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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Gotta go sing. Nobody be funny for the next 4 hours.

What's Jess singing tonight? "Food Glorious Food"? "It's a Fine Life"?

...."He Had it Comin'"?. . ."Cell Block Tango"?. . . . . fer all you Chicago fans.. ....... :P


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Open Original Shared Link

do u kno who i am?

keep guessing

Howdy LlamaLady!! Where ya been? Well, the song says . . . 'If you don't know me by now, you will never never know me . . . oooooooooooo' . . . so I'm guessing we will never never know unless you provide a few hints . . . and I mean some good ones!!!

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

Open Original Shared Link

i can haz gluten free cheezburger?

HINT!

I love llamas and lolcats

I am phamous!

I iz a good

elye Community Regular
Open Original Shared Link

do u kno who i am?

Well. . . . .Let's see.... . .. Simply Red's lyrics.... . ..

All the things that we've been through

You should understand me like I understand you

Now girl I know the difference between right and wrong

I ain't gonna do nothing to break up our happy home

Oh don't get so excited when I come home a little late at night

Cos we only act like children when we argue fuss and fight

OH MY GAWD!!!!.... . .. . . .. :o it's Jim Bennett!!! My Ex-boyfriend!!!

Jim!!!!. .. :huh::unsure: . .. . You've, uh . .. . tracked me down .. .. .... .!!. . . .

What . . . . . are ya. . . . doing here???! And. .. .why the llama pseudonym? Was that something I was supposed to pick up on? A subtle reference to those . .. . furry costumes. . .. you were so fond of donning at certain times. . . . . . ...????

:huh::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
What's Jess singing tonight? "Food Glorious Food"? "It's a Fine Life"?

...."He Had it Comin'"?. . ."Cell Block Tango"?. . . . . fer all you Chicago fans.. ....... :P

So Jess, do you have an outfit like Open Original Shared Link?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Open Original Shared Link

i can haz gluten free cheezburger?

HINT!

I love llamas and lolcats

I am phamous!

I iz a good

I thought we already decided you were Oprah!!

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

elye, no I am not Jim think harder... a tv personality perhaps?


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Darn210 Enthusiast
elye, no I am not Jim think harder... a tv personality perhaps?

OMGAWD!!!!! Emily!!! It's yer dad!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
do u kno who i am?

keep guessing

Loads of laundry done: 0

Loads of laundry left to do: infinity

Loads of dishes done: 0

Trips to the grocery store: 1,000,000

Floors vacuumed:

Bathrooms cleaned: ?

Litterboxes cleaned: -1

Movies watched by hubby: 0

Naps taken: INSOMNIA MAKE ME GO CRAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay. Llama Lady, a TV personality with celiac.........is crazed w/ insomnia (dude, I was there for 15 years, I take drugs for sleep now :wacko: ), does TONZ of grocery shopping, doesn't clean anything or do laundry or dishes (has cleaning lady, I think), may or may not have hubby (see: zero movies watched by hubby) and really loves llamas.

But.......I think she's an AUSTRALIAN TV personality.

and, I don't KNOW any Aussie TV personalities.

does she have red hair?

:lol:

I give up. and - who DOESN"T love LOLcats? :lol:

or - - wait - -

:o

IS LLAMA LADY SIMPLY RED????????????????????????? is it really a guy, with one or two 80's hits and curly red hair? :unsure:

dammit LL, I can't take it!

We are going to need some better hints.

What's Jess singing tonight? "Food Glorious Food"? "It's a Fine Life"?

...."He Had it Comin'"?. . ."Cell Block Tango"?. . . . . fer all you Chicago fans.. ....... :P

<_<

:lol:

ohhhhhhhhhh - - - - loathsome

I had the youtube on in background whilst typing (who posted that?) and felt..........tortured :lol:

I iz a good

...........a good WHAT? :huh:

LLAMA LADY we need MORE. MORE, this INSTANT, I demand it.

<because, I have no life> :lol:

OH MY GAWD!!!!.... . .. . . .. :o it's Jim Bennett!!! My Ex-boyfriend!!!

Jim!!!!. .. : . .. . You've, uh . .. . tracked me down .. .. .... .!!. . . .

:lol: :lol:

I thought we already decided you were Oprah!!

she can't be Oprah.

or............can she? :huh: quick, somebody find out, does Oprah have an inordinate fondness for llamas?

I think it's Olivia Newton-John.

elye, no I am not Jim think harder... a tv personality perhaps?

oh how she/he toys with us. <_<:lol:

pouring a glass of wine to ponder it all.

Rounding up the llamas in me back yard. (I never told you guys.)

LLAMA LADY, we NEED a FAMOUS celiac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☺☺☺

<do you guys think it's Michael Jackson? >

jerseyangel Proficient

Holy Toledo and fer the love of Peter Sawyer.......I have no idea what is going on here :blink:

LL--are you a phamous Celiac? What in hell?????? :o

Darn210 Enthusiast
<do you guys think it's Michael Jackson? >

:lol::lol::lol: . . . OH NO!!! We spend too much time together . . . I was going to post that!! . . . :lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Holy Toledo and fer the love of Peter Sawyer.......I have no idea what is going on here :blink:

LL--are you a phamous Celiac? What in hell?????? :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what in hell, INDEED!

and oh, how she toys with us. Just pops in every few weeks and won't tell us a thing.

and we NEED a really PHAMOUS CELIAC to speak for us.

;)

come on, Llama Lady, be a sport.

at least we know she's Psilly.

:P

Darn210 Enthusiast
and we NEED a really PHAMOUS CELIAC to speak for us.

Oh to hell wif that!!! . . . We just need a phamous psilly celiac to give us psillies some street cred . . . that we so richly deserve!!! :lol::lol:

Jenny McCarthy? Not Celiac . . but knows that gluten-free stuff.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol: . . . OH NO!!! We spend too much time together . . . I was going to post that!! . . . :lol::lol::lol:

*snoooooooooooort*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

doesn't MJ live in Dubai er sumfin?

:lol:

could it be? he's raising llamas in a far-off land........disguising himself and his children.......comes in and toys wif us.................stays up all hours, doing no laundry/cleaning or litter box emptying.......takes one million trips to the grocery store (disguising his children, Prince, Prince, and Blanket)............

it's all coming together now.............starting to see it...................

:lol:

back to my stupid movie..................

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh to hell wif that!!! . . . We just need a phamous psilly celiac to give us psillies some street cred . . . that we so richly deserve!!! :lol::lol:

Jenny McCarthy?

:lol: :lol: that is exactly what I MEANT to say........street cred is what we need!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenny McCarthy? that would be good.......and she's soooooooper silly.......................OMG - she is the one to write our book! The Psilly Chronicles: My Secret Experience as a Llama Lady in Wackl Land

:P

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Everyone

The big move is over- very successful. Jen slept at her house last night. The apartment below is almost cleaned.....very strange to know they aren't below me. We made the roadtrip to Frackville at 9:30 last night and picked up Landen. My mom adored him. She said Jen has done a great job of raising him. Which made Jen cry. My mom commented on what a happy baby he is as well. Today we did some shopping. We are all dead tired. It's back to work tomorrow.

Jen is hoping to work tomorrow night so Landen will return and then on Tuesday.....Landen turns 1!!!!!! What a quick year.

Then in 2 weeks.....its my anniversary!!! yikes!!!!

Time to get some laundry done...Carry on Sillies!

elye Community Regular
OMGAWD!!!!! Emily!!! It's yer dad!!!

Okay. Llama Lady, a TV personality with celiac.........is crazed w/ insomnia (dude, I was there for 15 years, I take drugs for sleep now :wacko: ), does TONZ of grocery shopping, doesn't clean anything or do laundry or dishes (has cleaning lady, I think), may or may not have hubby (see: zero movies watched by hubby) and really loves llamas.

But.......I think she's an AUSTRALIAN TV personality.

does she have red hair?

IS LLAMA LADY SIMPLY RED????????????????????????? is it really a guy, with one or two 80's hits and curly red hair? :unsure:

OMG. . . . . . . ...Llamalady could be my dad. . . .......This sounds exactly like him..... :o:unsure: . . .Think of the funny coincidences......Les Lye, Llama Lady.. . .......he's capable of anything, really . .. . .. ...

Amanda! Glad you had a good, productive day! I'm sure you'll have a good sleep tonight.. ..... :)

jerseyangel Proficient
......Les Lye, Llama Lady.. .

....the plot thickens......

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

GOOD LORD...........

AND I THOUGHT THE TV SHOW 'LOST' WAS PROBLEMATIC.............. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
GOOD LORD...........

AND I THOUGHT THE TV SHOW 'LOST' WAS PROBLEMATIC.............. :lol:

*snort*

elye Community Regular
GOOD LORD...........

AND I THOUGHT THE TV SHOW 'LOST' WAS PROBLEMATIC.............. :lol:

*snort*

*snortsquared*

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jestgar Rising Star
So Jess, do you have an outfit like Open Original Shared Link?

pro'ly more like this Open Original Shared Link. Maybe with less revealed up top. We do family shows.

Em, you never told us your dad was a lady!

um, could you clarify the biology of that :ph34r:

gotta go make Canadian tarts

jerseyangel Proficient

Susan,

Please explain your av.

Thanks.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susan,

Please explain your av.

Thanks.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:o

OMG - she called me SUSAN??????????????????????

I must be in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Well, it's from LOLcats, and it's a cat's head coming out of a pizza box, what do I need to explain? :lol:

and it says:

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN WHEAT AND KITTEHZ

:lol: :lol:

I thought it particularly appropriate for this phorum, don't you?

:P

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