The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

:lol: i WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY come to worjk um incapacitasted, but that seconf=d oone totally snuck up on me. And then she gave me aride back to work so I didn't have a chnace to walk the major effects off.

Hee--Jess was tipsy

Ok Sillies....I need your prayers for someone else now, besides my poor kitty.

Oh my Amanda--I pray you get some good news about the baby any minute.

Agreed me too! This has been a very unPhunny day!

Gawd yes!

I know that I'm dating myself, but does any one remember what a "hottie" Mark Spitz was?

I so had a crush on him! What a head of hair!

Lucky is lying on the floor out of it and he wont eat, I think it is from the Meds they pumped him with....its killing us to look at him and see him like that.

Amanda--please ask the vet for IV fluids. It's not a huge deal, and he needs them to get this blockage through. He's most likely getting dehydrated.

I've been thinking about our PeOter, too...........

What--is PeOter ok?

[Jestgar]

Tea Drinker . . . welcome . . . and Puhleeeaaassseee answer this burning question for Jess.

Jess . . . perhaps the person that invented loose tea actually invented the toothbrush instead!!!

:lol:

I eat spinach a lot for breakfast and the guy I stand at the bustop with has realized that part of our commute relationship is to tell me when I have huge green chunks on my teeth. And the really phunny thing is that he doesn't see this as at all odd.

And the really really phunny thing is that the whole ferry crowd feels it's their collective responsibility not to let another member of the ferry crowd leave the boat with something out of place.

The women's bathroom is affectionately referred to as 'the den of beauty' and one time a woman walked out holding a plate of chocolate cake and announced casually that they were serving cake in the den.

It's a very unique commute experience. I know incredibly personal things about people who's names I don't even know.

oh wait, like here...

OK I'm babbling, but it's a whole lot easier than trying to figure out why I have 2 14-3-Cs, and NO 14-4-C's...

[jerseyangel]

Thanks blueeyedmanda! I'm in Tonawanda, near Ellicott Creek. Moved here from Niagara Falls last November. I like to be near WATER!

Hi Tea Drinker

I'm a tea drinker from Syracuse Welcome!!

[TeaDrinker]

Tea Drinker AND Syracuse! Wow! Two greats in one!

Hi Tea Drinker

I'm a tea drinker from Syracuse Welcome!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Thanks blueeyedmanda! I'm in Tonawanda, near Ellicott Creek. Moved here from Niagara Falls last November. I like to be near WATER!

I was just up in Rochester for a few days, we did the SeaWay Trail and saw some awesome lighthouses. I did want to stop in Tonawanda on the way home to see the Carousel Museum, I love those too We ran out of time since I was sick. I was to Niagra Falls last year on my honeymoon, it was our first venture upstate and we both loved it. Through my trips up there I met a friend who works on a radio station out of Rochester who is cool. I enjoyed dining at Tastings in Pittsford, they do gluten free meals and I loved every minute of that! Plus its Wegmans Central and if you ask anyone, I could live in that store!

We hope you continue to stay with our crazy crowd! Never a dull minute here!

[jerseyangel]

Amanda--

Your signature is beautiful--wow It gave me goosebumps.

[curlyfries]

Aaack!!!!!!!!! Jess.......you and your monk are squashed!!!!!!!

Since we are opening our hearts, I just want to put my two cents in.

I am the kind of person that does not connect well with other people.....just the way I'm wired, I guess. And truly it does not bother me......I tend to be comfortable in my solitude. My life revolves around my family. I have friends at work...(or did, before they transferred me).....but I don't build relationships outside of that.......don't talk to people on the phone.....no e-mails. And even though I enjoyed talking to certain people at my last school, I probably won't make the effort to keep in touch........don't really know how. I started out in Sillyville being just that.......silly. It was easy. But little by little I have struggled within myself to reach out. To offer a little concern and comfort to others and share a little of my own life..........neither of which comes easy to me. Noone has ever made me want to connect as you have. And even when I visit and don't talk, I am still connected.....I still care.....even when I don't know how to say it.

[Judyin Philly]

Agreed me too! This has been a very unPhunny day!

But we'll keep the laughs going till Sarah joins us again.........weak smily face but smile non the less.......has anyone heard from Sarah?

I know that I'm dating myself, but does any one remember what a "hottie" Mark Spitz was?

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Sure do bet I'm the oldest fart on in Sillyville and probably spelt it wrong too but we don't care on here do we???

Ok, feeling much more sensate now. Have had two cups of tea - but now I have all these stupic leaf thingies stuck in my teeth! cAN SOME one pleasse explaine why the person who invetned loose tea didn't ALSO invent a strainer thingie with SMALLER HOLES!!

I want a photo............

Ahh...no more sick kitties (my dad's 14 year old kitty is dying of kidney failure :( ). It makes me want to bawl as she was my mom's cat.

Prayers for Landen, and Sarah, and kitties. Too much unphunniness today

I've been meaning to tell you this too- beautiful girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah, your Mom's kitty dang........another bummer today Bev..........

ditto on the beauties

Oh Sillies still no word from Jen not be text or phone call.....I am worried. Lucky is lying on the floor out of it and he wont eat, I think it is from the Meds they pumped him with....its killing us to look at him and see him like that.

Anyone see Our Peter??? I miss him!

We have on hand a drunken Silly today Pholks! This shall provide us with some much needed laughs!

(((((((HUGS))))) to our dear Sarah!

Sillies stick together!

Manda......we want word from Jen........were is she.........

A lot has happened in my life in the last year and today made me really reflect on it and think and boy this thread has really helped me keep it together. I am so glad I have an outlet where I can come and let it all go, be accepted and get that support to continue on.

I look at all the times I have to vent about my workplace and some of the personal conflicts, now I have got to report things are so great there and a lot of the advice came from my sillies. We are more than just screennames and silly antedotes and pharting purse stealing kangrawhosits, and I wanted to let you guys all know it. Lets face it, this is my home away from home. Rarely do I travel outside the safe confines of Sillyville.

let's hear it for 'LOVE' REINING IN SILLYVILLE.

Thanks blueeyedmanda! I'm in Tonawanda, near Ellicott Creek. Moved here from Niagara Falls last November. I like to be near WATER!

wELCOME........i LOVE THE WATER TOO........PREFEREABLY RUNNING STREAMS OR OCEAN.......NOT SO FOND OF STAGNET WATER

Tea Drinker . . . welcome . . . and Puhleeeaaassseee answer this burning question for Jess.

Jess . . . perhaps the person that invented loose tea actually invented the toothbrush instead!!!

GOOD ONE

Back to the 70's porn song, did you guys ever see that Episode of Friends where Joey and Chandler are getting the free porn channel on TV? Rachel comes walking in and she is humming that song, and she is like what the heck song is that and Joey goes oh thats the theme to Good will Humping!

NOW I FEEL THE SILLY RETURNING................YEAH

ALMOST FORGOT.......WHERE IS PETER?????????? IS HE MIA...........LOST IN CYBER SPACE SOMEWHERE?

[TeaDrinker]

Jess,

You can use a coffee filter for that!

Good luck with the dental floss!

Tea Drinker

Ok, feeling much more sensate now. Have had two cups of tea - but now I have all these stupic leaf thingies stuck in my teeth! cAN SOME one pleasse explaine why the person who invetned loose tea didn't ALSO invent a strainer thingie with SMALLER HOLES!!

[jerseyangel]

I am not the kind of person that does not connect well with other people.....just the way I'm wired, I guess. And truly it does not bother me......I tend to be comfortable in my solitude. My life revolves around my family. I have friends at work...(or did, before they transferred me).....but I don't build relationships outside of that.......don't talk to people on the phone.....no e-mails. And even though I enjoyed talking to certain people at my last school, I probably won't make the effort to keep in touch........don't really know how. I started out in Sillyville being just that.......silly. It was easy. But little by little I have struggled within myself to reach out. To offer a little concern and comfort to others and share a little of my own life..........neither of which comes easy to me. Noone has ever made me want to connect as you have. And even when I visit and don't talk, I am still connected.....I still care.....even when I don't know how to say it.

Lisa I'm so glad you shared that and for whatever that something is that drew you into the fold.

I'm misty-eyed again

[Darn210]

Lisa - I couldn't agree more . . . I feel connected, even when I'm not posting and just reading along. It's nice that there are so many of us so that when one lags, the rest are keeping the thread going . . .

Amanda - Lurve yer new sig . . . and let us know as soon as you know about Landen.

Love all you guys . . . are we sappy today or what??!!?? . . . but that's what emotional roller coasters do, I guess.

Sure do bet I'm the oldest fart on in Sillyville and probably spelt it wrong too but we don't care on here do we???

Yes, you did spell it wrong!!! The correct spelling is . . . P-H-A-R-T

[Judyin Philly]

Lisa --curleyfries

thanks for sharing. That was really special

Judy

[Mtndog]

Welcome Teadrinker- your McD's song would be stuck in my head except Julie wrote BOW-CHICK-A-BOW-BOW And i am laughing me arse off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I digress. Welvome to our insane world

Oh Sillies still no word from Jen not be text or phone call.....I am worried.

Lucky is lying on the floor out of it and he wont eat, I think it is from the Meds they pumped him with....its killing us to look at him and see him like that.

Anyone see Our Peter??? I miss him!

We have on hand a drunken Silly today Pholks! This shall provide us with some much needed laughs!

(((((((HUGS))))) to our dear Sarah!

Sillies stick together!

Oh Amanda- prayers that ALL of this will turn out OK.(((((((((( HUGS))))))))))

Curlyfry Lisa- You know we love you!!!!!!!!!

Yes, but an 70's adult film star in a pool.........

Bev....you have a Laminate List? To laminate means to cover in hot, hardening plastic, does it not?

What do you plan on doing wif the guys on this list, Bev??

:lol: Tee hee- no- you laminate because you cannot UPDATE it. Once it's made, it's made. In the 80's Ptaum Cruise would have been on my list. Glad i waited until 40 to make it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love to Sarah

:wub:

[jerseyangel]

Love all you guys . . . are we sappy today or what??!!?? . . . but that's what emotional roller coasters do, I guess.

It's been that kind of day

[Judyin Philly]

Lisa - I couldn't agree more . . . I feel connected, even when I'm not posting and just reading along. It's nice that there are so many of us so that when one lags, the rest are keeping the thread going . . .

Amanda - Lurve yer new sig . . . and let us know as soon as you know about Landen.

Love all you guys . . . are we sappy today or what??!!?? . . . but that's what emotional roller coasters do, I guess.

Yes, you did spell it wrong!!! The correct spelling is . . . P-H-A-R-T

HA GOOD ONE..........i'm always amazed when people can read my posts since i lost my spell ck on here.

what's a dyslexic to do

[Mtndog]

Oh my gawd- almost pooped my pants:

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[Darn210]

:lol: Tee hee- no- you laminate because you cannot UPDATE it. Once it's made, it's made. In the 80's Ptaum Cruise would have been on my list. Glad i waited until 40 to make it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGawd Bev!!!!! I did not know that this is why it is laminated!!! You can not change your mind????!!! What happens if someone on yer list is no longer desireable . . . say for instance Ptaum Cruise, The Hoff, or William Shatner . . . and this someone propositions you!!! Do you "have to" since he IS on the list, even though you woulda changed your list but can't cuz its laminated????

[blueeyedmanda]

Ohh Lisa, I am so glad you feel connected with us. That is great. We all have such different personalities but we mesh so well together and that is awesome!

Landen update~!~~~Jen just called the CT scan was normal, he will have further tests done but not for a few days they are on their way home. She did say they asked her all these odd questions at the Dr's and when they explained why to her it was due to child abuse which is a big thing these days, they said you would be surprised to hear that a lot of child abuse happens when the children are with caregivers other than parents but they could tell that Landen was taken very good of by his care givers....US!!!!! That just made me about tear up! Cause the whole Landen thing hasnt always been easy sailing either. This morning he was at the vet with me and John, and let me tell yiou I give that girl all the credit in the world, cause as a single mom she has to take him and a dog to the vet since her babysitter (me) works all day.

Also--I have go to tell you how I have a bum leg....going to make sure my ankle is not all sorts of broken. SO today is half off day at Salvation Army. So for once I was off during the day and when I ran out for lunch I stopped in. Well the door to the store was heavy and I didnt know it was closing fast and the thing slammed on my ankle and so I got caught in the door and fell to the ground. Thankfully no one saw. It hurts to put pressure on my foot now.....Especially when I am sitting.

It was the icing on the cake of the day let me tell you!

[jerseyangel]

Oh my gawd- almost pooped my pants:

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Had me going there for a while!

[Jestgar]

Oh my gawd- almost pooped my pants:

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Coming up from behind :lol: :lol:

[blueeyedmanda]

Be back in a bit Sillies....going downstairs to visit Jen and Landen

[Judyin Philly]

Ohh Lisa, I am so glad you feel connected with us. That is great. We all have such different personalities but we mesh so well together and that is awesome!

Landen update~!~~~Jen just called the CT scan was normal, he will have further tests done but not for a few days they are on their way home. She did say they asked her all these odd questions at the Dr's and when they explained why to her it was due to child abuse which is a big thing these days, they said you would be surprised to hear that a lot of child abuse happens when the children are with caregivers other than parents but they could tell that Landen was taken very good of by his care givers....US!!!!! That just made me about tear up! Cause the whole Landen thing hasnt always been easy sailing either. This morning he was at the vet with me and John, and let me tell yiou I give that girl all the credit in the world, cause as a single mom she has to take him and a dog to the vet since her babysitter (me) works all day.

Also--I have go to tell you how I have a bum leg....going to make sure my ankle is not all sorts of broken. SO today is half off day at Salvation Army. So for once I was off during the day and when I ran out for lunch I stopped in. Well the door to the store was heavy and I didnt know it was closing fast and the thing slammed on my ankle and so I got caught in the door and fell to the ground. Thankfully no one saw. It hurts to put pressure on my foot now.....Especially when I am sitting.

It was the icing on the cake of the day let me tell you!

God Manda.........you can't catch a 'break' today........she says touge in cheek-al hell............. that was too be funny but guess we aren't to be obivious.

good news on Landen tho.

hang in there. are you going for a x-ray

[jerseyangel]

See ya Amanda--I'm very relieved about Landen

Take care of yer foot!

[elye]

- and the phunnie thing is, we all know what "tune" to say/sing that to -

I don't know what tune you're talking about, Janet........

Rarely do I travel outside the safe confines of Sillyville.

Amanda! I am so unobservant, I probably would NEVER have noticed your new signature had Lisa not commented on it. It is absolutely beautiful. Thank you so much for this!

Thanks blueeyedmanda! I'm in Tonawanda, near Ellicott Creek. Moved here from Niagara Falls last November. I like to be near WATER!

Yay, a new Silly!! Hi, Teadrinker! I AM HARMLESS.........

Were you on the Canadian side of the Falls?

What--is PeOter ok?

I'm sure he is.......just haven't heard from him through this unphunny day......

OK I'm babbling, but it's a whole lot easier than trying to figure out why I have 2 14-3-Cs, and NO 14-4-C's...

Hanh??? Ya got two 14-3-C's? Are you talking about yer boobs?

[jerseyangel]

Yay, a new Silly!! Hi, Teadrinker! I AM HARMLESS.........

Don't be alarmed, Teadrinker--this is Em's normal disclamer. We find it's just easier this way.