The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[CarlaB]

Um....Aren't ALL our bras comfy and....grEy?

None of mine are comfy or grEy. It's easier to continually torture hubby when I wear pretty lingerie. I'm the most spoiled woman on the planet. Wear black, lacy uncomfortable undergarmets and get a man who will spend his life trying to make you happy.

[Green12]

It's so funny bra fittings is the subject on the table (Peter, Ryan, and Tom must be having a god time ), I have been thinking about getting one myself........they say we all are wearing incorrect sizes

Thanks everyone for your well wishes When I get angioedema in my throat and mouth and such it's an anaphylactic type allergic reaction, if that helps you not have to google

Sarah, how are the pod children today?!?!

The English Project is looking for examples of 'Kitchen table lingo' ......(words you make up and use frequently)

Some examples:

Clackers - testicles

Bobbicles - breasts

Cauliflower heads - elderly ladies

Having a McS*** - entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food - just using the loo

McS*** with lies - telling staff you'll buy food afterwards

...and finally

Testiculating - waving your arms around and talking b@#$%$#%

What words could we submit??

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Nikki, this is hilarious!!!!!!

Sarah!!! Did you not notice the Bobb-icles....why not just BOOB-cicle??

Let's see, Sillyville could contribute all kinds a words, HANUS as Emily mentioned, what about wackl? Edna and Sven of course.......I'm drawing a blank on the others

[Green12]

Easy- the 'end' result of a glutening.

I was thinking about doing a bra fitting too, wierd coincidence you all were talking about it. Alex is right- I have no shame at this point. Stranger playing with my boobs? Pshaw, no big deal! Try having a camera up your butt! Unfortunately for me, I'm of the small percentage that doesn't get the amnesia effect of those drugs. I remember everything..... I'll take a bra fitting, thanks. The nursing staff found it humorous though.

JNBunnie, what's a little bra fitting after all that!

None of mine are comfy or grEy. It's easier to continually torture hubby when I wear pretty lingerie. I'm the most spoiled woman on the planet. Wear black, lacy uncomfortable undergarmets and get a man who will spend his life trying to make you happy.

Good strategy Carla!

[CarlaB]

BTW, I was NOT wearing the wrong size.

[Ridgewalker]

None of mine are comfy or grEy. It's easier to continually torture hubby when I wear pretty lingerie. I'm the most spoiled woman on the planet. Wear black, lacy uncomfortable undergarmets and get a man who will spend his life trying to make you happy.

Taking down notes over here...

Sarah, how are the pod children today?!?!

A little better today... I've decided to nix all TV for a while, except Veggie Tales. I'm no Bible Thumper, (apologize in advance for any offense, again) but Veggie Tales is always about morals and behaving, so... good stuff in my book right now.

[Jestgar]

Sarah, how are the pod children today?!?!

every time I see this I think it says pool children and I think gads, not only do we talk about our potty habits, we're now checking in on others'.

so, Sarah, the veggie bit is helping the pool children???

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies...didn't realize I never posted this morning, I was attempting and then I got sidetracked. So not much going on. Work Work Work like usual, only one more day until I am FL bound. I am soo scared to fly again, it has been 10 yrs....

What time is the Silly Summit? Depending on time depends on me being able to attend or not. Later in the afternoon will work best. Work has got meetings stacked that week since most of us will be away on vacations the next month. This week and next there is a lot of conferences we will be travelings too.

Bye Sillies! Tis lunch and I am Phamised!

[CarlaB]

Taking down notes over here...

You should be.

[elye]

I have to agree with JNBunnie and Alez, btw. Having a camera up the butt has to be way worse than a bra fitting.

I am certain that there are very few things worse than this.... Never had the pleasure, but I'm still certain. The hose down the throat was not great, either. Yep, a boob/bra assessment is a walk in the park, and apparently these brassiere consultants (at least, this is how the huge woman at Sears was designated) really do know their stuff - - training and everything... . .How the boob should sit in the cup, which way they should be pointing, how high up one's chest cavity they should perch... . .quite a science, really.... . .

None of mine are comfy or grEy. It's easier to continually torture hubby when I wear pretty lingerie. I'm the most spoiled woman on the planet. Wear black, lacy uncomfortable undergarmets and get a man who will spend his life trying to make you happy.

Got a better strategy: Regularly wear NO undergarments. Going Commando is astonishingly effective in creating a man who constantly thinks, "Whoa. I can imagine what's under those clothes.....what can I do for her next?".... . .

This approach also eliminates the ripping off of said undergarments (let's face it - - they're just in the way) and the possible stretching/tearing thereof.

It's so funny bra fittings is the subject on the table (Peter, Ryan, and Tom must be having a god time),

Ah!! Yes... .. I'll bet they are indeed having a "God!!!" time.......

Let's see, Sillyville could contribute all kinds a words, HANUS as Emily mentioned, what about wackl? Edna and Sven of course.......I'm drawing a blank on the others

GAH!! Of course! Edna and Sven! Cannot believe I phorgot our special Silly Terms.....

[Green12]

HEY!! TWO WEEKS till the Psilly Philly Summit 2008!!

Phorgot to say, I'm jealous!!!

A little better today... I've decided to nix all TV for a while, except Veggie Tales. I'm no Bible Thumper, (apologize in advance for any offense, again) but Veggie Tales is always about morals and behaving, so... good stuff in my book right now.

Ah, Veggie Tales!!!

I took care of my niece for about the first 4 years of her life and I had one Veggie Tales movie, Queen Esther. We watched and watched and watched and watched it over and over and over again........I could recite the thing by heart but it was such a cute story, and you are right all about knowing right from wrong and being good

Hope the messages sink in with the pod children

every time I see this I think it says pool children and I think gads, not only do we talk about our potty habits, we're now checking in on others'.

not such a surprise coming from a group that kept charts on other such things of the passing wind variety.

Morning Sillies...didn't realize I never posted this morning, I was attempting and then I got sidetracked. So not much going on. Work Work Work like usual, only one more day until I am FL bound. I am soo scared to fly again, it has been 10 yrs....

ONE MORE DAY TO FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!

You could always get schnockered and the flight will be over in no time

Ah!! Yes... .. I'll bet they are indeed having a "God!!!" time.......

Well would you look at that, a typo that actually has a very different meaning, but makes sense!!!

Hee hee, meant good as I am sure you picked up on, but they are probably saying "God" too!

[Ridgewalker]

so, Sarah, the veggie bit is helping the pool children???

:lol: Laughed hard enough to snort at that one!

Morning Sillies...didn't realize I never posted this morning, I was attempting and then I got sidetracked.

Wondered where you were this morning!

You should be.

Heck, yeah! You've got 6 kids and feel spoiled??? Teach me, O Wise One....

I took care of my niece for about the first 4 years of her life and I had one Veggie Tales movie, Queen Esther. We watched and watched and watched and watched it over and over and over again........I could recite the thing by heart but it was such a cute story, and you are right all about knowing right from wrong and being good

Yeah, I like Veggie Tales more than I thought I would. Cute stories, good morals, and not overly preachy! Why the characters are talking vegetables though.... I have not been able to figure that one out. Used to terrify Ezra when he was younger. He likes them now, though.

[jerseyangel]

None of mine are comfy or grEy. It's easier to continually torture hubby when I wear pretty lingerie. I'm the most spoiled woman on the planet. Wear black, lacy uncomfortable undergarmets and get a man who will spend his life trying to make you happy.

I got one of those--and I get to wear comfy undies, too Comfy, but still cute

every time I see this I think it says pool children and I think gads, not only do we talk about our potty habits, we're now checking in on others'.

Jess--I thought the same thing when I first read it. I think we're conditioned to expect such talk here!

What time is the Silly Summit? Depending on time depends on me being able to attend or not. Later in the afternoon will work best. Work has got meetings stacked that week since most of us will be away on vacations the next month. This week and next there is a lot of conferences we will be travelings too.

"Phamished" We're meeting at 4PM, so you should be good.

Have a great time in Florida!!!

[jerseyangel]

I must comment on comparing a bra fitting to an endoscopy or (Gawd) a colonoscopy!! The fitting is nothing--a mere walk in the park compared to those.....and as Sarah pointed out, you get to go shopping after (or before, if you want).....we all know what happens before a colonoscopy

[tom]

No appt. necessary .... they'll measure you at Victoria's Secret. Shouldn't have said that ... now Tom will be applying for a job there.

yeah I wonder if they'll take me back .. .

It's easier to continually torture hubby when I wear pretty lingerie. . . ..

Wear black, lacy uncomfortable undergarmets . . .

Are comfort & ...uhhh ....torture-worthiness truly entirely mutually exclusive??

Or do they cost 5x as much to get some comfort w/ the ^shwing! potential??

We watched and watched and watched and watched it over and over and over again........

over and over and over again & again & over and over and over again & again &

over and over and over again & again &

over and over and over again & again .. . . .. .

How did the more senior of us sillies ever survive as kids before VCRs???

ONE MORE DAY TO FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!

You could always get schnockered and the flight will be over in no time

Always a good strategy. :pleasantbuzzface:

Whoaaaaaaaaa .. Sharapova just lost to a Russian I've never even heard of!!!! :o

Kudryavtseva? 3 consonants in a row twice? Argh too hard to pronounce.

[blueeyedmanda]

Did you guys ever see the show Airline? Some people get very Shiznit Phaced before a flight......

[Mtndog]

Hello my dear sweet Psillies!

Just popping in to say hello. I had another 2 rough days with my reaction, it traveled from my throat to my tongue, not fun at all ..........don't have much silly-ness in me.

I'm too far behind to go back but I noticed poop and boobs and Howie Mandell have been some of the topics of conversation, typical Sillyville stuff

Julie- I'm with you- I am a weepy, whiny, depressed psilly (mood swings/panic attcks- lots o fun) :(

Thought I'd at least TRY to get my psilly on

All this talk of bras- I must share. I have bras that I ABSOLUTELY love. For those of us not, ahem, evenly aligned (I wish both boobs were same size as right boob). I think they are maidenform and they make 1/2 sizes so you can get an AB (as in almost a or an AC (no not air conditioner although having one in your bras in the summer might be quite comfy.....

But then guys would, uhm, know when the turkey was done :P

[Mtndog]

Oh...Uncle Ray's got a phunny:

The Lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a

robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned

home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked

John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said

Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him

completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you

really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off

his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied.

We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to

my parents."

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly

knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you

ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is

your son!"

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out

of her chair.

[Ridgewalker]

... an AC (no not air conditioner although having one in your bras in the summer might be quite comfy.....

But then guys would, uhm, know when the turkey was done :P

:lol: :lol:

Omg! As I was reading, I thought, YES!!! AC in the bra would be heaven! BUT then, I get to the caveat. There is that effect to consider. Carla? What do you think? Probably overkill, huh???

[tom]

But then guys would, uhm, know when the turkey was done :P

never heard it put that way

Sorry to hear you're not doing well Bevvy.

[Darn210]

Omg! As I was reading, I thought, YES!!! AC in the bra would be heaven! BUT then, I get to the caveat. There is that effect to consider. Carla? What do you think? Probably overkill, huh???

- Noooooo, Carla's the one willing to wear uncomfortable underwear to "torture" her husband . . . I'm thinking she's all for the AC/turkey timer option . . . 'tis more torture for the hubby!!!

Bev - Lie Detector -

Amanda said *Shiznit Phaced* -

[jerseyangel]

Oh...Uncle Ray's got a phunny:

Good one, Bev!

I wish you felt better, though

[tom]

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out

of her chair.

[elye]

Uncle Ray!!

Bev! You've got boobs that are half-sizes? Like my 8 1/2 feet....you've got B 1/2 boobs.

...Mine are simply half GONE......

yeah I wonder if they'll take me back .. .

I've been pondering......

Why are there not Briefs Consultants? Perhaps the vast majority of men are walking about with ill-fitting underwear, and should have access to professional fitting opportunities. Males could be measured, assessed....... . ..

Dunno what kind of market there'd be.......

Guess it would depend on what the consultants look like......

Whoaaaaaaaaa .. Sharapova just lost to a Russian I've never even heard of!!!!

Kudryavtseva? 3 consonants in a row twice? Argh too hard to pronounce.

Yes! And Williams is through......I always confuse them.....is this Venus or Serena?

Julie- I'm with you- I am a weepy, whiny, depressed psilly (mood swings/panic attcks- lots o fun)

Thought I'd at least TRY to get my psilly on

You are amazing, Bev! I admire your strength and ability to be so phunnee when so down!

Ah! AC in the bra.....and the consequential..effect....

Men would be right on board.

Not possible for overkill to ever occur in this area of the male existence.....

[Ridgewalker]

Oh... mah... GAH!

Carla got me to thinkin', and I just sent Brian a few frisky IMs at work... I think he may actually get home at a decent time tonight. Which means I may actually get some help with dinner and Pod Children wrangling!

[Ridgewalker]

Not possible for overkill to ever occur in this area of the male existence.....

You are undoubtedly correct in this.

Bev, I so agree with Em... You are amazing! And don't forget our whinery! You can always come here and be weepy and whiny to us!!!