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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
MIL is due to arrive tomorrow morning. I am frantically trying to clean the house and make it look like "yes, this is how I always maintain my home". I'm pretty sure I don't have enough time for that :P

Don't you hate having to put on an appearance for people!


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tom Contributor

I think "Post Icons" are back!!!!!!!

(Testing w/ greenguy, tho not feeling sick in the least . .. ...he just doesn't get out much ;) )

What's going on over there? Is she still mopping up rainwater? I wonder if a ballcock would help with this job.... . . . <_<:rolleyes:

PuhLEEZE!!! Try naming a job a ballcock wouldnt help with!!

:lol::lol::lol: :funnypictureinmyhead:

I could make up any outrageous thing I want to, and all these sillies would be dutifully doing bizarre gestures while sitting in front of their computers......such POWER! :D .........what a headrush!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

How nice it is to see a Dingopost! And the Annietar! :)

Feel better (& psilly) soon, Pseu-zee!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Tom I keep forgetting to tell you I love the avatar!!!!

elye Community Regular
Always knew sumfin wasn't quite right about that Ptaughmus.

:lol:

Ptaoughmghmous! How are you feeling on your new bottled concoctions? Perhaps too early to tell.......

I could make up any outrageous thing I want to, and all these sillies would be dutifully doing bizarre gestures while sitting in front of their computers......such POWER! :D .........what a headrush!!!!!!!!!

Excellent play-by-play of signed words, Lisa! I must go out and find a deaf person, and practise these words (perhaps test them, as it's true, Lisa could be tricking us... .. that last one with the hand spreading out behind our bums could in fact mean "kiss my arse, honey!").....

BTW.......I unpacked my book of Signs of Sexual Behavior .and it says Va-jay-jay should be signed pointing down so as not to confuse it with *triangle*...............yeah, cuz I always confuse mine with a triangle :unsure:

Oh, gawd, yes, I HATE when that happens......Many an embarrassing geometry class in high school.... ..me looking at the test paper, not certain which was being depicted..... . .

And gawd, I HATED to ask........ . .. :lol:

I'm here, whatever that means. No rain expected today, low humidity, mid-twenties Celsius. I'm stuck in the store until sometime after seven this evening.

Hi, PeOter! These are the days where you and/or Jacquie are in the store ALL DAY, every day......how are you guys holding up?

<---- Look at Em's Belly!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Need to do more oblique work........

I'm pooping in and out . . . MIL is due to arrive tomorrow morning. I am frantically trying to clean the house and make it look like "yes, this is how I always maintain my home". I'm pretty sure I don't have enough time for that :P

Oh, dear gawwwwwd.....Janet, I've done my long MIL shift, and I've passed the baton to you. How long is she staying? Does she go through you medicine cabinets? Purposefully rearrange everything in you kitchen drawers, explaining while clicking her tongue and shaking her head, "Things are really much more efficient this way"....., constantly ask disapprovingly why the children aren't in church, voice great concern over the choice of dog food you purchase, clothes detergent you buy, lack of time spent defrosting the freezer ("the ice in there is just awful!")............

Gaaaaahhh!.....Someone stop me! <_<:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OH HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Skaught's changed it all again .......and I fear change :unsure::lol:

SOOZLE poop in :wub: ( :angry: on Jenn moving)

ANAL SLING?????? :blink:

Is that what yer need when yer bum's SO big it's dragging on the phloor??? :unsure:

<In that case *I* need one :angry: >

Good summon Em .. ... (I'm not touchin' that 3x line :ph34r: )

<ptaum forms an L and taps thumb to chin>

:lol: Ptaughmus!!!!!!!!!

Lisa, can you explain to me how I can unfurl the garden hose when I pull it out to water the plants and NOT have it all tangle up, so that I don't have to walk all the way back over and UNtangle it? <_<

Indeed an international problem!!......it seems to have a life of it's own :huh:

........and, UnFurl sounds much better than unCurl doesn't it???

Sign for the day: FART

Make a fist with thumb alongside index finger ( not placed in front of fingers like you normally would) This is the letter A, so we will refer to this as the A hand. Bring your A hand around back, with thumb pointing at ......well...you know. Then open hand spreading out fingers to the #5......Hey...this could come in handy.......we already know what #1 and #2 are.....now we have a #5!!! By the way....... in ASL, facial expressions are important. So when you open your hand, blow air out of your mouth by going *Puh*

OMG LIsa!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

I'm totally loving your self explanatory signs!!!!!!!!

....but WAIT!!..........there is someone who I can try these out on!!!

......one of the evil pheral pharkwits is deaf (remember them???, the gang of teens causing trouble in my street)

...will he understand me???....Is ASL different to BSL (that's British Sign language :rolleyes: NOT the other words that BS are associated with :lol: )

Maybe Lisa could teach me

''Kindly bog off to yer own street'' :unsure: (maybe with more profanities ? ;) )

I prefer this format. It makes more sense when you type

A brave attempt by Jan to fool us into believing SHE AIN'T AFEARED!!!

I'm pooping in and out . . . MIL is due to arrive tomorrow morning. I am frantically trying to clean the house and make it look like "yes, this is how I always maintain my home". I'm pretty sure I don't have enough time for that

:lol::lol:

I start myself soon as me Mum AND a very tidy friend will be taking care of the cats when we go next week <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

Hey gang! :D

Pooping in to say howdee--think I'm in the midst of summer doldrums or sumphin' and don't want to squelch the sillie :P

Lisa--the sign language is hilarious! :lol: Only here!! :lol:

I like the board format this way--like it used to be :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ok obviously I have to liven up the silly thread

The word of the Day is LEGS...go out and spread the word......... B)


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jerseyangel Proficient
Ok obviously I have to liven up the silly thread

The word of the Day is LEGS...go out and spread the word......... B)

:lol::lol:

tom Contributor
Tom I keep forgetting to tell you I love the avatar!!!!

LOL well it's about time then!!! :lol:

I did think of you & your lighthouses as I chose it.

I was thinking of Happy Places & this is near the Lake Michigan beach cottage I spent a lot of time at as a kid. :)

Ahhhhhhhh simpler times .. . . .. :bigcontentedsmiledespitesandinhair&ears:

BTW.......I unpacked my book of Signs of Sexual Behavior .and it says Va-jay-jay should be signed pointing down so as not to confuse it with *triangle*...............yeah, cuz I always confuse mine with a triangle :unsure:

Oh, gawd, yes, I HATE when that happens......Many an embarrassing geometry class in high school.... ..me looking at the test paper, not certain which was being depicted..... . .

And gawd, I HATED to ask........ . .. :lol:

:lol:

Pythagorus' wife conTINually accused him of a porn addiction.

<_<

Ptaoughmghmous! How are you feeling on your new bottled concoctions? Perhaps too early to tell.......

Yup too early. I don't even take the good stuff for another few days - testing the one w/ milk & soy oil 1st.

(& LOL @ MIL rant-ette)

P.S. A smile for silly tsu-tze's presence :)

[Edit P.P.S Amanda's Saucy side showing!!]

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yeah , we're proud of our boy. It took him years to find a professor who had an opening AND had the funding to take take him. He will be doing research on weasels, spotted skunks, some kind of bat, and badgers.

did somebody say Weasel? Got one here...... :lol: Good news about your son, Lisa. Love yer signing instructions, BTW. :)

and...........Poop Weedsa :lol: the only thing that has made me laugh today. Oh, and M's party sticker name and description. :lol:

triple post? what? :unsure: the computer was being DASTARDLY last night.....it would not post but....I don't see three..........

Hmmmmm....yes, the illiterate individuals..... . . . .could provide an illustration, or I could now use American Sign Language. Only thing is, I only know "penis", "vagina", "lesbian" and "helicopter". Well, I could just start up a line of conversation where I only need to use those words. Not a problem.

I'm sure you can work it out

...Wonder how our Susie is managing.............. :(

today is.......I dunno know why........not the best day.

I feel............stuck!

CarlaB Enthusiast
Aw man! I just got done making fun of the OMGers because they were all freaked out.

Not ALL of us! I had to come here because you claimed no one else even noticed!

psawyer Proficient
triple post? what? :unsure: the computer was being DASTARDLY last night.....it would not post but....I don't see three.....
I saw the triplicate, and zapped the first two to invisible. Scott has since deleted them.
DingoGirl Enthusiast
I saw the triplicate, and zapped the first two to invisible. Scott has since deleted them.

:unsure:

what? does that mean Pskaught was here? learning naughty sign language an' stuf? :lol:

I still don't know what a pituitary roast it, but did chortle over that.

Jestgar Rising Star
Not ALL of us! I had to come here because you claimed no one else even noticed!

Arrrrggghhh!!

Caught by a cross-over poster :o

Hi Carla :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
I saw the triplicate, and zapped the first two to invisible. Scott has since deleted them.

But wait . . . we needed those . . . we're trying to catch the OMG thread, remember???

Darn210 Enthusiast
I saw the triplicate, and zapped the first two to invisible. Scott has since deleted them.

But wait . . . we needed those . . . we're trying to catch the OMG thread, remember???

:lol::lol::lol:Self-Induced Double Post - Gotta Catch Up Somehow!! :lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
I still don't know what a pituitary roast it, but did chortle over that.

Seemed like a pretty natural progression in the world of

HI!

MY NAME IS:

Euphemia

to go from "Glandes Annalles" picatta or in a beurre blanc to PtuiTerry (oops that's Tel spitting) Pituitary Roast. :o

It IS quite the giggle-inducer. I'm tempted to go to a mirror to watch me mouf sayin' it. ;):lol:

tom Contributor
:lol::lol::lol:Self-Induced Double Post - Gotta Catch Up Somehow!! :lol::lol::lol:

But .. ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
:unsure:

what? does that mean Pskaught was here? learning naughty sign language an' stuf? :lol:

Well, you know he's here allllll the time. Who did we decide was really Pschaught's alternate ego? . . . Emily, wasn't it?

Amanda!!!!! You Saucy Wench!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol:

Pythagorus' wife conTINually accused him of a porn addiction.

:lol::lol::lol: . . . But seriously, how many of you on this thread got this one??

It IS quite the giggle-inducer. I'm tempted to go to a mirror to watch me mouf sayin' it. ;):lol:

:lol::lol:

tom Contributor
:lol::lol::lol:Self-Induced Double Post - Gotta Catch Up Somehow!! :lol::lol::lol:

But .. ..but ... .it'll be a tainted transfer of the yellow jersey (the rare Tour de France reference ^_^ ) if it doesn't come naturally.

tom Contributor

HEY!!! No one's using the re-enabled "Post Icons"????

(They show up next to the timestamp)

CarlaB Enthusiast
Arrrrggghhh!!

Caught by a cross-over poster :o

Hi Carla :)

Hi Jestgar. :)

I don't like where they have the "view new posts" now. <_< Not many of you probably even use that feature .... you're always here! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Indeed an international problem!!......it seems to have a life of it's own :huh:

........and, UnFurl sounds much better than unCurl doesn't it???

It does. I question its use here, however, but decided to go ahead wif it, as it is a word that comes trippingly off the tongue. Flags unfurl, old documents unfurl, hair can unfurl from a clip or elastic....but a hose? Not sure. Unwind, yes.....

This is the kind of menial thing, unfortunately, that stays in my head and bothers me..... :huh::lol:

Pythagorus' wife conTINually accused him of a porn addiction.

Hmmmm... . .Well, she may have been a very integral part of mathematical history. I mean, Pythagorus could have been lying awake in bed one night, racked with formulae and calculations that weren't coming together...."Gads!" he may have muttered, turning over, sitting up..."I almost have it! If only I had a triangle at hand, I'm sure it would come to me presently".....and then, a sudden glance at his sleeping wife beside him - - and the rest is history..........

:lol:

I saw the triplicate, and zapped the first two to invisible. Scott has since deleted them.

PeOter's on the job! Torn, I am sure, between the conflicting roles as both responsible, dependable moderator, and Sillyville member, loyal to the cause of surpassing OMG. PeOter, how do you do it?

Seemed like a pretty natural progression in the world of

HI!

MY NAME IS:

Euphemia

to go from "Glandes Annalles" picatta or in a beurre blanc to PtuiTerry (oops that's Tel spitting) Pituitary Roast.

It IS quite the giggle-inducer. I'm tempted to go to a mirror to watch me mouf sayin' it. ;):lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
today is.......I dunno know why........not the best day.

I feel............stuck!

Stuck days suck. <_< When I have those days I just want the day to be OVER so it can be tomorrow.

:lol::lol::lol: . . . But seriously, how many of you on this thread got this one??

It's got sumphin' to do with that triangle sign, doesn't it. <_<

Worked on the weeds garden some more today, and my back is now scorched purple. And I've got a stink goin' on. Someone came on a little bit ago and revived the GlutenEase thread... but I'm just too tired. :rolleyes: I'm gonna go take a shower. :lol:

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