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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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This is where an individual container of Faux Shizzles might just come in handy

:lol: :lol: gawd

I leave for a few hours, we have a pizzle-eating yeti, a urine smuggler, and plenty of QUACKLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I often don't know what's going on in here, but I always manage to drop in on a page with something like this!!!

OMG :lol: :lol: PERFECT!!!!!!!! Hi donna! :)

NO . . . NOT BRAVE . . . NUTS!!!! Who here actually think rubber bands are going to keep urine in a MARGERINE CONTAINER for OraclePete's Sake???!!!!??? Of course the security guard didn't open it . . . it was probably leaking and he could tell it was full of WEE!!!

Going purse shopping tomorrow??

*snooooort* :lol: :lol: You know......the container must have felt slightly........warm when she presented it......but the funniest thing - - she just says "I have some of my urine in this" so matter-of-factly

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Truly, has any silly EVER been viewed, by a hapless stranger, as MORE WACKL than this?????????????? they are probably ALL talking about the wee-toting mad lady at the gallery

:lol: Brilliant, just brilliant

p.s. Em - do you supposed you smelled of wee???????? :unsure:

Um - where is Nicola? is she in the dreaded forumless abyss??????????????

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Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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:lol::lol:

It was soooooo tightly elastic-wrapped, and wedged into my purse, and I was SOOOOO obsessively keeping said purse in exactly the same upright position on my shoulder, that there was no leakage. Yes, leakage would easily explain why the security guy did not open the container. But there was no visible (or feel-able) urine. So this really does beg the question: Why in HELL did he not open it, or at the very least, ask ME to??! This is a huge, tourist-filled government building, ripe fer a bombing, hostage-taking, er sumfin' huge.....

So, anyone who plans on taking down the National Gallery of Canada, or stealing some small, multi-million-dollar artifact that would fit nicely into a margarine container, simply do so and remark to the security staff that you've collected some of your urine in it....should be no problem......

:lol:

Maybe something on your face just said, "Yes, indeed. I am perfectly capable of toting around a container of my own urine. I'm totally comfortable with it." ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Maybe something on your face just said, "Yes, indeed. I am perfectly capable of toting around a container of my own urine. I'm totally comfortable with it." ;)

Yeah--she totally owned it :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Truly, has any silly EVER been viewed, by a hapless stranger, as MORE WACKL than this?????????????? they are probably ALL talking about the wee-toting mad lady at the gallery

I've been pondering this....can you imagine what this security bloke ran off to tell everyone on break? Gawd......"She looked normal, had a bunch of kids trailing behind her....but you'll NEVER guess what was in the li'l container she was cartin' around...." Gaaaaaawwwd.............

p.s. Em - do you supposed you smelled of wee???????? :unsure:

OMG!! I just may have Hasselhoffed at the gallery...... :o:ph34r:

All right, one more adventure that took place at the gallery:

We herded the kids around a group of aboriginal works, and began to discuss the faces on several majestic totem poles that Emily Carr incorporated into one of her big landscapes.

The top face resembled a grimacing lion or bear. The next one down, several kids claimed, seemed like a wolf. Jack insisted that the bottom visage was a bird, probably a hawk. This generated much debate - - Benjamin claimed its beak was too hooked, and was more like an eagle.... . .Jamie said that it looked like a little bird, a sparrow or robin.

So, I suddenly stepped forward and said, "well, I actually think its beak is like a budgie's. Look here", and lifted the bottom of my shirt to show my dark, bird-shaped bruise. :lol:

Once again, I got this classroom stare:

:huh::blink::huh::huh::huh::huh::blink::huh::huh::huh::huh::blink::huh::huh:

But I think it settled the argument..... . .. . Carr's bird face is not very budgie-like, it would seem.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Maybe something on your face just said, "Yes, indeed. I am perfectly capable of toting around a container of my own urine. I'm totally comfortable with it." ;)

Anybody here ever watch "Let's Make a Deal" where at the end, Monty Hall worked the audience for unusual items in their purses??? So, Emily, if anyone ever questions you about toting your urine around with you, you can just tell them that you're preparing yourself for the remake of "Let's Make a Deal"!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Anybody here ever watch "Let's Make a Deal" where at the end, Monty Hall worked the audience for unusual items in their purses??? So, Emily, if anyone ever questions you about toting your urine around with you, you can just tell them that you're preparing yourself for the remake of "Let's Make a Deal"!!

:lol::lol::lol:

I can hear it now....The new Monty Hall, announcing into his mic as he moves throughout the audience, "All RIGHT! Five hundred dollars to the first person who pulls a paper clip out of her purse! ......Okay.....any paper clips?.... Anyone?... . .Anywhere?.. . . .. .. .uh. . . . ...... ..Okay! .. ..um....... . .How about a container of urine?" :o:lol:

Man, I'd be in like flint.....

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Do you own him???????????

Make your pick:Open Original Shared Link

Emily- Perhaps your bruise occurred as a result of the Open Original Shared Link??????

:lol:

I just grabbed a pic from somewhere . .. Bev has the site selling 'em!!!

Sometimes I suspect that I subconsciously orchestrate these situations so that I'll have unbelievable, ridiculous stories to relay to you guys.....

SUBconsciously my arse!!!

:laughingaccuserface:

Mount & Do :lol: (& :lol: throughout)

Gahhhhh SO not caught up. NBA Finals on now.

Em, I don't think I'm seeing Corner Gas in order. Tried looking up episodes once just to see how far along i was & it made no sense.

Aha! Next 2 being recorded are a 2007 ep tonight then a 2006 tomorrow. :wacko::huh:

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Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Yeah--she totally owned it :D

:lol: Patti

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Where, oh where, has our Nikkeigh gone? Oh where oh where can she be?

Um - where is Nicola? is she in the dreaded forumless abyss??????????????

UGH!!!!!!!!

My psillies!!

Nicola is ILL with a capital I.....thought it were a migraine (started Sunday)but it's still going strong with raging temp/chills and plenty of vomitisciosness :greenguy:

Ouch!!..my poor head will explode :o ...must be an EVIL bug :(

Weak smile at ye wacklness :) ....gotta lie-down in darkened room

Carry on!! :)

P.S Dunno where the yeti is at the mo BUT he surely is going to Orlando wif Amanda?? Loves Florida does our Yeti.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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A quick good morning fly by. Off to work I go. I'll catch y'all later. :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Hi Sillies!

We had Landen last night and he was a cranky little man. I decided to put him into bed a little earlier and I didn't hear a whimper out of him after that.

Only 3 more days till the weekend!!!!!

I'll poop in later, time to start some work!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Morning, Nikki and PeOter! Amanda, I don't see you on here as yet......uh oh......bigger phluid volume than we anticipated? :unsure:

SUBconsciously my arse!!!

:laughingaccuserface:

Ya sound much like DH... .. ..he is convinced that I plan these situations out with much forethought and intent - - "There's no WAY anyone could or would stumble into the circumstances that you do".......

:lol::lol: Givin' me some major credit here, er sumphin'.......

Em, I don't think I'm seeing Corner Gas in order. Tried looking up episodes once just to see how far along i was & it made no sense.

Aha! Next 2 being recorded are a 2007 ep tonight then a 2006 tomorrow. :wacko::huh:

The great thing about CG is....... .. .it just doesn't matter.

Sorry - -"it just doesn't matter, Jackass!!" :lol::o;)

Weak smile at ye wacklness :) ....gotta lie-down in darkened room

Carry on!! :)

P.S Dunno where the yeti is at the mo BUT he surely is going to Orlando wif Amanda?? Loves Florida does our Yeti.

Nicola!! You are very sick - - how on earth can you be sitting at a computer, making perfect sense, using wonderful, proper diction, and be phunnee to boot?! 'Tis amazing....

Truly, a lesser moman would be brought to her knees.......

Bruise is fading somewhat. Like a fat, little bird, receding in the distance... .. .

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Morning, Nikki and PeOter! Amanda, I don't see you on here as yet......uh oh......bigger phluid volume than we anticipated??

There surely was for me - but I think the worst has passed....sipping ginger tea now....nausea abating :mellow:

Nicola!! You are very sick - - how on earth can you be sitting at a computer, making perfect sense, using wonderful, proper diction, and be phunnee to boot?! 'Tis amazing....

Truly, a lesser moman would be brought to her knees.......

HA!...how ye flatter me so Emily!!!!! ;) ......BUT what the heck is a moman???? :unsure:

Is it a woman who moans alot - 'cos that jus' ain't me ya know <_<:lol:

...and is it our Alex's birfday today?????

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!!!!

<slumping back to couch now>

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Nicola is ILL with a capital I.....

Nik! You poor thing! :( Sounds like somephin got you but good :angry: Take care, and I hope you feel better soon :D

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!!!!

Happy, Happy Birthday Alex!!! :D

Hard to believe you're just 25--you seem so wise and mature beyond your years :) Hope you have a fun day planned!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Happy Birthday Alex!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Good day sillies!!! Good to see Amanda and Peter are already off to work and Emily and Patti checking in. All is on schedule in Sillyville.

Happy Birthday Alex!!!!!!!! Hope you have a wonderful day :) Do you have any special plans?

Nikki!!!! Sounds like an evil bug indeed. I'm glad at least the worst has passed and the nausea has lifted a little. Take good care of yourself :)

Bruise is fading somewhat. Like a fat, little bird, receding in the distance... .. .

Or like the sedan that it was driving away into the sunset :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Or like the sedan that it was driving away into the sunset :lol:

:lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Happy Birthday Alex - I shall eat a (non-projectile-type) gluten free cupcake in your honoUr - I was going to eat one anyway, you just gave me an excuse!! :lol:

Nikki - Hope you're feeling . . . up to snuff . . . right as rain . . . good as gold . . . happily ever after . . . :huh::huh: . . . real soon.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Alex! A wedding AND a birthday all in one year!! Cheeriness and much giftage to you.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted

Happy Birthday, Alex!!!!!!! Man, things are gonna be interesting for any future kiddoes you guys have-- Anniversary, Father's Day, and Mom's birthday, all at one go! ;)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted

Speaking of kiddoes, I'm off to Lay The Smack Down on my own. <_< I have all these fun things planned- we're going to see a magician at the library (and picking up one of my friend's kids on the way,) and tonight we're going over to my parents'. Today is my dad's b-day as well! (That's how I know, Alex. Their anniversary is on the 12th, then Father's Day, then my dad's b-day. ; )

But my kids are acting like total B.R.A.T.S!!!! I have to spell it out, because I can't actually bring myself to CALL them brats. <_< Spelling it out is acceptable. Wish me luck.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

BONNE FETE, ALEX!!!!! :):):)

OR:

Sun Yat Fai Lok! (Cantonese)

Tillkkye Med Fodselsdagen! (Danish)

Heri ya Siku Kuu! (Swahili).........

......BUT what the heck is a moman????

Is it a woman who moans alot - 'cos that jus' ain't me ya know <_<:lol:

Er... . .yes, of course!.. .. Have you not heard this word before? Perhaps it is a Canadianism... .. women who complain endlessly or lie about with the littlest sniffle and moan about dying... ....'tis indeed what we call here a Moman, pronounced MOE-MAN. :lol:<_<

Glad things have settled down, Nikki... :) Phluids galore....ugh.

Did you just pass a big post? WHOA! I don't mean while you were sick....gad, one passes lots of interesting stuff when ill, but not a bloody post, I should hope! :o:lol:

Or like the sedan that it was driving away into the sunset :lol:

Yes! Could be deciphered as this.....certainly the sunset - - a background of yellowy brownish-red fer sure...... :rolleyes:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted

Em, I thought we were gonna get to see a pic of this morphing shape on your torso???? :lol:

Anybody want two kids, cheap? Shipping is free, and as a bonus-- you get free entertainment. Throw them in a ring together and they'll start beating the crap out of each other, no provocation needed.

<_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Anybody want two kids, cheap? Shipping is free, and as a bonus-- you get free entertainment. Throw them in a ring together and they'll start beating the crap out of each other, no provocation needed.

<_<

Ummmmm . . . . . . . yeah . . . . . . . already got me some.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Anybody want two kids, cheap? Shipping is free, and as a bonus-- you get free entertainment. Throw them in a ring together and they'll start beating the crap out of each other, no provocation needed.

<_<

:lol: Sarah--you remind me of myself when my two boys were young! They were 3 1/2 years apart and were always butting heads about sumphin.

I don't know what to tell ya :lol: But keep 'em, they eventually grow up to be very nice young men :D

Until then, though, yer on yer own...... :P

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