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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Dear GAAAAAWWWWDDDDdddd!!!!!!!!!!!! :o ..............it's TOO late!!!!!!!!!!.....I've seen it.........burnt on me retina...........

You're in!! You're in!! Nikerler's IN!!!!!! :lol::lol:B)


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Good Lord, I'm such a stooge. I thought I had been reading the last few pages, not the first few. Oh well, better 2 years late than never.

I'm not really that much of a moron--most of the time :lol::lol:

Going to take a nap now....

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh you phresh, phresh psillies- You've got me checking out the thumbs of everyone online. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "He's all thumbs" :lol: :lol:

Must be a part of that ballcock state of mind, all things ballcock...and thumbs

OMGAWD- I had to fix the ballcock on our toilette yesterday - wanted to video it for all of you but no one was around. Except Angus and he does not have opposable thumbs. <snort>

Methinks Julie & I are of a too delicate a nature to view such...... :unsure: .....a thing :lol:

Methinks our Nikkeigh doth protest too much!!!!!!!!!!

I know I'm not really involved in this thread, but I couldn't help this one, CALLING ALL MOMS......

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,

Welcome!!!!!!! I love this song- reminds me of my niece! And I love love love belugas- so cute and chirpy!

(Wanted to make sure I welcomed ya, and that you didn't think I was thumbin my nose at ya. )

< :lol::P > means snort now.

Laura's getting her psilly on!

Must go- many pages to thumb through!!!!!!

PeOter and paddeigh- ba ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: <<continuous snorting>>>>>>>>

Mtndog Collaborator

Speaking of snort- while googling for thumb jokes I found THIS under practical jokes:

SNOT TRICK: Take a little sauerkraut and stuff the end of it up your nose so it hangs down over your mouth. Put your hands over your nose and mouth and fake a sneeze in front of someone. Then pull your hands down and if you can stand it, start eating the saurkraut. [Thanks to Cindy R.]

Can you imagine? Hmmm...at a Red Sox game. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Good Lord, I'm such a stooge.

Actually, a stooge would fit in here quite nicely! :lol:

Must go- many pages to thumb through!!!!!!

N-yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk!! :lol:

See what I mean? B)

Green12 Enthusiast
btw, we need a <snort> emoticon.

YES!!!! and surely a <thumbs up> emoticon

:lol::lol:

where did you ever find that..........couldn't be attached to Marks arm could it????? :lol:

:lol: Judy, you so silly! I bet it is Mark's thumb :D

What can it be about us three?? :huh::lol:

You big thumb lovers!!!!!

Dear GAAAAAWWWWDDDDdddd!!!!!!!!!!!! :o ..............it's TOO late!!!!!!!!!!.....I've seen it.........burnt on me retina...........

:lol: Nikki, corrupted so easily....

Oh you phresh, phresh psillies- You've got me checking out the thumbs of everyone online. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "He's all thumbs" :lol: :lol:

OMGAWD- I had to fix the ballcock on our toilette yesterday - wanted to video it for all of you but no one was around. Except Angus and he does not have opposable thumbs. <snort>

Must go- many pages to thumb through!!!!!!

PeOter and paddeigh- ba ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: <<continuous snorting>>>>>>>>

Yay Bev, good to see you laughing and snorting, and checking out thumbs :lol:

:wub:

SNOT TRICK: Take a little sauerkraut and stuff the end of it up your nose so it hangs down over your mouth. Put your hands over your nose and mouth and fake a sneeze in front of someone. Then pull your hands down and if you can stand it, start eating the saurkraut. [Thanks to Cindy R.]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Green12 Enthusiast
Good Lord, I'm such a stooge. I thought I had been reading the last few pages, not the first few. Oh well, better 2 years late than never.

I'm not really that much of a moron--most of the time :lol::lol:

Going to take a nap now....

:lol:

It's ok, it's easy to do. I sometimes think I've clicked on the end of the thread only to find myself directed to the beginning!


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You do appear a tad... obsessed....... :P

:lol: she DOES, doesn't she?

WTH did yer post Em???...me computer says 'Forbidden 403'

Yup, mine too.........'twas a very NAUGHTY thumb, methinks

:lol:

Must be a part of that ballcock state of mind, all things ballcock...and thumbs

New band name!

OMG - that thumb in Patti's av..... :unsure: quite long adn skinny. I would have to say NO if he asked me out.

OMG - speaking of being asked out. It did happen last night, a very persistent (and GORGEOUS) young man.

Alas, he was ridiculously nattily dressed.......had on a very expensive business shirt, light blue with white collar and white FRENCH CUFFS. With CUFFLINKS. :blink: who in hell wears those any more, especially in this god-forsaken fashion wasteland of a town? [Which is the very question I asked him as I examined said links. :lol: ] He put his number into my cell phone.....I deleted it when I got home to avoid texting temptation. Oh - why, you ask? Because.....after he walked me out to my car, he went in and had a drink with a young blonde that came in. I told him that I knew he was going to do this, of course. Oh, and he's also 35. WAY too young. And, he's 6 foot 5 inches - way too tall. Hurts my neck just thinking about it.

But dang, I really shoulda checked out his thumbs. :lol: :lol:

OMG. . .... .... . .... . ...That is the stuff of side shows. .. . . . . ... ...

:lol: *snort*

Methinks Julie & I are of a too delicate a nature to view such...... :unsure: .....a thing

INdeed! Avert thy gaze from all thumbs, ladies! :P

Shield yer eyes, girls...it was sumphin similar to this--

OMG :lol: what in hell? clearly the creator of this sculpture KNOWS the thumb-size secret.....

Yours didn't work for me either, Patti . . . "Not Found" . . . What kind of secret thumb club are you & Em running??

:lol: Psecret PThumb Clubb

Dear GAAAAAWWWWDDDDdddd!!!!!!!!!!!! :o ..............it's TOO late!!!!!!!!!!.....I've seen it.........burnt on me retina...........

:lol:

Good Lord, I'm such a stooge. I thought I had been reading the last few pages, not the first few. Oh well, better 2 years late than never.

I'm not really that much of a moron--most of the time

we like stooges AND morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNOT TRICK: Take a little sauerkraut and stuff the end of it up your nose so it hangs down over your mouth. Put your hands over your nose and mouth and fake a sneeze in front of someone. Then pull your hands down and if you can stand it, start eating the saurkraut. [Thanks to Cindy R.]

Can you imagine? Hmmm...at a Red Sox game.

I dare ya!

Jestgar Rising Star
Good Lord, I'm such a stooge. I thought I had been reading the last few pages, not the first few. Oh well, better 2 years late than never.

Yah? Well I'm still gonna have Baaaaabeee balooooooooga running through my brain sung only as a four year old can sing it.

Speaking of snort- while googling for thumb jokes...

:blink: Because this would be anyone's natural inclination after seeing a photo of a thumb... :blink::unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
:blink: Because this would be anyone's natural inclination after seeing a photo of a thumb... :blink::unsure:

Only here, pholks! :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
With CUFFLINKS. :blink: who in hell wears those any more

I'll bet the guy in my av has on cufflinks :P

elye Community Regular
SNOT TRICK: Take a little sauerkraut and stuff the end of it up your nose so it hangs down over your mouth. Put your hands over your nose and mouth and fake a sneeze in front of someone. Then pull your hands down and if you can stand it, start eating the saurkraut. [Thanks to Cindy R.]

But wait. ... . . . ..... :unsure: Here's the most interesting thing of all. . .. . . ...... . Who is Cindy R?? Should we not try to find her, bring her into the Psilly brethren? :lol:

OMG - that thumb in Patti's av..... :unsure: quite long adn skinny. I would have to say NO if he asked me out.

Hmmmm. . . . ..this brings up an interesting point - - we know the thumb correlation for length. . ... . ...is it the same formula for width? :huh::rolleyes:

But dang, I really shoulda checked out his thumbs. :lol::lol:

Next time! And anyways.. .. . . methinks the cufflinks cancel out any positive signals from the thumbs.. . . . ....

We like stooges AND morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We ARE stooges and morons!! :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
We ARE stooges and morons!! :lol::lol:

*snot* *snort*

jerseyangel Proficient
We ARE stooges and morons!! :lol::lol:

True dat!!!! :D

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
OMG - speaking of being asked out. It did happen last night, a very persistent (and GORGEOUS) young man.

Alas, he was ridiculously nattily dressed.......had on a very expensive business shirt, light blue with white collar and white FRENCH CUFFS. With CUFFLINKS. :blink: who in hell wears those any more, especially in this god-forsaken fashion wasteland of a town? [Which is the very question I asked him as I examined said links. :lol: ] He put his number into my cell phone.....I deleted it when I got home to avoid texting temptation. Oh - why, you ask? Because.....after he walked me out to my car, he went in and had a drink with a young blonde that came in. I told him that I knew he was going to do this, of course. Oh, and he's also 35. WAY too young. And, he's 6 foot 5 inches - way too tall. Hurts my neck just thinking about it.

But dang, I really shoulda checked out his thumbs. :lol: :lol:

Hey, my boyfriend is 6'5". I just stand on the bed when I need a big comfy hug. He's used to leaning down for stuff anyway. There are a few light fixtures in the house that give him some trouble, I kinda designed the place before I knew he'd be around.... heh heh, oops......

I can also comfortably say that my boyfriend had the largest hands I've seen on a man except my uncle who played professional basketball. And the slenderness of the thumb would appear to have no correlation to the slenderness of the .... um.. ahem.

Anyway. I'm having grund beef n onions with cheese on top and a salad for dinner! Maybe some garlic bread too. How bout you guys? :)

:ph34r:

gluless Newbie
But wait. ... . . . ..... :unsure: Here's the most interesting thing of all. . .. . . ...... . Who is Cindy R?? Should we not try to find her, bring her into the Psilly brethren? :lol:

Hmmmm. . . . ..this brings up an interesting point - - we know the thumb correlation for length. . ... . ...is it the same formula for width? :huh::rolleyes:

Next time! And anyways.. .. . . methinks the cufflinks cancel out any positive signals from the thumbs.. . . . ....

We ARE stooges and morons!! :lol::lol:

Oh yes...that IS an interesting point...however, I have always heard the nose was the true measure of a man...

Ruminating on the erogenous buttock area zone the past couple of days ...I've come to the conclusion that sadly, for us celiacs that is a phallacy...the fault line in that zone is prone to eruptions (ie. Mt. St. Helens' reference) ...could cause some pserious dephlation in the plumbing fixture (ballcock) ...sadly we may have to phorgo yet another pleasure...

oh yes..as for sauerkraut up the nose...not as fun as it seems it would be, LOL

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hey, my boyfriend is 6'5". I just stand on the bed when I need a big comfy hug. He's used to leaning down for stuff anyway. There are a few light fixtures in the house that give him some trouble, I kinda designed the place before I knew he'd be around.... heh heh, oops......

I can also comfortably say that my boyfriend had the largest hands I've seen on a man except my uncle who played professional basketball. And the slenderness of the thumb would appear to have no correlation to the slenderness of the .... um.. ahem.

Anyway. I'm having grund beef n onions with cheese on top and a salad for dinner! Maybe some garlic bread too. How bout you guys? :)

:ph34r:

:lol: Bunnie, you is silly! we are going to get in TROUBLE......Em started it :lol: (oh wait, Jack started it)

Well, this guy was too young, too pretty, too dressed up :blink: and, he had the slight whiff of cheater about him. <_< Just the slightest and I could be wrong but......I'm a little hypersensitive to that at this point. :angry: You have to be careful of the SOOOOPER charming, smooth guys......

Your dinner sounds yummy. I have made my world-famous herbed/vegetable meatloaf, it astounds me every time. [especially astounding is that when my mom served meatloaf when I was little, I would skulk out of the room shrieking "NOT DOG FOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :lol: so the fact that I now love it (revised gourmand recipe) is shocking]

I worked for just over three hours this morning for my old boss in the trail crew office......very productive, trying to organize him (very scary with one who has such a wildly DISorganized brain). :huh:

I am soooooooooooo bored right now and do not know what to do wtih self. :unsure: Oh, don't get me wrong, there's plenty to do here......but a distinct sense of ennui is settling in......

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Bunnie--We had pot roast which I threw together in the crock pot this morning. Twas excellent! :)

Sorry yer bored, Soozle.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sorry yer bored, Soozle.....

:( thanks Padt.......maybe restless and angsty is more what I am? dunno......

going to the gym now, I suppose.....p'raps that will help.

or - wait - how about this -

ALL SILLIES REPORT TO MY SQUALID HOUSE AT ONCE FOR MOJITOS AND COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

jerseyangel Proficient
:( thanks Padt.......maybe restless and angsty is more what I am? dunno......

going to the gym now, I suppose.....p'raps that will help.

or - wait - how about this -

ALL SILLIES REPORT TO MY SQUALID HOUSE AT ONCE FOR MOJITOS AND COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

I am so THERE!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
:( thanks Padt.......maybe restless and angsty is more what I am? dunno......

going to the gym now, I suppose.....p'raps that will help.

or - wait - how about this -

ALL SILLIES REPORT TO MY SQUALID HOUSE AT ONCE FOR MOJITOS AND COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

Erm, I don't think I'm gonna make it for the party. I live in Ct. If you overnited a mojito it would probably get here faster! :lol:

I think I might have a glass o wine with mah dinna! Is it against the rules to have white wine with beef?....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Hi Bunnie--We had pot roast which I threw together in the crock pot this morning. Twas excellent! :)

Sorry yer bored, Soozle.....

ooo ooo what kinda recipe? I keep trying beef in the crockpot and failing miserably. Lamb works real good, but you can only have lamb so many nights a week.....

Jestgar Rising Star
ALL SILLIES REPORT TO MY SQUALID HOUSE AT ONCE FOR MOJITOS AND COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

:ph34r: Get robots

elye Community Regular

ALL SILLIES REPORT TO MY SQUALID HOUSE AT ONCE FOR MOJITOS AND COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

Oh, yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh.......... . . .....count me in! :D

Bunnie, I drink white wine wif everything..... . . ....almost to the point where I put it on my cereal, over ice cream.....

:o:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Bunnie, I drink white wine wif everything..... . . ....almost to the point where I put it on my cereal, over ice cream.....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . OK . . . THAT explains a LOT!!

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