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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

<snort>

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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They soooooooooo wanted me to join their tour . . . but, you know . . . already had me own committments.

<_< Shame

Morning, Psillies!

OMG, Nik. . . . . ...I have a pair of Asics runners meself. . . ....and neither of us are a part of the Chip World of which Ptaoughmghmnuss speaks. .. ... . ...

Or ARE we?? :unsure:

Incidentally, I believe this would be yet another terrific moniker for the Man-head.

ASIC.

It's time I share with you the way of ASIC man

He is in fact an accomplished Yogi, and is in Warrior Pose (though you can't tell 'cos his arms have fallen off

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

OOoops!!! (meant to say in the above post)

HI AMANDA!!!

Glad yer pooped in!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
...but what a fab little gadget for washing out your sinus's!!! (although I think the spout's a little big for delicate feminine nostrils!! )

It looks that way, Nik, but the actual hole where the saline solution comes out is pretty small. The surrounding spout has to be large in order to seal the nostril. This particular one is very comfortable to use (as long as you don't put liquor into it)--I used to use a bulb syringe, but that tended to shoot the solution too hard and I had to plug my nostril around it--very akward. ;):D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Morning all

yes, Patti, but have you been pouring scotch through yer nose with it? :lol:

OH GAWHD :lol:

I dont think I am ever going to catch up with everything I missed last week--here at work. I get something finished and then turn around and there is like a stack of 15 other things to get done....crazy times!

Hopefully my dad will get home tomorrow. It will be nice I know to have him home again :)

Been thinking of you so much

Yes hope he gets out tomorrow also and know it will be a big relief.

Judy

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I dont think I am ever going to catch up with everything I missed last week--here at work.

GAD....Where is Leeeesa when we need her???

**************************************

Amandaly, Juliely and Nikerlerly

Adjectives of frequency

Janet's on smack

Ptaoughmghmn doesn't opt fer breast implants

Barkbark Obama for president!

Nikerler's Al avoids a major poo crime

Dancin' lobsters

That facebook phenom, Russell Smythe

Hand placement in relation to nearby boob(s)

Ptaoughmghmn's Mayo madness

Cellphone in porta-potty - - take the loss, or TP-glove it?

Jacquie's Royal Ascention

Sudden nekkid Tomhubbahubba appearance

Who's afraid o' bein' Queen??

The agony of emotical restrictions

Weezie Smythe on facebook

Julie @ AFA/CSU

Naughty magnets

Soooozie's kidney crisis

Smelly Poo Poo Head Mark

Ptaoughmghmn waits for the Great Pumpkin

Jess has too much furniture

Good Grief!!

Bulky tubes

Holey Smoley, what a goalie!!!

Nebulas and Hugos

WRAP IT UP....

Pet lingerie and country wear

Tit fer tatt

PETR - -that infamous trouble gene

The strange fake man head in Em's ho tub

ASIC. . . . . what's it all mean???

There, Amanda....you're caught up . . . . . .... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Well done, Em!! :D

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

BRAVO EM!!!!! :lol:

Yer done Leesa proud ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Pathetic as this sounds, I just went to Phacebook to lookup Weezie Smythe :lol: I didn't want to miss out on anything.....but couldn't find her. Lots of Weezie Smythes, actually :huh: , but not ours.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Thanks Em!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

So happy to see you posting again Amanda!!!

Excellent summary Emily!

Loved the joke Bev!

A real HO TUB......... . :rolleyes:

Maybe he's the guy with the lighter.......Chet.........poor guy.......that's all that's left of him

He is in fact an accomplished Yogi, and is in Warrior Pose (though you can't tell 'cos his arms have fallen off
elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Pathetic as this sounds, I just went to Phacebook to lookup Weezie Smythe :lol: I didn't want to miss out on anything.....but couldn't find her. Lots of Weezie Smythes, actually , but not ours.

Mygawd.. . . .. .there already are Weezie Smythes on there???? :lol:

Do the poor ladies have black noses and pointed ears?

Nikki, my neti pot seems to have a much smaller spout.

Who on here had the incredible nostril-flare potential? Was it Ptaoughmghmn?

Man. . .he'd be needin' one bulky tube of a spout. .. ....

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Must focus on unpacking . ..so quick poop-in

And Tom has data too??? I'm feeling the urge to get some data of me own, we all need data!!!!!!!!!!

Heeheehee :lol: YES!!!! Everybody get some!!

(New av is some recent data!!!)

Hehe wasn't thinking Asic's quality sporting footwear. :o Maybe cuz they all come a little thin.

ASIC (@work) = Application Specific Integrated Circuit.

The parts I'm messing w/ now go in digital cameras. (But don't blame me if yours stops working - that was some other chip :angry: )

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

what my data will look like Open Original Shared Link (once PTER tells me all I need to know).

Oh yeah, this was the paper that basically started our lab: Open Original Shared Link. We were actually the cover photo Open Original Shared Link

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
what my data will look like Open Original Shared Link (once PTER tells me all I need to know).

Oh yeah, this was the paper that basically started our lab: Open Original Shared Link. We were actually the cover photo Open Original Shared Link

Ummmmm . . . yeah . . . :unsure: . . . anybody here volunteering to go read an immunology paper from Jess??? . . . Anybody here need to do penance for sumptin??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
what my data will look like Open Original Shared Link (once PTER tells me all I need to know).

Oh yeah, this was the paper that basically started our lab: Open Original Shared Link. We were actually the cover photo Open Original Shared Link

Well this looks great, Jess! I have no idea what I'm lookin at, but as long as you're happy..... :D

Stove guy on the way now--I'm freezing, but won't give in :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Stove guy on the way now--I'm freezing, but won't give in :lol:

I admire yer tenacity, Patti! I put our furnace on for the first time this morning. .. ....it was right around the freezing mark outside . .. . . I caved.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
what my data will look like Open Original Shared Link (once PTER tells me all I need to know).

Well! It all has somethin' to do wif coloUrs and trees . . ......I might be okay. . . . ...

:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

OMG!!!!

:angry::angry::angry:

pSILLIES!!!!....decided unpsillyness.....

Al's stuck on the loo....poo crimes abound..... :( ......... he tells me his 'home ec' teacher would NOT let him use the toaster bags to make his toast,....he had to use the gluten toaster with NO bag ? :shockedface!:

NOT the first time he's had probs with his 'cookery teacher' (HA!)

We can only hope *I* have calmed down by the time I ring the school in the morning - 'cos I tell ya....if this is true.... HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!!!!!! - HARUMPHFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
good one Lisa, you are starting to sound madder :lol:

bow-chicka-bow-WOW

;)

:D:D:D

GAD....Where is Leeeesa when we need her???

There, Amanda....you're caught up . . . . . .... :lol:

:o <GASP!!!>....I've been replaced!!!.........(couldn't 've done better, meself ;) )

ASIC (@work) = Application Specific Integrated Circuit.

Oh that ASIC :huh:

We were actually the cover photo Open Original Shared Link

Nice picture........but I can make a better one on me spirograph. :P

Heard this on the radio this morning......thought I'd share in honoUr of Veteran's Day

Open Original Shared Link

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
:o <GASP!!!>....I've been replaced

Nevah!!!

Nice picture........but I can make a better one on me spirograph. :P

Actually laughing out loud . . . chuckle, chuckle, snort.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!!!!!!

Damn Straight, They Will!!! Hanus!!!! :angry:

Hey, Remember that time when Htawghmn was larfing and milk came out his nose?? . . . and he wasn't even using a neti pot.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
We can only hope *I* have calmed down by the time I ring the school in the morning - 'cos I tell ya....if this is true.... HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!!!!!! - HARUMPHFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH BOY :unsure: .......I wanna watch!!! :P

Better yet, We should ALL go wif and and gang up on her..........NEVER MESS WIF PSILLIES!!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Nikkeigh- THAT IS SI SO SO SO WRONG (and mean!). Got get her and stick er in the Tower of Nikki!!!

BRAVO EM!!!!! :lol:

Yer done Leesa proud ;)

Most excellent Emily Schmemily!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

I was watching this last night and cracked up laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:Open Original Shared Link

Don't Call Me Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin Kline kills me!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Ummmmm . . . yeah . . . :unsure: . . . anybody here volunteering to go read an immunology paper from Jess??? . . . Anybody here need to do penance for sumptin??

<_<

Gonna pretend you aren't implying anything about my life :huh::lol:

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