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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
:D i wish!! but no, sadly, the one thing no one can do for me... :( write about a personal experience you've had in which the setting or a particular person has shaped or influence who you are. ugh :angry:

Well, methinks you should just go the ultra-creative route, and write a thousand words on Suzanne Somers.... . . . . . ... :huh::lol:

Janet!! I see you typing!! How were the scary caves?? Here, take back this bloody crown. . . . ...!

:lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
:D i wish!! but no, sadly, the one thing no one can do for me... :( write about a personal experience you've had in which the setting or a particular person has shaped or influence who you are. ugh :angry:

Oh that wouldn't stop Emily . . . she lies makes things up is extremely creative!!

We're back . . . I'm exhausted . . . laundry laundry laundry . . . ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Hope you all had a good weekend.

Susie . . . love the latest av

Patti & Judy . . . help me!! I need some garnening done!!

Tom . . . Good Luck. You can do this!!

Bev . . . CRAP!!@!!@#@! Enjoy yer piccfree time tho . . .

Julie . . . dog update, please.

Emily . . . get out of my parking spot and wth is with that court jestgar jester . . . he's creepy following me around and playing that damn tambourine!!

Hello to everybody else.

I'm headed off to check my email . . . any surprises???

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judy! I have often thought of this, wished it even. . . . I often want another arm. The question remains: Where would the best place be for it to function most effectively, to pick up the slack, to be in the best spot to perform what my other arms/hands miss? It's fascinating to ponder. . . . . do I want it out the centre of me back, to do chores and small jobs that can be done with my back turned, not requiring direct watching? To most easily fix my underwear/jeans when they're riding up my butt?

How about out the top of me head? For waving above everyone else at airports, concerts, auctions. . . . . ...

Between my boobs, to separate them (they'd look better, methinks), and to carry that extra grocery bag in front, to shake hands with the third person I meet in a group. . . . . ...

....Dunno. . . . . . must ask The Ripper. . . . . . ... :lol:

as for the arm, i vote for an extra long one in the middle of the stomach with a brain of its own (which always complies w/mine) that allows me to multitask w/o messing both things up :lol:

HI ALL

good ideas for sure

I think i need one in me front somewhere.

yes ask the Ripper......

I sure need an exta arm Dangling ...........SOMEWHERE!

ha just saw a post from Janet...dang you guys are fast.............WELCOME HOME........AGAIN..........JANET :lol:

Judy

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Oh that wouldn't stop Emily . . . she lies makes things up is extremely creative!!

We're back . . . I'm exhausted . . . laundry laundry laundry . . . ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Hope you all had a good weekend.

I'm headed off to check my email . . . any surprises???

You didn't tell us how the scary caves were!!! Hello!!!

Erica94 Rookie
Well, methinks you should just go the ultra-creative route, and write a thousand words on Suzanne Somers.... . . . . . ... :huh::lol:

Janet!! I see you typing!! How were the scary caves?? Here, take back this bloody crown. . . . ...!

:blink::lol:

what scary caves? wait janet where were u exactly??

Oh that wouldn't stop Emily . . . she lies makes things up is extremely creative!!

Emily . . . get out of my parking spot and wth is with that court jestgar jester . . . he's creepy following me around and playing that damn tambourine!!

:lol:

i bet she got him at target :P is he fighting w/the trumpeter yet?

Jestgar Rising Star
i bet she got him at target :P is he fighting w/the trumpeter yet?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Emily!! Keep the hired help under control!

Erica94 Rookie
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Emily!! Keep the hired help under control!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nobody answered my question!! or questions?

again:

so there's a new coronation in ... 6 pages? :D

how is the queen/king chosen?

how long do they rule?

what scary caves? where was janet?

Queen Jess, isn't that your job? answering questions of lowly serfs?


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POOP IN time! I am enjoying having 2 arms for a change (and you guys want 3- ha!)

New queen? Ooh ooh....perhaps we should elect a prince/princess like one of the pups or kitties in the thread. Queen Weezee? King Gus?

An Uncle Ray for y'all:

Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to Operate on.

The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!Everything inside them is color-coded.

The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction Workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine . Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

nobody answered my question!! or questions?

again:

so there's a new coronation in ... 6 pages? :D

how is the queen/king chosen?

how long do they rule?

what scary caves? where was janet?

The first poster on the rollover page is the new heir to the throne.

They rule until the next 100 page rollover.

Janet went to Mammoth Caves.

........and shouldn't you be doin your homework young lady?????? <_<

Erica94 Rookie
An Uncle Ray for y'all:

:lol: :lol:

The first poster on the rollover page is the new heir to the throne.

They rule until the next 100 page rollover.

Janet went to Mammoth Caves.

........and shouldn't you be doin your homework young lady?????? <_<

ahhh... aww no fair i'm in school most of the time :P

mammoth caves... no idea where that is but it sounds fun... was it, janet? :D

uhhh.... no, course not... don't be ridiculous...... :ph34r:

fine yes... u all have permission to yell at me if u see me on here... <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
........and shouldn't you be doin your homework young lady?????? <_<

*snort* . . . me thinks I spy a procrastanator . . . takes one to know one and I know one when I see one!!!

curlyfries Contributor
New queen? Ooh ooh....perhaps we should elect a prince/princess like one of the pups or kitties in the thread. Queen Weezee? King Gus?

King Zeus sounds quite regal :D ..........Queen Tinkerbell, on the other hand.........

DD had a biopsy recently of a rash. She's had it for months. Doesn't really look like pictures I've seen of DH, but seems to get worse when she eats gluten. Results came back negative for celiac....not sure if he even did it right......but positive for lupus. The dermatologist isn't convinced that diagnosis is accurate, so he's running blood tests for lupus, celiac, and thyroid.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
POOP IN time! I am enjoying having 2 arms for a change (and you guys want 3- ha!)

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine . Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable :lol:

B) ah Bevie........i should have been more sensitive to ya! ;) I want another arm you just want what the left one to be healthy!! Ah hell girl, I've give you one of mine and use me 'boob's to prop the cane inbetween.........

let us know what you did this weekend .........you wild thing B)

and loved the last Uncle Ray punch line.

glad you have some humor today.

yes, Erica...back to the books young lady B)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Mammoth Cave in . . . wait for it . . . Cave City, Kentucky. . . largest known cave in the world.

Each year we pick a different tour to go on. This year we went on the "Snowball Tour"

Duration: 3 hours

Walking Distance: 2 miles

Sells Out at: 38 visitors

Restroom Available: Yes

Description: Descend nearly 200 stairs at the Carmichael Entrance of Mammoth Cave, pass the craggy breakdown of the Rocky Mountains and enter gypsum encrusted Cleaveland Avenue. This tour showcases gypsum in various crystalline shapes and sizes. The beautifully elliptical Cleaveland Avenue terminates in the Snowball Room, viewed by visitors since the 1840s. Food may be purchased from the park's concessionaire during the 45 minutes spent in this room, traditionally a 20th-century underground meal stop. Visitors retrace Cleaveland Avenue, ascending nearly 200 stairs at the Carmichael Entrance.

Elevation Change: 267 feet

Number of Stairs: Approximately 400 (183 are descended on the way in and ascended upon exiting the cave)

Steep Hill Climbs?: The 183 stairs at the exit

Restrictions: General Restrictions apply

Because we were such a small group (we had less than twenty on our tour), our guide took us to see a couple of other things. However, if you ask the kids what their favoUrite part was . . . buying candy and eating it (at picnic tables) in the snowball room. And they were amazed at the restrooms . . . actually, I was too. I thought they would be a lot more . . . um . . . gross? . . . primative? . . . not that I was expecting posh or anything, I just expected more port-o-let-ish. The candy and seeing a bat in the cave were the highlights!! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

BTW......DD has signed onto the forum as Breeziedaye, so if you see her sneeking a peek in Sillyville, feel free to give her a hard time! :P

Mtndog Collaborator

Janet- That trip sounds SO cool!!!!!!!

DD had a biopsy recently of a rash. She's had it for months. Doesn't really look like pictures I've seen of DH, but seems to get worse when she eats gluten. Results came back negative for celiac....not sure if he even did it right......but positive for lupus.

I hope that is WRONG!!!!!!!!!

B) ah Bevie........i should have been more sensitive to ya! ;) I want another arm you just want what the left one to be healthy!! Ah hell girl, I've give you one of mine and use me 'boob's to prop the cane inbetween.........

Judy :lol: :lol: :lol: I went to the Topsfield fair and went to a party last night and played with 2 big old Bernese Mountain Dogs :D :D :D :D

Erica94 Rookie
*snort* . . . me thinks I spy a procrastanator . . . takes one to know one and I know one when I see one!!!

methinks u spies right! i'm a terrible... wait, no, i guess an amazingly fantastic procrastinator... but i can never get any big project (like, i dunno, say, an essay?) done until i'm under serious pressure and deadlines, and u would think that it being due tomorrow would be enough to freak me out but noooooo :angry:

King Zeus sounds quite regal :D ..........Queen Tinkerbell, on the other hand.........

DD had a biopsy recently of a rash. She's had it for months. Doesn't really look like pictures I've seen of DH, but seems to get worse when she eats gluten. Results came back negative for celiac....not sure if he even did it right......but positive for lupus. The dermatologist isn't convinced that diagnosis is accurate, so he's running blood tests for lupus, celiac, and thyroid.

oh i'll enter my pets into the... uhh... competition? anyways, Queen Sunny the parakeet, Queen Heidi the German shepherd, King Jack the gray tabby, & Queen Cleo the baby black Halloween cat :D :D :D :D

poor DD!! hope the test was wrong... keep us updated :)

BTW......DD has signed onto the forum as Breeziedaye, so if you see her sneeking a peek in Sillyville, feel free to give her a hard time! :P

phoeey... i thought she would be my age... :( ahh well i think she's the closest :) hi DD!! :D

elye Community Regular

Hey! Just got back from Sophie's first hockey game of the season.....they won 1-0. She was very busy in front of the net. Oy, here we go. . . . another nerve-wracking season as a goalie's mom has begun. . .. . . . . . :rolleyes:

And I put that crazy jester to use - - threw him out onto the ice, on skates, between periods to entertain the parent spectators. Wouldn't you know it, though... . . out thundered the trumpeter, competing for attention. There was a brawl. The benches cleared. . .. frenzied bugling and tambourining. . . .craziness. the jester and trumpeter were penalized, and put in the box. Had their trumpet and bugle confiscated. :lol:

Bah. How embarrassing. I do hope, after all of these misadventures wif my monarchical coloUr staff, that I am not Queen again until these gentlemen iron things out, and return to a respectible level of professionalism. :huh::lol:

Sounds like a phab trip, Janet!

Lisa. . . . ....we'll have to keep an eye out fer that DD o' your'n around here - - you may have to start behaving yerself!

Hope you get some answers with these new blood tests.........

happygirl Collaborator

GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
And I put that crazy jester to use - - threw him out onto the ice, on skates, between periods to entertain the parent spectators. Wouldn't you know it, though... . . out thundered the trumpeter, competing for attention. There was a brawl. The benches cleared. . .. frenzied bugling and tambourining. . . .craziness. the jester and trumpeter were penalized, and put in the box. Had their trumpet and bugle confiscated. :lol:

Bah. How embarrassing. I do hope, after all of these misadventures wif my monarchical coloUr staff, that I am not Queen again until these gentlemen iron things out, and return to a respectible level of professionalism. :huh::lol:

Well, Em, it's you're own fault, you know. That's what you get for leaving them unattended in the hot tub last night! <_< You could've at least locked up the liqUor cabinet. :rolleyes:

Erica94 Rookie
Hey! Just got back from Sophie's first hockey game of the season.....they won 1-0. She was very busy in front of the net. Oy, here we go. . . . another nerve-wracking season as a goalie's mom has begun. . .. . . . . . :rolleyes:

And I put that crazy jester to use - - threw him out onto the ice, on skates, between periods to entertain the parent spectators. Wouldn't you know it, though... . . out thundered the trumpeter, competing for attention. There was a brawl. The benches cleared. . .. frenzied bugling and tambourining. . . .craziness. the jester and trumpeter were penalized, and put in the box. Had their trumpet and bugle confiscated. :lol:

Bah. How embarrassing. I do hope, after all of these misadventures wif my monarchical coloUr staff, that I am not Queen again until these gentlemen iron things out, and return to a respectible level of professionalism. :huh::lol:

hooray for sophie!! :D

sounds like a royal madhouse at the hockey rink :lol: i think jess is right, you really must sit them down and have a long conversation about how to behave in public... sheesh acting like children... :P ... :oTHEY'RE NOT CHILDREN ARE THEY?!! :blink: YOU DIDN'T STEAL FIVE-YEAR-OLDS DID YOU?!!! :angry:

Erica94 Rookie
Well, Em, it's you're own fault, you know. That's what you get for leaving them unattended in the hot tub last night! <_< You could've at least locked up the liqUor cabinet. :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Erica.....is that essay done yet?!?!?!?!?!?? <_<

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Sillies!!

Erica!! Did you pull an all-nighter? About whom did you choose to write? You must tell us all, in precis form. . ... . . .

Well, it's picture day at Jack's school. He's all spiffed up in his uniform, and has said that he is relieved that he does not have zits yet, "like my sister!" Of course, announced loudly, in her presence.. . . ...Then the repeated script ensues:

"Yeah, well . .. ...at least I don't have BABY FAT all over my face, still!"

"Yeah? Well, thank gawd I don't have a huge BUM like yours!!"

"Oh, yeah?? Well, the photo company just may refuse to take yer picture this year - - might cause massive damage to the internal camera computer!"

"Ha! I'll bet YOUR school will refuse to put your photo in their yearbook....too embarrassed!!"

It's something I hear fairly regularly at this time of year. Jack's parting shot will be some advice about Sophie wearing her goalie mask for her shot, as it will look best that way. . . . ..

Gad. :rolleyes::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Welcome to Monday---pretty blah here but hoping for a better week. Last week was terrible between the pink eye thing, Landen being so sick, no luck in the housing area and then yesterday I was mean and said something to Jen which I shouldnt have said and made her cry--plus while making dinner last night I was straining water off pasta and dumped the pot of boiling water and half of it spilled on my barefeet....luckily it looks good today...there is some sunshine!

So I am hoping for a much better week.

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