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tom Contributor
....Guess Gaylord Bolero should make an appearance in front of his followers...

:o:o:lol::lol:

:lol::o:o:lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :o:o:lol::lol:

The PARADE!!

I think I have a line on a com'l van which should easily convert into a 1st class dressing room on wheels. ;)

Oh the possiBILities!!

A Parade & Cavalcade called "You Can't Do That On Main St."!!!! :lol:

I know we have one 14wks from tomorrow, but when's our NEXT parade? Super Tuesday? Day after :wub: Valentine's? Carla's Braces-off Day? :lol:


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Mango04 Enthusiast
....Now, there is cult leader material.....

....Guess Gaylord Bolero should make an appearance in front of his followers...

:o:o:lol::lol:

omg!

:lol:

I just saw Gaylord over in MakeUpTown, hiding among the crowds. Is he afraid to show his face?

tom Contributor
:lol::lol::lol:

Don't forget that the cock was crowin'!!!

One morning it dawned on him he was henpecked.

It was plane to see that he needed to leaf before she kicked his ash . . . but oh how he pined.

:lol: :lol: but GAH!! I feel like I wrestle w/ these while you just pop them out!!!! :angry::lol:

(Tools count too? Good!)

Then he Saw her, and felt a Bit the sap for being such a chiseler on the rings.

elye Community Regular

This is too funny...

I've just posted some fairly serious stuff on newbie threads. Can you imagine what they immediately think when my response, with this avatar, flashes on the screen? "Whoooooooaaaa....I ain't encouraging communication with this hermaphrodite-type freak....." :o:lol::lol::lol:

**Not that there's anything wrong with that...at all. My apologies to any hermaphroditic celiacs reading...

Mango04 Enthusiast
This is too funny...

I've just posted some fairly serious stuff on newbie threads. Can you imagine what they immediately think when my response, with this avatar, flashes on the screen? "Whoooooooaaaa....I ain't encouraging communication with this hermaphrodite-type freak....." :o:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I feel the same way today

Darn210 Enthusiast
One morning it dawned on him he was henpecked.

:lol: :lol: but GAH!! I feel like I wrestle w/ these while you just pop them out!!!! :angry::lol:

(Tools count too? Good!)

Then he Saw her, and felt a Bit the sap for being such a chiseler on the rings.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Damn!!!! I have to make supper! I'll be back later!

Emily - if I was a newbie, I'd take advice from you . . . you look so knowledgable with glasses and a pipe!!!! However, now that I know you, it's a different story.

Jestgar Rising Star
"Whoooooooaaaa....I ain't encouraging communication with this hermaphrodite-type freak....." :o:lol::lol::lol:

**Not that there's anything wrong with that...at all. My apologies to any hermaphroditic celiacs reading...

ummmm, he's your dad....


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jerseyangel Proficient

GAWD!!!!!

You guys have outdone yourselves this afternoon :lol: I've been busying myself with the mundane--baking muffins, cleaning cat puke, the usual and I missed out on all the fun! :P

Emily--your dad :lol: !!!! Love it!

Do you know he's hanging around over at the makeup thread?

elye Community Regular
Emily - if I was a newbie, I'd take advice from you . . . you look so knowledgable with glasses and a pipe!!!! However, now that I know you, it's a different story.

Yes...People often get to know me, and then everything changes... :rolleyes:

ummmm, he's your dad....

Yeah.....this can quite easily slip my mind at times. I believe he came home from the studio for a quick dinner dressed as Gaylord once. Full makeup, flowing platinum wig, enormous false teeth, huge, bug-eyed glasses...we were such a jaded family by this time that it was not even mentioned. "Pass the gravy, Dad, but watch that lacy sleeve of yours"..... :rolleyes:

Emily--your dad :lol: !!!! Love it!

Do you know he's hanging around over at the makeup thread?

:lol::lol: So I hear.....

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK, I'm back . . . had to fix pizza with my daughter. Curious thing . . . she hated pizza before for the Celiac diagnosis. Now she loves it. Actually requests it (gluten-free, of course).

One morning it dawned on him he was henpecked.

(Tools count too? Good!)

Then he Saw her, and felt a Bit the sap for being such a chiseler on the rings.

She nailed him. He screwed up. He was finished. He was familiar with the drill so he flew the coop. He could hear her cackling as he headed out to get lathed.

Tom, why doesn't anybody join us?

elye Community Regular
Tom, why doesn't anybody join us?

Hey!....I know when I'm outta my league...

Actually.......

I had a great-uncle who was rather a hateful old drunk, and among several demented verbal exercises, he was obsessed with making puns. I mean obsessed. And they'd get progressively stupider the more he went on. To this day, I kinda feel my stomach tighten when I hear a pun beginning.... <_<

Gah! Carry on!.........<party-pooper emoticon>

jerseyangel Proficient
Tom, why doesn't anybody join us?

You guys are too quick for me--but I'm enjoying it :D

tom Contributor
Tom, why doesn't anybody join us?

:lol: Yeaaaaah!! Last time, w/ math terms, I understand. Hmmmmm

Perhaps BOTH the process & the amusement leanto lean towards the mathy noggin.

She nailed him. He screwed up. He was finished. He was familiar with the drill so he flew the coop. He could hear her cackling as he headed out to get lathed.

:lol: :lol: rofl

The argument was a rout. Beaten to a pulp & crucified, awl that remained was a veneer of civility, however stained.

His CC'g of the margarine was the last straw, she thought, brushing her willowy hair. Now she'd have to stop by Tar-zhay (she fancied frenchified spellings -phonettique or not) to replace the Parquet. It'll keep in the trunk during the meeting won't it? As vise president, she'd be expected at the The Women's Initiative Guild (or T.W.I.G.) tonight.

Mtndog Collaborator
So the Woodcock strayed, was unfaithful?

Yes- tis true :(

You guys have outdone yourselves this afternoon :lol: I've been busying myself with the mundane--baking muffins, cleaning cat puke, the usual and I missed out on all the fun! :P

OMG- you ARE my mom! Oh my God- when I was 10, she wouldn't even swear (as in say "arse" or "damn"). By the time I was 25, we had her burping farting and calling me an a$#@$%$$. How far we fall :lol: :lol: :lol:

She nailed him. He screwed up. He was finished. He was familiar with the drill so he flew the coop. He could hear her cackling as he headed out to get lathed.

Tom, why doesn't anybody join us?

I'm NOT even close enough to this quick!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: Yeaaaaah!! Last time, w/ math terms, I understand. Hmmmmm

Perhaps BOTH the process & the amusement leanto lean towards the mathy noggin.

:lol: :lol: rofl

The argument was a rout. Beaten to a pulp & crucified, awl that remained was a veneer of civility, however stained.

His CC'g of the margarine was the last straw, she thought, brushing her willowy hair. Now she'd have to stop by Tar-zhay (she fancied frenchified spellings -phonettique or not) to replace the Parquet. It'll keep in the trunk during the meeting won't it? As vise president, she'd be expected at the The Women's Initiative Guild (or T.W.I.G.) tonight.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

HOLY CRAP YOU'RE GOOD!!!

UNCLE! . . . for now. . . but not Emily's

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG- you ARE my mom! Oh my God- when I was 10, she wouldn't even swear (as in say "arse" or "damn"). By the time I was 25, we had her burping farting and calling me an a$#@$%$$. How far we fall :lol: :lol: :lol:

......and Beverly goes on to corrupt another.....

:lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
UNCLE! . . . for now. . . but not Emily's

I tried to clarify the Parkay bit, but ghee-whiz it aint easy.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Patti. Amanda!!!!......apparently it's Groundhog Day today ...YIPEE!!!.....wait..... :blink: .....what is it???

Pennsylvanians need to share :huh:

<got no 'woodisms'>

elye Community Regular

Happy Saturday, all!

Wow, we got 32 cm of heavy snow yesterday. That meant quite a shovelling session last night, and now I'm not even walking like my Mom, but like my Dad...... :o

So, has he seen his shadow? Crap, I hope not....Six more weeks of this?

Darn210 Enthusiast
I tried to clarify the Parkay bit, but ghee-whiz it aint easy.

Thanks for greasin' the wheels . . . the Parkay/Parquet went right by me. You really creamed me on that last bit with that whole spectrum of woodly items. You did really gouda.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Patti. Amanda!!!!......apparently it's Groundhog Day today ...YIPEE!!!.....wait..... :blink: .....what is it???

Pennsylvanians need to share :huh:

<got no 'woodisms'>

BAHHHHH!!!!!!! :angry: Six more weeks . . . at least for the Open Original Shared Link. We have a local groundhog (not nearly as famous as Phil) but I'm hopin' he's got a different prediction for our local weather.

elye Community Regular
BAHHHHH!!!!!!! :angry: Six more weeks . . . at least for the Open Original Shared Link. We have a local groundhog (not nearly as famous as Phil) but I'm hopin' he's got a different prediction for our local weather.

Yes, we have one, too....Wiarton Willie. Haven't yet heard what his results were. Peter, did he see his shadow?

Well, speaking of Oracle Peter, DS came up to me this morning and asked me something quite thought-provoking, and I immediately looked blank and said, "Okay. This is one for the Oracle": How come in very old photographs, no one is ever smiling? :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Groundhog Day

6 more weeks of winter...well it hasn't really been winter anyway....

cruelshoes Enthusiast

Well, today is my birthday, so as the resident groundhog I am here to say that there will be no more winter! Snow and cold are right out.

I am 37. I am thrilled that I get to finally relive that scene from Monty Python in my personal life.

Old woman!

Man.

What?

Man.

Sorry. Who is the lord that lives in that castle?

I'm 37.

What?

I'm 37. I'm not old.

elye Community Regular

Happy Birthday, Colleen!

You are an Aquarius....

Those born under the sign of Aquarius not only march to a different drummer, they make up new music as they go along. They are 'mind oriented' individuals, whose thoughts never stop tick-tocking. Because of their high focus on intellectual exploration, many inventors, eccentrics and highly original trailblazers are born under this sign. Their intense ability to live on many mental levels holds both pain and pleasure for Aquarians. For example, in the American Hall of Fame there are more Aquarians than any other sign, yet statistics reveal that in mental institutions there are more Aquarians than any other sign too.

...Wow...Does that about sum it up? ;):lol:

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