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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Actually, I've referenced Ptaoughmhmn elsewhere two or three times, and used our special Psilly Pspelling. Imagine what others were thinking whilst reading my post.. .. ."Wow - - which member is THIS? Must be from Latvia or Iceland". And then trying to figure out how his name would be pronounced..... :lol::lol:

Ta-hmm-hmm-n

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Actually, I've referenced Ptaoughmhmn elsewhere two or three times, and used our special Psilly Pspelling. Imagine what others were thinking whilst reading my post.. .. ."Wow - - which member is THIS? Must be from Latvia or Iceland". And then trying to figure out how his name would be pronounced..... :lol::lol:

:lol: Gawd! The readers of these threads of which you speak must be the ones we see listed as reading and then are never heard from again....they come to see what we're all about, and then back slowly away :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I also wash my hair BEFORE going to the hairdresser's :huh:

...but HOLY SKANKY HEADS!!!...I worked in a hairdressers for 4 yrs and you would be AMAZED at the sheer unashamed RANKNESS of heads of which people would expect you to touch !!!!!!!! :o:o :vomitface:

:mellow: :vomitface: OMG - this makes me feel queasy.....I ALWAYS wash my hair before going to the sah-lon.........gads.............AND clean my house before cleaners come (not that I can afford them any more)......remove polish and scrub toes before the very rare professional pedicure.....gads......

I'd love to see some of your originals, Soozie :D I quite fancy sparkly things....

Yes, women and magpies.........same thing..... :lol:

I'm going to photograph some fings and maybe put them on etsy........dunno what and when though....blasted, blinding headache today, no idea why or from whence........

Now, I've had to make all these short cuts because I have to spend so much time spelling . . . HTtaughawoughmn's name.

:lol: :lol: good one J

Hold on .... :unsure: ....I think Sarah's become Sal :huh:

Well, where is she? where is our Sal?

SARAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come back..........

Now this is inspired! I referenced him on another thread, and when I typed "Tom", it felt odd after all this time

You can take the girl out of Sillyville, but you can't take.....well you know :P

:lol: Tom - how weird :lol:

Actually, I've referenced Ptaoughmhmn elsewhere two or three times, and used our special Psilly Pspelling. Imagine what others were thinking whilst reading my post.. .. ."Wow - - which member is THIS? Must be from Latvia or Iceland". And then trying to figure out how his name would be pronounced.....

Gawd! The readers of these threads of which you speak must be the ones we see listed as reading and then are never heard from again....they come to see what we're all about, and then back slowly away :lol:

:lol: 'tis our specialty, subtly scaring them off......

elye Community Regular
elye
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...they come to see what we're all about, and then back slowly away :lol:

Oh, I dunno, Patti - - I suspect the majority make a sudden, blistering break for it - -screaming and kickin' up major dust.... :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Hello, Sillies,

Another beautiful afternoon, and I'm out on the deck with three furry friends (Tuppence is inside for some reason).

And where is Sarah? I speak of Silly Sarah--I know where our wayward employee Sarah is. That Sarah is due August 2.

They must be working Amanda hard. She has gone more than 24 hours without posting, although I did see her lurking earlier while I was also lurking. ;)

Nothing else to add for now.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay...I've got another query from The Ripper. This one is FASCINATING!

Just imagine:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. For whom would you vote ?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

After everyone has chosen, I'll report the last part of this exercise that Jack gave me. He's keeps me thinking, this kid.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Pat *giggle* don't be scared.........embrace it :lol:

:lol: :lol: saw this post again, and for some reason I read this, whilst looking at Nik's av, and saw piggle.

Not so strange, really, as Lauren calls me Piggle, Pizzle (who knows what this is? raise yer hands! i'm quite sure pOeter knows) and other variations.......Pig Bomb, Piggie, Piglet, etc.

OMG. Em, this is clearly a trick question posed by the Ripper, so, I'll just cast my vote at this time for the whiskey drinking opium user who sleeps til noon. :blink::lol:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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must be working Amanda hard. She has gone more than 24 hours without posting, although I did see her lurking earlier while I was also lurking. ;)

I was working myself hard. I am off tomorrow......I took a day to myself to escape the work stress. I wanted to get everything I could cleaned up!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I'm going with B. At least he's well rested.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I pick A.

Don't ask me why....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I pick A.

Don't ask me why....

Why?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I, too, feel this is a trick question . . . we are OBVIOUSLY suppose to pick C. So I will pick C so we know what it means if you pick C . . . out of the other two, I prefer B as it appears he doesn't start drinking until the end of the day.

tom Contributor
tom
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Ok Em . .. .I'm not sure I trust vegetarians, but I'll bite & take C, knowing the Ripper will trick me somehow.

Not so strange, really, as Lauren calls me Piggle, Pizzle (who knows what this is? raise yer hands! i'm quite sure pOeter knows)

What??? A what made from a WHAT????????

Open Original Shared Link

<hmmm one vowel switch from that part in a plumber's inventory?>

~alex~ Explorer
~alex~
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Yes, where IS Alex :unsure:

I'm here! I guess it's been awhile since I last posted, eh? Didn't realize I'd been away so long. Some of the non-Sillyville posts have been getting on my nerves lately and I've been rather irritable and easily annoyed of late so I took a leave of absence to spare you all from my pissy attitude. Basically, I could use a good smack on the head ;) .

Okay...I've got another query from The Ripper. This one is FASCINATING!

I pick B, cuz it seems like he's someone who could hold his own in any kind of world leaders disagreement. And at least he drinks in the evening, not while in office.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Ah! Shakespeare used a pizzle in his imagery now and then...definitely in Henry IV, Love's Labour's Lost.... ..

Wonder if they make slings for these things... ..

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay, Okay......

We all know these candidates.....

A. Franklin D. Roosevelt

B. Sir Winston Churchill

C. Adolf Hitler

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Why?

Cute, Jan.... :P

I'm here! I guess it's been awhile since I last posted, eh? Didn't realize I'd been away so long. Some of the non-Sillyville posts have been getting on my nerves lately and I've been rather irritable and easily annoyed of late so I took a leave of absence to spare you all from my pissy attitude. Basically, I could use a good smack on the head ;) .

Hi Alex--sorry that you've been feeling pissy and all....I get that way sometimes, too. Hope you are feeling better and sillier now :)

Wonder if they make slings for these things... ..

:lol:

Okay, Okay......

We all know these candidates.....

A. Franklin D. Roosevelt

B. Sir Winston Churchill

C. Adolf Hitler

The Ripper strikes again! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Some of the non-Sillyville posts have been getting on my nerves lately . . .

OHHHHHH . . . I HEAR ya in that one!!! I've got a couple of favoUrite posters that usually annoy me and what do I do? . . . I almost always go read what they say so that I can tell my self "I knew they were going to say that!!!" and be all annoyed again.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Guess what? I just averted a potential gluten disaster :o

I was thawing some pork chops in the microwave, planning to top with veggies and some salt-free stewed tomatoes. I was chopping the veggies, and re-read the can....I missed this in the store--natural flavors :o:o

It's a store brand, so I checked on-line and it was not on the gluten free list....called CS, but the poor guy who answered was clueless. He offered to put through "an inquiry", but I was in the middle of making dinner <_<

So....I scrapped the original plan, froze the veggies and am going with baked chops with roasted potatoes.

That was a close one :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Okay, Okay......

We all know these candidates.....

A. Franklin D. Roosevelt

B. Sir Winston Churchill

C. Adolf Hitler

BAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! He's a crafty one, that Ripper!!!!

I knew C was too good!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
I've got a couple of favoUrite posters that usually annoy me and what do I do? . . . I almost always go read what they say so that I can tell my self "I knew they were going to say that!!!" and be all annoyed again.

I do that too :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
What??? A what made from a WHAT????????

They are also dog treats. We sell them. The treats are also known as bullwrinkles, and as steer sticks. Full size they are almost 30 inches, but are popular when cut into 12- 8- or 5-inch pieces.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh, and here is some doggie news . . .

I took Josie for her annual check-up/vaccination and what do they find?????? Her knee cap is popping in and out of place. I hadn't noticed any problems when she runs so for the moment, no action needed. However, if (and I think this is more likely when) she does start having issues, she's going to need surgery. Now does anybody else here feel like this is somehow Emily's fault???!!!??? <_<:lol: Baaahhhh!!!!! It's a good thing she's so cute!!!! (I'm talking about Josie, not Emily). ;):lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The treats are also known as bullwrinkles, and as steer sticks.

Ouch :o

Oh, and here is some doggie news . . .

Poor Josie :( Hope she continues to do ok with her knee.

elye Community Regular
elye
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OHHHHHH . . . I HEAR ya in that one!!! I've got a couple of favoUrite posters that usually annoy me and what do I do? . . . I almost always go read what they say so that I can tell my self "I knew they were going to say that!!!" and be all annoyed again.

Well.......if ya want them to just....you know.....disappear... . . .. lemme know.....

:lol:

BAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! He's a crafty one, that Ripper!!!!

I knew C was too good!!!

Amazing, eh?... ..sounds like the resume of a superb leader.. ..(((shudder)))).....

They are also dog treats. We sell them. The treats are also known as bullwrinkles, and as steer sticks. Full size they are almost 30 inches, but are popular when cut into 12- 8- or 5-inch pieces.

Mygawd...I've heard of pigs' ears being sold as doggie treats, and hooves - - but bulls' penii??! Wow. Well, waste not, want not....

However, if (and I think this is more likely when) she does start having issues, she's going to need surgery. Now does anybody else here feel like this is somehow Emily's fault???!!!??? <_<:lol: Baaahhhh!!!!! It's a good thing she's so cute!!!! (I'm talking about Josie, not Emily). ;)

Nope, I'm not cute. But I got great knees...... <_<:rolleyes:

Poor wittle Josie! keep an eye on her, Janet...I've heard that veterenairy knee/hip surgery that is done before things get bad is considerably less involved (read: cheaper)....

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