The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

Ahhhhhh . . . what does this say about we sillies . . . we've done the Heifer International thing, too . . . my, we're a generous and thoughtful lot . . . we're a lot of other things, too . . . but we've got good hearts . . .

yah, sucks, don't it?

I know I've always had visions of being a rollicking b!tch, but I've never been able to pull it off.

[blueeyedmanda]

Every year John and I do adopt an Angel through the Salvation Army. We pick a name off a tree and buy gifts for an underprivledged child. It is always a lot of fun.

[elye]

Every year John and I do adopt an Angel through the Salvation Army. We pick a name off a tree and buy gifts for an underprivledged child. It is always a lot of fun.

It's true, there is absolutely nothing like the feeling of giving to someone who really needs yer help - - especially a child.

Okay, gotta segue this back into Silliness, somehow.... . . . . . ...... . .. .

Hey! I didn't know they climbed TREES!

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a126_goat1.webp

[elye]

Hey! There's a newbie named Eric who's posted over in the coping section.....he's put up a link to a very cool site where you can find humourous celiac T shirts and other paraphrenalia. He states that there "isn't much celiac humour around here".

I think I'd best respond to his post and inform him of Sillyville....get him over here....don't ya think?

[Darn210]

Hey! I didn't know they climbed TREES!

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a126_goat1.webp

They didn't cimb that tree, silly!!! That is a goat tree . . . that's where goats come from . . . sheeesh!!!

Hey! There's a newbie named Eric who's posted over in the coping section.....he's put up a link to a very cool site where you can find humourous celiac T shirts and other paraphrenalia. He states that there "isn't much celiac humour around here".

I think I'd best respond to his post and inform him of Sillyville....get him over here....don't ya think?

Perhaps a personal (PM) invitation . . . we don't just let anyone in here . . . oh, maybe we do.

[blueeyedmanda]

Perhaps a personal (PM) invitation . . . we don't just let anyone in here . . . oh, maybe we do.

Janet- are you saying we are fickle? Not that I didn't already know that!

[Mtndog]

My niece gave a goat in my name last year to a family in Africa. I completely forgot!!!!!!!! :wub:

M-m-m.....a whole association devoted to this.....interesting. I will say no more. Good work Lisa

Well who are the prominent members?

Perhaps I'm just confuzzled . . . are we trying to maintain a goat-free lifestyle . . . or is it just a goat-free diet?? Hmmmm, they telling us that our quality of life will improve if we get ourselves a goat . . . If I get a goat, will I be happier???

I believe we are trying to prevent GOAT ABUSE ;)

yah, sucks, don't it?

I know I've always had visions of being a rollicking b!tch, but I've never been able to pull it off.

Yo- you is a bioch!!!!!!!!!

Getting PICC'd on Friday am but still haven't worked out all the details. Got so stressed out about this sh&*t that I passed out for two hours and then had to do serious retail therapy.

OK, Soozle asked where I got my verbiage from so I must direct you to my Open Original Shared Link

It helps me figure out who what to call rank goat-sucking hedge pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

They didn't cimb that tree, silly!!! That is a goat tree . . . that's where goats come from . . . sheeesh!!!

Janet!! You must plant one of these goat trees in yer yard! To HELL with the dogwood! You get new ones every spring.....you could be helping HUNDREDS of unfortunate families!

[Jestgar]

Getting PICC'd on Friday am but still haven't worked out all the details. Got so stressed out about this sh&*t that I passed out for two hours and then had to do serious retail therapy.

OK, Soozle asked where I got my verbiage from so I must direct you to my Open Original Shared Link

It helps me figure out who what to call rank goat-sucking hedge pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent site! I'll try to use it during lab meetings when someone questions my results.

[Green12]

My niece gave a goat in my name last year to a family in Africa. I completely forgot!!!!!!!! :wub:

Somewhere in Africa there is a goat named Bubba??

Janet!! You must plant one of these goat trees in yer yard! To HELL with the dogwood! You get new ones every spring.....you could be helping HUNDREDS of unfortunate families!

YES, and then this tree will have little goat sprouts, buds, flowers and/or fruits. It will be the tree that keps on giving.....goats!

[Jestgar]

YES, and then this tree will have little goat sprouts, buds, flowers and/or fruits.

Do they come up horns first? Sounds dangerous.

[Judyin Philly]

Ahhhhhh . . . what does this say about we sillies . . . our family has done the Heifer International thing, too . . . my, we sillies are a generous and thoughtful lot . . . we're a lot of other things, too . . . but we've got good hearts . . .

AH

Every year John and I do adopt an Angel through the Salvation Army. We pick a name off a tree and buy gifts for an underprivledged child. It is always a lot of fun.

Ah

Somewhere in Africa there is a goat named Bubba??

YES, and then this tree will have little goat sprouts, buds, flowers and/or fruits. It will be the tree that keps on giving.....goats!

And now back the silly business

love it..............

[dollamasgetceliac?]

:DWarning!

xtremely psilly!

Yesterday,

All my doughnuts seemed not gluten-free

Now it seems like they are more tasty,

Oh, I believe in gluten-free.

Suddenly,

I'm not half the woman I used to be,

There's a 15 pounds hanging onto me,

Oh, gluten-free came suddenly.

Why wheat

Had to go I don't know, the docs wouldn't say.

I said,

Something

[DingoGirl]

Llama Lady - - truly wackl

OMG, Landmarks.... . . healthy ones, mehopes....nothing like, "Just ahead of the small cysts on the right....a little further in, past the yeast, you'll see a formidable imbedded tumour....I'm just past there"..........

Mad

Perhaps I'm just confuzzled . . . are we trying to maintain a goat-free lifestyle . . . or is it just a goat-free diet?? Hmmmm, they telling us that our quality of life will improve if we get ourselves a goat . . . If I get a goat, will I be happier???

and mad also

...it costs us so little, yet it is amazing what you can provide for these beautiful, disadvantaged people.

So I guess I would have to say, YES! Buying a goat made me verrrrrrry happy!

the goats and the heifer international wonderful

Yes, Gian-knut, a GOAT TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, Soozle asked where I got my verbiage from so I must direct you to my Open Original Shared Link

It helps me figure out who what to call rank goat-sucking hedge pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snoooooooooort* :lol: am out of my mind for this new insult kit - Jenn hung up on me, in fact, as I wouldn't stop combining the columns with great glee to form more insults :lol:

BEVVY! Yer picc Always admire your plucky spirit and humoUr though.....Friday? kkrrrap......more retail therapy is required, I think.....

Do you need any new fragrance? did you check ebay? Just search for "ceylon isabell" (but no quotes) and see if you know anyone there :lol:

ohhhhhhhh I LOVE LOVE LOVE MY WEEZEEEE DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere in Africa there is a goat named Bubba??

Julie

Sillies - today, whilst minding my own business and at a stoplight......I had a sudden, quite pleasurable guffaw.....maybe an out-loud snort, really.......there was a big, shiny SUV in front of me.......and in small letters - maybe an inch tall - these words had been taped (quite professionally, I might add) on the back window:

CHILDREN OF THE CORN TAXI

:lol: Just the phunniest thing all day, I'm telling you

night-night, me sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Good Morning, Me Sillies!

Corn Taxi!

Yes, a goat tree......I should very much like one in my back yard, close to our big chestnut. The only thing is, I'd be raking up fecal matter instead of leaves....... . . .

I am going now to check out Ceylon Isabell on ebay..... .

Got my endo appointment in his house, today. I'll be taking his garbage out to the curb on me way out, I'm certain......

[jerseyangel]

Got my endo appointment in his house, today. I'll be taking his garbage out to the curb on me way out, I'm certain......

Hee--if you get lucky and it's laundry day, you might end up outside hanging clothes on the line.....draw the line at bathroom cleaning and litter box sifting

Good luck at yer appointment Em

[jerseyangel]

CHILDREN OF THE CORN TAXI

Woah.....that movie gave me the willies (shivver face)

You said "plucky"

[Judyin Philly]

Morning Sillies

Still scrubbing those floors............Just can't seem to keep all 'me balls in the air at one time'

When i spend the day outside in the garden----------the inside goes to hell

Just taking a break here.

Amanda, did you get the debackel fixed at work yesterday?

Judy

[Jestgar]

WHIIiinnee

I couldn't sleep last night because I've been so immobile. My body hurts from not moving.

If the rain stops for a few hours I'll go for a walk, but does anyone have suggestions of exercise that doesn't involve the abdominal muscles? Or lifting?

[jerseyangel]

WHIIiinnee

I couldn't sleep last night because I've been so immobile. My body hurts from not moving.

If the rain stops for a few hours I'll go for a walk, but does anyone have suggestions of exercise that doesn't involve the abdominal muscles? Or lifting?

Jess-- do no exercise at all except walking--which is good for you right now. It's still too soon for anything else.....when do you go for your follow-up?

[jerseyangel]

Just can't seem to keep all 'me balls in the air at one time'

Wait for it.......Judith has balls???????

[Jestgar]

Wait for it.......Judith has balls???????

:lol:

I am so bad at being not well. Follow up is 1 month after surgery.

Stopping the pain meds was a good idea. Made me much more aware of when I was overdoing it.

I'll try doing gentle stretches throughout the day. Maybe just being in a multitude of positions will help, even if they aren't strenuous.

[DingoGirl]

Got my endo appointment in his house, today. I'll be taking his garbage out to the curb on me way out, I'm certain......

um.......I do recall your crazy at-home doctor but when I first read this, I thought you were having an ENDOSCOPY in his living room. I'm sorry, I really do think that that procedure should be done in a medical facility.......not on someone's divan.......

Yes, hopefully not too much tidying up and scrubbing/vacuuming for you there today.....but maybe you can bake some cookies with teh missus........

WHIIiinnee

I couldn't sleep last night because I've been so immobile. My body hurts from not moving.

If the rain stops for a few hours I'll go for a walk, but does anyone have suggestions of exercise that doesn't involve the abdominal muscles? Or lifting?

JESS!

Patti's right, you should ONLY be gently walking. NO vigorous swinging with those men, either! OMG - I am a really good patient Could loll in bed for days (as long as someone's feeding me and tending to Weez).........

Wait for it.......Judith has balls???????

Patti :lol: quite the comedian, you are

SILLIES - - I have been working out SO HARD at the gym - I think i've.......torn things..... am in SO much pain adn too old for this sort of activity............shoulder/hip/back - what in hell? it didn't USED to hurt this much when I worked out........... getting old SUCKS!

[Judyin Philly]

:lol:

I am so bad at being not well. Follow up is 1 month after surgery.

Stopping the pain meds was a good idea. Made me much more aware of when I was overdoing it.

I'll try doing gentle stretches throughout the day. Maybe just being in a multitude of positions will help, even if they aren't strenuous.

Ah ..............'me balls are missing today'.......I'm a woos. have to go find me balls

Patti's the expert here for sure.

Agree here-----I just know that for me.....after surgeries I found that going off the pain meds made me much more aware of 'overdoing it' too.

I think just changing positions and moving when you can will help with the stiffness........and body aches.

each day will make it better........

Em good luck at the Dr today

don't over do with his 'chores'

[elye]

......I do recall your crazy at-home doctor but when I first read this, I thought you were having an ENDOSCOPY in his living room. I'm sorry, I really do think that that procedure should be done in a medical facility.......not on someone's divan.......

No endoscopy scheduled today........and at least his specialty is NOT in gynecology. Think I'd be slowly backing toward the door if upon entering I saw metal stirrups affixed to his chest freezer........ . . . . ...

SILLIES - - I have been working out SO HARD at the gym - I think i've.......torn things..... am in SO much pain adn too old for this sort of activity............shoulder/hip/back - what in hell? it didn't USED to hurt this much when I worked out........... getting old SUCKS!

Yep, I sure can't do what I was doing ten years ago. I'm slower, less flexible......my hair isn't as nice........well, that's not an exercise thing, but |I could go on and on.....

Jess! Walking is really good! Grab an umbrella and go......Not long, and not quickly...... .. but even a half-hour stroll would be excellent! Yes, I agree with you about easy stretching. Do that when you get back.

How long are you off work?