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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Am I the only female who isn't all ga ga over George Clooney??? :blink:

I believe so, yes....

He is actually a very passable singer, which is what really turns me on....Rosemary's nephew, after all! :):)

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I cannot believe it is already thursday....not complaining here or anything! I love the weekend, but where did this week go, between surprise winter weather, to ghetto kids, to work and then other things the week passed and all I did was blink.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
I believe so, yes....

:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Okay, off to school meeting....Gad.... :ph34r:

So, how would you guys handle this? Enter the meeting and mention NOTHING of our Plotting of Phlatus with Updates, simply wait, take in the long stares of wonder/concern/curiosity, see if it is at all mentioned or alluded to...OR, go in with guns blazing, giving them no chance to stare, tell them that it is a superb opportunity to teach several scientific/mathematical principles from real-life experience (albeit insane experience)? Hmmmmmm.....

One more option. I simply tell them that my son is a crazy little liar, and who would honestly believe that there are actually a crew of people who would do such a thing?

...Yes, I like this one.

They may already think that . . . :lol::lol: . . . I'm sure that experience has shown that you can't always trust what comes out of the mouths of kids.

Last year, I had lunch with my daughter one day. I was sitting with 7 kindergarteners. I'm not sure how we got on the subject but I was telling them to do a good job of brushing their teeth and that when I was little, I had 5 cavities because I didn't do a good job of brushing and that it was NOT fun to get those cavities filled. Well, we soon had kids trying to outdo each other from "I had a cavity once" to "My brother had 7 cavities". It culminated in "My mom has fake teeth!" I thought, well, she could, or she could have had veneers done or she might just have a crown or he might have made the whole thing up. :lol::lol:

On the other hand, phart charting would be a good way to draw in those kids that are not all that interested in school 'cause it's boring. What's more phun than phart charting?

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Grrrr emoticol violation!!!

And the blasts are so rare, no bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof thro' the night, that control's always there.

O say, does her star-spangled sphincter yet stave

Off the gas so cabably? And of this, we all rave...... :lol:

1) LOL :lol:

2) cabably???? I'm all "wth? aNOTHer word I've never seen?"

Even tried to look it up!!! :blink:

Then realized it must be a typo ( : d'oh face: )

Knowing Montessori, they have already taken the idea and run with it as an exercise in graphing, probability, scatter-plotting, lines of best fit....

:lol::lol:

Dem's lotsa maffamatical terminologizin' fer a Poohbah!!!!

<raising hand meekly>

Can this be up for discussion? I mean, I think Andy can be IN the parade, but leading it? I dunno....... :unsure:

See, I"m thinking a major HOTTIE should lead our parade, like George Clooney. ;)

<waving raised hand wildly>

My vote's w/ the Sheriff/Justice of the Peace unless we can get a Charlize, Nicole Kidman, Scarlett Johanssen or, provided they don't speak, Hef's Bimbos Next Door!!!!!!!

<dang this estro-centric thread>

EMILY - Star Spangled Sphincter...........excellent :lol:

heyyyyyyyyyy

That better be for the verses, versus the title.

back to bed. Must rest up for mild, snot-nosed carousing tonight. :lol:

Ahhh yes more potential marriage/adoption proposals :lol:

One more option. I simply tell them that my son is a crazy little liar, and who would honestly believe that there are actually a crew of people who would do such a thing?

...Yes, I like this one.

:lol::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

P.S. Who all watched the Lost recap? So many subtitled explanations I felt like they were broadcasting in Dingovision, facilitating Pseu-zee's following of the plot!!! :P:lol:

P.P.S. I'm sure this belongs on the Lost thread, but couldn't Charlie have squeezed through that porthole that got grenaded? I'm looking at it now, DVR paused, and I think his shoulders would fit!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Sillies I am so glad you keep me entertained today....

you'll like this

#1---just a few seconds ago...quietly at my desk :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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P.S. Who all watched the Lost recap? So many subtitled explanations I felt like they were broadcasting in Dingovision, facilitating Pseu-zee's following of the plot!!! :P:lol:

P.P.S. I'm sure this belongs on the Lost thread, but couldn't Charlie have squeezed through that porthole that got grenaded? I'm looking at it now, DVR paused, and I think his shoulders would fit!

I'm following it. Come to think of it--Charlie probably could have fit through that hole :huh:

#1---just a few seconds ago...quietly at my desk :)

:lol:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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We are actually very open in my office about bodily functions.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I cannot believe it is already thursday....not complaining here or anything! I love the weekend, but where did this week go, between surprise winter weather, to ghetto kids, to work and then other things the week passed and all I did was blink.

:lol:

I know, wasn't it just you who was saying it was Sunday and you weren't looking forward for the work week?

This week has flown by...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Sillies I am so glad you keep me entertained today....

you'll like this

#1---just a few seconds ago...quietly at my desk :)

Well Done, Amanda . . . No need to broadcast it to the world . . . like on a public forum or anything. :lol:

Another phunny phrum Open Original Shared Link.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

I was dreading this week but things at the job went very well.

If you are going to broadcast it, might as well to others who care ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
If you are going to broadcast it, might as well to others who care ;)

. . . and have pretty coloUred markes in which to make a beautiphul graph (or should that be graf?)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

I vote we make a graf!

speaking of Silly Things, did you guys see how the smurf's were celebrating a 50yr (I think) anniversary yesterday and somewhere in Europe I believe there was a smurf parade and there were like a million people dressed as smurfs, riding on mushrooms floats and all.. I love the smurf's!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

The sewer saga continues....I was in the bathroom a little while ago and I'll just say there was sphincter involvement. As this was happening, I heard a vehicle drive up. Before I flushed I thought I'd better check--and sure enough--it was the sewer guys.

I expected them yesterday, since the alarm is still going off and they were going to order a new part. I guess it came in a day late and no one called to tell me that they were coming today.

Thank God I didn't flush--they have the cap off the thingy in the yard right now--I'd be absolutely mortified. One of them had to come in to shut off the power--I'd have died! :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well, a verrrrrrry short meeting....

Uh....I brought the subject up before they had time to even stare. Chortling softly, I began with something like, "SO.......I hear my son has spoken in his class about the hilarious, humoroUs-reliever-of-stress-brought-on-by-chronic-disease charting exercise I've done with my on-line friends and fellow sufferers".....(trying to illicit sympathy, here). Long silence. So, I had to continue.

Well, it's fantastic: I think they have their entire spring curriculum mapped out, in every subject. Art: gesture drawings of phlatus. Science: Phlatus Composition, Aerodynamics and Auditory Properties. Natural History: Has Man Always Passed Gas?, Developmental Stages Through the Epochs. French: The Mediterranean Diet--Flatulence Feeder?, and countless mathematics lessons involving probability, problem-solving and graphs.

So!....Got outta that one....... :lol:

On the other hand, phart charting would be a good way to draw in those kids that are not all that interested in school 'cause it's boring. What's more phun than phart charting?

Right! And true to the Montessori style, the fun will be run right through the lesson plans.

1) LOL :lol:

2) cabably???? I'm all "wth? aNOTHer word I've never seen?"

Even tried to look it up!!! :blink:

Then realized it must be a typo ( :D 'oh face: )

HA! Cabable: (adj.) Able to be fashioned into cable-like ropes....

Nah...I guess that would be "cableable"..... :lol:

No, wait!! Able to be used as a taxi; a vehicle with such potential. :lol:

Well Done, Amanda . . . No need to broadcast it to the world . . . like on a public forum or anything.

Hey! We're gonna get the whole world phartcharting! :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted

I generally don't allow my kids to have toy guns, but a few little ones slip by me... Such as the little ones that come with some of the Transformers action figures.

So I have discovered that Ezra has NAMED Optimus Prime's gun.... and her name is Fifi (FeeFee?) :blink:

How did this happen!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
I believe so, yes....

He is actually a very passable singer, which is what really turns me on....Rosemary's nephew, after all! :):)

DUDE!!!!!!!!! who CARES about his singing!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'Tis the acerbic wit, preternatural charm, the twinkle in the ever-mirthful (until he meets the paps) brown eyes, the wry smile. Oh and plus, he has a place on Lake Como...........if he only KNEW about me....... :lol:

It culminated in "My mom has fake teeth!" I thought, well, she could, or she could have had veneers done or she might just have a crown or he might have made the whole thing up. :lol::lol:

On the other hand, phart charting would be a good way to draw in those kids that are not all that interested in school 'cause it's boring. What's more phun than phart charting?

*snort*

:lol:

everything is quite funny to me today. May be a tad feverish.

heyyyyyyyyyy

P.S. Who all watched the Lost recap? So many subtitled explanations I felt like they were broadcasting in Dingovision, facilitating Pseu-zee's following of the plot!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: and yet, Susie STILL didn't understand, and, in addition, the print was TOO small for my bleary eyes. Alas, I fell asleep halfway through, awoke to my boyfriend Dave......can't even remember who was on. :blink:

Thank God I didn't flush--they have the cap off the thingy in the yard right now--I'd be absolutely mortified. One of them had to come in to shut off the power--I'd have died! :ph34r:

:lol: gawd......of all the people to whom this could happen........NOT our dignified Patti!!!!! :lol:

Well, a verrrrrrry short meeting....

Uh....I brought the subject up before they had time to even stare. Chortling softly, I began with something like, "SO.......I hear my son has spoken in his class about the hilarious, humoroUs-reliever-of-stress-brought-on-by-chronic-disease charting exercise I've done with my on-line friends and fellow sufferers".....(trying to illicit sympathy, here). Long silence. So, I had to continue.

:blink:

Wait. Is this true? Is she lying? Is she being silly? I really, really can't tell..........

:lol: 'tis true.

Well.........the Snot-Nosed Pub Tour has been postponed, due to Susie's swolt-up head and other issues. *sigh*

oh well.

Back to bed, carry on sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
So I have discovered that Ezra has NAMED Optimus Prime's gun.... and her name is Fifi (FeeFee?) :blink:

How did this happen!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, is Optimus Prime a poodle? poodle characteristics? poodle tendencies? pink and fluffy? anything like that?

:blink:

Mango04 Enthusiast
Mango04
Posted

So this is funny....

This is profile picture on someone's myspace page. People are referring to it as:

Open Original Shared Link

I think they should call it:

"Sexy Myspace Pic Demonstrating Water Conservation Efforts."

:blink::o:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Me--dignified :lol:

I'm glad you're staying in tonight, Susie--just think, now you can watch Lost and get confused all over again like the rest of us Losties.

I'm sure the pub tour will be a lot more fun without the snot :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
So this is funny....

This is profile picture on someone's myspace page. People are referring to it as:

Open Original Shared Link

I think they should call it:

"Sexy Myspace Pic Demonstrating Water Conservation Efforts."

:blink::o:lol:

OMGawd :o Do I see what I think I see in that toilet????

Ew-w-w-w-w-----sexy it is not! :huh::blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
So this is funny....

This is profile picture on someone's myspace page. People are referring to it as:

Open Original Shared Link

I think they should call it:

"Sexy Myspace Pic Demonstrating Water Conservation Efforts."

:blink:

:unsure:

:lol:

Oh.........my...............gawd............................................

not only that, she has - what, just a bunch of crap (not really) all over the floor.....wouldn't you try to straighten up just a BIT for your myspace page????????? :huh:

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me--dignified :lol:

I'm glad you're staying in tonight, Susie--just think, now you can watch Lost and get confused all over again like the rest of us Losties.

I'm sure the pub tour will be a lot more fun without the snot :P

Yes, heavy flirting always works a bit better when one is dry-nosed and......clear-headed.

Which brings me to Lost........I STILL won't know what in hell is going on. :lol: Remember, I'm a sporadic watcher..........but I KNOW that even those who watch regularly have NO idea what's going on. WHAT IS THE POINT??????????????????????? :P

OMG - do not forget to vote on the Martha Stewart thread - - go there and you'll see what I mean. Fool intolerance issues are in SECOND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We HAVE to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
So I have discovered that Ezra has NAMED Optimus Prime's gun.... and her name is Fifi (FeeFee?) :blink:

How did this happen!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mygawd, yes. But wait...Who is Optimus Prime? Another incredibly cool action hero that my very uncool son has failed to latch onto? :rolleyes::huh:

Wait. Is this true? Is she lying? Is she being silly? I really, really can't tell..........

:lol: 'tis true.

I'll never tell...... :ph34r: Actually, I DO know that Jack did indeed entertain his classmates with our phlatus shenanigans..... :rolleyes:

This is profile picture on someone's myspace page. People are referring to it as:

Open Original Shared Link

"Sexy Myspace Pic Demonstrating Water Conservation Efforts."

Hey....Look closer, guys....it could be Jess...... :lol::lol:

I'm sure the pub tour will be a lot more fun without the snot :P

No, no! Susie, if you go out, you can use any number of very effective pick-up hook lines...making sure that mucous is clearly visible in your nostrils, turn to the guy beside you and purr, "hey, handsome....wanna help me irrigate my passages?"

Boy, they'll be 'a linin' up! :blink::lol:

~alex~ Explorer
~alex~
Posted
everything is quite funny to me today. May be a tad feverish.

If you're looking for a new and strange experience, I suggest adding some antinauseants to the mix. Last time I was in the hospital with a fever and on anti-nausea meds I became quite delirious and had to be put in wrist restraints. :ph34r::blink:

This reminds me of something strange I learned a few months ago that I have been meaning to pass on. Did you know Morning Glory seeds are hallucinogenic? Our very odd mail carrier passed this info onto me when he saw our Morning Glories in our yard this summer. I kept an eye on him every day after to make sure he wasn't slinking around our flower garden. :P

OMG - do not forget to vote on the Martha Stewart thread - - go there and you'll see what I mean. Fool intolerance issues are in SECOND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We HAVE to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I definitely have a FOOL intolerance. Foolish people are quite irritating and I think can even lead to dry heaves in extreme cases!

tom Contributor
tom
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. .. .. a verrrrrrry short meeting....

. . . .

Well, it's fantastic: I think they have their entire spring curriculum mapped out, in every subject. Art: gesture drawings of phlatus. Science: Phlatus Composition, Aerodynamics and Auditory Properties. Natural History: Has Man Always Passed Gas?, Developmental Stages Through the Epochs. French: The Mediterranean Diet--Flatulence Feeder?, and countless mathematics lessons involving probability, problem-solving and graphs.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And discussing perhaps the most universally applicable Natural Law known to Man (so far, of course); Entropy RuLeS.

HA! Cabable: (adj.) Able to be fashioned into cable-like ropes....

Nah...I guess that would be "cableable"..... :lol:

Rapunzal Rapunzal!! Hast thine locks becometh cableable? :huh:

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