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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
YAYYY! Good news, Patteigh. I'm still hanging onto the 4's - but doubt I even SHOULD see that number again.......and know I won't anyway. <_< <stupid absorption> :lol:

I don't think I was ever a size 4! :o

Well, maybe in first grade or sumphin :lol:

I have big bones (seriously) and even when I was at my sickest and lost a lot of weight I was about an 8, maybe a 6 on top.....


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jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd--just noticed the page number!!!!! (thanks Souczie)

psawyer Proficient

Yes, just a few more posts to go. Post number 14986 will begin page 1000, and usher in my successor.

Less than ten to go.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Souczie

Pat's getting more and more imaginative with the spelling of Susie AND....are we all posting just for the sheer hell of it to reach 1000 pgs?? :unsure:

Must adjust my new foot attatchment <_<:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
....are we all posting just for the sheer hell of it to reach 1000 pgs?? :unsure:

of course not...

Jestgar Rising Star

Nik

jerseyangel Proficient
of course not...

Yeah--it's the farthest thing from my mind..... B)


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Coming soon to a Silly near you - The Millenial Monarch!!!!

I keep seeing that topic . . . Food Attachment Issues . . . and keep reading it as Foot Attachment Issues and thinking that Nikki is working out the logistics of her Feet Transplant.

:lol:

Reminds me of the Avid Gardener thread, which I, every time, see as Ava Gardner :lol:

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

myagwd, look at this, we're approaching PAGE ONE THOUSAND and no one's said a thing????????????

:o

:unsure:

:huh:

good Lord.......what is going to happen here, pholks??????? This is just.......momentous, monumental, and HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

You don't suppose we'll be hit w/ collective phluidical malpheasances, do you?

jerseyangel Proficient

So....what's shakin'? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

Really, considering all my plumbing problems, I should step away from this right now :o

elye Community Regular

Hey!! So.... .... .... ...What's the number, now?.... . ..... :huh::huh::huh::):)

psawyer Proficient
Hey!! So.... .... .... ...What's the number, now?.... . ..... :huh::huh::huh::):)

Congratulations, Em! That was the lucky post!

elye Community Regular

OMG!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Congrats, Em! :D Er, I mean Your Highness :P

I saw you posting and figured it would be the one.

What will be your first order of duty? I mean business :lol:

Gawd!

Mtndog Collaborator

All hail HRH Emily- the queen for a new millenium.....under her reign we can expect poetry, courtly love and d%$#@#$ baggery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
You don't suppose we'll be hit w/ collective phluidical malpheasances, do you?

Patteigh!!!!

NO MORE BALLCOCK for you!!!

OMG!!!!

Our new Monarch in shock! :o ...in coloUr!!

All hail Queen Emelina the Canuck

:D:D:D

tom Contributor
Hey!! So.... .... .... ...What's the number, now?.... . ..... :huh::huh::huh::):)

And so it begins!!!!

Congrats Emily on your Millenial Monarchy!!

It's the Rollover Reign!! :P

She's the Kilo-Kween? <_<Grand Poohbah?

jerseyangel Proficient
Patteigh!!!!

NO MORE BALLCOCK for you!!!

You got that right....I've had more than my share of ballcocks as of late :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hurrah for Queen Emily!!!!

Queen willst you be needing the other half of my Phat Brain for your reign???

nikki-uk Enthusiast
my Phat Brain

Potential band name???? :unsure::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Will we all be needing poodle haircuts?

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol::lol:

Yer not gonna believe what my first Official Millenium Monarch Move was:

Mygawd, SO regally hilarious!!

Who, above all else, would be the most overjoyed, the proudest, the HAPPIEST, to know that I slid in as the Millennial Monarch? Well - - I jumped into my car and literally screeched off to Jack's school (it's only five blocks away). I knew they were finishing their outdoor recess, so I went flying around the back to the play yard, grabbed The Ripper by the shoulders and screeched, "I'm Rollover Royalty!! The 1000 Post Queen!!" Jack was, fantastically, only marginally embarrassed - - that's my kid - - and high-fived me, then coaxed the other bewildered children to high-five all around. I think the school board will be having a large celebratory fete for me. :lol::rolleyes:

All hail HRH Emily- the queen for a new millenium.....under her reign we can expect poetry, courtly love and d%$#@#$ baggery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

Does the Silly Regeant get any tax breaks, or a gas allowance, or access to any of those great parking spots designated for diplomats/CEOs/bureaucrats?

Do I always get to go first when playing Password or Scrabble during family game time?

Am I exempt from picking up the dog poop (TWO dogs' worth, maintenant) for the duration of my reign?

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

How happy does this make me to see Sillyville spilling over into our new Queen's "real" life!!! :D So incredibly cool that you ran off to tell Jack--and that he was so excited for you!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Duplicate....have no idea how that happened :unsure:

tom Contributor
:lol::lol::lol:

Yer not gonna believe what my first Official Millenium Monarch Move was:

. . . .

:lol:

Jess - Ljubljana???? I can't read anything on the sign-atar. Found that it's the capital of Slovenia, but I feel like I'm missing out on something.

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