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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

I just think that amazing people sometimes forget that they are amazing, and need reminding. If you read my other posts you'll discover that I think that 90% of the population can just sniffle themselves into a gluten filled pool of misery for all I care - but some people (highly over-represented on this thread) are far too important to me, and for them, and only them, I will willingly offer a small piece of my soul for them rest on while they are repairing their own.

MY God Jess.........this was beautiful

thanks. blessed to have you here.

Peter.....I see you.......HELP

MY SCREEN IS SO BIG I HAD TO PULL THE BAR ALL THE WAY OVER TO THE RIGHT SIDE TO READ ALL OF jESS'S ONE SENTENCE.

I KNOW I DID SOMETHING. DO YOU KNOW HOW I CAN FIX IT??

JUDY :blink:

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Twas Jess when she screamed.

Her scream was one long word in a

large size.

The software has to stretch the page

to fit the single word.

Every other post on the page is

also affected.

Need to have lots of posts to get

to another page.

:o

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Doing my part.

Post #17656 will start the next page.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Twas Jess when she screamed.

Her scream was one long word in a

large size.

The software has to stretch the page

to fit the single word.

Every other post on the page is

also affected.

Need to have lots of posts to get

to another page.

:o

DAMN PETER YOUR GOOD.

i'M GOING TO TYPE IN A SHORT SENTENCE :lol:

AS THE BOX IS NOW SO BIG....................................

THE OTHER PAGES I READ WERE OK SO YOUR OUR GERU FOR SURE.

THANKS PETER.

JUDY

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

fine

short whiny pout to hasten the turnover

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

HOLY CRAP!!! :wacko:

My page is SOOOOOO stretched...........Jess, the very power of your screams! I sit in dizzy awe of its effect on our universe.....

Okay, that's another post.......think that'll do it........

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Whooooa.......help. PeOter!

The window for the posts on my computer is fine, now - - back to normal....but my reply screen that I am currently typing in is still ridiculously stretched!! What in hell?? :rolleyes::huh:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OMG--what is happening?? :o

Jess had a meltdown, the reply page is all different.....what in hell.....? :unsure::blink:

Wow--talk about yer scream heard 'round the world!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Whooooa.......help. PeOter!

The window for the posts on my computer is fine, now - - back to normal....but my reply screen that I am currently typing in is still ridiculously stretched!! What in hell?? :rolleyes::huh:

sorry, still my fault. My post is still in the window below the reply window. I tried to edit it, but it wouldn't let me.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Doing my part.

Post #17656 will start the next page.

was just going to say ...........WOW PETER YOUR GOOD BUT STILL A LONG BOX.

WILL SEE IT WORKED AS I SHOULD BE PAST 17656---BUT SINCE I'M QUOTING YOU BEFORE THIS PAGE PROBABLY WHY IT'S STILL THERE

gOD THAT WILL TEACH JESS TO SCREAM :lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

There have now been enough subsequent posts that the wide one no longer is in the "recent posts" part of the reply window. :)

We really need to get on Scott's case about how short the edit window is. He has said more than once that it is supposed to be 36 hours, but in reality it seems to be more like 90 minutes, :angry:

Jess, your ability to bring positive thoughts and inspiration is something I admire. But it's nice to know that, like me, you get frustrated with some of the cr@p that gets posted here (not here in Sillyville--other threads). ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Yay! I'm replying in my normal, slim window again....Jess, your scream is now far enough away.

But never too far in our memories.......... ... :rolleyes:

Incredible how my little emoticons were reconfigured when I had this crazy mega-window....they were all stretched out, as well. Only the top six were visible, and squashed like li'l bugs.......

I'm certain that they all looked kind of pissed off, as well............

Like this :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry: , only squished.........

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Jess, your scream is now far enough away.

If you listen real hard, you can still hear the echo.... :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Jess, your ability to bring positive thoughts and inspiration is something I admire. But it's nice to know that, like me, you get frustrated with some of the cr@p that gets posted here (not here in Sillyville--other threads). ;)

Yes, the sillyville cr@p is equally distributed among posters, and therefor, innocuous.

My ability to speak (type?) like a normal human being is severely restricted when I'm miffed. Can anyone explain why I can't use small words when I'm highly emotional?

(And can any of you imagine how uninspiring this is when in the height of a passionate encounter... My idea of 'talking dirty' doesn't involve anything less than three syllables.)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
(And can any of you imagine how uninspiring this is when in the height of a passionate encounter... My idea of 'talking dirty' doesn't involve anything less than three syllables.)

Way to get in the mood! B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Yes, the sillyville cr@p is equally distributed among posters, and therefor, innocuous.

Wait...what? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Wait...what? :unsure:

:lol: :lol: Isn't that the point of this place? Nothing too substantial. Reality is far too prevalent in the other threads.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
There have now been enough subsequent posts that the wide one no longer is in the "recent posts" part of the reply window. :)

We really need to get on Scott's case about how short the edit window is. He has said more than once that it is supposed to be 36 hours, but in reality it seems to be more like 90 minutes, :angry:

Jess, your ability to bring positive thoughts and inspiration is something I admire. But it's nice to know that, like me, you get frustrated with some of the cr@p that gets posted here (not here in Sillyville--other threads). ;)

yes, thank GOD i found the 'sillies'

it's really scary out there.

as Patti knows..........i usually don't start a thread anymore b/c theY always go bad :ph34r: and I'm such a nice lady ;):lol::lol: BUT I DO HAVE MY LIMITS. :ph34r:

MUST REMEMBER NOT TO SCREAM THO :lol:

LOVE YOU ALL

JUDY

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
My ability to speak (type?) like a normal human being is severely restricted when I'm miffed. Can anyone explain why I can't use small words when I'm highly emotional?

(And can any of you imagine how uninspiring this is when in the height of a passionate encounter... My idea of 'talking dirty' doesn't involve anything less than three syllables.)

Must be the scientist in you, Jess...... :lol:

We'll now know that as soon as we start seeing Jess's posts littered with words like "insurmountability", "electroencephalographically" and "Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism", she has fallen in love. :lol::rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
yes, thank GOD i found the 'sillies'

MUST REMEMBER NOT TO SCREAM THO :lol:

LOVE YOU ALL

JUDY

It's SO great that you found this place, Judy! Now you must stay wif us........! :):wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Well Sillies we are home. We had a great weekend, I dont remember John and I having so much fun. One thing we talked about on the way home from the fair and then the long ride home was our situation with Landen....I am really upset about us still having him...It donned on my that summer is almost over and I didnt get to do anything that I had planned since we always have him plus I had to pass some fun stuff from work by cause of him.....I think we decided that keeping him is not helping us income wise....we really cant account for that extra money so we are no better off finacially...He only frustrates us more and more since she has not been bringing him up the right way. He doesn't listen at all and he is getting worse....I just can't do it anymore. John agreed to stand behind my choice.

even if a friendshipo is lost, I cant be sitting here miserble...I am at the point where from watching him I do not want children of my own at all, and that has always been my biggest dream. Its crazy!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Reality is far too prevalent in the other threads.

And that can get so exasperating sometimes......

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Well Sillies we are home. We had a great weekend, I dont remember John and I having so much fun. One thing we talked about on the way home from the fair and then the long ride home was our situation with Landen....I am really upset about us still having him...It donned on my that summer is almost over and I didnt get to do anything that I had planned since we always have him plus I had to pass some fun stuff from work by cause of him.....I think we decided that keeping him is not helping us income wise....we really cant account for that extra money so we are no better off finacially...He only frustrates us more and more since she has not been bringing him up the right way. He doesn't listen at all and he is getting worse....I just can't do it anymore. John agreed to stand behind my choice.

even if a friendshipo is lost, I cant be sitting here miserble...I am at the point where from watching him I do not want children of my own at all, and that has always been my biggest dream. Its crazy!

AMANDA.........

i'M SO GLAD you and John had time to talk

I so agree with your decison.

you've really helped her in the winter when it was the worst for driving for her.

you were counting on the extra $$ too and now this.

I am at the point where from watching him I do not want children of my own at all, and that has always been my biggest dream. Its crazy!

this should be the clincher for you honey.

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
I am at the point where from watching him I do not want children of my own at all, and that has always been my biggest dream. Its crazy!

this should be the clincher for you honey.

Judy

Yah! And when you have your own they will be perfectly well behaved, never fuss, sleep through the night, and never give you a moment's worry - just ask all the other moms on the thread. :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
Yah! And when you have your own they will be perfectly well behaved, never fuss, sleep through the night, and never give you a moment's worry - just ask all the other moms on the thread. :rolleyes:

The thing is if it was my own kid and they were crying all night and wouldn't go to bed it would be different....

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