The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Mtndog]

Hewwo Psillies- can't catch up.......body is all awackl from new antibiotic but wanted to poop in and say hello.

One thing, Emily's boob :lol: :lol:

[jerseyangel]

Jan-it, I sent that on to my husband and older son Phunny!

Thinking about Amanda and her family, too.

[jerseyangel]

One thing, Emily's boob :lol: :lol:

That one truly never gets old!

Bevvie----not body wackl

[happygirl]

Is there a formal list of who has been 'in charge'?

[Darn210]

One thing, Emily's boob :lol: :lol:

That one truly never gets old!

So in about a hundred pages or so . . . out of the blue . . . someone just needs to post "Emily's boob" . . . and we'll all start larfing our arses off . . . the newbies will love it.

Tom . . . are you still mayoing today??

Bev . . . a good kinda wackl or a bad kinda wackl?

[jerseyangel]

Is there a formal list of who has been 'in charge'?

Don't know if anyone has kept track, but I know I've never been Queen By now, there can't be too many of us who haven't.......

[jerseyangel]

So in about a hundred pages or so . . . out of the blue . . . someone just needs to post "Emily's boob" . . . and we'll all start larfing our arses off . . .

Sillie shorthand

[Green12]

Happy Friday Sillies!

Thinking about Amanda and her dad

A conversation w/ mom:

Me "Then a u-turn at 136th." [We'd already crossed 82nd, 90th, 10-somethin']

Mom "*I* [from "you-turn" of course] turn at 1:36? Won't we be late?"

"A U-turn, ya know, reversing direction. At 136th St."

"To the right?"

"Uhhhhhhh . ...<wondering why I even need to be in this conv> .. ..to the left, mom"

This cracked me up Tom!!!!!

Julily works ok duddinit?

LOL! Kind of sounds like a flower...Joo-lily

Glad you survived the assembly line that is Mayo yesterday, and glad you had a pretty good doc (a big plus). Back for more today??

You can add Lily Dean.........she's a cute little chinchilla with her own facebook account!!..........Lives with DD.

Well this is how bored I was last night , I searched for Lily Dean and there were like 70 possibilities!

Quick poop in.....no time ....busy day (would prefer to sleep )

Alarm didn't go off this morn....NO one got up in time....everyone feels like this ------->

Oh no! The dreaded alarm not going off, throws the whole day!

Why so busy today Nik, what were you guys up to?!?!

Hey, Ricky Gervais (sp?) was on The View today (talk show here in the US), he is so PHUNNY!! I like him a lot!!

How s he thought of over there?

Oh, gawd. . . ...me, as well. I would love to have all my stomach flab pushed up to my boob area, and just trapped there. Just a simple rearranging of phat, really.

Sounds like a most excellent solution!!

Um. . .. . .actually, methinks he may have cancelled our friendship. He no longer seems to be in my collection of Friends, though he sat proudly there for a couple of months.

He probably got to thinking, "Now, this just doesn't feel right. Don't know this woman. . ... .... what if I am just the subject of some lame, humiliating dare? An arbitrary name they've thought up, had a few good laughs over?? They break into squeals of laughter when they read all about what I'm 'currently doing right now' - - that I've just taken out the garbage, that my constipation has subsided... .. .They're probably JUST LAUGHING AT ME!! Well, I'll show you - - I'm NO LONGER your friend!"

And thus, the end of the Russell Smythe chapter.

Think I'll request his Friendship again.

How could Russell Smythe do such a thing, pass up your friendship?!?!

I would dare you and say DO IT! Add him again! ......but I know you will, no dare needed

And I would not fish my phone out of a port-o-potty, no how no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Barf-o-rama!

Loved yer silly Janet!!!

Hi Judy!!!

HUGS BEV!!!!!!

[tom]

Am I the solitary Royal Two-Timer???

Maybe I should go for a 3rd to stay one up .. ..

:diabolicallyplottinglyrubbinghandstogetherface:

Mwahhaha .. .

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ....t I'm all alone here now .. ..could just post until I AM King!!!!!!!!

[psawyer]

You are not alone.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

We are at the store setting up the Christmas merchandise. This is definitely not Christmas weather. Sixty degrees F and quite nice.

[WardGirl]

You are not alone.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

We are at the store setting up the Christmas merchandise. This is definitely not Christmas weather. Sixty degrees F and quite nice.

I'll just add my Ho! Ho! Ho! as well. God it's too early for the silly Christmas season to start.

[jerseyangel]

Well well well! Well done, Wardgirl--you're the new Queen!

I was gonna give it a shot, but our new President-Elect has just made his phirst news confrence and I couldn't tear meselph away

[Darn210]

I'll just add my Ho! Ho! Ho! as well. God it's too early for the silly Christmas season to start.

Qween JackKey hath spoken!!!!!

With a mere 19 posts . . . she has beat you to the throne Patteigh!!!! . . .

[jerseyangel]

With a mere 19 posts . . . she has beat you to the throne Patteigh!!!! . . .

So what else is new? I've been beaten out by 'em all!

Of course, now Queen Jacquie must spend more time here among her minions

[WardGirl]

So what else is new? I've been beaten out by 'em all!

Of course, now Queen Jacquie must spend more time here among her minions

Yes I will split my duties between my Ward and Sillyville unlike your last monarch

[jerseyangel]

Yes I will split my duties between my Ward and Sillyville unlike your last monarch

Yeah--whatever happened to our phormer Queen anyway? We're like a rudderless ship here--going off in all directions, no phormal edicts.....

[tom]

Whoa Royal Congrats to Queen Giacci I!!!!!!

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[tom]

Oops!!! Begging your Royal Pardon for defacing the Coronation Page w/ a double post

[elye]

YAYYY!!! ALL HAIL QUEEN JACQUIEEEEEE!!!!!

...And I've MET our new monarch!!!! Shook hands - -even hugged her!! ME......hugging royalty!!

Believe me, guys, Jacquie will look amazing with the sceptre clenched in her hand, the crown jewels strewn about her head and neck, and that robe . .. ......um. . . . . did someone get it dry-cleaned??

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

There are 2 or maybe 2

[jerseyangel]

Oops!!! Begging your Royal Pardon for defacing the Coronation Page w/ a double post

Pataughmn Normally I would delete a double post--but that struck me phunny.

So, do you go to the Mayo again today? I know they couldn't do all the tests but I wasn't sure if they would do the ones they could.

[jerseyangel]

Patti!! Methinks you became Monarch when Skaought deleted page two or three, after a pornographic site was uncovered under a link. .. . . .. Kind of a roundabout way, but official, nonetheless!

Nope--that whole thing reeked of misconduct. I distanced meselph quite quickly

[tom (HubbaHubba)]

Hehe

Heehee

If no one stepped up soon I was ready to be the Unclothed Emperor

<hubba-hubba>

(At the LEAST, the Intro to the new Sillyvile National Anthem would have to be Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow)

[Darn210]

Hehe

Heehee

If no one stepped up soon I was ready to be the Unclothed Emperor

<hubba-hubba>

(At the LEAST, the Intro to the new Sillyvile National Anthem would have to be Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow)

GAH!!!!! Tom's posting nekkid!!!!!! PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSE tell me that you are sitting in one of the many waiting rooms posting NEKKID at the mayo clinic!!!

I noticed immediately btw . . . :blushingface:

[Darn210]

Somebody needs to PM Juliely and Judithly and tell them it's safe to come and post again . . . Queenship has been assigned . . . and they are safe for another 99 pages.

[nikki-uk]

Any news on Amanda's Dad???

Rudderless ship no more!!!

Queen Ghia-quee at the helm!!!!!!

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