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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
No, she does not. . . . but this may be the MOST SIGNIFICANT clue yet - - subtle, but there.. . . . ..Van Gogh's Sunflowers is owned by The Yasuda Fire and Marine Insurance Company Ltd., out of Tokyo.

Llama Lady is David Suzuki.

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Does he also have lots of llamas?

Did you get to watch Big Bang Theory last night, Suz?

well.......kind of........it was on in the background..........but I was very busy, on a llama chase.

:ph34r::lol:

We have to help her! If she doesn't get llamas soon I'm sure this deep rooted need will progress to alpacas and full grown camels! Where will she ever find an apartment that'll accept camels??

Psillies! Unite and psave this poor psoul!!

*snort*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

GIAH-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! traveling again? what in hell?

OMG - she hasn't said where. Do you suppose they're heading Down Under for ......the Llamas With Celiac symposium?

:unsure:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol: Jess said *llamalessness*
Darn210 Enthusiast
GIAH-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! traveling again? what in hell?

OMG - she hasn't said where. Do you suppose they're heading Down Under for ......the Llamas With Celiac symposium?

:unsure:

:lol::lol: Would looooovvvvvveeeee to visit Australia . . . would even sit through a Llamas With Celiac Symposium if I had to. Alas . . . I'm headed to Ohio :huh:

We are headed to Hocking Hills . . . an area wif bunches of state parks, trees, trails, possibly some horseback riding . . . and possibly . . . rain :angry:

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Sillies, just a little poop in :)

The mystery of Llama Lady's true identity....I got nuthin.......somehow I think the yeti and Suzanne Somers are invovled though, just saying <_<

One thing I do know for sure, I find the spelling of kitty as "kitteh" highly amusing :lol:

Janet! on the road again?!? I want to come and live with yer family, always going somewhere!! Have fun :)

elye Community Regular

Janet! Away again! Mygawd, what a woman, flitting about with her family, here, there, over hill and dale . . . ..have a super time at Hocking Hill (what a TERRIFIC name)....

We'll have this mystery solved before ya git back. . . . .... ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
The mystery of Llama Lady's true identity....I got nuthin.......somehow I think the yeti and Suzanne Somers are invovled though, just saying <_<

One thing I do know for sure, I find the spelling of kitty as "kitteh" highly amusing :lol:

Yes, SS and Yeti are HIGHLY involved in this covert subterfuge. <_< Yeti covets their hair, SS covets their....slim-ness?

I LOVE kitteh. :lol: It's from LOLcats, their spelling of everything crackz me up.

EM! hot tub looks phabulush!

Janet - trekking around in teh rain - zoigs. :unsure: I'd want a luxe hotel room, good movies, and lots of room service. :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Janet - trekking around in teh rain - zoigs. :unsure: I'd want a luxe hotel room, good movies, and lots of room service. :lol:

.......and great shopping!


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Which of the following celebrities has Celiac Disease?

P Diddy

Jessica Simpson

Billy Bob Thorton

Rich Gannon's daughter

How about some of these? Rich Gannon's daughter?

Personal

Bill Brown, former Minnesota Vikings running back, is his father-in-law. [2] Rich is married to Shelley Gannon. He has two daughters Alexis and Danielle. Danielle suffers from celiac disease, a chronic digestive disorder, and cannot eat glutens.

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I'm headed to Ohio :huh:

We are headed to Hocking Hills . . . an area wif bunches of state parks, trees, trails, possibly some horseback riding . . . and possibly . . . rain :angry:

My 93 year old Uncle and second Dad has a original Swedish log cabin in the Hocking Hills.

I spent many wonderful holidays and summer vacations there. Loved to hike in the H Hills.

You'll love it.

Where do you actually live?

Should be beautiful this time of year

have fun.

Judy

jerseyangel Proficient
Janet - trekking around in teh rain - zoigs. :unsure: I'd want a luxe hotel room, good movies, and lots of room service. :lol:

Yes! B)

.......and great shopping!

Gawd yes! :lol:

Thought you guys would get a chuckle out of this......so I'm at the grocery store just now, the same one where the lunchmeat conundrum occured last week. While I was at the service desk that day, a woman asked the young man behind the counter where she could find wheat germ. He kinda gave her one of these :huh: and said he'd ask someone. I told her it was most likely near the oatmeal. Ok, everyone's happy.

So today, I'm walking with me cart, and a woman going the opposite way says to me--"do you happen to know where barley would be?" :o:o (!)

I mean....what are the chances? :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I mean....what are the chances? :lol:

They spot an EXPERT when they see one going the opposite way..........

Judy

curlyfries Contributor
So today, I'm walking with me cart, and a woman going the opposite way says to me--"do you happen to know where barley would be?" :o:o (!)

I mean....what are the chances? :lol:

Patti has inadvertently fallen into the Twilight Zone of gluten!

Jestgar Rising Star
So today, I'm walking with me cart, and a woman going the opposite way says to me--"do you happen to know where barley would be?" :o:o (!)

I mean....what are the chances? :lol:

And you said "near the warfarin and other poisons"?

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Patti! :huh:

what does it mean???????????

okay - yeti evidence - why don't they just BELIEVE US??????????????????????????

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
And you said "near the warfarin and other poisons"?

OMG :lol:

can you imagine the looks :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG :lol:

can you imagine the looks :lol:

The phunny part was, when it registered what she had just asked me, I had this really strong urge to giggle :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Patti! :huh:

what does it mean???????????

okay - yeti evidence - why don't they just BELIEVE US??????????????????????????

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How come they never find yeti poop? Must be huge, after all.

Green12 Enthusiast
Thought you guys would get a chuckle out of this......so I'm at the grocery store just now, the same one where the lunchmeat conundrum occured last week. While I was at the service desk that day, a woman asked the young man behind the counter where she could find wheat germ. He kinda gave her one of these :huh: and said he'd ask someone. I told her it was most likely near the oatmeal. Ok, everyone's happy.

So today, I'm walking with me cart, and a woman going the opposite way says to me--"do you happen to know where barley would be?" :o:o (!)

I mean....what are the chances? :lol:

Ha ha Patti! I bet you were thinking, "what do I look like, the gluten fairy?"

Jess, huge yeti poop :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Ha ha Patti! I bet you were thinking, "what do I look like, the gluten fairy?"

:lol: Yeah! If she only knew how much time and energy I use trying to stay AWAY from the stuff! :P

Ah, people are phunny..... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
And you said "near the warfarin and other poisons"?

:lol::lol:

Patti, when asked if you knew where the barley was, ya should have stated, "Oh, now .. . you really don't wanna go there. . .. . really...."

How come they never find yeti poop? Must be huge, after all.

Or yeti skeletons? What, they never poop, and they never croak? :huh:

Mtndog Collaborator

Hi Psillies! just wanted to poop in and say thanks for all the support- you guys rock! I'm doing a little better today (no psilly back yet) and hopefully, i'll find my lost mojo at some point. :wub: :wub: :wub: to all of you.

Mtndog Collaborator

Well, I can always count on Uncle ray to have his funny on!!!!!!

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe

in their car.

They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the

car and hisses at them through th e windshield.

'Quick, quick!' shouts Sister Catherine. 'What shall we do?'

'Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,' says

Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on

and continues hissing at the nuns.

What shall I do now?' she shouts.

'Switch on the windshield washer.

I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican ,' says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.

Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues

hissing at the nuns.

'Now what?' shouts Sister Catherine.

'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen.

'Now you're talking,' says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and

shouts, 'Get the f*&ck off the car!'

Jestgar Rising Star
Well, I can always count on Uncle ray to have his funny on!!!!!!

'Now you're talking,' says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and

shouts, 'Get the f*&ck off the car!'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Love the sneaky ones!

Lisa Mentor

Patti is the #1 all time poster! WOW

Bev, hope you feel better soon, and Laura, thinking about you tomorrow.

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti is the #1 all time poster! WOW

Yeah--that's a lot of gabbing! :lol:

This would not surprise Mark at all B):lol:

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