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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh ma gahhhh, y'all are killing me today.......if I were in a better mood, I'd a been HOWLING..... <_<

Yes, now........who IS that gorgeous Aussie woman? Is it our Llama lady? If I did not know better, I'd suspect that it is our Susie - - ya know, dingos = Australia, jewellery-making.....Susie! Is it YOU??

oh I WISH I were this gorgeous Aussie blonde! But......who IS it???? is it our LL? so confuzzled... :huh:

Allo in a bag?? (Will loves 'em)

Sophie still sick??

Frogs

*sniff* Alex's hearttouching dilemma (agree with everyone else)

Bev's lost her PICC :blink: but gained a swimsuit

A Susie poop in

Laura's got double 'D's

Crap tumbleweeds and much, much more

Ho-hum...such is life in Sillyville........one day....soon....I will have something funny to say...... :lol:

oh fer sure Nik as that wasn't phunny a'tall, yer little concatenation of events here :lol: :lol: ( I think I did use it wrong but 'tis phun to say)

whinjebats and ho'tubs :lol:

OK . . . New Av . . . you can't tell in this "small" version, but my daughter is actually holding the twine alongside the stick pole. Twas a little over five years ago.

so cute!

Just noticed yer interesting spelling here, Nik. I must correct you - - we are getting a HOT TUB, not a HO' TUB. Though you know, my husband would much prefer a ho'tub....and we could definitely make some cash to help pay it off by charging neighboUrs to indulge....

:lol: And think about Chow! He'd like it.....

Oh! I do, too!! Do you know that the word which, when enunciated, is the most flattering for your face, is lesbian? Not kidding....go check it out.

aaaaaaaand she knows this because........... ?? :lol:

A webcam and a website a Bob's yer uncle.......pay for itself in noooo time

AND BOB'S YER UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! always delights me :lol:

GAAAAAHHHHHH.. .... .... 'twould drive me clear 'round the bend... . . ....

Something tells me I've just handed Janet an amazingly effective tool..........

*snigger* gee, ya think?

New Bumper Stickers:

Hot tubs, not ho tubs!!!!!!!!!!!

Herons, not heroine!!!!

I learned a new word I cannot help but using.......concatenate. Kurt used it yesterday and it became an obsession to me. It's a computer term but it means to join together as in "Let us all concatenate in the ho' tub and watch the heroine. Laura has the DD taken care of"

:lol: so glad yer feelin' better Boevvy

Oh No . . . I would nevah take advantaje of someone's hot button . . . Sue and Lexi can vouch for me on that one!!

:smirkface: <am certain to be emoti-busted>

OMG.......I know this........it will be unprecedented and.........unbelievable. It's starting to almost freak me out a bit - - I'm gonna be seeing all the funny words comin' out of everyone's mouths! (and perhaps some beautiful words, if anyone happens to say the word "lesbian"). No reading, but listening....and watching, as we'll be able to add some gut-busting visual humour, as well....

gawd :lol: it's getting madder

110 degrees this weekend, my sillies - - arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :furiousface:

and watched perhaps one of hte worst, most offensive and terrible and irritating movies I've EVER seen in my life.................. "Knocked Up" -- - I LOATHED it


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Yes, they are . . . <_<

*gasp*....an actual bona fide owner of the rarely seen - oft used as napkin holders - doubly d's!!!

WOW .

Yes ,members of the little itty, bitty, titty club shall take turns alleviating your ermm....load :blink: .....in da tub ......''no whinjing whilst double d'ing''

PSEUZEE!!!! 110 degrees!!!!!!!!!!!

A cold tub for Susie...toot sweet!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
PSEUZEE!!!! 110 degrees!!!!!!!!!!!

A cold tub for Susie...toot sweet!!!!!!

TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! <_< Alas, the good news, only 101 today :blink: (downright CHILLY - am pulling out my woolens <_< ) but - a more civilized 93 degrees later this week. Tolerable. Supposed to go to Carmel w/ Gail........many of you may recall my wretched fourth of July last year.....my back was severely thrown out (and you should SEE my garden now - no more digging since then :( - but back is better), I was on the couch w/ ice/heat/drugs........got a reprieve.......got to go lie on the couch at the beach house for five days, in freezing July weather.........'twas bliss!!!!!!

Alas - Miss G invited Weezee and me again - we were to leave this coming Thursday.....and now G is not sure as has repairmen and such coming to her house...........b@#$%$#%............it was another July reprieve, there and then gone..... <so fleeting> :mellow: I am begging and begging her......and using guilt, also :lol:

elye Community Regular

... . ..Ah!.. .. ..Independence Day.. .....we will be in NYC this year! :D Canada Day on July 1st, then off to the States for July 4th parties and parades.....a week of riotous debauchery and celebratory splendour. And a good deal of fireworks, I should think......

We'll be truly concatenating our holidays this summer....... :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

I know this was posted before, but I caught the episode this weekend and it was so much, I had to (re)share

DingoGirl Enthusiast

"everything comes down to poo........!!! "

:lol: :lol: :lol: extreeeeeeeeeeemely excellent phecal humoUR

Darn210 Enthusiast
I know this was posted before, but I caught the episode this weekend and it was so much, I had to (re)share

" . . . drop the kids off at the pool . . . "

Everybody get that? Lisa? You good??

:lol::lol::lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
" . . . drop the kids off at the pool . . . "

Everybody get that? Lisa? You good??

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol:

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elye Community Regular
" . . . drop the kids off at the pool . . . "

Another great euphemism for this...uh, act....is one from my brother....

Gotta go pinch a loaf.....

:o:lol:

Gawd.........

Jestgar Rising Star
Another great euphemism for this...uh, act....is one from my brother....

Gotta go pinch a loaf.....

:o:lol:

Gawd.........

hmm, if he's got loaves, he might want to examine his diet edna.

jerseyangel Proficient
Another great euphemism for this...uh, act....is one from my brother....

Gotta go pinch a loaf.....

:o:lol:

Gawd.........

Yep--Mark says that one, too! :P

elye Community Regular

I took a few moments to watch this, in honour of a great comic mind:

:lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
" . . . drop the kids off at the pool . . . "

Everybody get that? Lisa? You good??

:lol::lol::lol:

Yeah......I caught that.......it was a real AHAH! moment! :P But see, that wasn't fair......I wasn't around the first time that was posted! <_<

By the way........when's my turn with the double D's?????????

Daxin Explorer

My favorite expression for that was always "Drop a Deuce." I don't know why, but it made me goggle the first time I heard it, and I still use it to this day.

psawyer Proficient
My favorite expression for that was always "Drop a Deuce." I don't know why, but it made me goggle the first time I heard it, and I still use it to this day.

Deuce: Number two. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Zoning Board Meeting Update . . . POOPY COW!!!!!!!

Nobody smilin' in this household tonight!!!

tom Contributor
Zoning Board Meeting Update . . . POOPY COW!!!!!!!

:angry: :angry:

Movie Time!!!!!!!!

What ya watching tonight??

This wasn't for me, but I gotta say I saw "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" the other night & thoroughly enjoyed it. :)

Now, you've just gotten back from NYC....any chance you can flit over to Philly to meet us the afternoon of July10th?

flit?? like she's MtnMoth now? <_<

news :( --Mark and I saw George live in the late 70's. I always loved his observations on everything.

He was a classic. Saw him in Vegas ~83. :)

Goldfishing :)

Paddee's flower makes me think eyeball. :wacko:

"Pinch a loaf" :lol:

I remember 1st hearing that on a Cheech & Chong record.

Hmmm do I get a turn w/ the double Ds? :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
My favorite expression for that was always "Drop a Deuce." I don't know why, but it made me goggle the first time I heard it, and I still use it to this day.

My sister says this all the time and I always laugh, my coworker says a different saying I am not sure of the appropriateness of it so I will only give a preview....The ending is "Dropping off at the pool" I don't want to insert the name they use though.

Morning Sillies...I swore today was Weds...to much disappointment it is only Tues. I have so much to get done this week and I am not sure when I am going to accomplish it.

How is everyone else in SillyVille!

jerseyangel Proficient
Zoning Board Meeting Update . . . POOPY COW!!!!!!!

Sorry, Gian-knit :(

Hmmm do I get a turn w/ the double Ds? :P

Behave yerself, Patagaumn.... B)

Morning Sillies...I swore today was Weds...to much disappointment it is only Tues.

Doncha hate when that happens? :angry:

We are getting a break from the humidity today and tomorrow--it's positively refreshing this morning. More later--my computer wants to re-start due to updates, and I don't want to lose this <_<

elye Community Regular

Godd morning, Sillies!

Janet!! The biggest poopy-cow...!! Can you tell us a bit about this heinosity? Big development being erected nearby? :angry::angry: Municipal zoning and bylaw departments can make one feel completely helpless - -we're just one tiny little cog, a number in the massive city machine......

I've got Jack pacing me on his bike for my morning run. It's quite phunny...he'll be WAY ahead of me, chattering away non-stop, and I cannot hear a word he's saying. Every now and then I'll yell out a "yeah"....or "really, eh?" At this time, I remain ignorant of all the brillliant thoughts that fly through that kid's mind..... . . . :rolleyes::lol:

flit?? like she's MtnMoth now? <_<

'Tis a verb that I just love. Comes trippingly off the tongue.

....Must try before mirror...... . .. <_<:lol:

elye Community Regular

Good heavens........

Where on earth is everybody?.... . ....

Helloooooooooo-o-o-ooo-ooooo???? :huh:

Chattin' wif meself........... :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
My favorite expression for that was always "Drop a Deuce." I don't know why, but it made me goggle the first time I heard it, and I still use it to this day.

:lol: :lol: :lol: My BIL calls it "laying cable" which for him, who goes about bi-weekly, is quite appropriate!!!!!!!!

Janet- BIG FAT POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies the tumble weeds are taking over today...

Where is everyone????

nikki-uk Enthusiast

What a result!!!

The Ague was not in vain and this weeks 'weigh in' revealed I am several pounds lighter!! :lol: ......GADS......a tad overly harsh method of losing it though -_- :still tired:

Meanwhile Al is continuing his world tour.....and is travelling to France tomorrow (day trip with the school)....I have to drop him off at school at 5.30am :o ...

Watching Wimbledon....lovely summers day...must start dinner soon...

Is it my turn for double dee's yet?? B) ..or is Phautaughmn next

Oh, and WTH is a 'Zoning board' meeting???? :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol: My BIL calls it "laying cable" which for him, who goes about bi-weekly, is quite appropriate!!!!!!!!

Anybody else wondering why Bev knows her BIL's . . . ummmm . . . bathroom schedule??

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