The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

*sigh*

Big wads of chocolate stuffed into your mouth induce euphoria and make enunciating so not worth the trouble.

That was so good.

[Jestgar]

My neighbor (who's in the middle of chemotherapy) just invited me to her bald party. All girls, she'll be genuine, the rest of us have to wear bathing caps. Must bring bald appetizers or wine, and makeup. One token male serving us drinks. I'll try to get pictures.

[DingoGirl]

....wait.....LISTEN!!!!!

...Is that a collective sigh of relief from the sillies???

....is it REALLY true???

.....can it be????

Tell me again

IT'S MOJITO SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh thank gaaaaawwwd

Yes, the day is upon us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is today, May............5th? 6th? Dunno but this is the official day of Moe-jee-toe season commencement. So........um........why am I drinking a screwdriver????????

<because I did not want to squeeze limes and chop/muddle the mint and boil sugar for simple syrup - 'tis a very laboUr-intensive beverage>

Hi arl

foun par ov a bar ov chocrate tha I hadda fnsh sho I woon be tented to ea i.

Ishno cheatin iv you HAVTA ea i tso prtect yursel la'er on.

mmmm

WACKL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess - what in hell is this? are YOU drinking mojitos in the lab????????????????????

I must say the questionable emoticon is the spitting image, it should be called the :Mr Chow:

the :mrchow: emoticon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks kinda itchy :lol:

Um, I forget......

I know these are green light for celiacs....

Can we diabetics have 'em?

...I doubt it...they sound mighty sweet.

Yes, Em, lots of sugar. Stick with yer wines, we'll still like ya

WHERE ARE ALL YOUR VOWELS?!!

I thought that said BOWELS at first

[Jestgar]

I thought that said BOWELS at first

:lol:

[elye]

OMG - did Zombie Man have a disabling case of poison oak when wandering the 'hood half-nekkid, clutching his abdomen???????????????????????

Gasp!!! Was he scratching crazily?

Hmmm. I am pondering this sad news, Bev, I don't know what to say at this point. Very disappointing behavior for such a love dog. I would maybe look into that dog whisperer guy's book? Can't think of his name...................because I've been drinking screwdrivers...........

To hell with a whisperer...Gus at times needs a good dog HOLLERER......

Big wads of chocolate stuffed into your mouth induce euphoria and make enunciating so not worth the trouble.

That was so good.

Food porn, experienced.......

My neighbor (who's in the middle of chemotherapy) just invited me to her bald party. All girls, she'll be genuine, the rest of us have to wear bathing caps. Must bring bald appetizers or wine, and makeup. One token male serving us drinks. I'll try to get pictures.

Mygawd....Jess, your avatar is taken care of! There you go - - an interesting neighboUr for us all to see! Get on that!

I thought that said BOWELS at first

I care to know where peoples' Vowels have been....their Bowels - - well, think that's TMI, even for us....

[DingoGirl]

My neighbor (who's in the middle of chemotherapy) just invited me to her bald party. All girls, she'll be genuine, the rest of us have to wear bathing caps. Must bring bald appetizers or wine, and makeup. One token male serving us drinks. I'll try to get pictures.

Very clever and interesting idea for a party.......but - - bald appetizer? Maybe........mushroom caps? Just bring wine <or whine> And, as Em said - - there's yer avatar!!!!!!!!!!!

I care to know where peoples' Vowels have been....their Bowels - - well, think that's TMI, even for us....

Um, the HELL YOU SAY!!!!!!!!! what ar ya talking about?????????????? that is SO NOT TMI for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ridgewalker]

Sarah - your drink's ready and chilled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, let's see, if I leave right now, I should be there by... Friday? I'm on my way!

[tom]

foun par ov a bar ov chocrate tha I hadda fnsh sho I woon be tented to ea i.

:lol:

GAHHHH!!! Too much funnybusiness to quote!!!!

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Nice new av sOozie.... .. . .. . .rash? .. .what rash? You look fine! Pfft

Wincey? He's more of a mock smirk to me

Neighborpaloozatars eh?

Roomie A.D. better count cuz I got nnnnnuthin' else. :mrchow:

[elye]

All right, I have some time right now to sit and relay a GREAT story of my dad's...I took my parents out on a number of errands this aft, one of them being yearly blood tests. While my mom was in getting her work done, Dad and I sat in the rather crowded waiting area and chatted. We got onto the subject of JDRF (The Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, of which my mother was the founding president - - Ottawa chapter - - resulting in a great deal of family volunteering over the years).

He began to tell me about an incident when he was hosting a big telethon on our local television station. One of the segments involved TV people getting on stationary bikes and pedaling for an hour, then someone else would take over for a hour, and on it would go. Talk about exciting viewing....

So,as we wait, Dad's recounting all of this in his big broadcaster voice, and all of the people sitting there can't help but hear and become entranced...I'm sure many recognised him....

It was getting toward the end of the telethon, and while they're talking about how much money's been raised so far, Dad walks over to the bike pedallers alongside one of our well-known female newscasters, and they're chatting, sharing a mike, about how great things are going. They both have been scheduled to take over on two of the bikes for the last half-hour. The camera follows them over to the bikes, and she says, "Okay, Les...shall we mount up?"

Dad did not (could not) hesitate. He said, "Well...I think we should probably ride these bikes first".

Only a very few people phoned in to complain.

[Jestgar]

He said, "Well...I think we should probably ride these bikes first".

:lol:

So jealous of you people with entertaining relatives :poutyface:

[jerseyangel]

He said, "Well...I think we should probably ride these bikes first".

Only a very few people phoned in to complain.

OMG!!!!!! That is so funny!

[DingoGirl]

Nice new av sOozie.... .. . .. . .rash? .. .what rash? You look fine! Pfft

well, 'tis covering torso/trunk (and approaching upper giney area - or, more correctly, the mons pubis and that is SCARY), wrists/forearms, calves, thighs,

[elye]

S-oozie, that is a tremendous av! You look gorgeous....how can you look so great and be sick?! NO FAIR. I am one scary thing on the rare occasion that I am sick - - I could gag a buzzard.

[Mtndog]

Susie- I SEE you!!!!!!!

Emily- your dad!!! :lol:

IT'S MOJITO SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh thank gaaaaawwwd

Oh yahhhhhhhh...I won't be drinking them but am I quite happy to sip other's just for the taste. It's like food porn- I can't drink it, but I LOVE to watch!!!!!! Next summer I'll be drinking mo-HEE-toes as I ski off-piste, surf on one leg and uhm....

Hi arl

foun par ov a bar ov chocrate tha I hadda fnsh sho I woon be tented to ea i.

Ishno cheatin iv you HAVTA ea i tso prtect yursel la'er on.

mmmm

Jess- OMG- on the

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

bell curve of funny- that was clearly in the 95th percentile!!!!!!!!!!!

My neighbor (who's in the middle of chemotherapy) just invited me to her bald party. All girls, she'll be genuine, the rest of us have to wear bathing caps. Must bring bald appetizers or wine, and makeup. One token male serving us drinks. I'll try to get pictures.

bald apps!!!! Too cute!

OK- I may have located a target for both a photo!!!!!!!!! Today I was out watering and the lovely man diagonally acros the street yells out "Hello". I knew that it was a house of 5 guys because they had Kurt over for a beer after he snowblowed (is that EVEN a word???) them out . There's 2 couples and a single guy. Well I went into today and got the grand- house is GORRGEOUS! And single guy is too. He's a broody looking black Irish. Now if I can on;y capture him gardening nekkid. I SHALL keep you posted!

Nice new av sOozie.... .. . .. . .rash? .. .what rash? You look fine! Pfft

I agree- she looks great- perhaps the swelling is making her look even more buxomly beautiferous!

[Mtndog]

Oh :angry: :angry: Poopy Cow- i worked SO hard on that bell curve and it does NOT look like that until you hit submit. That's it, cranky totem

<_< <_<

[DingoGirl]

Ok, let's see, if I leave right now, I should be there by... Friday? I'm on my way!

GITCHERSELVES OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <you can bring all yer boys, we'll drink the mojitos while they clean the house and cook our gluten-free snacks, wash the dog and car, and pull the weeds>

S-oozie, that is a tremendous av! You look gorgeous....how can you look so great and be sick?! NO FAIR. I am one scary thing on the rare occasion that I am sick - - I could gag a buzzard.

OMG - Em - that is what MAKEUP is for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the word SICK.......so sad.......I have just researched many things on poison oak and discovered that in California, it qualifies as a workmen's comp injury!!!!!!!!!! and I'm not surprised at all. 'Tis pure misery. Have to pick and choose when I get to go to Last Chance, but next time - have I told you guys this alreayd? - I AM goign to apply the vile weed DYE-RECKT-LEE to Kissey's.........um........body.

OK- I may have located a target for both a photo!!!!!!!!! Today I was out watering and the lovely man diagonally acros the street yells out "Hello". I knew that it was a house of 5 guys because they had Kurt over for a beer after he snowblowed (is that EVEN a word???) them out . There's 2 couples and a single guy. Well I went into today and got the grand- house is GORRGEOUS! And single guy is too. He's a broody looking black Irish. Now if I can on;y capture him gardening nekkid. I SHALL keep you posted!

OMG - GET HIS PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!! nekkid or no, we don't care. We need a gorgeous Black Irish Beauty - besides Bev - amongst our sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Poopy Cow- i worked SO hard on that bell curve and it does NOT look like that until you hit submit. That's it, cranky totem

:lolL Luve yer cranky totem

[Ridgewalker]

The camera follows them over to the bikes, and she says, "Okay, Les...shall we mount up?"

Dad did not (could not) hesitate. He said, "Well...I think we should probably ride these bikes first".

Only a very few people phoned in to complain.

:lol:

Well I went into today and got the grand- house is GORRGEOUS! And single guy is too. He's a broody looking black Irish. Now if I can on;y capture him gardening nekkid. I SHALL keep you posted!

Does he have an accent??? (swoon!)

OMG - GET HIS PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!! nekkid or no, we don't care. We need a gorgeous Black Irish Beauty - besides Bev - amongst our sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I second that!

Ok, my neighbors don't really do anything kooky (that I've caught them at,) so my new av is a pic of my friend's dog.

[DingoGirl]

Ummmmm......this pregnant dachsund............what in hell? Is he lying (laying? ) in an empty litter box? OMG - he looks as if he could blow at any time..............

<just realized I said HE and not SHE - been watchign too much Oprah >

[tom]

S-oozie and I have featured representatives of our fascinating neighboUrhoods for all to peruse. I believe that all Silly Subjects should follow suit, and put an interesting community person in their avatar. The Ripper thinks this is a wonderfully creative idea, and will merit great conversation material.

Miss Luckypants has :tai-chi-face: fall in her lap and now we're pressured to find interesting neighboUrs?????

It almost feels like cheating to recycle my phaericide phhhhoto.

One neighboUr's gone "on business" on weekends a lot. I think he's an assassin. I'll never get a pic w/out risking my life .. . ..so he's out.

ride these bikes

Cranky reveler earned the right w/ oakey concert-going.

I knew it'd worthwhile live. But not convinced everyone who'd like Buble live (w/ good seats!) can be converted w/ recordings, Em.

cranky totem looks like pre-game hangman. :hang-angrycranky-man:

[tom]

. . .. Have to pick and choose when I get to go to Last Chance, but next time - have I told you guys this alreayd? - I AM goign to apply the vile weed DYE-RECKT-LEE to Kissey's.........um........body.

Oh you evil vindictive wench!!!!!!! <trollop? Is trollop better? I like saying trollop>

[Ridgewalker]

Ummmmm......this pregnant dachsund............what in hell? Is he lying (laying? ) in an empty litter box? OMG - he looks as if he could blow at any time..............

<just realized I said HE and not SHE - been watchign too much Oprah >

She's laying in some kinda special box... What did my friend call it... Umm, some kind of functional name, like Birthing Kennel??? Something like that. Yeah, she looks like she swallowed a balloon.

One neighboUr's gone "on business" on weekends a lot. I think he's an assassin. I'll never get a pic w/out risking my life .. . ..so he's out.

:lol: That's going to have me giggling all night!

[elye]

Bev!!! A broody-looking black Irishman...This sounds quite lovely. And Nekkid??! LOVELIER!!

- I AM goign to apply the vile weed DYE-RECKT-LEE to Kissey's.........um........body.

Wow......things'll be...changing....

Gettin' red and itchy.....

Ok, my neighbors don't really do anything kooky (that I've caught them at,) so my new av is a pic of my friend's dog.

OMG, Sarah!! That poor wee dog...looks...somehow....foetal.....er sumfin'....

[tom]

A fine idea, Em. So........from now on...........all sillies MUST procure and display a photo of ONE neighbor - unbeknownst to said neighbor.

If I could royally commission an av it'd be Stepford, in pearls to get her mail, two moments after being polled on chinfeet vs. forehead bum.

Oooh! Oooh!!! I could do this in the elevator!!

<tom's not much past walkway-hellos w/ neighboUrs, tho the assassin has ok'd sax practice>

[DingoGirl]

One neighboUr's gone "on business" on weekends a lot. I think he's an assassin. I'll never get a pic w/out risking my life .. . ..so he's out.

OH NO HE ISN"T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You simply MUST get a photo of this guy - - I don't care if you hang out on the..........on the............the ................LANAI <yup, that's the word> all day, you WILL get his photo!!!!!!!!

ride these bikes

um...........missed this - did I? what does that mean?

and yes - - trollop IS a phun word say it offen!!!!!!!!!!

and Toe-gaum - -love yer av w/ the :mrChow: emoticon

Wow......things'll be...changing....

Gettin' red and itchy.....

Yes em, can we get you there wif your sketch pad????????????? Bring lots of angry red in yer coloUrs (though, he has been exempt all of his life hence his agreement to let me apply it directly to his WRIST............... <not the weener - dear gawd - I ain't THAT much of a dingo brain>

um......can I go to bed now? not even 7:00? I am delirious..........................so yeah, I do think Weezee and I will hit the sack quite early and edify our minds wif trash TV

[elye]

Miss Luckypants has :tai-chi-face: fall in her lap and now we're pressured to find interesting neighboUrs?????

Hey!! :taichiman: did no falling in Yours Truly's lap....Hadda steal out real sneaky-like, peeking through shrubbery, maintaining utter silence......a challenge, indeed.

I wanna see your assassin, Ptaoughmn.....