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jerseyangel
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If yall just heard a scream- nay, an ear-splitting SHRIEK- of pure shock and rage coming from a southerly direction, that was ME! Somebody just suggested to a 13 year old child that it's ok to order food with a little gluten, as long as you take some GlutenEase with it! :angry::angry: :angry:

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:angry: Just the sort of false information we do not want coming from this board (or to people in general). For heaven's sake!

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Between both of those threads I am just frustrated....there are some members on here....ugh!

Thanks Patti and my other fellow sillies who understood I was just trying to inform people of what happens on clinical trials, for gods sake, that is my job I live and breathe them everyday....I hate know it alls and because of people on this sight acting the way they do I only usually post on this thread....I am waiting for the Berry Berry Kix thread to drop my name, a certain member on there always brings me into that debate......I have so much stress in my life I always considered this my safe haven....but that is starting to dissolve.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Between both of those threads I am just frustrated....there are some members on here....ugh!

Thanks Patti and my other fellow sillies who understood I was just trying to inform people of what happens on clinical trials, for gods sake, that is my job I live and breathe them everyday....I hate know it alls and because of people on this sight acting the way they do I only usually post on this thread....I am waiting for the Berry Berry Kix thread to drop my name, a certain member on there always brings me into that debate......I have so much stress in my life I always considered this my safe haven....but that is starting to dissolve.

ah Amanda.......no............we will try not to venture out into the 'forum' and we'll keep you safe here.

I learned so MUCH from your post on clinical trials.

I need this info and will share later but........until then............you guys are my safe place to fall.............

AND WE WILL PROTECT THAT ..............RIGHT FELLA SILLIES ?

HUGS TO OUR SWEET AMANDA.

GOTTA GO GET DINNER OFF THE STOVE OR IT WILL BE BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN.

JUDY

elye Community Regular
elye
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Between both of those threads I am just frustrated....there are some members on here....ugh!

Amanda!! This is why we sane (and hilarious) individuals must stick together! Thank gawd fer Sillyville...... . ..

I gotta commend everyone for jumping to the aid of that poor, confused thirteen year-old before he picked up his bottle of Glutenease and headed for Pizza Hut. You all sounded serious but caring and concerned, and that's exactly what was needed.

Well.....I had two glasses of champagne and one glass of wine, floated around the pool and chattered on and on about life, death and everything.

AND THEN, SOMETHING INCREDIBLE....... :lol::lol:

I went into our hostess's gorgeous house to go pee. While I was sitting on the toilet, I reached for one of the magazines that were stacked in a basket beside me. I pulled out an ancient Readers Digest....from 1978. Bemused, I flip through it. And there it was. Unbelievable. A two-page feature entitled "I Am Fifi's Anal Glands". I was chortling madly....could not read it, just looked at the diagram and continued laughing.

The chances of that.......

I should have asked my friend if I could take the article, and put the diagram up as my av.

Did you know that they can get impacted, just like wisdom teef? :blink:<_<

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I pulled out an ancient Readers Digest....from 1978. Bemused, I flip through it. And there it was. Unbelievable. A two-page feature entitled "I Am Fifi's Anal Glands". I was chortling madly....could not read it, just looked at the diagram and continued laughing.

The chances of that.......

I should have asked my friend if I could take the article, and put the diagram up as my av.

Did you know that they can get impacted, just like wisdom teef? :blink:<_<

NO WAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!! Are you serious??? What are the odds?!

Impacted Anal Glands.... Owie.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Thanks Sillies!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I went into our hostess's gorgeous house to go pee. While I was sitting on the toilet, I reached for one of the magazines that were stacked in a basket beside me. I pulled out an ancient Readers Digest....from 1978. . .

Riiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttt . . . and what did you find in the medicine cabinet?? Isn't that like the pot (Em) calling the kettle (her MIL) black???

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tom Contributor
tom
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Yesterday's News:

:lol: Home Remedies

"Using the sink instead"!! :o:ph34r: .. .I've been in bars where that goes on :ewwface:

:lol: P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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omg you found it and it EVEN HAS A OFFICIAL SITE TO MAKE IT ILGIT........... :lol::lol:

CAN'T FORGET THAT.

B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Interrupting the venting about those "other" posters for a public service announcement.

The Pringles light (or something like that) appear to have no gluten. However, after consuming an entire can for dinner (yea, whatever, keep it to yerself) I can tell you that eating that much Open Original Shared Link is a very bad idea :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Riiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttt . . . and what did you find in the medicine cabinet?? Isn't that like the pot (Em) calling the kettle (her MIL) black???

:lol:

Mygawd.....they're good buddies, but I don't need to know THAT kind o' stuff...... <_<:rolleyes:

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:lol::lol::lol:

There it is!!! But that article is new - - honest to gawd, this was truly in a 1978 Readers Digest. I'm wondering if it was the same author as the writer in The Dog Star Daily, reprinting on a 30th anniversary er sumthin'......

Anyway, I did not read the article, as I was laughing and had to get back to my company, so I don't know if it is the same. Toooooo phuneeeeeee..........

Okay.....you guys still think I've imagined all this, don'cha?

...How much champagne DID I have, anyways?....... :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The Pringles light (or something like that) appear to have no gluten. However, after consuming an entire can for dinner (yea, whatever, keep it to yerself) I can tell you that eating that much Open Original Shared Link is a very bad idea :ph34r:

Oh no....that can't possibly be good.....

Plus, regular Pringles have wheat, so there may be cc in the mix :(

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Interrupting the venting about those "other" posters for a public service announcement.

The Pringles light (or something like that) appear to have no gluten. However, after consuming an entire can for dinner (yea, whatever, keep it to yerself) I can tell you that eating that much Open Original Shared Link is a very bad idea :ph34r:

OMG- gluten-free BUT THAT OLESTRA IS NASTY STUFF....................HOPE YOU HAVE TIME TO POST TONIGHT...........OR DO YOU HAVE A LAP TOP TO TAKE IN THE wc? POOR THING

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well, maybe some of that too, but I don't get gastro issues from gluten (mine are neuro).

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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This is why we sane (and hilarious) individuals must stick together! Thank gawd fer Sillyville...... . ..

This is very true ;):D

Quite astonishing, Em--just what ARE the chances of you being in the same bathroom as an article about anal glands????? :P

I trust you got Jack home without embarassing him? :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I trust you got Jack home without embarassing him? :rolleyes:

Not me. I trust that she ran out of the bathroom screaming "I can't believe I just found a story about anal glands!"

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Sign for the day:

I feel............stuck!

Stuck

Make a peace sign with your dominant hand, point fingers toward you and bring it forcefully to your lower neck....careful of the fingernails! :o ( oh....and stick out tongue slightly with mouth open just a little)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Not me. I trust that she ran out of the bathroom screaming "I can't believe I just found a story about anal glands!"

:lol: Just about......but no, I don't want to be silly. :lol:

I walked calmly into the camp, spotted Jack amongst a group of other kids, waved, and he trotteed over, obviously surprised. He said, "Hey, Mom.....you're here! Man, I was sure you were gonna be SO late. You had yer debauchery lunch today, didn't you?" :lol::blink::ph34r:

Make a peace sign with your dominant hand, point fingers toward you and bring it forcefully to your lower neck....careful of the fingernails! :o ( oh....and stick out tongue slightly with mouth open just a little)

Heyyyyyy....I like this. I am going to make this sign at the large trucker man beside me whilst we wait at a red light. Y'know... ..just to see what happens. :huh::rolleyes:

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curlyfries
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Glad to see all the sillies have made it back home safely.

:inmybestmotherhenvoice:.... Now don't go out there again when you know it will just make you upset. It's a big bad world out there. And remember....don't talk to strangers.

There, there, everything is OK, now. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Glad to see all the sillies have made it back home safely.

:inmybestmotherhenvoice:.... Now don't go out there again when you know it will just make you upset. It's a big bad world out there. And remember....don't talk to strangers.

There, there, everything is OK, now. ;)

:lol: Yes--maybe we should stick around here for a while.....today was exhausting! :P

Em--Jack is the coolest young man!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawdd

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

excellent psillery today.......

I reaaaaaaaaallllllly thought Em was lying about the article. And yes, I DID in fact know that dogs glandes annelles can become impacted. 'Twas poor Stinker, with the aching butt. Oh, and, Weezee's been scootin' her arse on the carpet again. <_< Must go for the squeeze again, at the vet's. harrumphhhhhfffff

As in: how furl'y go ta git that new pickup y' wanted?

:lol:

and Jess - may I add that I am very sorry aboot the Olestra..... :unsure: watch out!

That cat's furl come off in big clumps when you brush it.....

:lol: excellent

Are you sure you both haven't had a little sumphin on the side? <_< Everything is hunky dory here.

*snort* :lol: 'twould seem that way, eh?

I know YOU GUYS read it. It's the people that actually should be trying to learn something that skip over other people's non-supportive comments.

(Thanks for the g-ease bump, Patti . Makes me feel like we're some sort of conspiracy group, dedicated to irradicating ignorance (and failing, badly))

that made me crack up........

I haven't gone outside of psillyville much.......that thread was too long to read but.....

PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! What are you THINKING, posting with The Others???????????????????

(actually, sound advice IS needed there evidently)

Poor Amanda was trying to explain what actually happened in clinical trials in a hospital, and even that had to be "bested".

harrummmphff :angry: Even Patteeey was about to blow? that's really saying sumfin'

I do love how we discuss our things about other posters here, on the WORLD WIDE WEB - 'snot like anybuddy kan see it er nuttin' :lol:

If yall just heard a scream- nay, an ear-splitting SHRIEK- of pure shock and rage coming from a southerly direction, that was ME! Somebody just suggested to a 13 year old child that it's ok to order food with a little gluten, as long as you take some GlutenEase with it!

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SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! outstanding post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Riiiiiigggggghhhhhhtttttt . . . and what did you find in the medicine cabinet?? Isn't that like the pot (Em) calling the kettle (her MIL) black???

GUFFAW :lol:

Why am I so tempted to make a crack aboot reading Quarterly Psychology's part 1 of 6 of "I am Emily's Silly Imagination"?

Better not do it tho. Wouldn't be prudent.

extreeeeeeeemely excellent

Leeeeesa - thank you for the STUCK sign......quite useful for me now......

what else? I phorgot................

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I do love how we discuss our things about other posters here, on the WORLD WIDE WEB - 'snot like anybuddy kan see it er nuttin' :lol:

I know. We're totally gonna get busted for it one 'a these days. :ph34r:

SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! outstanding post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Thanks! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Zao Chen Hao, Sillies! (Mandarin Good Morning in anticipation of Beijing 2008).....

Can it be possible that tomorrow is August 1st??! :o Where is the summer going? We've had so much dampness here, it feels like summer just began this week. Sigh..........

Unfortunately, I was glutened at my lunch get-together yesterday. Dunno what it was, but can barely get me shorts done up this morn (just looooove this look :angry: ) and the cramps are here.....

Being glutened also causes my blood sugar to spike, so there was that to deal wif as well. Exercise is my signature way of combatting spikes, so I shall attempt a good run this am.

Fat belly and all.

OMG.....Janet!! I am now officially your avatar........The resemblance is striking and fearful. Perhaps I'd best exercise in the house....... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Everyone!

So I am off @ 12 today and will be gone the rest of the week to my moms for our annual summer fun August. We always take a few days together to do this and I love it. We plan on go wild berry picking in the morning on Friday. I do have to pick John up tomorrow but my mom and I are going to hit up Sal's, which by the way you guys have got to see my new tank top I got there yesterday at 1/2 price day. I love it! Very intricate looking.

we always take my mom to the fireworks tomorrow evening. Saturday is the annual town parade....is our float registered? We still have time to get it in order!!!!

Then we are heading to the county fair. I decided not to enter any artwork this year, I haven't had the time to focus on it as much. I am going to check out what other entries there are. There is so many talented artists that enter the fair. It is always fun.

So if you don't hear from me as much. I will try to check in. Bye Guys!!!!

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