The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

HI SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you mean . . . Hi Skaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

oh you silly silly bundts!!!!!!!!!!

Hi me Sillies

I'm hard at work painting,

Hope ya'll are having a nice weekend--the Canadian 3-day!!!!Yeah! Happy V's birthday to you guys up there.

I see Bevvie and Ryan checked in! This computer is so freaking slow This morning I gave up trying to connect--sat here for 10 minutes and couldn't even access my email.

Patti- Come back to us!!!!!!!!!!! PUHLEAZZZZZEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Canadian 3 -day- hmm...that sounds like an endurance sport.......or 3 days of (oops, sorry, mind in the gutter) something wif a good looking Candian hockey players. "Sorry girls, I need to rest up. I've got my Canadian 3 day coming this weekend"

Been working out in the yard a bit this morning. It was suppose to rain this afternoon so of course it's sunny and blue skies.

When I first read this, I pictured Janet pumping iron like her backyard was Venice Beach

Janet, I believe I know this Glidden coloUr of that neighboUr dog of your'n that stopped by - it's called Border Collie Hybrid Confusion.

:lol:

Parti ColoUr Poodles! 'Tis another band name, perhaps an opener for the BadAss Snow Poodles, and it can be a theme night at a club (obviously Poodle Night, or - clearly leading into another band name, Obvious Poodle Night..... ).

Am getting liposuction and a boob job on Monday.

All I can say to this, my dear Susie is (the Gutter Wig part too)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Boob job, eh? I'm getting a butt lift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Don't you mean . . . Hi Skaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Opps - my bad - -

HI SKAUGHHHHHHHKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the second K is silent)

oh you silly silly bundts!!!!!!!!!!

The Canadian 3 -day- hmm...that sounds like an endurance sport.......or 3 days of (oops, sorry, mind in the gutter) something wif a good looking Candian hockey players. "Sorry girls, I need to rest up. I've got my Canadian 3 day coming this weekend"

When I first read this, I pictured Janet pumping iron like her backyard was Venice Beach

:lol:

SILLY BUNDTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to say, Bev is somehow phunnier when she doesn't feel well. Well - of course Bevvy - yer funny all the time but - - you are MADDER even when you feel bad.

and speaking of that, I am feeling inordinately phunny today, don't know why, cleaning the house and left alone w/ my dingo thoughts (listening to music at least), and chortling to self at own thoughts.

Oh yeah - along wif my boob job/tummy lipo, I'm having my eyes done (upper lid lift) and......a chemical peel and hair extensions also. I'm not telling Kissey, will just see if he notices anything different.

:mrchow:

[Mtndog]

Speaking of hybrid confusion, they've REALLY done it this tome. Every celiac's nightmare:

Open Original Shared Link

Be sure to turn up your volume :lol:

So now we have

cockapoos (if I was a dog, I would NOT be happy to be one of these!)

maltipoos

Labradoodles

Bordermans (you know- all the energy of a border collie with the strength of a Doberman)

Pooachows

Dingopoos

Olde English Sheeppoos

I think they are also working on catapoos (catapults?)

As long as they don't turn out Bernese Mountain Poos!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

SILLY BUNDTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to say, Bev is somehow phunnier when she doesn't feel well. Well - of course Bevvy - yer funny all the time but - - you are MADDER even when you feel bad.

and speaking of that, I am feeling inordinately phunny today, don't know why, cleaning the house and left alone w/ my dingo thoughts (listening to music at least), and chortling to self at own thoughts.

Oh yeah - along wif my boob job/tummy lipo, I'm having my eyes done (upper lid lift) and......a chemical peel and hair extensions also. I'm not telling Kissey, will just see if he notices anything different.

:mrchow:

:lol: I have to admit- I was just cracking myself up- you are delirious from the heat- me giddy from tranquilizers (like enough to sedate an elephant :P)

I think I have to laugh cause otherwise this would NOT be worth it.

[DingoGirl]

So now we have

cockapoos (if I was a dog, I would NOT be happy to be one of these!)

maltipoos

Labradoodles

Bordermans (you know- all the energy of a border collie with the strength of a Doberman)

Pooachows

Dingopoos

Olde English Sheeppoos

I think they are also working on catapoos (catapults?)

As long as they don't turn out Bernese Mountain Poos!!!!!!!!!!!!

DINGO POOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bernese Mountain Poos..........gawd.......... and "Poo-a-CHOW"

all this talk of poos, and now I have to go.........

[psawyer]

OMG - there is a phrequent Anonymous User reading our thread lately - - one obviously too embarasssed to show himself here, be seen phraternizing among the naughty sillies.

HI SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, it is probably me that you have been seeing. I logged in invisibly about a week ago for a specific reason and haven't logged out and back in since. I will reveal myself again after this post.

The day started out cool and wet, but since late morning it has been sunny and a bit warmer than expected. It is rather windy.

[tom]

Hi Weekend Sillies!

the ColoUrs of NatuUre Collection

We have photos of it. The band name from that? Gutter Wig. >

*guffaw* that IS a good one!

<silly bundts!!>

Ugh 103 !?? Slowly cooling back to normal here. Maybe 92 today.

Don't you mean . . . Hi Skaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Actually, it is probably me that you have been seeing. I logged in invisibly about a week ago for a specific reason and haven't logged out and back in since. I will reveal myself again after this post.

Oh harrumph, that's no phun at all. It was one of our own. Um.....can I still pretend it was Skaught?

:lol:

but wait - clearly there is subterfuge goign on here........why was Poeghter logged in anonymously?

More dingo thoughts to ponder. :lol: I am so phunny that I feel drunk today.

[Jestgar]

hmm, reasons for logging in secretly. Couldn't be posts, they show up anyway.

What would you have to catch in the act?

flashers?

Is Tom posting naked again?

[elye]

HI SKAUGHHHHHHHKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the second K is silent)

Oh! Isn't Scott Welsh?

Wskhauoggwwyhhwwghywyykhht.......

King Peter!! Why are you signing in sereptitiously? What's going on at the upper end of the royal command chain? Are you collecting...information?....about us? Planning on proclaiming some new edicts that we may find...unfavoUrable? What does this MEAN????.....

[psawyer]

Okay, I will share the reason for the anonymous login. I am a fan of the original Star Trek and always wanted to try the famous Romulan cloaking device. This is as close as I have been able to get.

As a moderator, I wanted to look into a member's activities without disclosing my presence. When you view a member's profile, your own identity is recorded in their profile for all to see--unless you are anonymous. An anonymous member can follow links from a thread to the profiles of the posters, and from there to their other posts in other threads, without leaving a trail.

I am not the only person to visit Sillyville this way. There have been times when I have observed an anonymous member and it wasn't me. I have an idea who it is, but I'm not telling. (It's not Scott.)

[elye]

As a moderator, I wanted to look into a member's activities without disclosing my presence. When you view a member's profile, your own identity is recorded in their profile for all to see--unless you are anonymous. An anonymous member can follow links from a thread to the profiles of the posters, and from there to their other posts in other threads, without leaving a trail.

OMG......True clandestine, cloak-and-dagger activity!! King Peter The Watchful....Incredible how this is all like some secretive task force, moderators slipping in and out of "anonymous" identities to gain untrackable access to member profiles....

....and you never leave a trail........

I am not the only person to visit Sillyville this way. There have been times when I have observed an anonymous member and it wasn't me. I have an idea who it is, but I'm not telling. (It's not Scott.)

HEY!!! Don't we have rights as Sillyville citizens? Isn't there an Access to Information Edict? King Peter The Secretive.....

Who's this anonymous visitor?

Mr. Chow??

My Dad?!

[Darn210]

Actually, it is probably me that you have been seeing. I logged in invisibly about a week ago for a specific reason and haven't logged out and back in since. I will reveal myself again after this post.

As a moderator, I wanted to look into a member's activities without disclosing my presence. When you view a member's profile, your own identity is recorded in their profile for all to see--unless you are anonymous. An anonymous member can follow links from a thread to the profiles of the posters, and from there to their other posts in other threads, without leaving a trail

Nope. Not buyin' it. . . 'tis surely Pschawght and Peatur is just covering for him . . . probably one of those moderator duties that Bevurlee was refusing to do!!!!

[Jestgar]

Pschawght

:lol:

Took me a minute

[Jestgar]

And I have a question for the Oracle:

Why does my cat only want to sit on my lap when I'm going potty?

[jerseyangel]

Don't you mean . . . Hi Skaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I am feeling inordinately phunny today, don't know why, cleaning the house and left alone w/ my dingo thoughts (listening to music at least), and chortling to self at own thoughts.

Whatever the reason, this is good to hear!

all this talk of poos, and now I have to go.........

Actually, it is probably me that you have been seeing. I logged in invisibly about a week ago for a specific reason and haven't logged out and back in since. I will reveal myself again after this post.

M-m-m-m.....this is going to drive me nuts, wondering who PeOter is following......cloak and dagger stuff for sure

[psawyer]

Why does my cat only want to sit on my lap when I'm going potty?

Good grief! That is very strange. I have no idea.

Perhaps bare skin is an attraction. Maybe you should try sitting nekkid in an ordinary chair, and report back to us?

Cats are such mysterious creatures at times.

[DingoGirl]

I am not the only person to visit Sillyville this way. There have been times when I have observed an anonymous member and it wasn't me. I have an idea who it is, but I'm not telling. (It's not Scott.)

I have done it before, a few months ago. Alas, my reasons are different......I"ll tell the troof, though. I was in a severe - but thankfully short-lived - depression - and I wanted to read but didn't want to play.

Nope. Not buyin' it. . . 'tis surely Pschawght and Peatur is just covering for him . . . probably one of those moderator duties that Bevurlee was refusing to do!!!!

:lol: Bevurlee. I think you did leave out a few letters though - real spelling is Boeghvurleigh.

Pschawght :lol:

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Took me a minute

*snort*

M-m-m-m.....this is going to drive me nuts, wondering who PeOter is following......cloak and dagger stuff for sure

We must send a spiegh to spoegh on our Spye.

possible reasons to spye on a poster:

1. Poster WAS in fact known to be posting nekkid

2. Poeter is recruiting for silly thread

3. Poster is KNOWN to be eating gluten-y delights - esp. those fffffffrench dip sandwiches from that evil show.

4. Peter is feeling too much pressure as Oracle, had panic attack trying to figure out why Jess's kitty pees on her lap sits on her lap whilst she pees, is looking for replacement.

got nowt else. Oh, except I DO know why I'm fun and funny today, 'tis Saturday, I'm better on weekends as have reprieve from evil job search.

Back to silly.

[DingoGirl]

Perhaps bare skin is an attraction. Maybe you should try sitting nekkid in an ordinary chair, and report back to us?

:lol: dat is funny!

THERE"S SARAH!!!!!!!!!

[Darn210]

I have done it before, a few months ago. Alas, my reasons are different......I"ll tell the troof, though. I was in a severe - but thankfully short-lived - depression - and I wanted to read but didn't want to play.

I've done it too . . . when I want to read but can't post. I usually can't post when I'm stressed out . . . probably when I should be posting, just to calm my nerves.

We must send a spiegh to spoegh on our Spye.

. . . . . .

Perhaps bare skin is an attraction. Maybe you should try sitting nekkid in an ordinary chair, and report back to us?

:lol: dat is funny!

I concur!!!

[Ridgewalker]

And I have a question for the Oracle:

Why does my cat only want to sit on my lap when I'm going potty?

And why does my dog start barking as soon as I start talking on the phone?

I can't even begin to think how you'd describe Lilo by mashing together breed names. I know she's got German Shepherd in her... I'm almost positive her mother was part Rottweiler... She has some Chow, because she has black blotches all over her tongue... and she's the strongest dog I've ever met. She routinely breaks collars and leashes. She's not huge, but she's like a doggy Superman.

Btw, Ezra's doing better. His leg doesn't look normal yet, but much better.

I FINALLY found a fiber supplement for Lucas. My criteria: it had to not be a nasty powder, not be expensive, had to have a recommended children's dosage, and had to be stated as gluten-free. Settled on FiberChoice chewables. Now on the hunt for a pro-biotic that also fits the above criteria.

Seems like I've been spending a lot of time in the supplement aisle... We just found out Brian's cholesterol is really high. And the good cholesterol is really low. Our doc put him on Fish Oil caps and CoQ10... and a low cholesterol diet. He's starting it Monday. (shudder) Gonna be interesting.

Another btw... Jess, is it my imagination, or do you neatly side-step mentioning exactly what it is you do? You're up there on that island engineering dinosaurs, aren't you???

[Darn210]

Another btw... Jess, is it my imagination, or do you neatly side-step mentioning exactly what it is you do? You're up there on that island engineering dinosaurs, aren't you???

No, No, No . . . been there . . . done that . . . made a couple of movies about it. No, Jess is working on a secret formula for decloaking Romulan Starships . . . thus ferreting out, who Opeter has been stalking.

[Jestgar]

Our lab studies the genetics of inflammation. Some studies with blood from volunteers. My studies are using cell lines from families. I do a combination of cell culture, gene expression, and genetic studies (all those nasty statistics).

I'd invite you-all to google me, but I'm not that kind of a girl.

[elye]

I've done it too . . . when I want to read but can't post. I usually can't post when I'm stressed out . . . probably when I should be posting, just to calm my nerves.

OMG.....it has never occurred to me to do this - - come in anonymously. Why is this? I suppose I just don't care if everyone knows I'm on here. Perhaps I should....I certainly never worry that someone sees my name, then it disappears without a post from me, and they think, "MYGAWDD!!! What on earth's happened??! Em's here...and GONE!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!! IS SHE OKAY??" Like, you guys don't do that......

Right?

And why does my dog start barking as soon as I start talking on the phone?

I think that's Harriet's law....

Peter, why do all of my animals follow me into the bathroom and stand there staring when I pee? I like your explanaton about skin contact with the cats....this one's trickier.....

... I'm almost positive her mother was part Rottweiler... She has some Chow, because she has black blotches all over her tongue...

AHHH!!!! MORE CHOW!!!!

This has something to do with the secret member that Peter is clandestinely chasing through various threads...I can just feel it. Perhaps it's a code word...chow.....hmmmm.

Celiacs HarboUring Old Women?

Carla Has Our...Word? Worms?

...Carla hasn't been here in a while....at least, we don't think she has........

Sarah! Good news about Ez's leg! And it sounds like you've got the right approach to Brian's high cholesterol....

I'd invite you-all to google me, but I'm not that kind of a girl.

As I'm sure we've all learned, sometimes it's just more satisfying to google oneself.