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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Hallo Sillies- As my nieces would say, "You go to Canada? I COME TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" but Canada would sound like Canda, or canra ??

Please, Bev, come to Canada wif yer nieces!...

Gahh.....tis raining here (for like the past 40 days and 40 nights- starting ark in basement stat- got two dogs, two cats, have to wait for hubby and need two of everything else- no snakes allowed!!!!!!!!!).

Two hubbies? Er, no....thanks..... <_<:lol:


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tom Contributor

Luv the tree-hugger av!! :D

And to think the term used to seem metaphorical. :P:lol:

elye Community Regular
Luv the tree-hugger av!! :D

And to think the term used to seem metaphorical. :P:lol:

Hey, it's literal here, baby! :lol:;)

elye Community Regular

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My Happy Tree!!!!!!!

Ridgewalker Contributor

Parties last last night were fabulous! So fabulous I was pretty much useless today. :rolleyes:

My best friend is the cheesecake queen!!! Her cheesecakes are requested for all major events by friends and family. Her stuff is actually better than Cheesecake Factory.

The one she made for me was a huge gluten-free chocolate swirl cheesecake, with crumbled peanut butter cups and homemade caramel sauce on top. The crust was made of crushed flourless peanut butter cookies (made with chunky peanut butter.) With completely honesty, I think it's the best dessert I've ever had in my life!!!

As soon as she puts it up on her blog, I'll post the link!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Sarah survived!!!!!! :D

The one she made for me was a huge gluten-free chocolate swirl cheesecake, with crumbled peanut butter cups and homemade caramel sauce on top. The crust was made of crushed flourless peanut butter cookies (made with chunky peanut butter.) With completely honesty, I think it's the best dessert I've ever had in my life!!!

*dribble* :P

Low calorie right?????? :lol:

Em, great tree emoticon!!

T'is a holiday here....but the weathers good for a change.....much gardening to tend to :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies and Monday it is!

Back at work....boy what a fast weekend, we should have 4-day work weeks and 3 day weekends....if only!

So John and I watched Juno this weekend, it was pretty funny. I was not expecting it to be that funny.

Guess its time for work to get done :)

Bye Sillies!


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elye Community Regular

Good morning, Sillies!

Well,The Ripper's in the paper! Unfortunately, the online copy does not have the BIG photograph that accompanies it - - Jack's li'l smiling face. But I'm SO happy that they published this...it will hopefully grab the attention of many parents who have kids with similar unresolved neurological issues.

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That cake just sounds too good, Sarah. I dare not make such a thing.....

~alex~ Explorer
Well,The Ripper's in the paper! Unfortunately, the online copy does not have the BIG photograph that accompanies it - - Jack's li'l smiling face. But I'm SO happy that they published this...it will hopefully grab the attention of many parents who have kids with similar unresolved neurological issues.

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This is so awesome! It's so well written -- I really think this will resonate with people who see those symptoms in themselves or their children. You must be so proud of your little guy! It kind of gave me chills reading it, realizing how similar Jack and Colin's symptoms were. I'm so happy that they're both living the gluten-free life and I hope that Colin will eventually see the kind of vast improvement that Jack has.

This says it all: "I kind of became a new kid -- me, only better." :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Good morning, Sillies!

Well,The Ripper's in the paper! Unfortunately, the online copy does not have the BIG photograph that accompanies it - - Jack's li'l smiling face. But I'm SO happy that they published this...it will hopefully grab the attention of many parents who have kids with similar unresolved neurological issues.

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:D:D:D:D

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!! (shame no pic, would have liked to see the rippers smiling l'il face ;) )

Good job spreading the word........

ALEX!!!...not long now until the big day????

Jestgar Rising Star
Good morning, Sillies!

Well,The Ripper's in the paper! Unfortunately, the online copy does not have the BIG photograph that accompanies it - - Jack's li'l smiling face. But I'm SO happy that they published this...it will hopefully grab the attention of many parents who have kids with similar unresolved neurological issues.

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That was so fabulous it made me sniffle.

Ridgewalker Contributor

Emily, The Ripper's essay is awesome! What an incredible kid. At that age, to make that sort of self assessment and decision... it's pretty freaking impressive!

Is your hubby permanently gluten-free, then? I remember he went gluten-free during the phart charting hey day, right?

tom Contributor

Love the emotiTree!!!

Mmmmmmmm cheesecake!

Well,The Ripper's in the paper!

My oh my Em, your heart must simply gush seeing his own testimony in print for all to see.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Good morning, Sillies!

Well,The Ripper's in the paper! Unfortunately, the online copy does not have the BIG photograph that accompanies it - - Jack's li'l smiling face. But I'm SO happy that they published this...it will hopefully grab the attention of many parents who have kids with similar unresolved neurological issues.

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That cake just sounds too good, Sarah. I dare not make such a thing.....

Emily, that was fan-f***ing-tastic!!!! You must be so proud!!! I think you should post the link in the "publications" subforum.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We are almost at a new crowning Sillies, how exciting.

Loved the piece about "the ripper" LOL!

elye Community Regular
Emily, The Ripper's essay is awesome! What an incredible kid. At that age, to make that sort of self assessment and decision... it's pretty freaking impressive!

My oh my Em, your heart must simply gush seeing his own testimony in print for all to see.

Emily, that was fan-f***ing-tastic!!!! You must be so proud!!! I think you should post the link in the "publications" subforum.

Jack will be absolutely jumpin' up and down to hear all of your reactions...As he was getting his backpack on and heading out the door this morning with the section of the paper to take to school, I said, "We gotta call Grandma as soon as you get home to ask her if she's seen it". His face lit up and he said, "No, first you've gotta get into Sillyville and show all of them!! What will they say? Will they be surprised?" I laughed, and he added as he was heading out the door, "I bet they'll be proud of me". :lol::lol:

Couldn't care less about Grandma's reaction, but you guys, well...........

Yes, I must go post it in the publications section.... :)

Is your hubby permanently gluten-free, then? I remember he went gluten-free during the phart charting hey day, right?

Yep, he's been gluten-free for about four months. Unparalleled pharting was his only noticeable symptom, and that's pretty well gone. He intentionally glutened himself a couple of weeks ago to see how he'd feel, as he still remains somewhat sceptical (strongly positive Enterolab results, negative blood work and biopsy), and had no symptoms. So that makes him even more sceptical....but he's staying on it. :)

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Omgawd- the tree hugging madwoman- actually, if I had a big chestnut tree that could be svaed I'd hug it, and kiss it, and call it George!!!!

Please, Bev, come to Canada wif yer nieces!...

Two hubbies? Er, no....thanks..... <_<:lol:

I coming! I coming! Agreed- on hubby but I think everyone needs a wife. I would prefer my "wife" to be a gay man who could cook, decorate and give me fashion advice!!!!!!!!!! Now, i do know a gay man who could be my "wife" but he always asks me fashion advice and to plan his parties!

Parties last last night were fabulous! So fabulous I was pretty much useless today. :rolleyes:

My best friend is the cheesecake queen!!! Her cheesecakes are requested for all major events by friends and family. Her stuff is actually better than Cheesecake Factory.

The one she made for me was a huge gluten-free chocolate swirl cheesecake, with crumbled peanut butter cups and homemade caramel sauce on top. The crust was made of crushed flourless peanut butter cookies (made with chunky peanut butter.) With completely honesty, I think it's the best dessert I've ever had in my life!!!

As soon as she puts it up on her blog, I'll post the link!

I do not know her, but I love her!!!!!!!! Everyone should have a cheesecake Queen as a friend!

Good morning, Sillies!

Well,The Ripper's in the paper! Unfortunately, the online copy does not have the BIG photograph that accompanies it - - Jack's li'l smiling face. But I'm SO happy that they published this...it will hopefully grab the attention of many parents who have kids with similar unresolved neurological issues.

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That cake just sounds too good, Sarah. I dare not make such a thing.....

OMG- I adore the Ripper! Emily, what a kid you've got there!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
The one she made for me was a huge gluten-free chocolate swirl cheesecake, with crumbled peanut butter cups and homemade caramel sauce on top. The crust was made of crushed flourless peanut butter cookies (made with chunky peanut butter.) With completely honesty, I think it's the best dessert I've ever had in my life!!!

OMG, death by cheesecake! Sinful, sounds freakin fantastic......not good for an Edna that's for sure <_<

T'is a holiday here....but the weathers good for a change.....much gardening to tend to :)

T'what holiday Nikki??

T'is Cinco de Mayo here :D

So John and I watched Juno this weekend, it was pretty funny. I was not expecting it to be that funny.

Guess its time for work to get done :)

It looks funny.

I watched For Your Consideration on cable, it was hysterical. Same cast of actors and etc as Best In Show and A Mighty Wind.

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Well done article!!

Glad he is bringing attention to the neurological effects of gluten. It's not always about the poop (or absence of poop) :lol:

- starting ark in basement stat-

Bev!!!!! Don't forget yer Trunk Monkeys. They will come in handy on the long voyage :D:D

jerseyangel Proficient
Good morning, Sillies!

Well,The Ripper's in the paper!

Late to the party as usual <_< (Chiro appt and subsequent errends)....

Emily!!!! The Ripper's article was just fabulous! :D Bless his heart--it was so well written and he will undoubtedly help many people who are going to relate.

You must be bursting with pride--what a great kid :)

tom Contributor
. .. .. His face lit up and he said, "No, first you've gotta get into Sillyville and show all of them!! What will they say? Will they be surprised?" I laughed, and he added as he was heading out the door, "I bet they'll be proud of me". :lol::lol:

:):D :evenbiggersmileyface:

Oh yessssssss SO very proud I've even put GREEN suctions on my chinfoot sandals in his honoUr!!

elye Community Regular
Omgawd- the tree hugging madwoman- actually, if I had a big chestnut tree that could be svaed I'd hug it, and kiss it, and call it George!!!!

:lol::lol: OMG - - George....this is perfect.

Agreed- on hubby but I think everyone needs a wife. I would prefer my "wife" to be a gay man who could cook, decorate and give me fashion advice!!!!!!!!!! Now, i do know a gay man who could be my "wife" but he always asks me fashion advice and to plan his parties!

I'm with ya, Bev. I have often thought that I could really use a gay man.... :huh::lol:

I watched For Your Consideration on cable, it was hysterical. Same cast of actors and etc as Best In Show and A Mighty Wind.

Wow! I have never heard of For your Consideration. I have seen Best in Show and A Mighty Wind about twenty times apiece, laughing more hysterically each time. Must look for this new one....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG forgot to tell you all, when I was at the wedding on Saturday it was our 6-month anniversary. Boy did those months fly!

elye Community Regular
:):D :evenbiggersmileyface:

Oh yessssssss SO very proud I've even put GREEN suctions on my chinfoot sandals in his honoUr!!

:lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor

Uh-oh!! Only 12(?) posts from a new Queen????

W/ all the royal confusion stemming of hijacked mullets, I'm recusing myself again. As last clearcut undisputed royalty, it'd seem like back-to-back.

Gotta give someone else a chance to rule!!!!

(Susie misses out on this edition of Royal Roulette?)

jerseyangel Proficient

For some reason the board won't let me quote :angry:

Emily, I just love your tree-hugging picture! :D

Bev--I agree completely on the gay man as a wife. I've often said the same thing :lol:

Ripper--We are so incredibly proud of you!!! I kinda think of you as "our Ripper" :)

Wow Sarah, that cheesecake sounds drool-worthy. I'm so glad you got out and had some fun--you deserved it :D Big birthday week for you--congrats and hope it's a great day!

Hi Phaugaughm--Good to see you oot and aboot :D (a nod to our Canadian buddies) ;)

Where's Susie? Did I miss somefin? :unsure:

Probably more I wanted to say, but that's all I can remember right now. Feeling a bit less dizzy today :)

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