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Darn210 Enthusiast
It is a very old thread, now in its fourth year and on its fourth life.

So if it was a cat, I would say it's got five more lives to go . . . but it's chocolate. What's the life expectancy of chocolate? I know that once it gets into my house, it's got about 24 hours max, but what if it's just hangin' out there on a thread?


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Sillies I almost forgot to tell you....yesterday I was laying on the couch and my cat came up and laid between me and the back of the couch, he was on top of my back and I was on my stomach surfing the net. Well, he was purring like a motor and it was the strangest feeling....it was going right through me! Anyone ever have a cat so strange?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG--I'm sure of that! What a hilarious story :lol:

"ya left yer head 'a cabbage here" :lol::lol: Cracks me up, and I wasn't even there :P

Me too!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

OMG!! How fantastic

None of my family quite share my sense of humoUr (dunno why <_< )...I was always the black sheep.................but how I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to laugh like that....shoulders shaking, chest bursting, eyes streaming :lol: FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tel has come round to my curious humoUr (it's taken 20 yrs but I've worn him down)...almost suprising himself by also dissolving into the shudders without ever really knowing WHY?? :blink:

Can WE have Janie....PLEEEEEZE!!!!!!!! :D

....the ribbon dangling....the specs escaped.... :lol:

Mother & Daughter ARE veritable NUTS!!! :lol::lol:

tom Contributor
[.......just a ribbon leading to nothing hangs off my desk until I find them again. :ph34r: ]

This sounds like it should be a metaphor for something . .. .

. . . .. .

But.......before I even said hello I heard the Mad Lady just cackling away.........it KILLS me, every time.......and there is a certain laugh we do that we ONLY do with each other.........

.. .. .

mad dingo-brained woman cackling maniacally in the produce section, others quietly navigating AROUND this crazy lady..........

:lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
Sillies I almost forgot to tell you....yesterday I was laying on the couch and my cat came up and laid between me and the back of the couch, he was on top of my back and I was on my stomach surfing the net. Well, he was purring like a motor and it was the strangest feeling....it was going right through me! Anyone ever have a cat so strange?

Sounds kinda fun but all I can think of is how I have NO idea how many years it's been since I could comfortably lie on my stomach. -_-

jerseyangel Proficient

Sometimes the only way I'm comfortable is laying on my stomach. Weird :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast

A couple of one-liners from my kids whilst we work on homework . . .

From my son: Bees make the best honey in the whole world!!

From my daughter: Did the pioneers hitchhike?


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elye Community Regular
- whatever - but today it was a CABBAGE. :lol: (please note: it's GROEEN, BTW)

AAhh! Green again!! ...a head of cabbage...

Did you weigh it? The rule is: if it weighs more than your own head, it is fully ripe and ready for consumption. :lol::lol:

you guys would LOVE me mum!

Yep. Already do...she is SO in for the Laurentians!

So if it was a cat, I would say it's got five more lives to go . . . but it's chocolate. What's the life expectancy of chocolate? I know that once it gets into my house, it's got about 24 hours max, but what if it's just hangin' out there on a thread?

Well...doesn't it exist into perpetuity on one's hips? <_<:rolleyes:

Sounds kinda fun but all I can think of is how I have NO idea how many years it's been since I could comfortably lie on my stomach. -_-

Oh!! Only way I can sleep well.....flat out on stomach, arms and legs thrown out kamikaze-style...talk about the need for a big bed!.........

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG!! How fantastic

None of my family quite share my sense of humoUr (dunno why <_< )...I was always the black sheep.................but how I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to laugh like that....shoulders shaking, chest bursting, eyes streaming :lol: FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can WE have Janie....PLEEEEEZE!!!!!!!! :D

.

:lol: Yes, we can ALL have Mad Janie......crazy cackler that she is....Nicola, I'll axe her to adopt you, she wants more chillen's and wants grandchildren that actually pay attnetion to her, so make yer boys hop to it...... (my bro is not her biological son, though she has raised him such - but his five girls are not her biological grandchildren - oh and their gluten-brained mother NEVER EVER EVER has taught them to pay any attention to anyone outside of their immediate family :angry: )

Janie will adopt all who need a goofy mother figure. :) She has a VERY un-goofy husband - - hardly a shred of silliness in this man - hence she DEMANDS I hang out wif her at least once or twice a week.

Sounds kinda fun but all I can think of is how I have NO idea how many years it's been since I could comfortably lie on my stomach. -_-

:blink:

mygawd.....that used to be my FAVORITE position to sleep in.....er, I mean, in which to sleep....and it's been at least 6 or 7 years - back problems..... harrrumph!!!!!!!! never again....hurts so much I can't breathe properly........

AAhh! Green again!! ...a head of cabbage...

Did you weigh it? The rule is: if it weighs more than your own head, it is fully ripe and ready for consumption.

:lol: really? must weigh own head and then weigh the wee cabbage.

in other news.......

OMG sillies. Young Jenn is/ was being set up on a blind date w/ this young doctor. Looked cute when we googled him, we were slightly pleased. Well, they've had a couple less-than-stellar phone conversations.......it's not been going well. :huh:

So....Jenn is to get together w/ Kissey and a few of us this evening, but this dr. called yesterday and wondered if she could get together this evening after she gets off work. Well, tonight she's off at 6 instead of 8, adn told him she might be able to get together for a quick coffee before meeting friends out.....

There was a pause...... "Six o'clock?" he said, haltingly....... "well...............maybe we can get together for a..... light salad."

:blink:

what in hell? we find this very odd and we've been pondering it......

does light salad mean........she can't eat anything BUT that? she can ONLY have a salad? can it have......say........chicken on it, or is that not a LIGHT SALAD any longer? What if she wants a chicken caesar, is that okay? what if she wants soup with her salad?

What ARE the rules here??????????????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

we are bad people. :ph34r: Anywho Jenn's cancelling and just meeting us tonight.....no LIGHT SALAD.

jerseyangel Proficient

Is a light salad anything like a big salad? Can she crumble crackers in it? :P

Patti is perplexed....nothing new there, though :huh::lol:

elye Community Regular
mygawd.....that used to be my FAVORITE position to sleep in.....er, I mean, in which to sleep....and it's been at least 6 or 7 years - back problems..... harrrumph!!!!!!!! never again....hurts so much I can't breathe properly........

Luuuuurrrrve sleeping on stomach..... :wub: Arms akimbo....Gus's massive head on my back....one cat perched on me arse....DH on other side of king-size bed, snoring. :lol:

There was a pause...... "Six o'clock?" he said, haltingly....... "well...............maybe we can get together for a..... light salad."

This is indeed perplexing. Almost a little.....creepy. What full-blooded doctor-man suggests an outing and a light salad?....I'm getting a bit of that eeeeeewwwwwww feeling..... :huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Is a light salad anything like a big salad? Can she crumble crackers in it? :P

I think a light salad means it has to weigh less than your head.

Darn210 Enthusiast
This is indeed perplexing. Almost a little.....creepy. What full-blooded doctor-man suggests an outing and a light salad?....I'm getting a bit of that eeeeeewwwwwww feeling..... :huh:

:lol:

Yes . . . run away . . . run away . . .(hard to tell, but that's a line from Monty Python . . . "with great big pointy teeth")

Mtndog Collaborator

Happy St Patrick's day All! I am 1/2 Irish. Me biological mum was straight off the boat! Actually- this is weird- my biological mum was irish and my bio dad was French-Canadian and my parents who adopted me were the same in reverse- me dad is a red-headed Irish man and me mum was the French Canadian one!

Siouxie- I want your mad mommy to adopt me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a football (soccer) club we called Personchester United. My job title was personager. The books we gave customers to help them use our products were personuals. Well, you get the drift. We even had a staff member we called Mr. Federperson. Oh, person! It was phunny at the time. Maybe it was just huperson nature. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sometimes I laugh so hard here my persondible hurts.

:lol: :lol:

Tom, what are those beers that you've got in your av?

Did you get mo' beer from Bev them from the BevMo?

I'm tired- everyone always wants MoBev Mo :P

Em - it's the Hershey's thread.

Why, oh why, did this make me think of the diarrhea song? :ph34r:

From my daughter: Did the pioneers hitchhike?

We can CLEARLY see who your kids take after! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Arms akimbo....

Emily said "akimbo" :lol:

I think a light salad means it has to weigh less than your head.

Or your cabbage :P Would it then be cole slaw? :huh:

Siouxie- I want your mad mommy to adopt me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too! :D

Mango04 Enthusiast

Mind if I pop in for a sec?

I just have to share....

This is too strange.....:huh:

It was found in a restroom in a restaurant....in a very strange city.

the toilet that is painted like cheese

:huh: :huh: :huh:

:lol:

I thought I was seeing things, as it is quite cold where I am, and I believe hypothermia involves hallucinations (?)....but no, it really is a cheese toilet

:mellow:

:huh:

:lol:

:unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Mind if I pop in for a sec?

I just have to share....

This is too strange.....:huh:

It was found in a restroom in a restaurant....in a very strange city.

the toilet that is painted like cheese

:huh: :huh: :huh:

:lol:

I thought I was seeing things, as it is quite cold where I am, and I believe hypothermia involves hallucinations (?)....but no, it really is a cheese toilet

:mellow:

:huh:

:lol:

:unsure:

So, Mango, you have something strange to share and you immediately think of . . . us????!!!!??? You don't think your make-up cult would appreciate a cheese toilet the way we would??? . . . Yeah, probably right on that one ;)

:lol::lol:

Anybody else notice that a hoverer failed to clean up after themselves??

jerseyangel Proficient
I thought I was seeing things, as it is quite cold where I am, and I believe hypothermia involves hallucinations (?)....but no, it really is a cheese toilet

Can you imagine facing that when you're nauseous :o:lol:

Anybody else notice that a hoverer failed to clean up after themselves??

I looked again and (green guy) saw it :o:o

Gawd!

E-w-w-w

You'd think they'd a cleaned it before taking a picture <_<

Jestgar Rising Star
Anybody else notice that a hoverer failed to clean up after themselves??

:snortingthroughnosewithhandovermouthface:

elye Community Regular
I think a light salad means it has to weigh less than your head.

Just about anything on a plate weighs less than DH's head....honestly. A Herculean Head, 'e's got..... :rolleyes::lol:

OMG.... :lol::lol:

Actually, this has gotten me thinking......

Do you think there is a market for painted toilets? I mean, fascinating trompe l'oieul effects....mouths that open, manhole covers into sewers, compact disc players that open, etc. This may be a whole new area for me to explore. As soon as I saw the cheese toilet, my immediate reaction was, "Well.....they could've made it look a lot more like cheese..." It should've been painted as a Philly creme cheese container that you open or sumfin. Hmmmmmm, a ponderable......

Anybody else notice that a hoverer failed to clean up after themselves??

Gross me out the door.....

Does no one else know the effective hovering technique?! :lol::lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
There was a pause...... "Six o'clock?" he said, haltingly....... "well...............maybe we can get together for a..... light salad."

:huh: What a dweeb.

Didn't you say he was a doctor? Is he at least cute, do you know?

I cannot even tell you guys how much I lust after TV doctors. Patrick Dempsey... Hugh Laurie... :swoon: Lord, save me.

Speaking of which... tomorrow is a minor milestone for me. I'm going to my old college to fill out financial aid paperwork. I was an English major before, so I need to get a couple Bio classes in next fall before I apply to nursing school. Keep your fingers crossed that my car makes it, because it's not been doing well lately. :unsure:

BTW... My luurve for TV doctors has NOTHING to do with my decision to go to nursing school. Promise.

~alex~ Explorer

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! 3/4 Irish for me. I temporarily lost my mind and went out to the bar with some friends. The fact that I'm home by 10 is a clue to my level of enjoyment of the outing <_<. Not really my scene anymore; not sure it ever really was. I almost got vomited on by a very drunk 19 year old (well I'm assuming it was her first legal St. Patty's dad anyway ;) ). I'm so glad that I was never that girl who got so schnockered that I vomited on strangers. Very unattractive :lol:!

I've been thinking about your dad, Emily. I hope he was able to get his test done and that everything looks good. I hope the hospital takes better care of him -- makes me sad to think of him in the hall for hours :(.

Darn210 Enthusiast
BTW... My luurve for TV doctors has NOTHING to do with my decision to go to nursing school. Promise.

My Dad's favoUrite saying . . . Everybody who believes that go stand on your head!!

tom Contributor

No idea wth went on w/ me today. Started fine enough then spiraled down into pensive & disconsolate. And I'm reaaaaaaaaaally gettin' tired of it.

Just cracked the Green's Discovery Amber and . .. .it . .. is deeeeeeeeeee-lectable!!!!!

First sip brought glee - haven't had a beer like this in maybe 10 yrs. T H I C K & utterly pub-worthy. Yum. :)

(And grrrrrrr .. . .$5.50/500ml)

From my son: Bees make the best honey in the whole world!!

From my daughter: Did the pioneers hitchhike?

Heehee :lol:

Keep 'em comin'!!

mygawd.....that used to be my FAVORITE position to sleep in.....er, I mean, in which to sleep....and it's been at least 6 or 7 years - back problems..... harrrumph!!!!!!!! never again....hurts so much I can't breathe properly........

Yup .. . ..that's the deal.

Can't say stomach sleeping was the favoUrite here, but it was in the lineup.

what if she wants soup with her salad?

Consomme or bisque ONLY?

I think a light salad means it has to weigh less than your head.

GAH!!!!! Yer killin' me!! :lol: :lol:

Actually- this is weird- my biological mum was irish and my bio dad was French-Canadian and my parents who adopted me were the same in reverse- me dad is a red-headed Irish man and me mum was the French Canadian one!

And your given name was Ylreveb? :huh:

I'm tired- everyone always wants MoBev Mo :P

:lol:

Anybody else notice that a hoverer failed to clean up after themselves??

Ewwwwww

Didn't notice and am in NO way tempted to go look. :P :ewwwface:

Just about anything on a plate weighs less than DH's head....honestly. A Herculean Head, 'e's got..... :rolleyes::lol:

<snicker snicker>

OMG.... :lol::lol:

Actually, this has gotten me thinking......

Do you think there is a market for painted toilets? I mean, fascinating trompe l'oieul effects....mouths that open, .. . ..

Shark? Alligator? Hippo?

Maybe a baby bird!! <must crap down a baby bird's waiting throat!!> EWWWWWWW!!!!!

Oh oh oh this beer is sooooooooo good.

(And would be a $33 sixpack!! :ph34r: 16oz bottles)

Mango04 Enthusiast

I didn't take the picture of the toilet, just for the record (but someone I know did :ph34r: ) :lol:

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