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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
TOO MANY SAD PUPPIES LAST NIGHT! Must stay off those websites......

Yep I look at the kitties sometimes thinking a companion might be nice for Lucky (and it would get his off my hands for a few minutes of the day) There was one that looked very sad and they even commented about it in the article....tears!


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elye Community Regular

....Wow.....tumbleweeds......

Hello?

Helllllooooooooo?

Where can everyone be?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
A silly did visit Nantucket

Where as would have luck it

She drove past the cape

(Not that on thine nape)

bah this is where gets stuck it

<ouch that's pathetic!!

forgot to say how BRILLIANT this is - - and no, no, not pathetic a'tall........ :lol: lurved it

also love hedgehog used as weapon and tampon security - excellent

you know... my parents would say... "Who are all these weirdos, why do they know you, how do you know them, and WHY ON EARTH ARE THEY TALKING TO YOU?!!!"

*snort* Weirdos? Us? the hell you say!!!! :lol:

We could have a Sillie (re)union here--Amanda and Judy are in the area--maybe Bev could come down, too. Anyone else that could get here is welcome also of course. Maybe a full on Sillie bash. Think of it! :D

OMG--dare we think this might happen??

:angry: harrumphhhhfffffff! JEALOUS!!!!!! so many sillies in the east....... we NEED our lottery money!

My last conversation with Devil child went something like this......

''Mum!...I fell in the lake over the park....I've ruined my trainers....erm AND my mobile (cell) got wet and don't [sic] work no more''

*Deep breath*

''OK,..... well leave it for a couple of days and it might work''

''Wot?? - err so you ain't gonna buy me a new one''

''Err - NO!!!!!''

''But I need a phone ...that's SO unfair.........it weren't my FAULT!!!!!!'' (pitch getting higher & louder)

<Small lecture by Mummy about 'looking after' your own belongings falling on deaf ears as he SLAMS out the house>

Help meeeeee.....am tired of the rows .......somebody MAKE him GROW UP!!!!!!!!!! PLLEEEEASE!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh poor Nicola........the devil child........ gah!

<she said [sic]! always thrilled by that>

Hey guys. I'm around... have been pooping in every so often. Haven't been feeling too good, kind of down the past couple days.

:( Sarah - hope you're better today and you can get out into the garden soon....we are very fortunate out here in taht respect.....

Oh Bev,,,,,that puppy has a twinkle in his/her eye. Glad it cheered you today.

Happy to hear Susie is ok too.

JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well...........any new dog for you yet?

I've been STRONGLY ordered not to get another dog. :lol: By my mom AND Kissey. It's so easy to travel wif just Squeezee - she's welcome anywhere. 'Tis not the case with two... :unsure:

OMG that pet site - - OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

awww... poor susie...

and who's kissey??

Kissey/David is my Grand Love (see photo). We met last July but - 'twas love at second sight - we have been dating and pretty much inseparable for the last two months (is that all? seems way longer).....He is a wonder. :wub:

EM! Happy Birfday to yer hubby.

Bev - - better today? Hope yesterday wasn't too bad........

Amanda! Forgot to say - good news about Landen.......glad he's better. Poor little guy.....

Peter - radioactive. :huh::lol:

HAPPY WEDNESDAY SILLILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

:lol: I like the way we are all too weird to be Erica's parents!!!!

DH's 47th birthday today....yes, he is that much older than I...... <_<:rolleyes:

Going to Red Lobster for dinner, with a gluten-free cake in tow.

We give each other, honestly, THE most romantic gifts. After a great deal of soul searching and pondering, I went to the Empire of Romance,

Emily - I read this far....and thought ''Crap - hubby & I don't do romantic anymore''.......but then you made it all normal :D

Nikki! Is DS's phone working? I've dropped mine in the toilet (didn't have the hovering form correct, I suspect), and after taking the battery out and leaving it unassembled for a day to dry out, it was fine.

Oh thank gaaawd YES!!...we have lift off!!!! (charging as we speak)

Saved me

elye Community Regular

Just glanced at my av, and had a revelation...compositionally, it is very Last Supper-like. So, I would be one of the apostles on the far end...and the Christ figure is MY SISTER. 'Tis very phunny, this....must point it out to her. :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
....this morning revealed permanent markers written all over the side of my house suggesting *I* have loose morals .........

Nikki!!! :o:unsure: This is quite beyond naughty.....

Oh, boy...will I have to deal with this kind of thing in a couple of years?......

Jestgar Rising Star
*snort* Weirdos? Us? the hell you say!!!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:


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:angry: harrumphhhhfffffff! JEALOUS!!!!!! so many sillies in the east....... we NEED our lottery money!

We are just all too spread out :angry:

My son has been 'barred' from hanging out with them.......but GADS....these feral children are being a tad outta control.....this morning revealed permanent markers written all over the side of my house suggesting *I* have loose morals .........

Nikki--that's horrible....more than a tad out of control, I'd say!

Just glanced at my av, and had a revelation...compositionally, it is very Last Supper-like.

It really is :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! the magic markers!!!!!!!!!!! :o 'Tis indeed....pure diabolitry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [sic] :lol:

Patti - forgot to say - - cutest av, you and yer dad. :) So glad you had a good time on your weekend.

I was in a VORTEX of anxiety.........and I just looked at a list I found of gluten-free drugs - the antibiotic I was taking is NOT on the list.........am going to check w/ pharmacist on ingredients.

back to work....another eval today.....you should see me pooping in here often. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
I was in a VORTEX of anxiety.........and I just looked at a list I found of gluten-free drugs - the antibiotic I was taking is NOT on the list.........am going to check w/ pharmacist on ingredients.

When I get glutened now, anxiety is my worst symptom. If you can't get anywhere with the pharmacist, get the name of the manufacturer and call them--or PM me the names and I'll do it for you.

Celiac aside, it amazes me that they would put a top 8 allergen in a medication :blink:

Thanks about the picture--it was a very happy day :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hey Everyone... Big News.....now please read between the lines in case any lurking eyes behind me read this.

I have an important "meeting" next week with the IT dept....where I work....They have interest in me....:):) Can you understand what I am trying to say????? if not someone else suggest it and I will let you all know.

My radio DJ has fallen behind....anyone want to do me a favor and vote again? It would cheer me up...

tom Contributor

:wub: Aw Em - a set of wenches that scream "I love you"!!?? (That costs extra right?)

<tom's reminded of a dream from a couple nights back>

And an atlas!!! If he's a map-lover like I am, it'll be used & enjoyed for decades to come!

:angry: harrumphhhhfffffff! JEALOUS!!!!!! so many sillies in the east....... we NEED our lottery money!

True dat .. . ...so jealous at the very proposal!!

Imagine if 6 or more Sillies actually ARE in one 3000-mile-away place!!!! (OK ... .extreme envy WILL give way to vicarious joy .. . ..but STILL!!!!!)

<she said [sic]! always thrilled by that>

:lol: yup . ...love a well-placed "[sic]"

I've been STRONGLY ordered not to get another dog. :lol: By my mom AND Kissey. It's so easy to travel wif just Squeezee - she's welcome anywhere. 'Tis not the case with two... :unsure:

They've got a point!!

(And there's at least a 20% chance Dingy's at petfinder right NOW :lol: )

HAPPY WEDNESDAY SILLILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yippee Silliles[sic], and one Dingy Sillile[sic] in particular showing remarkable improvement! :):P

I think I'm a little step up from yesterday myself. :) I AM resigned to perhaps having no VERY good days until the end of the month, when done w/ these remora-removers.

I think that was Carla's Humaworm experience. (Wow! Carla feels so good she's WAY too busy for Sillyville!! I've been reading OMG thread & she's been so active!! :):D )

.......but GADS....these feral children are being a tad outta control.....this morning revealed permanent markers written all over the side of my house suggesting *I* have loose morals .........

"feral children"!!!! :lol: perfect :lol:

But OMG!!!! Those literate little bastards!!! :angry:

(Can't help but wonder if the words used were English-isms unknown on this side of the pond)

Just glanced at my av, and had a revelation...compositionally, it is very Last Supper-like.

:lol: it IS quite a 1000-words-worth av

And Susie & The Nibbler is a good one too .. . .is there more in the Vegas series?

Maybe "Nibbler" is misguided - Kissey looks ready to serpently unlock his jaw & take Susie whole!!! :lol:

.........and I just looked at a list I found of gluten-free drugs - the antibiotic I was taking is NOT on the list.........am going to check w/ pharmacist on ingredients.

I do wonder how many hoops you'd be jumping through to switch to a KNOWN gluten-free non-generic.

There's no medical downside to a switch, I'd think, not that I know anydarnthing about it.

tom Contributor
Hey Everyone... Big News.....now please read between the lines in case any lurking eyes behind me read this.

I have an important "meeting" next week with the IT dept....where I work....They have interest in me....:):) Can you understand what I am trying to say????? if not someone else suggest it and I will let you all know.

:) whoaaaaaaaaa! Did all that crawling around last week bring some attn your way???

Sounds like you're excited by the prospect of a transfer!! :) :)

elye Community Regular
:wub: Aw Em - a set of wenches that scream "I love you"!!?? (That costs extra right?)

<tom's reminded of a dream from a couple nights back>

:lol::lol::lol: ...Only a man would make that subtle hilarious word alteration....

Yep....got him three wenches, one wenchier than the next, from the Hoe Depot, as I said...they come pre-assembled, mattresses strapped to their backs. They're perfect except for the "I love you" screaming--DH has informed me that the dream gift for a guy is wenches that say absolutely nothing.....

And an atlas!!! If he's a map-lover like I am, it'll be used & enjoyed for decades to come!

He is obsessed wif maps. Won't consult one when lost if his life depended on it, but there you are..... :rolleyes:

And Susie & The Nibbler is a good one too .. . .is there more in the Vegas series?

Maybe "Nibbler" is misguided - Kissey looks ready to serpently unlock his jaw & take Susie whole!!! :lol:

..A man who can unlock his jaw.....

....Now that's sexy.......

:huh:<_<:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:) whoaaaaaaaaa! Did all that crawling around last week bring some attn your way???

Sounds like you're excited by the prospect of a transfer!! :) :)

Could very well be. I know they have been persistent, She tried to get me in for a "meet" all this week at various times but due to my nutsy schedule I had to wait for next week. I'll keep ya all posted though.

tom Contributor
Yep....got him three wenches, one wenchier than the next, from the Hoe Depot, as I said...they come pre-assembled, mattresses strapped to their backs.

:lol: lmao :lol: :lol:

He is obsessed wif maps. Won't consult one when lost if his life depended on it, but there you are..... :rolleyes:

<_< hehehehe

In the old days, I was going as far making one of the spare bedrooms a Map Room :o

"There you are" you say???? Sounds like no one's lost at ALL!!! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
I think I'm a little step up from yesterday myself. :)

This is good :)

Yep....got him three wenches, one wenchier than the next, from the Hoe Depot, as I said...they come pre-assembled, mattresses strapped to their backs. They're perfect except for the "I love you" screaming--DH has informed me that the dream gift for a guy is wenches that say absolutely nothing.....

He is obsessed wif maps. Won't consult one when lost if his life depended on it, but there you are..... :rolleyes:

Is he related to Mark? :lol: The map thing--yep--he has framed maps in his office, books of maps, loves maps....and if he doesn't end up buying one first, I'm planning on getting him a chain saw for his birthday.

A big Sillie Happy Birthday to your DH! :D

Could very well be. I know they have been persistent, She tried to get me in for a "meet" all this week at various times but due to my nutsy schedule I had to wait for next week. I'll keep ya all posted though.

Ooh--sounds really good.....can't wait to hear :)

tom Contributor

Speaking of hockey (whaaaaaaaa.....? :huh: ), seems kind of a shame that I'm not into it, w/ expectations so high for the team that plays blocks away.

GO SHARKS anyway!!!!!!! :P

P.S. Oh yeah!!! A BIG Sillyville HAPPY BIRTHDAY for your DH, Emily!!!

(Today's Carla's real Bday, btw, for any sillies not browsing the OMG thread - oops . ..maybe there's a separate thread by now)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I was in a VORTEX of anxiety.........and I just looked at a list I found of gluten-free drugs - the antibiotic I was taking is NOT on the list.........am going to check w/ pharmacist on ingredients.

You MUST get to the bottom of this!!!!!!!!!

DIABOLITRY!!!!

In the UK prescription drugs do NOT have the evil 'G'......we're lucky in that respect

But OMG!!!! Those literate little bastards!!! :angry:

(Can't help but wonder if the words used were English-isms unknown on this side of the pond)

No....nothing quite so exotic.....and not so literate!!!!

There were misplaced apostrophes in the sentence

'Martins Mums a sl*g'......... :lol: ....wait....I don't think the name Martin had a capital 'M' either :lol:

DIABOLIC FERAL ILLITERATES!!!!!!!

And Susie & The Nibbler is a good one too .. . .is there more in the Vegas series?

Maybe "Nibbler" is misguided - Kissey looks ready to serpently unlock his jaw & take Susie whole!!! :lol:

:lol::lol: ...like those snakes...Boa constictor????

Yep....got him three wenches, one wenchier than the next, from the Hoe Depot, as I said...they come pre-assembled, mattresses strapped to their backs. They're perfect except for the "I love you" screaming--DH has informed me that the dream gift for a guy is wenches that say absolutely nothing.....

Wenchier :o:lol:

OMG!!! Hoe Depot!!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And Susie & The Nibbler is a good one too .. . .is there more in the Vegas series?

Maybe "Nibbler" is misguided - Kissey looks ready to serpently unlock his jaw & take Susie whole!!! :lol:

:lol: One can hope.

Note that the picture is taken at midnight.......there are even.....um......psillier ones after that.....progressively......psillier............... :ph34r::lol:

Yes, better today, MUCH better. Those 2 to 3 days of horrible angst - mygawd. :blink: completely HANUS. :angry:

DIABOLIC FERAL ILLITERATES!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Our newest band name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - wenches from the Ho' Depot, screaming of love. Crazy. :lol:

tom Contributor

Nik, I'm not even certain what vowel is missing in sl*g, but I think I've heard it w/ an a, which, here, primarily refers to some material in an intermediary stage in the production of steel. <I think>

DIABOLIC FERAL ILLITERATES!!!!!!!

Our newest band name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

D.F.I. rooooolz!!!!!! <snarl>

Note that the picture is taken at midnight.......there are even.....um......psillier ones after that.....progressively......psillier............... :ph34r::lol:

Such an Avatease

P.S. As appropriate as my wormatar is, I can't keep him the whole 30 days .. . .. .he'll be back but .. .hmmmm .. . .. .what next?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
OMG - wenches from the Ho' Depot, screaming of love. Crazy. :lol:

There is a quik mart up where I grew up called the HO Mart....no lie!

We also have the Pump n Pantry which we called The Pump n Dump

jerseyangel Proficient

There's a martial arts-type school in our town called "Ho Tech". :lol:

The first time we rode by it, I said--well that's where they come from! :P

Mtndog Collaborator

hallo Sillies- I am behind but I had to post this before I forget (lack of antibiotics= lack of brain- I no kiddin ya.

For the celiaxe :P with everything,Open Original Shared Link

I just saw it in a local store and almost died laughing- wanted to buy one for all of you....they even have a travel size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
hallo Sillies- I am behind but I had to post this before I forget (lack of antibiotics= lack of brain- I no kiddin ya.

For the celiaxe :P with everything,Open Original Shared Link

I just saw it in a local store and almost died laughing- wanted to buy one for all of you....they even have a travel size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Where was this stuff a couple years ago--coulda really used it then :lol::ph34r::lol:

"Spritz the bowl before you go" :lol::lol:

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