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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh and cigarettes . . . do they still make those candy ones? :lol: . . . Probably not . . . uber politically incorrect . . . :lol:

OMGAWWWWD!!!!! You can still get Open Original Shared Link!!!!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OMGAWWWWD!!!!! You can still get Open Original Shared Link!!!!

Gawd! I never liked candy cigs--they always tasted like Pepto Bismol--ugh!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Gawd! I never liked candy cigs--they always tasted like Pepto Bismol--ugh!

Well . . . maybe they would be appropriate after a glutening, eh?

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Well . . . maybe they would be appropriate after a glutening, eh?

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Why no "turn-of-the-century Canadian West"???? Just a lack of Hollywood appreciation?

It MUST have been quite similar.

Hmmmmmmmm.....I jes' don't think so......no tumbleweeds....no swingin' half doors into the saloon.....And I just cannot picture that badwy, rifle-slinging Mae West-type madame behind the bar as a Canuck...... :lol:

OH!!!!!!!

Just saw that Richard's on the forum!!

Popped back in HERE expecting to see our Founder's name .. .but no. :(

Not yet anyway .... .

Ohhh!! Our Avatar King is amongst us....I can just feel it.......

What will he DO with all of this pictorial absinthe? :lol:

He needs anotehr job.....one in which he really doesn't have to go any work but just play wif us..... :(

Yes!! Like my job! :):rolleyes: I can never work full-time again.

Oh . . . OK . . . no pressure . . . I'll get right on it . . . after I have another round of ice cream . . . you don't expect my son to have to eat all those gallons of ice cream by himself, do you??

Janet....looks like you may be eBaying some pants, as well...... :lol:

Sarah, sounds like you and Tom need a nonsmoking pact . . . I said PACT not PACK!!!!!

Quitting is so difficult.....but the best thing ya can do for yourself. WE'LL BE HERE FOR YOU!!!! :):)

Oh and cigarettes . . . do they still make those candy ones? . . . Probably not . . . uber politically incorrect . . .

...Well...Sarah, at least cigarettes are dairy-free....! :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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HOLY POOPY COW us right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't be silly because my sodium has fallen to dangerously low levels (do you think tequila shots with Lyme lime and salt would help?

Holy flaming panic attack, Batman!!!!!!!!

!

They also put me on 2 weeks of doxycycline. Kind of seemed to be a last ditch effort before switching to the big guns (i.e. the really expensive abx.) Neither of them seemed to think the doxy would do much good, but want to try it just in case.

I may have trouble bringing the phunny for a while.

I'm with you girlfriend!!!!!

Sarah, sounds like you and Tom need a nonsmoking pact . . . I said PACT not PACK!!!!!

:lol: (me too she says in mouse voice)

Sarah . . . enjoy life chocolate chips and kinni-toos . . . for your choc fix.

But can you smoke 'em? Or at least salt 'em????????????????

Actually Sarah- they do rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

well

POOPY COW

indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah - heinous information.....but....I am *hoping* you can eliminate dairy for....a while? and resume, maybe? just holding that hope out there for ya.........but excellent dairy-free ideas. As usual, we can count on our sillies. :)

Bev!!!!!!!! poopy for you also! Lyme/flugh - - heinous!! :angry: and - low sodium, again?

well, DEFINITELY tequila w/ LIME in yer PICC line!!!!!!!!!!

and candy cigs, all around!!!!!!! hey, are those the gum kind? I LOVED the gum cigarettes.

OMG - the absinthian avs :lol: :lol:

we are mad......

I think I"ll invite the phaerie in tonight as I finish painting the dining room. I have NEVER seen even a HINT of her, the three or four times I"ve sampled. Perhpas I should be drinking A LOT more during consumption...... :blink::lol:

OMG - I have these pants on and they're REALLY LOOSE today!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: I am pleased........still a ways to go, though......

got nothin' else. we just saw Kissey. :wub: went for an office visit. His office. Four more days until Vegas!!!!!!!!!!! B)

what in hell am I going to wear?

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tom Contributor
tom
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Oh and cigarettes . . . do they still make those candy ones? :lol: . . . Probably not . . . uber politically incorrect . . . :lol:

GAHHHHHHH :lol :lol: I saw that you already found them online, but I forgot I was going to bring up this new retro candy store that opened in Willow Glen!!!

:lol: it was amazing to see all these old types of candy everywhere I turned!!

3 or 4 types of candy cigs.

Remember the Bun? Was like a delicious little cowpie :o:lol:

And those colored candy dots, 3 wide, on a strip of paper. And Chuckles! Charleston Chew! OMG the list was endless!

tom Contributor
tom
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I use Nestle's cocoa--one of my favorite chocolate fixes is Nestle's Cocoa, sugar in the raw and Vanilla Almond milk in a mug, microwaved 2 minutes. Yum :P

Sounds yummy & and I can't have ANY of the ingredients!! :angry:

Maybe the vanilla part IS ok now. I was so strict w/ the anti-candida diet that the mention on a few sites of the vanilla extract being bad due to the process & the alcohol, I've never tested it.

Alcohol doesn't seem to be a problem these days. :wacko: :phaerieface: :lol:

HOLY POOPY COW us right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't be silly because my sodium has fallen to dangerously low levels (do you think tequila shots with Lyme lime and salt would help?

Only one way to know fer sher darlin'!!!! :D;):lol:

and candy cigs, all around!!!!!!! hey, are those the gum kind? I LOVED the gum cigarettes.

:lol: I was actually disappointed to see that some of them at that store WERE the gum kind. I HIGHLY preferred the hard candy ones & thought gum cigs were stupid :P :P

I think I"ll invite the phaerie in tonight as I finish painting the dining room. I have NEVER seen even a HINT of her, the three or four times I"ve sampled. Perhaps I should be drinking A LOT more during consumption...... :blink::lol:

Methinks sampled is the key word.

You must COMMIT to inviting the Phaerie in. Plan on 3 drinks or whatEVER it TAKES!!!!! :blink::wacko::rolleyes:

:lol:

Four more days until Vegas!!!!!!!!!!! B)

GadZOOKS I had no idea Vegas was that soon!!!!!

(Book an Elvis Chapel didja? :blink::lol: )

I must admit it seems awfully peculiar that a full-grown native Californian is a Vegas Virgin.

FOUR days???? You head there on Sunday?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
:lol: I was actually disappointed to see that some of them at that store WERE the gum kind. I HIGHLY preferred the hard candy ones & thought gum cigs were stupid :P :P

I don't remember the gum cigs . . . only the hard candy ones . . . there were gum cigars . . . perhaps because tom and susie are sooooo much older than I.

tom Contributor
tom
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P790!!!

I feel the reins on my reign slipping away .. . ..

While I'm obviously in favor of repeat royalty, I'm making a proclamation against consecutive terms. :sternproclamatoryface:

<unscrolling scrolly-thing .. .. . oh . . ... .yeah . ...scroll> :lol:

If I end up at the top of p800, the 2nd poster shall ascend to the throne!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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GAHHHHHHH :lol :lol: I saw that you already found them online, but I forgot I was going to bring up this new retro candy store that opened in Willow Glen!!!

:lol: it was amazing to see all these old types of candy everywhere I turned!!

3 or 4 types of candy cigs.

Remember the Bun? Was like a delicious little cowpie :o:lol:

And those colored candy dots, 3 wide, on a strip of paper. And Chuckles! Charleston Chew! OMG the list was endless!

:(

I appear to have had a deprived childhood. :poutyface:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Remember the Bun? Was like a delicious little cowpie :o:lol:

And those colored candy dots, 3 wide, on a strip of paper. And Chuckles! Charleston Chew! OMG the list was endless!

How about Skybar? :D I loved that one.

I don't remember the gum cigs . . . only the hard candy ones . . . there were gum cigars . . . perhaps because tom and susie are sooooo much older than I.

Yes! The gum cigars--the ones I remember came in pastel colors--blue, pink and yellow. Hey, now that I think about it, maybe it was so new fathers could give them out to everybody. Duh! :huh:

I can be a little slow on the uptake :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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You guys simply must go check this thread (sorry, sometimes I wander around whilst I'm waiting for someone to post) . . . check out SweetAmber32's av!!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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You guys simply must go check this thread (sorry, sometimes I wander around whilst I'm waiting for someone to post) . . . check out SweetAmber32's av!!

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I used to have a cat that did that. Not as funny in practice.

And is anything ever ON topic in this thread?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Susie,

I didn't know you were heading to Vegas this weekend....how the heck did I miss that?

Sounds like a lot of fun, though :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Just rambling here...thought I'd take a shot at Queendom this one time :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Shoot! Missed again :angry::D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just rambling here...thought I'd take a shot at Queendom this one time :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Patti!! That's a lot of ramblin' . . . we've got ten pages to go!!! :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sarah - heinous information.....but....I am *hoping* you can eliminate dairy for....a while? and resume, maybe? just holding that hope out there for ya.........but excellent dairy-free ideas. As usual, we can count on our sillies.

Sarah, how much do you smoke? Y'know, if it's a pack a day, I think this should be your primary concern........and WE'RE HERE FOR YA!!!!!!

Bev.....I am certain that absinthe is quite high in sodium..... :)

I think I"ll invite the phaerie in tonight as I finish painting the dining room. I have NEVER seen even a HINT of her, the three or four times I"ve sampled. Perhpas I should be drinking A LOT more during consumption......

Absolutely.....you need to be consuming 3-4 2 oz. glasses in one sitting...or lying...by a toilet... :rolleyes::lol:

OMG - I have these pants on and they're REALLY LOOSE today!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: I am pleased......

Susie!!! You will be eBaying pants, as well.....for a much better reason, I reckon....

it was amazing to see all these old types of candy everywhere I turned!!

3 or 4 types of candy cigs.

Remember the Bun? Was like a delicious little cowpie :o:lol:

And those colored candy dots, 3 wide, on a strip of paper. And Chuckles! Charleston Chew! OMG the list was endless!

As a lifetime type one, I'm sad to say I have none of these happy, decadent childhood memories....let's see, now....I have vivid memories of......

Trident.....and...

Tab...and....

Fresca. :(:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You guys simply must go check this thread (sorry, sometimes I wander around whilst I'm waiting for someone to post) . . . check out SweetAmber32's av!!

Open Original Shared Link

Yeah--both Peter and I commented on that picture recently--also going off topic (so what's new :lol: ). It's so cute :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol::lol::lol: Patti!! That's a lot of ramblin' . . . we've got ten pages to go!!! :lol::lol:

Could I be any MORE of an idiot :lol:

Why did I think the switch was imminent? :unsure::blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Why did I think the switch was imminent? :unsure::blink:

'Cause tom said this . . .

P790!!!

I feel the reins on my reign slipping away .. . ..

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Why did I think the switch was imminent? :unsure::blink:

Tom's fault. He got us all excited by bringing it up 10 pages early :angry::rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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P790!!!

I feel the reins on my reign slipping away .. . ..

While I'm obviously in favor of repeat royalty, I'm making a proclamation against consecutive terms. :sternproclamatoryface:

<unscrolling scrolly-thing .. .. . oh . . ... .yeah . ...scroll> :lol:

If I end up at the top of p800, the 2nd poster shall ascend to the throne!

THIS is what I saw--and I read the first line as P799 :ph34r:

Ok, at least I'm not seeing things....well not completely B)

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