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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Booked tomorrow afternoon for that ;)

Hee--you'll need all afternoon fer that Nik!! :D

Welcome back!!!!! We missed you, it seems you've been gone forever! Sounds like you had a wonderful time B)

:D Nik's back :D

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elye Community Regular
elye
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YAY!!! Nikerler's back!!!! :):)

You guys are third???? Whoa, that's phab......well, we Canucks finally pulled our socks up and began scoring some hardware.....I think we're 14th, er sumphin........

Get reading, Nikki... . . . ..it's quite a quagmire............ <_<:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Next time I try to wade through 80 some pages of this thread, someone slap me please. :D

:lol: Hi Ryan!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Just checking in on my way to more university stuff. Hope all is well here in psillietown.

Hi Ryan! Did you start University yet, or are you about to start? Good luck :)

BUT.....WTH's been happening pholks??? :unsure: ......scared.........hold me.......got around A THOUSAND emails?!?

Tis your welcome home present! :lol:

WELCOME HOME Nikki!! We were about to send the Dingo Yeti Goat out with a search party for you, seemed like you in Turkey for much too long.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Can someone email me Cliff notes of the last 2 weeks :blink:

Chapter One

Queen Souczle decree....Torri and Dean.....NOOOOO...you can't make me!

Opening Ceremonies.......moving squares......li'l people...?

Peter's eye bulbs

Jack at camp

glitter trained bunny

Chinese curse...."interesting times"'

who scared off John'smom?

cauliflower ear

janet...:brownnoseface:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA!!!!!

Su Yat Fai Lok

hamburger's daughter

knee surgery

glitter and pyramid healing

Sign of the Day

"........can't we all just get along?"

aged earlobes like apricots

Tom's evil expensive bottles

AAAARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!

mojita party

sick kitties

house hunting

Bev's stools

skeeball

"Friendship is like peeing in your pants"

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Hi all. It'll take me a while to get through ten pages, but I wanted to say thanks for everything, and thanks Janet :)

I got back to my house about 3 hour ago and I'm apparently having a dinner party :blink:

I think I've done my part - dictated the shopping list and found the table cloth. Now I'm just waiting for everyone to show up (including the roomie who went shopping).

Thought I'd slog in while I had a minute.

I'll come back tomorrow, primed with narcotics, and read through all that's gone in the last week.

HUGS SARAH!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

HEY! Our uterusless one is posting!!! :rolleyes::)

Yay! You sound amazing, Jess. Things obviously went well.

A dinner party?? Crap.....I hate preparing for those when I feel good...... <_<

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Green12
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I got back to my house about 3 hour ago and I'm apparently having a dinner party :blink:

Thought I'd slog in while I had a minute.

Hi Jess, good to see you pooping in! Have fun at your dinner party tonight :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hi Jess!!!! :D

Excellent wrap up of the last couple of weeks, Lisa!! Very well done :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Chapter Two

A$$HOLE!!!!

elderly Italian monks

"What the phark is a yurk?"

piss-getti

Olympic Phart Trapping

"I think I can figure out how to use the report button"

He's just been lying

POOPY COW!

(((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))

:wub::wub::wub:

Jess drunk typing

sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

hot equestrians

Laminate List

Bow Chicka-a-bow-wow

Teadrinker pooped in and out

".....oldest phart in Sillyville"

Bobby Sherman waved at Patti

Bev Brennan for President

Landen's CT scan normal

Bay City Rollers

Lisa and Patti separated at birth

VIVA LA SILLIES!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Chapter Two

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:D:D

B)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Outstanding minutes, Lisa........you are now our official Royal Secretary. :P;)

Hey!....and if any of us go deaf, Lisa can sign everything! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Excellent wrap up of the last couple of weeks, Lisa!! Very well done :lol:

I'm not done yet ;)

Hey Jess!!!!!!

Chapter Three

chocolate cake in the bathroom

HARRUMPHHFFFF!!!!

harry Simian neighbor

Janet won't go treeless

Shaun Cassidy

"......friends may come and go but Sillies are forever"--Amanda

Michael Phelps 12,000 calorie diet

Emily loves Gene Simmons

the OS thread :ph34r:

"Thinking about you Sarah"

Do you have my house key?

"There is nothing like family when the world is crashing around you."

Dr Judy orders Amanda to get an X-ray

WE ARE HERE :wub:

.....more to come

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Excellent Lisa . . . :lol::lol: . . . I have understood (remembered) about 75% so far . . . that's a passing grade, right?? :lol:

Jess . . . glad to see you back. I hope they wait on you hand and foot.

What was that chocolate cake thing?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
WE ARE HERE :wub:

. . . and when did we talk about Horton Hears a Who? . . . :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
. . . that's a passing grade, right?? :lol:

What was that chocolate cake thing?

:lol::lol::lol:

The pages are becoming a blur :wacko:

I forget whose story that was......was that about the people at the bus stop?

Chapter Four

cross thread hyjinks

Sproozee was up all night talking to herself

Celiac Olympian!!

I'm scared

Stay strong dear Sarah

sending love, hugs and prayers

Patti at her doc's house

Board Rule #1

thank you Scott

"........Allen does NOT want a neutering"

Which fruit will you choose?

Uterus Karaoke

......why those posts went unreported...and yet MY posts.."

Alan is a cutie

"...I think I can hear my uterus singing to me..."

Canucks won a Silver!

" Lots of love, support, friendship, venting and caring. Irreplaceable."

Hey! We have posts missing!

.....dishwasher spilling soapy water....and my post count"

Tom is Queen?

You know how much he likes that shiney sceptor

They may be uterless, but certainly not useless or eunuchs

I got a Roomba!

....goat free

:wub::wub::wub:

Hugs Sarah!

:wub::wub::wub:

...still more later

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm enjoying this walk down memory lane :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted
Hi all. It'll take me a while to get through ten pages, but I wanted to say thanks for everything, and thanks Janet :)

I got back to my house about 3 hour ago and I'm apparently having a dinner party :blink:

I'll come back tomorrow, primed with narcotics, and read through all that's gone in the last week.

HUGS SARAH!!

JESS WELCOME BACK............A PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE THE FIRST NITE :ph34r: OMG YOUR THE BRAVE ONE.

CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ALL THE DETAILS.

YOU SOUND GREAT.

HEY! Our uterusless one is posting!!! :rolleyes::)

Yay! You sound amazing, Jess. Things obviously went well.

A dinner party?? Crap.....I hate preparing for those when I feel good...... <_<

EM--------I SO HEAR YA.

Hi Jess!!!! :D

Excellent wrap up of the last couple of weeks, Lisa!! Very well done :lol:

OUTSTANDING........BUT GOD NOW THERE ARE 4.

I SWEAR.......I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

SO SEE FOLKS.......WE CAN MAKE 'PHUNNY' OUTA 'UNPHUNNY'

WE ROCK............

Chapter Two

VIVA LA SILLIES!!!!!!

YOU AMAZE ME.........WHAT A MEMORY IN THE MIDST OF 'SPINNING ON THE WASHING MACHINE CYCLE' :lol:

Outstanding minutes, Lisa........you are now our official Royal Secretary. :P;)

Hey!....and if any of us go deaf, Lisa can sign everything! :lol:

DITTO...........ROYAL SECRETARY!!!!!

I'm not done yet ;)

Hey Jess!!!!!!

Chapter Three

"......friends may come and go but Sillies are forever"--Amanda

the OS thread :ph34r:

".....more to come

BRING IT ON CAN'T WAIT. :lol: YOU SURE NAILED THE HIGHLIGHTS AND DARK NITES TOO :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Chapter Five

"We are going to hold you up until you can do it yourself." :wub:

yacht-free

alphabet-free

"....If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your arse good bye!"

.....write across your bum..."Hey, flip me over!!!"

Jess's uterine map

I don't understand it.....and I don't think I ever will

aySay ouYay ouldWay inkThay atThay at isHay age eHay ouldWay owKnay owHay oTay oadLay a arkinPhay ishwasherDay!!!!!

Judy's gone all anonymous on us

horse dancing to Lady Marmalade

Some people just lose their minds.....

we're buying Bev a horse

......no, you're a smarta$$! :lol:

Pharking Jackbutt

Emily dances to Jive Talkin'

Emily gets a perfect 10 for her boat dismount

WAY TO GO GRAMPA!!......GO US! GO CANADA!

.....now there's no water at all

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

.....a final farewell to Jess's uterus

If you don't let a woman have her way.......Things are going to get ugly!

Ethan and Allen

Weezer in love with Angus

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Lisa

thanks for sending me to bed with a :lol::)

I swear.........these little 'bits' bring so much laughter to me mind ;)

Just love it

hope there is more to come tomorrow.

Jess will have more questions if she hasn't read her THOUSAND emails :lol:

Judy

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Chapter Six

Peeps????Come out and PLAY!?

.....just how long is Ni-Koe-Lah's Turkish frolic??????

Moi? Je suis ici, cach

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Lisa

OMG Chapter 6

I can't tell you how much i'm enjoying these.

i SO WANT TO MAKE COMMENTS................... :lol: BUT................ I SHANT B)

IF YOU HAVE MORE, SHARE SHARE........THEY ARE WONDERFUL

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN REMEMBER THE KEY ONE LINERS........... ;)

JUDY

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

:lol: LISA!!!!! :lol:

The paragon of silly summations!

[To the tune of Nobody Does It Better ]

Noooooooooooooooobuddy duhhhz it behhhhhhhhhh-der .. ..

hey whadja spect?

:) Jess & Gnich return!! :)

<let's get another round of applause for Ye Royal Secretary!!>

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Lisa the chapters cracked me up! Hi sillies....was out with hubbie tonight. I am beat. I curled my entire head of hair tonight and it took almost 2 hours....and it fell within an hour, but I took some pics before I left the house ;)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN REMEMBER THE KEY ONE LINERS........... ;)

remember?????.....are you kiddin me?.....me wee brain din do dat!

:lol: LISA!!!!! :lol:

The paragon of silly summations!

[To the tune of Nobody Does It Better ]

Noooooooooooooooobuddy duhhhz it behhhhhhhhhh-der .. ..

hey whadja spect?

<let's get another round of applause for Ye Royal Secretary!!>

:D

<takes a bow>

I'm off to the benefit ride.........catch y'all later.

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