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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Sillytubbies ahoy!!!!!

Well, we're still here despite the these scientists dabbling........was getting ready to say goodbye an 'all ;)

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Science :blink: (Jeeeeeessssss!!!!!)


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jerseyangel Proficient

For a change of pace, I'd like to offer some investment information:

Investment tips for the closing months of 2008. For those of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these yet to be completed consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBang Bang

Jestgar Rising Star
Probably deleted something juicy before I got a chance to read it <_< ............some people just don't know how to play nice :P

My thoughts exactly.

Nik, I'm afraid it's too late. The collider has created a humongous black whole that we've all been sucked into with no hope of ever seeing daylight again

....oh wait....that's just this thread... :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Sillytubbies ahoy!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link :blink: (Jeeeeeessssss!!!!!)

hot tub GOOD :lol: black holes BAD :ph34r:

For a change of pace, I'd like to offer some investment information:

Investment tips for the closing months of 2008. For those of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

:lol: Great Patti loved it.

Green12 Enthusiast

Group I found on Facebook:

"F@#& Gluten, I'll Punch Gluten In the Face"

:lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Peter undercover :lol:

See now . . . I consider this taunting . . . makes me want to know WHO and WHAT . . . and WHO??? I musta been a cat in a previous life . . . and curiousity killt me.

Me too! The WHO, the WHAT, the WHY......

We shall be the Sillietubbies........ . . . . . ..... :lol:

:lol:

Well, we're still here despite the these scientists dabbling........was getting ready to say goodbye an 'all ;)

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For some reason, this doesn't seem like a good idea to mess with :blink:

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

Kind of like the Poop Pod Pants :lol:

Amanda!!! Florida sounds fabulous!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

The morning has not started out well for me. So I walk to the cafeteria with my work buddy, I get water spilled all over my nice sky-blue pants. Walk back to the office and start making my cereal and milk which is not a daily thing. But John bought me rice chex and bananas...so I got to put the milk on and spilled it all over myself......

Then this woman told me and another coworker we have no idea what we are doing here at our jobs!!!! So I am about ready to throw the towel in and just go home....try it again tomorrow!

Sillies its crazy I tell you!


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik, I'm afraid it's too late. The collider has created a humongous black whole that we've all been sucked into with no hope of ever seeing daylight again

....oh wait....that's just this thread... :P

:lol: ....an alternate universe from which there is NO ESCAPE!!!

hot tub GOOD :lol: black holes BAD :ph34r:

Judy knows......Judy is wise <nodding head>

Group I found on Facebook:

"F@#& Gluten, I'll Punch Gluten In the Face"

:lol::lol:

I bet you joined!! :lol:

elye Community Regular

Whoa, Nikerler! fascinating article.. . . . ......especially this paragraph:

It is a very expensive science experiment, costing an estimated

jerseyangel Proficient

In light of Nik's article....

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It's a catchy little buggar....... :D

Green12 Enthusiast
I get water spilled all over my nice sky-blue pants. Walk back to the office and start making my cereal and milk which is not a daily thing...so I got to put the milk on and spilled it all over myself......

Crazy Amanda! I immediately suspected your post count :lol:

I bet you joined!! :lol:

I did :lol:

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It's a catchy little buggar

Catchy indeed!

elye Community Regular

Patti! Just emailed the Barenaked Ladies' link to Jack, as he is a big phan and he knows quite a bit about a couple of obscure things listed off in the song - - he's done big projects on Pangea and Austrolopicathus (?)....... .. . ...

I can barely say and spell them, let alone grasp them........ :rolleyes:

Julie, I must go check to see if I am a member of the F@*k off Gluten troupe.... .. .... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti! Just emailed the Barenaked Ladies' link to Jack, as he is a big phan and he knows quite a bit about a couple of obscure things listed off in the song - - he's done big projects on Pangea and Austrolopicathus (?)....... .. . ...

I can barely say and spell them, let alone grasp them........ :rolleyes:

Cool! :D

Do you get the show "The Big Bang Theory" there? I'll bet Jack would love it--we watch it every week, it's really phunny. If not, I know you can view complete episodes on CBS.com.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Did I join this one? Cannot recall..... . . . ......too busy trying to catch up with friends who are keeping me completely up to date on when they've just had a bowel movement, what kind of coffee they got while at Starbucks an hour ago, how their daughter's plantar wart is faring...... . . ...... :rolleyes::lol:

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there Em?? :lol:

You know I really don't have time to EVER get a (proper) job (i.e get paid) as what with the constant trawling the food shops for safe foods/going to the gym/the silly thread and facebook.....there just ain't 'nuf time!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Cool! :D

Do you get the show "The Big Bang Theory" there? I'll bet Jack would love it--we watch it every week, it's really phunny. If not, I know you can view complete episodes on CBS.com.

We get it here.......phunny :lol:

N>B My pet hate of the day is putting my clean quilt cover on <_<

Also...I just noticed my (new) keyboard doesn't have a Euro (monetary) symbol <_< ....well how ridiculous...I got a dollar and a pound so why no Euro ?? :unsure:

...one more thing....my 'backspace' key is SO slow!!! (when you've 'quoted' and want to take out unwanted sentences)

WHY???

What does it all mean :blink:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We watched the funniest strangest game show the other night, it was called the wall, and I forget if it was FOX or not but this wall moves at people and it has a cut-out and the contestants have to make the poses and not fall into this pool of water.

psawyer Proficient
...one more thing....my 'backspace' key is SO slow!!! (when you've 'quoted' and want to take out unwanted sentences)

WHY???

Click on the Start button at the bottom left of your screen. Go to Settings, then Control Panel and then select Keyboard. There will be a tab labeled Speed. In that tab you can adjust the key repeat delay and rate.

What I usually do to delete a large block of text is to "select" (highlight) it by dragging the cursor over it, and then hitting the "delete" key.

elye Community Regular
Also...I just noticed my (new) keyboard doesn't have a Euro (monetary) symbol <_< ....well how ridiculous...I got a dollar and a pound so why no Euro ?? :unsure:

Well, no matter, Nik........you Brits don't really wanna have anything to do wif the Euro, do you? :rolleyes:;)

....my 'backspace' key is SO slow!!!

WHY???

Mygawd.....things are escalating.... .. . ... .. ...

It's that Higgs Particle......... . .. :unsure:

Click on the Start button at the bottom left of your screen. Go to Settings, then Control Panel and then select Keyboard. There will be a tab labeled Speed. In that tab you can adjust the key repeat delay and rate.

The Oracle Hath Spoken.

Yes, I do the same for getting rid of text - - just highlight what ya don't want, and hit "delete".

have not seen The Big Bang Theory....... . . . must look for this. .. . ....... . . .

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Hallo SilleTubbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

OMG - em's gittin' herself a hot tub - we are SO descending upon her house......... :P

Well, The Weasel :wub: is getting her dirty little teef cleaned as we speak....and thank God, no extractions, saving me $150! Oh, anal glands to be emptied also........oh, such a fresh, clean little dog she will be! :D

and this time......I did not have a panic attack over the procedure as I did last time - I was crying :ph34r:

<I need HELP for this pathological attachment to me dog>

Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover.

See now . . . I consider this taunting . . . makes me want to know WHO and WHAT . . . and WHO??? I musta been a cat in a previous life . . . and curiousity killt me.

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! I went searching...............WHO got kicked off? what thread? oh I HAVE to know........will pm the Oracle........

HI Llama Lady :lol: Um, I think Bev has done that very same campaign....alas, LL, if you want my vote, and I WILL vote for you, you'll have to poop in FAR more often here ;)

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

:lol: Patti

Group I found on Facebook:

"F@#& Gluten, I'll Punch Gluten In the Face"

]

OMG :lol: I am goign to go to Julie's page adn join this group tout suite!

Do you get the show "The Big Bang Theory" there?

that is the most hee-larry-us show....I never miss it. And yes, I think Jack WOULD love that show.....oh Em, you must look for it!

You know I really don't have time to EVER get a (proper) job (i.e get paid) as what with the constant trawling the food shops for safe foods/going to the gym/the silly thread and facebook.....there just ain't 'nuf time!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know.....how can we be bothered to have a full-time job?

and Janet.....I don't think I like yer new job.......you haven't been here as much :P

OMG NIcola - it is INDEED that Higgs particle causing yer computer and duvet troubles, methinks....... :unsure:

Sillies - must go pick up The Weez soon!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to kiss her shiny little mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient

Spiffy, shiny, cute 'lil Weezie :D Give her an extra hug fer me! ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Awww Weaze is going to be a new dog!

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh my gawd.....Weezee is so cute, I want to kiss her (Bev speaking here, not Angus!) :wub: :wub:

I think one should be able to purchase a toaster that produces a sound like a phart - - something handy on which to blame that errant escapee.... .. . .it would give the dog a break....... :rolleyes:

:lol:

Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

PsillyTubbies Unite!!!!!!!!!!! Form of a nekkid jacuzzi party!!!!!!!

For a change of pace, I'd like to offer some investment information:

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBang Bang

Patti- Too phunny!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Group I found on Facebook:

"F@#& Gluten, I'll Punch Gluten In the Face"

Must go join- that is AWESOME- I think we should all get t-shirts or tattoos of this!

SillyTubbies- It seems I have fallen (asleep) and I can't get up! Help! It's 4:00 here and I've napped three times- cannot wake up. At least I started cooking dinner in the crockpot when I woke up this morning (cabernet pot roast with veggies and poe-ta-toes) cause I haven't looked at it since. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Spiffy, shiny, cute 'lil Weezie :D Give her an extra hug fer me! ;)

:wub:

Awww Weaze is going to be a new dog!

:wub:

Oh my gawd.....Weezee is so cute, I want to kiss her (Bev speaking here, not Angus!) :wub: :wub:

:wub:

Weezee wants to kiss ALL of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Aw Bevvie--at least when you get hungry fer dinner, you've got somephin yummy all set to go! When I'm feeling really crappy, I use the crock pot, too. :) It's a lifesaver!

Ok--what's Facebook? :ph34r: Is it like MySpace--where i got scared and cancelled my membership? :unsure: Are you guys all over there, er sumphin? :huh: What am I missing?

elye Community Regular

Crockpot to Bevvie's rescue! It is a lifesaver at times, 'tis true.........

Ok--what's Facebook? :ph34r: Is it like MySpace--where i got scared and cancelled my membership? :unsure: Are you guys all over there, er sumphin? :huh: What am I missing?

Patti! You must become a member.... . . ..it is a vortex like no other. You get pinched, and poked, and have a Magic Wall that gets written on... . . .....quite surreal.... . ..

...And people tell you what they're doing.....each detail..... . . throughout the day.. . . ... :huh::rolleyes:

WEEEEEEEEZIEEEEE!! :wub:

Gus and Elsie both got clipped yesterday. They are so hilarious, the two of them off to the spa together...... . . .... :lol: Must post a pic.....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Click on the Start button at the bottom left of your screen. Go to Settings, then Control Panel and then select Keyboard. There will be a tab labeled Speed. In that tab you can adjust the key repeat delay and rate.

What I usually do to delete a large block of text is to "select" (highlight) it by dragging the cursor over it, and then hitting the "delete" key.

MYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He ain't called the Oracle for suffink ....thanks Poeter!!

Well, no matter, Nik........you Brits don't really wanna have anything to do wif the Euro, do you? :rolleyes:;)

Well, no.....but I should have one!!

PsillyTubbies Unite!!!!!!!!!!! Form of a nekkid jacuzzi party!!!!!!!

The new and elite group on Facebook :huh:

SillyTubbies- It seems I have fallen (asleep) and I can't get up! Help! It's 4:00 here and I've napped three times- cannot wake up. At least I started cooking dinner in the crockpot when I woke up this morning (cabernet pot roast with veggies and poe-ta-toes) cause I haven't looked at it since. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!

This is exactly what the slow-cooker was invented for :D:P

Nap away Bevvy :D....... Blankies too???

Ok--what's Facebook? :ph34r: Is it like MySpace--where i got scared and cancelled my membership? :unsure: Are you guys all over there, er sumphin? :huh: What am I missing?

Yeah, there is a bunch of sillies over there...like Myspace but easier to navigate methinks

Random stuff, comments, pics ..etc

...so come on over Paddeigh!!!

Don't be scared!!!!!!!!.....use your privacy settings so only your 'friends' can see your stuff!! :D

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