The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Green12]

Happy Monday Sillies!!

Too much maths going on here, my eyes, MY EYES!!! And my wee brain, can't take it

Emily, you are my inspiration!! And the Ripper too, I hope to be doing 5k's by this time next year! We have so many great events throughout the year, the Susan G Komen for sure and then the Alzheimers one that I walk in. I would like to run it though next year.

Nikki's avatar the Kisseys!!!!!

June Bat

Piggy Bug

[Mtndog]

Help- I'm going to get lost in a vortex...........I'm over 100 posts behind. Do I hafta go back? Susie- will you send the dingo if I get lost?

Wanted to poop in and say hello but realized I am in BIG TROUBLE cuz I ain't kept up. Hope everyone is not just OK, but SILLY!!!!!!!!

OK- going back :ph34r:

[elye]

OMG, yes, Susie's wing span! Like something out of a naughty magazine....or a circus sideshow, perhaps....

Jury duty for Amanda..... . ..you did not come across as insanely as we coached, now, did you? No twitching, grunting, sweating and screaming things about being Jesus Christ.... . .you may still be able to do this - - perhaps when they lead the defendant into the cortroom, you can shout some things about your undying love for him/her, er sumfin'.... .. .they'll be scrambling to install a replacement, and you'll be free!!

[Mtndog]

OK- here's my 100+ post summary:

Yeti fecal matter has healing powers- gotta get me a PERSONAL yeti!!!!!!!! Ptaughm- please send the one in your av to me TOOT SUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susie's avatar is so pretty- happy Kisseys!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Cod piece????? yucky toe nail clippings!!!!!!!!!! Ewwww....thank God I am not a pedicurist. I would vom-it!HOLY SKANKYHEADS is right!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom does NOT trust vegetarians :lol: The Ripper (the Rip now?) struck again!

jan thinks the it's Em's fault that her dog's knee is out of whack

Annie had a PIZZLE envounter

Siouxie had a turret? Tourette's?

Julie- Say it isn't so!!!!!!!! Allergic to cocoa NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

OK- I give up- too tired..........

[jerseyangel]

OK- here's my 100+ post summary:

Sillie in a nutshell

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you

[Jestgar]

OK- here's my 100+ post summary:

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

[nikki-uk]

OK- going back :ph34r:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

Sillie in a nutshell

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you

I was just thinking I missed you guys too!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Where's Alex? I think that she would like the expression we Yanks use for where Kurt and I were this weekend- we went Down East. it means the coast of Maine which is actually Northeast (up not down). It was beautiferous!!!!!!!!!!! And gluten-free!!!! well, I mean, not the whole region

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

:lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you

Yes, me too, Bev!!! We all have..... How are you faring? Very impressive, yer multi-page recap - - Coles Notes for Sillyville... .. .

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

Omg - - Jess has thrown down the gauntlet...... .. . .I'll need more time than I have right now to iambically pentametrize a Psilly Psynopsis....be back wif dat......

Betcha jus' cannot stand to wait, eh?

[Mtndog]

Sillie in a nutshell

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you

I was just thinking I missed you guys too!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Where's Alex? I think that she would like the expression we Yanks use for where Kurt and I were this weekend- we went Down East. it means the coast of Maine which is actually Northeast (up not down). It was beautiferous!!!!!!!!!!! And gluten-free!!!! well, I mean, not the whole region

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

:lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

[Mtndog]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm here- my computer crashed while I was trying to post this:

Sillie in a nutshell

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you

I was just thinking I missed you guys too!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Where's Alex? I think that she would like the expression we Yanks use for where Kurt and I were this weekend- we went Down East. it means the coast of Maine which is actually Northeast (up not down). It was beautiferous!!!!!!!!!!! And gluten-free!!!! well, I mean, not the whole region

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

:lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

:lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

:lol: Fabulous! Your parents' college money was clearly not wasted

[DingoGirl]

Across the pond, I believe this maneuver is called the "Piggy-Bat".

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh :lol: Yes but 'tis not where I learnt it..............

NICOLA! mind yer tootsies today girl........and OMG, I didn't know you could drink on the tube.... Such debauchery.....

Nikki...........now that I ponder this, I remember getting on at Camden Town and sharing the car with a loud, wanton woman, wild, curly hair flying about, dancing on the seats, blistered feet causing her to swear like a trucker.... .. .

Could it have been?.... ... ..

:lol:

Nikki's avatar the Kisseys!!!!!

June Bat

Piggy Bug

*snort* it's all good........anything that allows me to jump on Kissey's back and torture him a bit

Help- I'm going to get lost in a vortex...........I'm over 100 posts behind. Do I hafta go back? Susie- will you send the dingo if I get lost?

Oh yes, Bevvy, I'll send the dingo.....problem is, I'll have to come wif her. Li'l Weezee does not leave my side.......'tis true........won't do a thing without my bidding. So - we're a packaged set.

Love yer 100 post summary

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

OMG excellent - Pizzle Haiku

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens

!

:lol: :lol: OMG OMG OMG - this is Bev w/ Lyme Brain????????????????? good gawd......hate to see her at full speed..............simply outstanding, Bevvy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too tired to contribute, sillies..........was quite wound up before bed last night - got my cell phone and was texting Kissey from bed while he was taking an exam in living room........phunniest thing ever (I send about - five texts PER YEAR - am not a texter).............laughed my fool head off and got hyper and over-excited - was up half the night and told him - "don't you know never to get small children adn Dingo Girls too riled up before bedtime??????????? Can't calm down!!!!!"

so - tired today and it's Monday - - got naught - - no mojo - - I won't see my mojo again until thursday - 'tis the way it is..................

but OMG - the prose - - so witty, can't keep up, ha ha!

[psawyer]

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that.

[jerseyangel]

Pizzle Haiku

Or I should say

We gotta rev up that mojo of yourn, Souczie

[jerseyangel]

How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that.

I know--I was just thinking the same thing after getting rid of several of them

[jerseyangel]

*snort* it's all good........anything that allows me to jump on Kissey's back and torture him a bit

Just thinking that if I did this to Mark, I'd give him (another) hernia

I just cracked meself up

[DingoGirl]

How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that.

I sent him a pm - - "YOU EVIL MORONIC IDIOT LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was it - just in the header

We gotta rev up that mojo of yourn, Souczie

Excellent spelling, Pah-teigh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just thinking that if I did this to Mark, I'd give him (another) hernia

I just cracked meself up

:lol: try it and see, you never know! *snort* what would Mark think, if you just jumped him?

[blueeyedmanda]

Obviously, this spammer must have nothing better to do today than to tell us about "pizzle enhancers????" Sounds like a personal problem to me!

[jerseyangel]

I sent him a pm - - "YOU EVIL MORONIC IDIOT LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was it - just in the header

That outta fix him

A persistant little bugger, I'll give him that

[elye]

Okay, okay.... .. .got two minutes, here, so I can write:

The subway's full of drunks in London Town,

Do watch your back, David, you're goin' down.....

Pink things prevail - -the tongue of Mr. Chow,

And piggy, and Nikki's blisters....yeeeOW!

The treadmill whirs away at Julie's place,

Amanda's sane enough for that court case,

King Peter keeps the naughty spam at bay,

"All members can be twice as big TODAY!".......

[nikki-uk]

:lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

OMGaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bev with Lyme = Linguistic genius

Bev withOUT Lyme brain = I'm scared

GADS!! It's good to have you back!!

How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that.

missed ALL the phun !!!

I sent him a pm - - "YOU EVIL MORONIC IDIOT LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was it - just in the header

WHAAAaaaaat??????????

You sent Kissey a text calling him whaaat??? .......oh wait 'that' was to the Pizzle Enhanced Spammer (PES)

:lol: try it and see, you never know! *snort* what would Mark think, if you just jumped him?

Tried it on Tel today

He said (and I quote) ''Get the f*

[jerseyangel]

Bravo, Emily! I've been waiting all afternoon with bated breath

[jerseyangel]

missed ALL the phun !!!

You got to hear PeOter say "manly appendage"

Sorry 'bout your little footsies

[DingoGirl]

hello goofs - -

a drive-by here, have not read the last few........but Gail has insisted I ask Nicola if she knows any single older Lords or Knights or Barons or anything like that, in England, of course.......she is deeply in love wif Nathaniel Parker and wants to know if he's an a$$-cracker..........wants Nik to find her a wealthy, charming, lovely titled older gentleman...........told her I'd get right on that

:lol:

carry on, back to reading.........