, but when I get going, my imagination takes off! Soooo glad to see you!

Wellllllll, I have had an interesting couple days. Took Ez to the doctor again yesterday, as he woke up SCREAMING in pain- it was his ear. After a horrific 3 hours, he was diagnosed with a massive ear infection. The doc said his entire ear canal was swollen closed, and it came out of NOWHERE. Oh and she raised her rates, and Ezra is now allergic to all the stronger cheap antibiotics, plus he needed ear drops so... ouch.

Also, today was my court date for a couple tickets I got- and listen, before you get the wrong idea, I'm an extremely safe driver. In fact, before these two tickets, I had not gotten a single one in 12 years. These two tickets were for having an expired inspection sticker and I hadn't changed my address on my license since we moved.

I walked into court, fully expecting everything to be dismissed since I had remedied both situations. But NO. He dismissed the inspection, but is charging me for not having updated the ADDRESS on my license. I now have 20 days to pay almost $200, which might as well be a million right now. Ugh.

So, I took a couple hours to completely FREAK OUT and rage against the unfairness of it all, and I'm feeling a bit better now. It's going to be hard, but it always works out somehow. Right now, I'm just counting myself blessed to have actually had the cash in my pocket for Ezra's medical stuff, instead of having sent it off for bills already. So I feel very lucky for that.

And I'm soooo happy it's the weekend. The boys are having a sleepover at my Mom's tonight, and Brian and I are going to his company Christmas party. Tomorrow the kids and I are going to make a boatload of Christmas cookies! Always ends up being a mess, with the kiddoes, but soooooo much fun!

Sorry about not being silly, but I HAD to vent for a moment!!!

tom Contributor

Sting wears panties???? :blink:

I think I would've remembered seeing that.

So Bev??? Are you cheating on us w/ another thread of silliness?

:angry:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I am askeert of Emily's new av.

:lol:

I have sent a pm to the girl in Fresno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the forum was totally down for me last night, it was sooooooooo scary. So, missed that post entirely..........OMG I have the BEST GI to send her to!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, to which to send her. ha! Isn't it sad, when in our paltry little lives, we are so excited to send someone to a doctor who knows WTH Celiac is.

BAH! :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Bev! I am natural-born worrier and honestly, I was starting to picture you snowed in somewhere with no power, huddled in a blanket next to an old wood stove, shivering, burning cornstalks for warmth, melting snow for water... I have no idea what your house is like, but when I get going, my imagination takes off! Soooo glad to see you!

*snnnnnnnort*

:lol:

So, I took a couple hours to completely FREAK OUT and rage against the unfairness of it all, and I'm feeling a bit better now. It's going to be hard, but it always works out somehow. Right now, I'm just counting myself blessed to have actually had the cash in my pocket for Ezra's medical stuff, instead of having sent it off for bills already. So I feel very lucky for that.

Vent away, silly. good lord, when it rains it pours, does it not?????????? :angry:

and OMG - are you supposed to have your new address on your license? :o This, I did not know........

the cookie mess sounds fun!!!!!!!!! and OMG - today's the party! Got your outfit dialed in?

Ridgewalker Contributor
Vent away, silly. good lord, when it rains it pours, does it not?????????? :angry:

and OMG - are you supposed to have your new address on your license? :o This, I did not know........

the cookie mess sounds fun!!!!!!!!! and OMG - today's the party! Got your outfit dialed in?

Well apparently, at least in NC, they've decided to become complete {BLEEPS} about that license thing. I mean jeez, it's not like my license was expired for heaven's sake! Just an old address.

The cookie mess is a blast, and now that both the kids are a little older, it is my favorite Christmas activity!

Yup, got the outfit laid out, and I am NOT going to second-guess myself. I'm just going to put it on and forget about crappy stuff, and have fun!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm just going to put it on and forget about crappy stuff, and have fun!!!

That's the spirit! :D

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - knitty kitty replied to catnapt's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      3

      results from 13 day gluten challenge - does this mean I can't have celiac?

    2. - knitty kitty replied to Scott Adams's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      49

      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

    3. - Florence Lillian replied to Jane02's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
      11

      Desperately need a vitamin D supplement. I've reacted to most brands I've tried.

    4. - catnapt replied to catnapt's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      3

      results from 13 day gluten challenge - does this mean I can't have celiac?

    5. - cristiana replied to hjayne19's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      21

      Insomnia help

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):
  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      133,355
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Amy Immerman
    Newest Member
    Amy Immerman
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):
  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.6k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):
  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • knitty kitty
      @catnapt, Wheat germ has very little gluten in it.  Gluten is  the carbohydrate storage protein, what the flour is made from, the fluffy part.  Just like with beans, there's the baby plant that will germinate  ("germ"-inate) if sprouted, and the bean part is the carbohydrate storage protein.   Wheat germ is the baby plant inside a kernel of wheat, and bran is the protective covering of the kernel.   Little to no gluten there.   Large amounts of lectins are in wheat germ and can cause digestive upsets, but not enough Gluten to provoke antibody production in the small intestines. Luckily you still have time to do a proper gluten challenge (10 grams of gluten per day for a minimum of two weeks) before your next appointment when you can be retested.    
    • knitty kitty
      Hello, @asaT, I'm curious to know whether you are taking other B vitamins like Thiamine B1 and Niacin B3.  Malabsorption in Celiac disease affects all the water soluble B vitamins and Vitamin C.  Thiamine and Niacin are required to produce energy for all the homocysteine lowering reactions provided by Folate, Cobalamine and Pyridoxine.   Weight gain with a voracious appetite is something I experienced while malnourished.  It's symptomatic of Thiamine B1 deficiency.   Conversely, some people with thiamine deficiency lose their appetite altogether, and suffer from anorexia.  At different periods on my lifelong journey, I suffered this, too.   When the body doesn't have sufficient thiamine to turn food, especially carbohydrates, into energy (for growth and repair), the body rations what little thiamine it has available, and turns the carbs into fat, and stores it mostly in the abdomen.  Consuming a high carbohydrate diet requires additional thiamine to process the carbs into energy.  Simple carbohydrates (sugar, white rice, etc.) don't contain thiamine, so the body easily depletes its stores of Thiamine processing the carbs into fat.  The digestive system communicates with the brain to keep eating in order to consume more thiamine and other nutrients it's not absorbing.   One can have a subclinical thiamine insufficiency for years.  A twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent increase in brain function, so the symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously.  Symptoms of Thiamine insufficiency include stunted growth, chronic fatigue, and Gastrointestinal Beriberi (diarrhea, abdominal pain), heart attack, Alzheimer's, stroke, and cancer.   Thiamine improves bone turnover.  Thiamine insufficiency can also affect the thyroid.  The thyroid is important in bone metabolism.  The thyroid also influences hormones, like estrogen and progesterone, and menopause.  Vitamin D, at optimal levels, can act as a hormone and can influence the thyroid, as well as being important to bone health, and regulating the immune system.  Vitamin A is important to bone health, too, and is necessary for intestinal health, as well.   I don't do dairy because I react to Casein, the protein in dairy that resembles gluten and causes a reaction the same as if I'd been exposed to gluten, including high tTg IgA.  I found adding mineral water containing calcium and other minerals helpful in increasing my calcium intake.   Malabsorption of Celiac affects all the vitamins and minerals.  I do hope you'll talk to your doctor and dietician about supplementing all eight B vitamins and the four fat soluble vitamins because they all work together interconnectedly.  
    • Florence Lillian
      Hi Jane: You may want to try the D3 I now take. I have reactions to fillers and many additives. Sports Research, it is based in the USA and I have had no bad reactions with this brand. The D3 does have coconut oil but it is non GMO, it is Gluten free, Soy free, Soybean free and Safflower oil free.  I have a cupboard full of supplements that did not agree with me -  I just keep trying and have finally settled on Sports Research. I take NAKA Women's Multi full spectrum, and have not felt sick after taking 2 capsules per day -  it is a Canadian company. I buy both from Amazon. I wish you well in your searching, I know how discouraging it all is. Florence.  
    • catnapt
      highly unlikely  NOTHING and I mean NOTHING else has ever caused me these kinds of symptoms I have no problem with dates, they are a large part of my diet In fact, I eat a very high fiber, very high vegetable and bean diet and have for many years now. It's considered a whole foods plant based or plant forward diet (I do now eat some lean ground turkey but not much) I was off dairy for years but recently had to add back plain yogurt to meet calcium needs that I am not allowed to get from supplements (I have not had any problem with the yogurt)   I eat almost no processed foods. I don't eat out. almost everything I eat, I cook myself I am going to keep a food diary but to be honest, I already know that it's wheat products and also barley that are the problem, which is why I gradually stopped eating and buying them. When I was eating them, like back in early 2024, when I was in the middle of moving and ate out (always had bread or toast or rolls or a sub or pizza) I felt terrible but at that time was so busy and exhausted that I never stopped to think it was the food. Once I was in my new place, I continued to have bread from time to time and had such horrible joint pain that I was preparing for 2 total knee replacements as well as one hip! The surgery could not go forward as I was (and still am) actively losing calcium from my bones. That problem has yet to be properly diagnosed and treated   anyway over time I realized that I felt better when I stopped eating bread. Back at least 3 yrs ago I noticed that regular pasta made me sick so I switched to brown rice pasta and even though it costs a lot more, I really like it.   so gradually I just stopped buying and eating foods with gluten. I stopped getting raisin bran when I was constipated because it made me bloated and it didn't help the constipation any more (used to be a sure bet that it would in the past)   I made cookies and brownies using beans and rolled oats and dates and tahini and I LOVE them and have zero issues eating those I eat 1 or more cans of beans per day easily can eat a pound of broccoli - no problem! Brussels sprouts the same thing.   so yeh it's bread and related foods that are clearly the problem  there is zero doubt in my mind    
    • cristiana
      Thank you for your post, @nanny marley It is interesting what you say about 'It's OK not to sleep'. Worrying about sleeping only makes it much harder to sleep.  One of my relatives is an insomniac and I am sure that is part of the problem.  Whereas I once had a neighbour who, if she couldn't sleep, would simply get up again, make a cup of tea, read, do a sudoku or some other small task, and then go back to bed when she felt sleepy again.  I can't think it did her any harm - she lived  well into her nineties. Last week I decided to try a Floradix Magnesium supplement which seems to be helping me to sleep better.  It is a liquid magnesium supplement, so easy to take.  It is gluten free (unlike the Floradix iron supplement).  Might be worth a try.        
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.