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Lisa Mentor

Patti, you of all people ought to know how to scare a bee. You yelll... BOOBEE!!! :P

(I learned that from my children when they were very young and some really, really immature adults that I know) <_<


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jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, you of all people ought to know how to scare a bee. You yelll... BOOBEE!!! :P

:lol::lol:

I was yelling somethin', alright--but it wasn't that! :P

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol:

I was yelling somethin', alright--but it wasn't that! :P

Let's see....what would someone as sweet as Patti yell....

OH DITHERS! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
Let's see....what would someone as sweet as Patti yell....

OH DITHERS! :P

:lol:

It was a bit stronger than that....what with the business end of a bee stuck in me leg :lol::angry::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

QUOTE (Jestgar @ Jul 25 2008, 10:52 PM)

Let's see....what would someone as sweet as Patti yell....OH DITHERS!

Patti-----Quote--It was a bit stronger than that....what with the business end of a bee stuck in me leg

OMG What a wonderful 'giggle' to call it a day with.

OH DITHERS.............JUST CRACKS ME UP.............. :lol: YEP THAT'S OUR PATTI ALL RIGH

NITE ALL

JUDY

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OH DITHERS!!!!!! :o

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Nikki, poor little wee Boris. He's not been the same it seems since the vaccination, no? I hope there was some improvement over the night.

an entire colony of ground bees come pouring out! :o I drop my shovel, run towards the porch, dropping my gardening gloves and waving my arms to try and keep the bees away (quite a sight, I'm sure :blink: )

Luckily, I only got one sting--the little sucker stung me right through my jeans! :huh::angry: It still hurts a little :(

Oh Patti, I am so sorry :( Thankfully you only got one sting!

Like land sharks? <_<:rolleyes:

:lol:

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Excellent artwork Lisa!


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ok so its rather late and me eyes are tired....I won 217 at the casino!@!!!!!!! off to bed I am dead tired!!!! nite nite Sillies!

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

Amanda! Great win! Hope that covers the gas that it took to get there, and then some.... <_<:rolleyes:

What a clever rendering of a bee sting, Lisa! Much like a flowchart..... <_<:lol:

Open Original Shared Link There are four in the Vancouver area and two in Greater Toronto. The closest one to me is the Avenue Road location, just north of Bloor, and I have not been there. I seem to be surviving with other more conveniently located stores. But I will

Thanks for dat, PeOter! I had no idea you guys had a Whole Foods. Must get there on my next trip to Wards Island, and stock up...

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning Psillies!!!!!!

Some improvement in Kitty Boris :D .....he's drinking at his water bowl AND I've been syringing slightly sugar/salt water down him.

He's managing to keep that down - he's perked up alot, but not ready for food....although he wants too!!..he was trying to muscle in on Will's dinner :D

:lol::lol:

Mental image of our Paddeigh running, arms flailing with bee's in hot pursuit!!!!!!!!!!!

:( Ouch on the sting Patti!!

Amanda's in the money!!!! $$$$$$$$ :D

Well, you know I said summer had arrived here....it's morphed into a hot sticky, 'wet blanket' kind of feel with cloudyness :huh:

Most uncomfortable :angry:

I must get more organised.....we are going on our hols vacation to the Southern coast of Turkey in 2 weeks time....what do I need???? :unsure: .......what have I already got ??? :unsure: .........where are the other suitcases??? :unsure:

This (I believe) is the last leg of son of silly's World Tour (but you never know ;) )

jerseyangel Proficient
OH DITHERS!!!!!! :o

:lol: Great bee, Lisa!

ok so its rather late and me eyes are tired....I won 217 at the casino!@!!!!!!! off to bed I am dead tired!!!! nite nite Sillies!

Yoo-hoo!! :D

Some improvement in Kitty Boris :D .....

I'm so relieved to hear this, Nikki!! :D I thought of wee Boris this morning and hoped that there was good news!

Have a great Saturday, Sillies....looks like another beautiful day here....off to run errends.....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol: Great bee, Lisa!

Yoo-hoo!! :D

I'm so relieved to hear this, Nikki!! :D I thought of wee Boris this morning and hoped that there was good news!

Have a great Saturday, Sillies....looks like another beautiful day here....off to run errends.....

Morning.

Ditto all patti said......but running errands......... :lol:

Cangrats on the $$ win Amanda

going to try to enjoy the deck today.

Judy

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!

I've just realised it's my 20th Wedding Anniversary today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (we both forgot :lol: ....Ooops :rolleyes: )

Good grief!!!....do I get time off for good behaviour??? :unsure: ............

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!

I've just realised it's my 20th Wedding Anniversary today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (we both forgot :lol: ....Ooops :rolleyes: )

Good grief!!!....do I get time off for good behaviour??? :unsure: ............

:lol::lol::lol: I think if you provide some........ah............ :o BAD behaviour............it might just get you through this debackel..... :lol:;)

happy Anniv.

judy

Jestgar Rising Star
I must get more organised.....we are going on our hols vacation to the Southern coast of Turkey in 2 weeks time....what do I need???? :unsure: .......what have I already got ??? :unsure: .........where are the other suitcases??? :unsure:

This (I believe) is the last leg of son of silly's World Tour (but you never know ;) )

:HomerSimpsonVoice: oaohoahohaoah......................Turkey..........

Bring sunscreen

I managed to burn even my eyelids while I was there.

Oh yeah, bad behaviour gets you a lot of things...

New swimsuit

another holiday

more small children

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda! Great win! Hope that covers the gas that it took to get there, and then some.... <_<:rolleyes:

The casino is only about 5 miles up the road @ the Horse Track. So we dont need a lot of gas to get there. Now I did hear John talking about maybe an AC trip later today, that is a 3hr drive but you know what I love the idea. I want to see the beach :) I'll keep ya alll posted!

Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!

I've just realised it's my 20th Wedding Anniversary today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (we both forgot :lol: ....Ooops :rolleyes: )

Good grief!!!....do I get time off for good behaviour??? :unsure: ............

Happy Anniversary!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Well, you know I said summer had arrived here....it's morphed into a hot sticky, 'wet blanket' kind of feel with cloudyness :huh:

Most uncomfortable :angry:

Here, as well, Nickerler..... . . .bloody thick, wet, steaming blanket o'ertop o'me.......

Turkey??! How wonderful! You Europeans are so fortunate to be geographically close to one another. You get on a plane, fly for a couple of hours, and you're in a completely different culture, language, government. I get on a plane, fly for a couple of hours, and oh!........I'm in Winnipeg......or Sudbury........ <_<

Happy Anniversary, Nik!! :)

Yes, you do not want to behave well today. Gets you nuttin'.......

Oh yeah, bad behaviour gets you a lot of things...

New swimsuit

another holiday

more small children

Oh, come on! I'm talking baaaaaaaad behavior. Make it worth yer while......I'm talkin':

New car

That coveted addition to the back of the house

House cleaners

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh, come on! I'm talking baaaaaaaad behavior. Make it worth yer while......I'm talkin':

New car

That coveted addition to the back of the house

House cleaners

:lol:

Yeah, well if you're getting advice from Carla, remember, she's got like, 15 kids or sumpin'. You'll need that addition, and maybe the car to escape in.

Which reminds me of a funny story.

I used to work with this really 'macho' guy, who had a stay-at-home wife who raised their three boys. One Monday he came in to work and said "my wife went visit her parents, so I had the boys to myself this weekend. Now I understand why sometimes, when I get home at night, I walk in the house, hear the car door slam, and look out the window to see my wife driving away..."

tom Contributor

I'm off to the Naturopath in an hour, so wish me luck. :)

I really REALLY need to get me brain whirring again & lose at least SOME fatigue!! :angry:

Yesterday's thoughts included:

"Oh the interminable boredumb of a dull brain .. .."

I'll try to slip in some replies/silliness later. :)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Yeah, well if you're getting advice from Carla, remember, she's got like, 15 kids or sumpin'. You'll need that addition, and maybe the car to escape in.

Which reminds me of a funny story.

I used to work with this really 'macho' guy, who had a stay-at-home wife who raised their three boys. One Monday he came in to work and said "my wife went visit her parents, so I had the boys to myself this weekend. Now I understand why sometimes, when I get home at night, I walk in the house, hear the car door slam, and look out the window to see my wife driving away..."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
Now I understand why sometimes, when I get home at night, I walk in the house, hear the car door slam, and look out the window to see my wife driving away..."

:lol::lol:

Superb.....

But Carla never seems to jump in the car and drive away....ever. She scares me...and she's amazing......

:lol:

I'm off to the Naturopath in an hour, so wish me luck. :)

Yay! :) Ptaoughmghmn, is this for smoking specifically, or just a general please-make-me-well again?

Nikki, with what does one mark the 20th wedding anniversay? The 25th is silver......

Clay? Sand? Astroturf? :lol:

FoxersArtist Contributor

Wow-weeeeee! This is the longest lasting thread ever invented!!! And it's packed with Silliness of all varieties. 2 YEARS of silliness. That's like, extra, extra silly. I suppose you couldn't expect less from a silly-ack! (If it's a silly-ack, does that mean it's silly and scary all at once?) Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.

-Anna

elye Community Regular
Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.

-Anna

Hey, hey!! Not so fast........Guys, I smell another phunny 'un here.....

Anna! Welcome to the craziness!

You do NOT want to crawl back to your corner, now that you're in this vast expanse of hilarity and mirth, lightning-speed and rife with nonsensical splendour..... .. . .

....and the odd penis sling......

...and....

...dare I say it???.........

ANAL GLAND!!!! :o:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Oh yeah, bad behaviour gets you a lot of things...

New swimsuit

another holiday

more small children

GADS!!!!....no more children thank you!!!....but I'll take any hols .....or swimsuit :P

Oh, come on! I'm talking baaaaaaaad behavior. Make it worth yer while......I'm talkin':

New car

That coveted addition to the back of the house

House cleaners

:lol:

Now you're talking!!!!

Extending the house and a cleaner!!!!! *sigh*........my dreams come true!!!!!!!!! (especially a cleaner ;) )

I used to work with this really 'macho' guy, who had a stay-at-home wife who raised their three boys. One Monday he came in to work and said "my wife went visit her parents, so I had the boys to myself this weekend. Now I understand why sometimes, when I get home at night, I walk in the house, hear the car door slam, and look out the window to see my wife driving away..."

:lol::lol: True dat (as Paddeigh the bee stung would say)

Nikki, with what does one mark the 20th wedding anniversay? The 25th is silver......

The old fashioned gift was China

Modern day is platinum

I ain't getting either :rolleyes::lol:

Hey, hey!! Not so fast........Guys, I smell another phunny 'un here.....

Anna! Welcome to the craziness!

You do NOT want to crawl back to your corner, now that you're in this vast expanse of hilarity and mirth, lightning-speed and rife with nonsensical splendour..... .. . .

....and the odd penis sling......

...and....

...dare I say it???.........

ANAL GLAND!!!! :o:lol:

EMILY!!!!!!..........NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:o

Jestgar Rising Star

NO EMILY!!!

DON"T PULL OUT THE ANAL GLANDS SO SOON!!

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....................................................comeback!

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.............................................................we'll put her away

............................................................................................... ...........................................................................................Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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