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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

MYGAWD........

I WANT THOSE SAUNA PANTS!!!

So flattering, I'm sure.....and talk about delineations. .. . . . .I'd be havin' delineations all over the place! But alas, nothing significant for the boobage in the overall style.......... :lol:

I want everyone to go back and look very carefully at the male model's face.

Insanity?

Constipation?

Humiliation, but keeping self in check due to the great need for the money this gig is bringing?

....What is going ON with that man??

Bevell! I'm so sorry to hear about this horrid PICC crap. :angry::angry: BIG HUGS........ :wub:


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jerseyangel Proficient
....What is going ON with that man??

I donno Em.....I know that look--it's the uh-oh.....I gotta go NOW and how am I ever gonna get these pants off in time????? :o:o

Sheer terror, whilst trying to appear cool B)

Darn210 Enthusiast

I think it's the . . . O Gawd, what did my manager get me into??!!! He said it was a top modelling gig!!!! Well, at least this piece of crap won't last long. In a couple of months, nobody will ever see this picture again!!

I think it's hilarious that they try to make the woman look like she can sit in them and she obviously can't . . . a casual leeeeaaaaaannn.

Mtndog Collaborator

Sarah- So happy to see you!!!!!!!!!! Anyway you come :wub: :wub: ;)

:(:( Bevel - this is most heinous!!!!!!!!!!!! So sorry - inject cosmos today, methinks... ;)

did you even SEE Weezee's proclamation of lurve to your Angus in my sig? :wub: she WANTS him to be her friend.....she really does

OMG - note the weener delineation in the man's :lol:

I saw it- I did, I did! And I showed Angus and he leapt throughout the house barking, "She thinks I'm cute!" while his red nose glowed. Ooops, that's Rudolph. I can't show Angus cause he will run all 3000 miles across the country to kiss her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:o

He LOVES all dogs but most especially cute female dingoes!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! I'm laughing so hard right now, Soozle, there are tears in me eyes :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: "weener delineation" :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jess- I wish your cure would work for me and we could go get cured in Fiji (no hurricanes there!) On a beach withOpen Original Shared Linkand his dog serving us drinks, giving us massages and moisturizer and carrying us to and fro we wish to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
I donno Em.....I know that look--it's the uh-oh.....I gotta go NOW and how am I ever gonna get these pants off in time????? :o:o

:lol::lol: Patti!... . ..so, you recognise the look....you've had it before. Thank GAWD, then, that you were never wearing these Magic Sauna Pants when you were so often indisposed. I would think that since they can design them to incorporate penile delineation, they could also work in an emergency space for when the pants just won't come off quickly enough. A Poop Pod, so to speak. :lol:

I think it's the . . . O Gawd, what did my manager get me into??!!! He said it was a top modelling gig!!!! Well, at least this piece of crap won't last long. In a couple of months, nobody will ever see this picture again!!

:lol::lol: And here he is, on Google Central, the search result for millions.........

You know, that's an old pic, and I cannot stop looking at his face. He looks familiar, somehow.

Um.......... . . . .. :unsure::blink: . . .. ..... . ......

I think it's my dad.

Jestgar Rising Star
Ya know I had to run right over there to see the bullet holes, hehe. Everyone around here was furious at "that crazy city boy" for coming up here and shooting up our only ATM!

Ya know yer a redneck when...

Jess- I wish your cure would work for me and we could go get cured in Fiji (no hurricanes there!) On a beach withOpen Original Shared Linkand his dog serving us drinks, giving us massages and moisturizer and carrying us to and fro we wish to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah. The pup just totally completes the look, doesn't he?

You could always just try the Fiji cure :P

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol: Patti!... . ..so, you recognise the look....you've had it before. Thank GAWD, then, that you were never wearing these Magic Sauna Pants when you were so often indisposed. I would think that since they can design them to incorporate penile delineation, they could also work in an emergency space for when the pants just won't come off quickly enough. A Poop Pod, so to speak. :lol:

:lol::lol: And here he is, on Google Central, the search result for millions.........

You know, that's an old pic, and I cannot stop looking at his face. He looks familiar, somehow.

Um.......... . . . .. :unsure::blink: . . .. ..... . ......

I think it's my dad.

:lol: :lol:

That photo appears to have been cut from a box top, so someone apparently bought those pants :o

uh...Kurt?...where did you say you got that photo?....


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OMG!!!!!!!!!!

I just KNEW the guy in the sauna pants would turn out to be Em's Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Poop pod :lol:

I thought his caption should be ....

Darling, I've just farted and I've had follow through

....her's reads

yes, I thought I could smell summat

COME ON BEV!!!...we know Kurt wears 'em (only on Fridays)

elye Community Regular
That photo appears to have been cut from a box top, so someone apparently bought those pants :o

Mygawd......... . ..all those empty cartons and boxes piled up before my parents moved to the retirement home...... .. . ...my dad rushing in as I was clearing them out, shouting, "Wait! There's a couple I wanna keep!"....... ..... .

It's all coming together, now........ . . ... :lol::rolleyes:

And the way he looked so.....FAT, sometimes....almost doughy. . . . ....... ...fat, and hot...... .

:lol:

I thought his caption should be ....

Darling, I've just farted and I've had follow through

....her's reads

yes, I thought I could smell summat

:lol::lol: The dreaded follow-through.... . ..........

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol: The dreaded follow-through.... . ..........

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I missed that the first time!

Green12 Enthusiast
Hallo Psillies- I'm back (at least for today) Gah- more Picc line drama. The one in my right arm freaked (same thing- hives, burning, blisters, weeping and all sorts of fun). Turns out I'm allergic to all adhesive and tape except paper.

So I had to have PICC line #4 in my left arm and can only use regular gauze etc which means I (as in me myself) have to change the dressing every other day. I am :angry:

Oh Bev, I am so sorry :( This has been the PICC line from HELL!

Bev needs giggles and love, stat!

:lol::wub::lol::wub::lol::wub:

Kurt want us all to Open Original Shared Link :lol: :lol:

Oh MA GAH!!!!

:lol:

Sillies!! I have to tell you about my most favorite delicious new snack--Mission Tortilla Chips. Chips usually hate me, but not these!! I can't believe I've never tried them before......

Patti, yay you found a snack that agrees with you :D

Are those the chips in the HUGE brown bag?

Bloody 102 degrees here today......Weez and I are sick of it....alas, cooling to 96 tomorrow, and then low 90s all week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! much better

YIKES! That is toasty, beyond toasty...scorching!!! ....I guess I shouldn't mentioned the 50 degree day we are having today :ph34r:

:wub: Sad a lot of the time, crying a lot again last night, and a ton of anger, but... nothing can take my smile away for long, when I've at least got my boys. :) I think they're the only thing that's kept me sane.

Hi Saray :wub:

I'm glad you have your boys too! :)

I think it's the . . . O Gawd, what did my manager get me into??!!! He said it was a top modelling gig!!!! Well, at least this piece of crap won't last long. In a couple of months, nobody will ever see this picture again!!

:lol:

I can't show Angus cause he will run all 3000 miles across the country to kiss her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He LOVES all dogs but most especially cute female dingoes!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol::wub::lol::wub::lol::wub:

Hee--giggles and love :D

Yes--Mission are in the big brown bags--they have different shapes like strips, rounds, etc. Delish :rolleyes: I want to spread them out on a cookie sheet and warm them up--they'll taste just like the ones at Chili's. :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies

Bev- sorry to hear about the PICC....pure evil it is.....

Sarah- you got us laughing!

So what a crazy day! We took Becky to the airport....the girl did not speak to us the whole way there a nice 2 hr drive. Then She was going to just leave. Jen asked do you want us to go in with you? She shook her head in confusion, finally I asked her do you know where you are going? She spoke up no so we took her in. She was flying on US Airways, and let me tell you that terminal is dead....not many people at all. So we got her to security watched as she went through, that was a far as we could go with her.

We watched some planes take off with Landen, not that he probably understood but fun anyway.

So then it was off to IKEA and then we got lost and then finally found Whole Foods. I got some of those yummy biscuits and then we got dinner and sat outside in the grassy area near the creek. Landen played in the grass and we stretched. we just got home 15 mintues ago.

and the best news came today!!!

JOHN AND I GOT OUR MORTGAGE LOAN THROUGH!!!!! WE WAITED SINCE FRIDAY TO HEAR :):):) now house hunting is official. We know our price range and everything!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
Stumbled across this on youtube . . . it's long but heelarryus

Open Original Shared Link

Hubby walked in just as I started watching..........I thought he was gonna pee his pants! :lol: .........says he can't remember the last time he laughed that hard. He sent it to his work e-mail so he could show his co-workers. :rolleyes:

Kurt want us all to Open Original Shared Link :lol: :lol:

I think I actually remember commercials for those a loooooooooong time ago :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And they double as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

OMG........reminds me of my scuba certification dive. The air tank was a different kind than I was used to...better buoyancy.....so my weights weren't quite right. My butt kept trying to float to the surface!! :blink: ..........needed bigger boobs to balance it out :P

Sillies!! I have to tell you about my most favorite delicious new snack--Mission Tortilla Chips. Chips usually hate me, but not these!! :D I can't believe I've never tried them before...... :huh:

I eat Kroger brand corn chips all the time.....only three ingredients and one of the few snack-type foods I can eat.......I'm addicted.

I want everyone to go back and look very carefully at the male model's face.

Insanity?

Constipation?

Humiliation, but keeping self in check due to the great need for the money this gig is bringing?

....What is going ON with that man??

I think it's more of a...."who the phark blew these up? My stuff is going numb, but I'm going to smile and pretend everything's hunky-dory, then I'm gonna kill me somebody!"

Jess- I wish your cure would work for me and we could go get cured in Fiji (no hurricanes there!) On a beach withOpen Original Shared Linkand his dog serving us drinks, giving us massages and moisturizer and carrying us to and fro we wish to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you're gettin old when you look at a picture of a gorgeous guy and all you can think is.............." Ya know, he kinda reminds me of my son!" <_<

Coming soon.........

Jess's summary

edit: OOps.......Bev's summary

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Well you can tell i didn't read today.........lord alot of activity.

Lot's to comment on.

sorry i can't do all the great 'funnies' loved them all

Would that be considered *assault with intent to grill*?

:lol: told you I was way behind.

ohhhhh my gaaaaaaaaaaaawd

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Do you think he was intending to have them for dinner, with some f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fava beans and a nice chianti ? :unsure:

By far funniest thing in our paper was the man who broke into someones basement and got stuck in the window and had to yell for help....He was on his way out of the house and get this he stole the home owners fake leg.....

:lol:

So I am chilling on the couch, once again not feeling too great.

What's up with your tummy girlfriend? Glad you got to Baltimore.

The headline in our little weekly paper was, "ATM Shot 3 Times; Not Killed."

Sarah's got her funny back ;)

Hallo Psillies- I'm back (at least for today) Gah- more Picc line drama. The one in my right arm freaked (same thing- hives, burning, blisters, weeping and all sorts of fun). Turns out I'm allergic to all adhesive and tape except paper.

but most of all- tired, sore whiney and need some Psilly love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well you'll get that for sure from us......remember i told you i can only use the paper tape too. SUCKS

hate you have this issue............ :ph34r:

Hi Sillies

Bev- sorry to hear about the PICC....pure evil it is.....

JOHN AND I GOT OUR MORTGAGE LOAN THROUGH!!!!! WE WAITED SINCE FRIDAY TO HEAR :):):) now house hunting is official. We know our price range and everything!!!!!

pure evil in deed. :angry:

Congrats on the mortgage loan approval...........i see a house in your future......as i wipe off my crystal ball.

whew need a break here........

judy

elye Community Regular
JOHN AND I GOT OUR MORTGAGE LOAN THROUGH!!!!! WE WAITED SINCE FRIDAY TO HEAR

:):):):):)

How exciting, Amanda!

Hubby walked in just as I started watching..........I thought he was gonna pee his pants! :lol: He sent it to his work e-mail so he could show his co-workers.

Um..... . . . . ....that is one long piece of video. Your hubby must be a Fed........ . ..... :P;)

curlyfries Contributor

Bev's summary

When last we saw Bev, she was sillifying Nathaniel Hawthorne

and then.......

Emily wants to sit on Matthew McConnehay's pockets

estrogen overflow........Peter and Ryan take cover

Nikki got a pharkin parkin ticket

projectile homo sapiens

Patti's hubby bought a romantic vacuum cleaner........she's been suckin all day

Lisa Goosey dragging Jean-Louis Debre to the curb

Funk Beds

floating boobs and festering foot sores in Emily's hot tub

Liesa and Souczie separated at birth

Weezer reading War and Peace

Bunnie's mojo killed by evil-doer ex-girlfriend

Vortex smackdown

Gus second only to snippy Jack Russell

Moldy bed thread not as interesting as Altoids or bed filled w/ Skittles

Judy stimulated elsewhere

There ain't no party like Nana's tea party....Hi ho

Tom's silly still missing

Judy doing pot throwing pots

Amanda has nice muffins

Spice rubbing and sausage slapping

So........apparently size DOES matter

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMeArseO...

.....please do secure all spices and or flacid like meat products.....

Weenie Spice Assaulter

<cumin in the sheets--not good>

Would that be considered *assault with intent to grill*?

What evah became of that troll?

.....stole some poor blokes prosthesis.

heelarryous laughing

jim-jam bottoms

Suzie looking for dates sans boxers.......thinks it's a cover-up

Princess Nikerler

hopping in circles

ATM survives attempt on it's life

Sarah got us larfin

jerseyangel Proficient

Lisa--as always... :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Man!!!! When you put it like that, Lisa, we're damn phunnie!!!

elye Community Regular

Yeeee-haw!! :lol::lol: Well surmised, Leeeeesa! Love trippin' down memory lane wif you........!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Lisa :lol: :lol: :lol: quite the talent you have for our surmisals :lol: dang, we ARE phunny

I can't show Angus cause he will run all 3000 miles across the country to kiss her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He LOVES all dogs but most especially cute female dingoes!!!!!!!!!

:wub: she's waiting.....getting her bed all nice and fluffed for him

A Poop Pod, so to speak. :lol:

*snort*

newest band name:

Poop Pod and the Poo Crimes :lol:

I thought his caption should be ....

Darling, I've just farted and I've had follow through

....her's reads

yes, I thought I could smell summat

OMG :lol: :lol: :lol:

I LOVE when Nik says summat - - can yanks say it? or is it just too lame?

And the way he looked so.....FAT, sometimes....almost doughy. . . . ....... ...fat, and hot...... .

:lol:

mad :lol:

..........needed bigger boobs to balance it out

*sigh* that's always the story, ain't it? :angry:

Green12 Enthusiast

Great recap Lisa!!!!

"Poop Pod and the Poo Crimes"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

and

Sauna Pants and the Flying Debre

JOHN AND I GOT OUR MORTGAGE LOAN THROUGH!!!!!

Congratulations Amanda and John!! This is exciting news :D

You know you're gettin old when you look at a picture of a gorgeous guy and all you can think is.............." Ya know, he kinda reminds me of my son!" <_<

:lol:

He is a hottie that one though (I watch Brothers and Sisters ;) , hee!)

Lot's to comment on.

Judy is kicking arse with the quoting feature :lol: Well done Judy!!

I'm watching the Broncos and the Raid-ahs and I saw this commercial, made me almost spit out my drink.

Open Original Shared Link

Look for the "just don't do stupid things" part :lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sauna Pants and the Flying Debre

:lol: :lol: But - I would add - Sauna WEENER Pants etc. :lol:

Julie - the monkey :lol: :lol:

psawyer Proficient
JOHN AND I GOT OUR MORTGAGE LOAN THROUGH!!!!! WE WAITED SINCE FRIDAY TO HEAR :):):) now house hunting is official. We know our price range and everything!!!!!

Yahoo! Yippee! This is such wonderful news.

estrogen overflow........Peter and Ryan take cover

I am going now to hide under the bed. :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star

Which troll was that?

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