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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Gus does this exact thing, also, at different times of the day. Sits ramrod straight, like a spectacular showdog, squints and remains still. Thinking? Praying? Bah....This is a MALE, remember.....likely what's going on:

"Now, do I have to poop? Um.....should I go and empty my food dish first? Is either cat around to flip up into the air? Or drooling...could just do that for a while".......

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Doesn't sound very different than human males. :huh:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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(had no idea what a ballcock was so had to look it up:

A self-regulating cistern tap turned off and on by the rising or falling of a hollow ball, which floats on the surface of the liquid and is connected to the tap by a lever).

Bev, 'tis how yer toilet works.

Susie! Methinks it's the roids getting in the way of your mojo. How long do you have to stay on them?

Every time I see "roids", I think hema- and not ster- . . . I guess either could get in the way of yer mojo, tho.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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"Now, do I have to poop? Um.....should I go and empty my food dish first? Is either cat around to flip up into the air? Or drooling...could just do that for a while".......

:lol:

gahhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is what Weezee is thinking (she tells Kissey but not me, they share secrets - harrumph)

"How can I get more love? :wub: More hand-holding? More treats/snacks/foods? Will I get to lick her plate when she's done? WHO ELSE CAN LOVE ME??????? Who can be my friend? Who can I kiss? Who will snuggle? WHERE"S THE FOOD?????????????? Is there more food? more love? Where are my babies? I need EVERYONE to love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OMGawd--you guys are making me seasick :wacko:

So we are gonna give the OMG thread a run for it's money....how fun! :D

Hee Hee--ballcock....yes, tis a toilet part--it was on one of our plumbing bills.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Susie! Methinks it's the roids getting in the way of your mojo. How long do you have to stay on them?

oops - missed this before!

Um..........is it the 'roids? I thought they were supposed to make you HYPER and have energy (that's what happened the only other time I took them, and I got manic :huh: )

Four more days.....but it's now half the dose........

Every time I see "roids", I think hema- and not ster- . . . I guess either could get in the way of yer mojo, tho.

:lol: Hemorrhoids - the mojo killer, to be sure. Had them once........... egregiously (h)anus. :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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This is what Weezee is thinking (she tells Kissey but not me, they share secrets - harrumph)

"How can I get more love? :wub: More hand-holding? More treats/snacks/foods? Will I get to lick her plate when she's done? WHO ELSE CAN LOVE ME??????? Who can be my friend? Who can I kiss? Who will snuggle? WHERE"S THE FOOD?????????????? Is there more food? more love? Where are my babies? I need EVERYONE to love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is what Josie thinks . . .

Is there a squirrel? Did you see a squirrel? Was that a squirrel? Where are all the squirrels? Have you got a squirrel? Did you hear that squirrel? . . .

Let me out to go check for squirrels . . . Let me in, there weren't any squirrels . . . Let me out to go check for squirrels . . . Let me in, there weren't any squirrels . . .

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMGawd--you guys are making me seasick :wacko:

Someone else who needs Gravol!

(Susie, Gravol is like Dramamine - - anti-motion-sickness med...

Hee Hee--ballcock....yes, tis a toilet part--it was on one of our plumbing bills.

Whoa...........Patti, that yummy young plumber pulled out a BALLCOCK to install when he was there??!

This is what Josie thinks . . .

Is there a squirrel? Did you see a squirrel? Was that a squirrel? Where are all the squirrels? Have you got a squirrel? Did you hear that squirrel? . . .

Janet! Surely with an inner dialogue like that, Josie must be keeping squirrels at bay and saving your screens!

So....speaking of 'roids, Jack is starting a very mild corticosteroid nasal spray for his chronic rhinitus. I'm not completely comfortable with this, but we'll try it for a week and see if he develops popping deltoids or experiences uncontrollable schoolyard rage..... <_<

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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This is what Josie thinks . . .

Is there a squirrel? Did you see a squirrel? Was that a squirrel? Where are all the squirrels? Have you got a squirrel? Did you hear that squirrel? . . .

Let me out to go check for squirrels . . . Let me in, there weren't any squirrels . . . Let me out to go check for squirrels . . . Let me in, there weren't any squirrels . . .

:lol: :lol: Stinker's thought pattern was not unlike that.......but she wanted things in addition to squirrels.........lizards, romps, adventures, CAR, beach, WALK, car, WALK, BEACH, lizard, and on and on....

Someone else who needs Gravol!

(Susie, Gravol is like Dramamine - - anti-motion-sickness med...

Oh. how disappointing, doesn't sound like it can wake me up for tonight's outing. :huh:

Um......that stuff for Jack's nose - - I do spray something up my nose occasionally for allergies - forgot what in hell it's called - and don't seem to experience any problems..........alas, I use it about 3 - 4 times a year, not daily.......

tom Contributor
tom
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:lol: doggiethoughts :lol:

<too long to catch up ya lunatics!!!!!>

Was out at Farmer's Mkt 3 blocks away - its 2nd wk back.

Bah got so tired & back KILLin me :angry:

But relaxing & chuckling & snickering & ell-oh-elling here is good panaceacal :o 1st step.

<words like rectory> :lol:

& assorted emotistacks

:lol:

:)

;)

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Panaceal?

tom Contributor
tom
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For some reason I felt the urge to google "words that sound dirty but aren't"

There's a good stupid joke w/ the line "acute angina". :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Whoa...........Patti, that yummy young plumber pulled out a BALLCOCK to install when he was there??!

Why yes indeedie--he did! :lol:

I also use a steroid nasal spray--Nasacort--when needed. Also used Flonase--been usin 'em for years. My opinion is that they're better than systemic meds for regular use. ;)

There's a good stupid joke w/ the line "acute angina". :lol:

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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There's a good stupid joke w/ the line "acute angina". :lol:

Yes.....scanning memory banks....acute angina......

Young Southern belle responds to Dr.'s comment - -"Why, thank you, Doctah!"

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I don
jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Now the big HAHA in class is Homozygous :lol:

:lol:

Welcome to Sillyville Lisa! Why do I get the feeling that we must remind you of your middle schoolers? :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Now the big HAHA in class is Homozygous :lol:

Lisa

Well suuuuurrrreeee . . . just add that to the list with the other dirty-word-wanna-bes that Bev googled for us.

Welcome to the silly thread, Lisa. I hope you'll stick around.

Everybody, this is Lisa, a fellow Indianaian . . . I never did care for the term Hoosier. Now everybody be nice (Emily, this means you) and try not to scare her away. Misty only lasted one posting; let's see if we can do better.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Lisa!!! You MUST stay on here for ONE MORE POST......You're poised for a big flipover - - and you can't believe what happens around here when you hit a hundred mark!! Wild, incredible things....Fate must have brought you here on your 99th post, I tell ya.... :rolleyes::lol:

Welcome to the insanity!

Whoa.......having to draw homozygous? I can barely pronounce it, or imagine how it takes place....

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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There's a good stupid joke w/ the line "acute angina". :lol:

I seem to remember one I heard about twenty years ago from my boss at the time.

A young man was considering marriage and was talking with his girl friend's father about it.

He says, "I'm in love with your daughter, and want to ask for her hand in marriage."

Her father says, "I feel that I must tell you that my daughter has acute angina."

He says, "Oh good, 'cuz she has no tits at all!" :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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He says, "Oh good, 'cuz she has no tits at all!" :ph34r:

:lol::lol: King Peter!!

Mornin' all!

Busy day today - - The Ripper's first baseball game of the season this morning, then out to see you-know-who this afternoon! Stay tuned.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Busy day today - - The Ripper's first baseball game of the season this morning, then out to see you-know-who this afternoon! Stay tuned.....

How exciting!!!! Do we know her name?? I may have missed it as I breezed through the posts to catch up. Good luck to the Ripper. I tried to suggest to my son's baseball team to use nicknames on their jersey's instead of their names . . . just for phun . . . got no takers, harrruuummmph. The Ripper would be a great nickname for the back of a jersey!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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How exciting!!!! Do we know her name?? I may have missed it as I breezed through the posts to catch up. Good luck to the Ripper. I tried to suggest to my son's baseball team to use nicknames on their jersey's instead of their names . . . just for phun . . . got no takers, harrruuummmph. The Ripper would be a great nickname for the back of a jersey!!

Well....her name right now is Chelsea, and I would never change a year-old dog's name to something totally different, as I could see that being pretty confusing, but my niece is Chelsea, she's around a lot, and it's so much a "human" name, somehow, for me. I'd like to alter it a little, perhaps to Elsie, which is a great old Scotish derivitive of Elizabeth. We'll see...nothing's definite, yet.....gotta met her first and introduce her to our goofball....

:lol::lol: The Ripper on a jersey! This is great, as Jack has finally gotten the hang of a proper bat swing, and he ended up rippin' a couple out into centRE this morning. Needs to REALLY work on his defensive skills, however.....could be a long season, there.... :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Delila went to Lyle pretty easily. I had been calling her Lyla, now I call him Lylie. (Actually mostly I call both of them Big Boy, I think it's the tone in your voice, not the actual word, unless, of course, the word is treat)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Homozygous. :lol:

Hi Lisa, yeah, stick around for more than one post so that we all don't feel so.......weird. :lol:

He says, "Oh good, 'cuz she has no tits at all!" :ph34r:

:lol: excellent

Delila went to Lyle pretty easily. I had been calling her Lyla, now I call him Lylie. (Actually mostly I call both of them Big Boy, I think it's the tone in your voice, not the actual word, unless, of course, the word is treat)

:blink: :blink: Um.......I"m confused about this.......Lyle/Delila? I do seem to vaguely recall, in annals of dingo brain.....some gender confusion but.....it's all blurry..........

Happy Saturday sillies...........'tis a lovely spring day and Kissey is at some heinous golf tournament.......

EM!!!!!!!!! yer av!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: (but - Annie IS the cutest - 'tis a fact ;) )

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Well suuuuurrrreeee . . . just add that to the list with the other dirty-word-wanna-bes that Bev googled for us.

Welcome to the silly thread, Lisa. I hope you'll stick around.

Everybody, this is Lisa, a fellow Indianaian . . . I never did care for the term Hoosier. Now everybody be nice (Emily, this means you) and try not to scare her away. Misty only lasted one posting; let's see if we can do better.

Considering where I work, surely you don't think I scare easily :P I have a feeling I'll feel right at home!!!! Sooo.... If this is my big day....do I get a party....or 100 Twinkies shoved down my throat?

BTW, looks like I need to have an avatar of my pets. I have a beautiful shepherd-chow mix named Zeus. Don't let the name fool you...he's the biggest wus you've ever seen. Among other things, he is scared to death of football games on TV b/c everybody gets excited and yells. As soon as he hears the pre-game commentators, he starts panting and goes into hiding :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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! Sooo.... If this is my big day....do I get a party....or 100 Twinkies shoved down my throat?

Oh wow! I just got a mental picture of a bunch of sillyaks wearing rubber gloves trying to unwrap 100 twinkies :lol::lol::lol:

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