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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Would we be instantly sillie, or would we look more like this-- :huh::lol::lol::lol:

well.... I, for one, have teeth..... :unsure:

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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OMG- I must have a big post coming up to because our washer died BEFORE the laundry was done. Soaking wet sweaters- not good. Very heavy :o

Jess- I am very glad that you have teef. I can vouch that janet also has them and is indeed here on vacation. Or is she.......? :ph34r:

Oh Bev .. .. .so sorry .. . it'll be a tough couple days :(

<does a cootchie-coo help??? :wacko: >

Thanks Ptaum and evryone- Yes, a virtual tickle always works- especially if it's on the funny bone :lol: I'm feeling quite mopey and lethargic but it IS gloriously sunny so I took Ding Ding (Angus's new nickname) for a walk. Saw the first red cardinal of the spring!

Oh Emily- II have to go to NYC for my Lymie-ness so keep me posted!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, if this don't put a smile on your face, I'll be darned:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
Do I have a big post number coming up?......my hot water heater is leaking all of a sudden. :o<_<

Plumber will be here sometime later today.....again :(

Gawd.....

Where IS everybody? I'm getting an echo here :lol:

No hot water....yikes! No fun

I am here but I am working on some DCF's and listening to the radio....bet you can't guess who is on?

OMG- I must have a big post coming up to because our washer died BEFORE the laundry was done. Soaking wet sweaters- not good. Very heavy :o

Our dishwasher backed up the other day and sent things all over the floor....it was very gross. I am shivering at the memories!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

All these water problems...what can this mean?

Jess--you would then look like this-- :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
All these water problems...what can this mean?

Jess--you would then look like this-- :D

LOL---gotta love them gummy smiles!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Other things I wanted to comment on, natch :lol: but.......Emily visiting NYC and possibly Philadelphia!!!!!!!!!! This is a huge piece of news!!!!!!!

OMG--dare we think this might happen??

I know, I know.....I start to shiver when I think of the possibility.....

Would we be instantly sillie, or would we look more like this-- :huh::lol::lol:

I'm betting it wouldn't be an instantaneous thing. True Silliness and hilarity would take a little more time.....something like this:

:huh::huh::unsure::unsure::mellow:^_^^_^:rolleyes::rolleyes::):):D:lol::lol::lol:

Oh Emily- II have to go to NYC for my Lymie-ness so keep me posted!!!!!!!!!!

I absolutely will.

Excellent baseball video, Bev. I actually had tears in my eyes. :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG.... :lol::lol:

Just emailed to me......

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the

week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's

office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at

9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to school, and it was

already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,

so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to

make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,

wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself

a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,

hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called

in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the

table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I

was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made

an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond...

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking,

etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called

out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to

get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink....it had

all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it".

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Love the gyno joke! That is just the humor ones needs to make it through the day.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

ok voted again and he's behind Amanda...........oye

Patti.........what's with the water issues at this house :ph34r:

Bev...........I'm thinking of you today. Can you feel it? :( want to bring a smile to your face. :D so here's one till you find yours.

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
I'm betting it wouldn't be an instantaneous thing. True Silliness and hilarity would take a little more time.....something like this:

:huh::huh::unsure::unsure::mellow:^_^^_^:rolleyes::rolleyes::):):D:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

oh, wait, I mean: :D :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
I know, I know.....I start to shiver when I think of the possibility.....

I'm all atwitter at the thought myself! :D

OMG.... :lol::lol:

Just emailed to me......

A glittery woo-ha :lol:

Patti.........what's with the water issues at this house :ph34r:

I know <_< This plumber has gotta love us--he'll be here within the hour.

oh, wait, I mean: :D :D

:P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Bev...........I'm thinking of you today. Can you feel it? :( want to bring a smile to your face. :D so here's one till you find yours.

Judy

I'm thinking of you too, Bev....We all are, I'm sure. Here's a smile from me, too, until you, as Judy poignantly said, find yours. :D

A glittery woo-ha .

:lol::lol: Is this an official euphemism for that...area? Woo-ha. Sounds like something that's shouted at the Calgary Stampede. (!)

I know <_< This plumber has gotta love us--he'll be here within the hour.

Well, yes, but do you love him?...i.e., what's he look like? Some plumbing problems are very worth the hassle when you open the door to let the guy in...... <_<:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Well, yes, but do you love him?...i.e., what's he look like? Some plumbing problems are very worth the hassle when you open the door to let the guy in...... <_<:rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
All we needed was a new valve and it only took 20 minutes--coulda been worse, I guess.

Could have been a broken toliet when you had bad bad "D"

Things can ALWAYS be worse! :):)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
1.He just left--he's the cutest young guy

2.and so polite.

3.He's been here twice before and I was hoping they'd send him again. :o augh oh..........patti's got a boy friend. good to have a plummer as a boy friend. :lol:

4. All we needed was a new valve and it only took 20 minutes--coulda been worse, I guess.

well Patti...........you can't ask for more than...............cute and fixed in 15 min.

it's your lucky day

j

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Could have been a broken toliet when you had bad bad "D"

True that :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

In my pre-celiac days I loved Olive Garden. One day after some Christmas Shopping, my father and I went to Olive Garden together. It is 30 minutes from where my family lives. SO on the way home I got the usual cramps and such. When we got home we discovered we were locked out and the spare key was in the house....and I was bursting. I had to climb up the roof and in through a 2nd floor window and down to open the door for my dad and then back to the loo.....it was horrible. I was surprised I did not have an accident from that.

Embarrassed by always being sick, my dad thought I had to pee....so he said I could always go in the garage and go over the drain...I finally broke down and told him why that was not an option....could you imagine! :(:(:(

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Jestgar has teef!!!! (who knew????.....only ever see her eyes ;) )

Patti's got a new valve B) ...YIPEE!!!!!

BIG teekals for Bevvy

Ok, my neck is getting better - thanks for your tips on how best to treat.......but it's probably made worse by STRESS!!!!!!!!!

Kids off school for 2 weeks - Mummy has fallen out of love with her youngest son :ph34r::rolleyes::lol:

<head hits keyboard>

Gaaawd save me from teenagers (no offence Erica :) ...I'm sure you're a good girl and DON'T 'smart mouth' your parents!!)

My last conversation with Devil child went something like this......

''Mum!...I fell in the lake over the park....I've ruined my trainers....erm AND my mobile (cell) got wet and don't [sic] work no more''

*Deep breath*

''OK,..... well leave it for a couple of days and it might work''

''Wot?? - err so you ain't gonna buy me a new one''

''Err - NO!!!!!''

''But I need a phone ...that's SO unfair.........it weren't my FAULT!!!!!!'' (pitch getting higher & louder)

<Small lecture by Mummy about 'looking after' your own belongings falling on deaf ears as he SLAMS out the house>

Help meeeeee.....am tired of the rows .......somebody MAKE him GROW UP!!!!!!!!!! PLLEEEEASE!!!

NOW--I can surely arrange to meet up with a couple of Sillies...This will likely be the first week of July. Why don't we all meet on July 4th in Times Square? :):)

....wait....maybe I will buy him the phone...AND the new nike trainers sneakers and the new tracksuit and THEN maybe I'll have ENOUGH airmiles!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Harumphfffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

I NEED a rich relative!!!!!!!!!!!....and NOW!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
....wait....maybe I will buy him the phone...AND the new nike trainers sneakers and the new tracksuit and THEN maybe I'll have ENOUGH airmiles!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Yes!!!! You have to come :D

Oh boy--that conversation between you and your son sounded so familiar :lol: It shall pass and he will grow into a responsible young man--but they really put ya through the wringer first sometimes, don't they? <_<:P

Is A all packed and ready to go?--won't be long now B)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted

Hey guys. I'm around... have been pooping in every so often. Haven't been feeling too good, kind of down the past couple days.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Sarah-hope you are feeling better.....I am currently surrounded by a gazillion sick coworkers! Ew!!! I was sick last week and miserble is how I can say I was...and that is being nice.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Hey guys. I'm around... have been pooping in every so often. Haven't been feeling too good, kind of down the past couple days.

Hi Sarah--sorry about the yuckiness :(

Glad you're around, though :)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
...so that he said I could always go in the garage and go over the drain...I finally broke down and told him why that was not an option....could you imagine! :(

:o:lol:

You may have needed Patti's young plumber had you attempted to do that over a garage drain.....

Hey guys. I'm around... have been pooping in every so often. Haven't been feeling too good, kind of down the past couple days.

Hi, Sarah! It's kind of downsville all around, isn't it? Bev is sad, Nikki's got the teenager blues...and where is Susie? Just saw Ptaum....are you sad too, Ptaum? Any wormies yet? <_<:P

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Hallo Sillies- Well, to cheer myself up, I offered to foster Open Original Shared Link How cute is she? :wub: Angus will be smitten immediately- he's a ladies man. If you've got 4 legs and a bark- he's yours.

I'm all atwitter at the thought myself! :D

A glittery woo-ha :lol:

Patti- You are getting funnier by the day :lol: :lol:

I'm thinking of you too, Bev....We all are, I'm sure. Here's a smile from me, too, until you, as Judy poignantly said, find yours. :D

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

well Patti...........you can't ask for more than...............cute and fixed in 15 min.

it's your lucky day

j

Those are the besy guys- the ones that are cute and fix you in 15 minutes! :P

Hey guys. I'm around... have been pooping in every so often. Haven't been feeling too good, kind of down the past couple days.

Feel better!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until then- here's a wub for you :wub: :wub:

I'm feeling wubby today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Hallo Sillies- Well, to cheer myself up, I offered to foster Open Original Shared Link How cute is she? :wub:

So cute! And how is Angus these days?

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