The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

Good Friday Morning, all!

Only six days, fourteen hours and five minutes to spring.

i'll drink to that :)

[DingoGirl]

JANET!!!!!!....retracting your I.T Oracle status (see technical difficulties thread) as I've lost me Greenwich Mean Bad Ass Time and deleting cookies or biscuits or 'WHATEVER' ???? ....makes me lose the will to live

losing the will to live.......lost biscuits or cookies...... gahhhhhh <somehow this struck me as quite phunny> NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! git a hold of yerself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and I turned my computer off to watch Lost....I spent an hour confused when I coulda been here being silly

I think I'm well and broken up with that show........kissey gets here at 8:30 and it boggles his mind.......OMG guess what........Kissey never - and I mean NEVER - watches TV He actually canNOT hold a conversation and watch TV at the same time - is riveted to the screen, and rendered mute, inert, nonfunctional......it's quite spectacular.......so - - TV always off - quite a new thing for me!

and OMG guess what else............the saddest thing of all.........they have UPROOTED half the trees in MY orchard....they are fully in bloom, part of the Blossom Trail.....and now.....demolished.......soon to be made into firewood and.......you know what this means........

MORE HOUSES

:angry:

I will have to move..........

but CARRY ON SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to give that orchard owner WHAT FOR today.......

[jerseyangel]

I am going to give that orchard owner WHAT FOR today.......

Give it to 'em good!

Mark also can not carry on a conversation whilst the TV is on----when he's watching something, he's riveted. We've been married forever, so this fact does not affect said viewing time

[Jestgar]

JANET!!!!!!....retracting your I.T Oracle status (see technical difficulties thread) as I've lost me Greenwich Mean Bad Ass Time and deleting cookies or biscuits or 'WHATEVER' ???? ....makes me lose the will to live

deleting biscuits!! :lol: :lol:

[elye]

And I saw gas is now 3.29....do they think I have money falling out my bum???

A new kinda slot machine.....some trick indeed!!

OK . . . you may . . . as I have now secured a copy for future use . . . <rubbing hands together whilst laughing demonically>. . . BWaHHaHaaHaaHaaHaHa

Crap...okay the next one will be very staid, normal....no penis earrings.

...and I turned my computer off to watch Lost....I spent an hour confused when I coulda been here being silly .

I spent that same hour not confused, but celebratory, cheering my Ottawa Senators to a 3-0 win over the Habs. Yessss......!

Only six days, fourteen hours and five minutes to spring.

Man, Peter...I bet this spectacular amount of snow has made things very interesting for your judgment-impaired delivery driver...well, I suppose his truck gets off much worse than your building does....

........Kissey never - and I mean NEVER - watches TV He actually canNOT hold a conversation and watch TV at the same time - is riveted to the screen, and rendered mute, inert, nonfunctional......it's quite spectacular.......so - - TV always off - quite a new thing for me!

If everything transpires normally, you will eventually not listen much to each other's ramblings, and then the TV will be clicked back on, where you will both be riveted and silent.

HEINOUS news about your orchard, Susie!! You need to make the area undevelop-able....let's see.....creating a flood plain? Depositing toxic waste? We'll put our heads together and come up with something.....

deleting biscuits!!

Gad, I'd like to delete some 'o those from me hips and arse.....

Going in to see my dad this aft. He's okay. Still waiting to get into the Heart Institute. I need him to wax funny for me, otherwise I just get sad seeing him lying in the bed, unshaven and pale....such a big man he is, but now he's suddenly beginning to look...smaller, I guess.....

And our last golf lesson! How exciting. (sarcastic li'l face).....

[nikki-uk]

Mark also can not carry on a conversation whilst the TV is on----when he's watching something, he's riveted. We've been married forever, so this fact does not affect said viewing time

Agreed Patti

It still Stumps Terry that I can either

Read or

Chat on the phone whilst watching TV

Susie MUST learn that men canNOT multi-task - - they are multi-taskially challenged

[nikki-uk]

If everything transpires normally, you will eventually not listen much to each other's ramblings, and then the TV will be clicked back on, where you will both be riveted and silent.

Yes, you don't even try to make conversation after a while

Gad, I'd like to delete some 'o those from me hips and arse.....

BAH!

I think NOT!!...looking at your av Em

Going in to see my dad this aft. He's okay. Still waiting to get into the Heart Institute. I need him to wax funny for me, otherwise I just get sad seeing him lying in the bed, unshaven and pale....such a big man he is, but now he's suddenly beginning to look...smaller, I guess.....

I hope he gets in there soon ...and is on the mend

It is awful watching your parents age - I also notice my Dad 'looks' small

[tom]

Mornin', Sillies!

Gawd, such frenetic priaptic humour yesterday, and well into the wee hours! And it all began with Bev's vaginal sofa. Would anyone really be comfortable (mentally, at least) sitting on/in that thing?

Nope, but they'd be warm.

Is priaptic really a word?

I'll assume 'affected by suffering from priapism.

In that case, , yes what a day

More ergonomically acceptable than a penis chesterfield, I suppose....

Something a UK poof might puff?

Okay, gotta change that avatar today.

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Darn210]

OMG! You know - when you're single - - you can just lay around in your slovenly squalor all day..........I must get dinner going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I decided I must comment on this, too . . . tis a matter of time when you, too, can return to slovenly squalor. You will no longer have to shave your legs every day, no more make-up, dinner will be leftovers or a sandwich, yesterday's dirty dishes still in the sink . . . now, don't do this all at once, lest you scare away the Kissey. Break him in slowly. In return, he will no longer pick up his newspaper, he will leave the seat of the toilet up, he will skip shaving on the weekends, drink from the milk carton, and wear the same shirt for three days. And when you have accomplished these things and have not frightened each other away, then you know it's True Love!!!

[jerseyangel]

Going in to see my dad this aft. He's okay.

I was thinking about your dad this morning, wondering how he was doing. Have a nice visit

I decided I must comment on this, too . . . tis a matter of time when you, too, can return to slovenly squalor. You will no longer have to shave your legs every day, no more make-up, dinner will be leftovers or a sandwich, yesterday's dirty dishes still in the sink . . . now, don't do this all at once, lest you scare away the Kissey. Break him in slowly. In return, he will no longer pick up his newspaper, he will leave the seat of the toilet up, he will skip shaving on the weekends, drink from the milk carton, and wear the same shirt for three days. And when you have accomplished these things and have not frightened each other away, then you know it's True Love!!!

Well said

[elye]

Okay, so in this one I was trying to look relaxed and sexy, on the effects of the phaerie....(cracking self up)......instead, I look a drunken middle-aged Cindy Crawford wannabe, about to finish off the bottle.

Note to self: stick with teaching and painting....

Is priaptic really a word?

I'll assume 'affected by suffering from priapism.

In that case, , yes what a day .

Admission: I guessed on the adjective form.

I decided I must comment on this, too . . . tis a matter of time when you, too, can return to slovenly squalor.

Very well summarized, Janet. Completely depressing, but completely accurate...

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies remember awhile ago when I told everyone my favorite patient passed away (October 2007) well he has a daugther that also works here at the hospital who knows John. Today I got to meet her and it was a wonderful time. She is a very sweet person. She told me I should go visit her mom and her anytime. It felt nice to finally know who she was, she was the one who made sure John knew about her dad so he could let me know.

People come into your life as a reason, season, or a lifetime. My mom taught me that. It is true when you really think about it. I have had friends who have been there like in highschool for seasons, now we moved on and have different lives. I have my lifetime friends, and then I have the friends who came for a reason and I know he was a reason, I am still unsure of it but I know there is one. :)

[nikki-uk]

Okay, so in this one I was trying to look relaxed and sexy, on the effects of the phaerie....(cracking self up)......instead, I look a drunken middle-aged Cindy Crawford wannabe, about to finish off the bottle.

Note to self: stick with teaching and painting....

WHAT???

You are LYING again!!!

No-one can look that good with a phaerie hangover!!!!!!!!!...... ......can they???

Sillies remember awhile ago when I told everyone my favorite patient passed away (October 2007) well he has a daugther that also works here at the hospital who knows John. Today I got to meet her and it was a wonderful time. She is a very sweet person. She told me I should go visit her mom and her anytime. It felt nice to finally know who she was, she was the one who made sure John knew about her dad so he could let me know.

People come into your life as a reason, season, or a lifetime. My mom taught me that. It is true when you really think about it. I have had friends who have been there like in highschool for seasons, now we moved on and have different lives. I have my lifetime friends, and then I have the friends who came for a reason and I know he was a reason, I am still unsure of it but I know there is one. :)

Really pleased you got to meet her!!

I also believe people come into your life for a reason....and you don't alway's know why

<LORD only knows why the heck 'you lot' came into my computer life >

[DingoGirl]

OK . . . you may . . . as I have now secured a copy for future use . . . <rubbing hands together whilst laughing demonically>. . . BWaHHaHaaHaaHaaHaHa

av-stealing lunatic!

Keep the people of Stepford guessing Think of the dinner conversation this is sparking

frankly, I don't think my tiny little life interests them much....now......if I showed up one day in a really expensive car, that might give me some street cred (they all drive really posh cars and SUV's)......

HEINOUS news about your orchard, Susie!! You need to make the area undevelop-able....let's see.....creating a flood plain? Depositing toxic waste? We'll put our heads together and come up with something.....

Yes! Perhaps I can prove that 'tis a sacred, Native American burial ground, must plant some bones toot sweet. Or, I can import a very small, endangered rodent or reptile of some kind, and have it declared a National Treasure, hence no building or developing.

Annie can't even chase the lone squirrel that resides (resided ) there. BAH!!!!!! Why in HELL do they have to build more Stepford homes? There are SOOOOOOOOOO many for sale, for months and years, that aren't even selling..............argh!!!!!!!!!!!

pave paradise and put up a bloody parking lot, indeed........

Em, let us know about your dad.

Susie MUST learn that men canNOT multi-task - - they are multi-taskially challenged

Oh, but you should SEE Kissey whilst driving. Texting, talking on phone, checking email, fiddling around w/ all manner of things.....

I decided I must comment on this, too . . . tis a matter of time when you, too, can return to slovenly squalor. You will no longer have to shave your legs every day, no more make-up, dinner will be leftovers or a sandwich, yesterday's dirty dishes still in the sink . . . now, don't do this all at once, lest you scare away the Kissey. Break him in slowly. In return, he will no longer pick up his newspaper, he will leave the seat of the toilet up, he will skip shaving on the weekends, drink from the milk carton, and wear the same shirt for three days. And when you have accomplished these things and have not frightened each other away, then you know it's True Love!!!

lovely, can't wait......

OMG - have to do the most HAY-NUS thing-------shopping today for an OUTFIT for tonight's soiree. I HATE shopping w/ a purpose, would rather wander around aimlessly and see what strikes you.

Sillies, what will I wear? it's not FORMAL but it's not jeans.........................bah!

[blueeyedmanda]

Really pleased you got to meet her!!

I also believe people come into your life for a reason....and you don't alway's know why

<LORD only knows why the heck 'you lot' came into my computer life >

Maybe our group is in our lives for a reason and a lifetime....the reason being we aren't in this alone!

[nikki-uk]

fiddling around w/ all manner of things.....

Well yeah - of course they can do that and drive ......just no tv + talk

Sillies, what will I wear? it's not FORMAL but it's not jeans.........................bah!

NO JEANS?!!!????????.......... ...........Scared......hold me....

[Ridgewalker]

Morning All Sillies....Thank Goodness this is Friday!!! A hell of a week and I am ready to be off. I could have used some more sleep this morning too!

And I saw gas is now 3.29....do they think I have money falling out my bum???

Obviously, all Celiacs SHOULD suddenly have money falling out of their bum. Twould only be fair, all considered...

[jerseyangel]

Sillies remember awhile ago when I told everyone my favorite patient passed away (October 2007) well he has a daugther that also works here at the hospital who knows John. Today I got to meet her and it was a wonderful time. She is a very sweet person. She told me I should go visit her mom and her anytime. It felt nice to finally know who she was, she was the one who made sure John knew about her dad so he could let me know.

People come into your life as a reason, season, or a lifetime. My mom taught me that. It is true when you really think about it. I have had friends who have been there like in highschool for seasons, now we moved on and have different lives. I have my lifetime friends, and then I have the friends who came for a reason and I know he was a reason, I am still unsure of it but I know there is one. :)

I remember when you told us about your patient. How nice that you were able to meet with his daughter finally.

I agree with your mom about people coming into our lives for a reason. The people who appeared out of nowhere to return my cat to me, you guys, I could go on.

WHAT???

You are LYING again!!!

No-one can look that good with a phaerie hangover!!!!!!!!!...... ......can they???

I agree! You look smashing, Emily (smashing, not smashed )

Not my finest moment just now.....I have been up on a chair cleaning scalloped potato out of my microwave I put not more than a cup of it in there to eat for lunch (leftover) and the lid must have re-sealed and then popped off taking the contents with it decorating the inside of the oven. Oye....

On a happier note--and more about my mundane life--Allo is doing pretty well. He's on the glucosimine suppliment and while resting a lot he has an appetite and is still grooming himself daily.

[jerseyangel]

Obviously, all Celiacs SHOULD suddenly have money falling out of their bum. Twould only be fair, all considered...

You said it!

[blueeyedmanda]

Obviously, all Celiacs SHOULD suddenly have money falling out of their bum. Twould only be fair, all considered...

I agree, we are owed something besides the easily falling "D"

[elye]

I remember when you told us about your patient. How nice that you were able to meet with his daughter finally.

I agree with your mom about people coming into our lives for a reason. The people who appeared out of nowhere to return my cat to me, you guys, I could go on.

Yes, it is amazing how people appear in our lives and then just make a fit...and they stay...sometimes not for a long time, but even the individuals whom I have intersected with only briefly somehow seem to need to be there....

Especially my golf instructor. Man, there is someone who needs, I mean needs, to be there.

Not my finest moment just now.....I have been up on a chair cleaning scalloped potato out of my microwave

Patti! Um.....on a chair to access microwave? Are you four feet tall? Is your machine mounted on the ceiling? This conjures up pictures that make no sense in my little brain.....

Had to postpone my hospital visit till after supper. Thanks for asking, everyone... I'll update when I'm back.

[jerseyangel]

Patti! Um.....on a chair to access microwave? Are you four feet tall? Is your machine mounted on the ceiling? This conjures up pictures that make no sense in my little brain.....

My microwave is mounted over the stove, but the bottom of it is about 4 inches or so above the bottom of the cabinets on each side. I'm 5'3', but in order to clean back into the corners and the entire interior top, I have to stand on a chair.

I do not need a chair to actually use it

[Darn210]

My microwave is mounted over the stove, but the bottom of it is about 4 inches or so above the bottom of the cabinets on each side. I'm 5'3', but in order to clean back into the corners and the entire interior top, I have to stand on a chair.

I do not need a chair to actually use it

Can you see the potato mess?? 'Cause the rule is . . . If you can't see it, you don't have to clean it up. . . Just like when kids walk by doggie duty on the carpet.

[blueeyedmanda]

Yes, it is amazing how people appear in our lives and then just make a fit...and they stay...sometimes not for a long time, but even the individuals whom I have intersected with only briefly somehow seem to need to be there....

Especially my golf instructor. Man, there is someone who needs, I mean needs, to be there.

Patti! Um.....on a chair to access microwave? Are you four feet tall? Is your machine mounted on the ceiling? This conjures up pictures that make no sense in my little brain.....

Had to postpone my hospital visit till after supper. Thanks for asking, everyone... I'll update when I'm back.

Love the new avatar Em! We should stock that in my office!

[elye]

Love the new avatar Em! We should stock that in my office!

OMG.....Yes, you most certainly SHOULD. Have a swig, then march over to the b!tch's cubie (woman who called you a stalker) and you'll easily be able to tell her that she has a face like a can of worms, or sumfin'.....

It's great stuff for dat....