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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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:o <GASP!!!>....I've been replaced!!!.........(couldn't 've done better, meself ;) )

Leeeesa! Are you nuts?? No one....I shall repeat, NO ONE....can do a Psilly Psummary even remotely like you. . . ya got the market cornered. My precis was very. . . . lacking, plain, unphunny. I will not be venturing into this area again. Amanda, you cannot ask fer official minutes unless Leeeesa is present. . . . . .....

:lol:

Nikerler!! Absolutely incorrigible. And these teachers are professionals???

GIVE 'ER HELL!!!!!! :angry::angry:

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Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Who on here had the incredible nostril-flare potential? Was it Ptaoughmghmn?

Man. . .he'd be needin' one bulky tube of a spout. .. ....

Why yes, it was Ptaughaughaughm that had the incredible nostril-flare potential :lol:

pSILLIES!!!!....decided unpsillyness.....

Al's stuck on the loo....poo crimes abound..... :( ......... he tells me his 'home ec' teacher would NOT let him use the toaster bags to make his toast,....he had to use the gluten toaster with NO bag ? :shockedface!:

NOT the first time he's had probs with his 'cookery teacher' (HA!)

We can only hope *I* have calmed down by the time I ring the school in the morning - 'cos I tell ya....if this is true.... HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!!!!!! - HARUMPHFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no Nikki, this is DREADFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have no doubt you will giver her a piece of your mind, and then some

Poor little Al :( I hope he recovers quickly.

I was watching this last night and cracked up laughing. Open Original Shared Link

Don't Call Me Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin Kline kills me!

:lol: I love him in French Kiss!

This reminds me, I stayed up late (far too late) watching Juno last night. I thought it was hysterical!!!!!!!!!

Very nice data Tom ;)

And Lisa, you can never be replaced as the silly sumer-upper!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I think the man head should be named Harold. There's lots of psilly pspellings for that, Hairuld, Herrold, Herald, Haruldine........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ah-h-h-h.....house warming up nicely :rolleyes: Stove tech here and gone. Nice guy--he was actually the same one who installed it.

Nik--that is seriously unthinkingly awful--that teacher! :angry: This is a different one than the one who recently double-checked with you about a sandwich? Why in the Sam Hill would she prohibit him from using his toaster bag? Makes no sense......

Boy, I wish we could all go in there and give her what-fer......jeesh :(

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I phorgot--can Al use Pepto? I never used to use it Nik, but I've found that the caplets (that you swallow) are pretty effective and soothing.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I phorgot--can Al use Pepto? I never used to use it Nik, but I've found that the caplets (that you swallow) are pretty effective and soothing.

Pepto's nice cuz it doesn't stop you up for days like Imodium can and it's fun for kids cuz it turns your poo funny colors! I have found it good for when I'm glutened, it's faster and helps keep the nausea down.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Pepto's nice cuz it doesn't stop you up for days like Imodium can and it's fun for kids cuz it turns your poo funny colors! I have found it good for when I'm glutened, it's faster and helps keep the nausea down.

Heeeeeeyyyyy . . . phunny coloUred poo is NOT just for kids, you know!!! . . . :lol::lol:

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Judyin Philly
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OMG!!!! :angry::angry::angry:

pSILLIES!!!!....decided unpsillyness.....

Al's stuck on the loo....poo crimes abound..... :( ......... he tells me his 'home ec' teacher would NOT let him use the toaster bags to make his toast,....he had to use the gluten toaster with NO bag ? :shockedface!:

NOT the first time he's had probs with his 'cookery teacher' (HA!)

We can only hope *I* have calmed down by the time I ring the school in the morning - 'cos I tell ya....if this is true.... HEADS WILL ROLL!!!!!!!!! - HARUMPHFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki.......so sorry ........this really sucks big time.............

I can't believe she didn't use the bags for God's sake.

I'll put my ear plugs in for your screaming tomorrow.

or

will close me eyes if the HEADS DO ROLL

HONEST.......GOOD LUCK TOMORROW.

HARUMPHFF............

FOR SURE :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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or

will close me eyes if the HEADS DO ROLL

Oh!!! Almost fergot!! Nikki's got an EXCELLENT opportunity fer some decapitation experimentation . . . Nikki, time how long the cookery teacher stays alive once you've lopped her head off!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Glad you guys are here and silly.

Distinctly lacking in humor. Tired and a little frustrated and working on a holiday (at least from home). The boss arranged a meeting for me (us) with a statistician and I still can't prove that I did what I think I did (although I'm getting closer). Heading off to rehearsal. At least my day ends with music and dancing :).

Does any one else realize how much harder it is to do spreadsheets when the cat keeps stepping on your keyboard and adding things into cells that shouldn't have been changed? Lucky for them they're cute.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Go enjoy yer music and dancing, Jess! The work will still be there tomorrow ;)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Glad you guys are here and silly.

Distinctly lacking in humor. Tired and a little frustrated and working on a holiday (at least from home). The boss arranged a meeting for me (us) with a statistician and I still can't prove that I did what I think I did (although I'm getting closer). Heading off to rehearsal. At least my day ends with music and dancing :).

Aw Jess, so sorry you are feeling unsilly and tired and stressed from work :(:(

Singing and dancing is bound to cheer you up!!!

Patti, forgot to mention about the heat....I must have missed somthin, thought the stove was acting up and I'm trying to figure out how that connects to the overall heat in yer house..... :huh: might be missing a few brain cells on that one, but nevertheless glad you finally were getting warm!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Went to the chiro today.....having problems with my left hip and leg......toes are numb..............got me butt rubbed by a male massage therapist :D

Will have to soak in a hot tub a little later.......doctor's orders! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh!!! Almost fergot!! Nikki's got an EXCELLENT opportunity fer some decapitation experimentation . . . Nikki, time how long the cookery teacher stays alive once you've lopped her head off!!!

:lol::lol:

Get her to count to eight . ......or, as Ptaoughmghmn suggested, blink off every second she can count. .. . ...

Will have to soak in a hot tub a little later.......doctor's orders! :P

Leeeesa! C'mon over!....And please bring this male RMT. . . . .. ;)

Jess! Are you still singing "Food Glorious Food" and "Consider Yourself?"

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti, forgot to mention about the heat....I must have missed somthin, thought the stove was acting up and I'm trying to figure out how that connects to the overall heat in yer house..... :huh: might be missing a few brain cells on that one, but nevertheless glad you finally were getting warm!!

Thanks Julie--you're so sweet :D

We have a pellet stove that we use to heat the entire first floor and a good half of the upstairs. I'm still getting used to it, as it was just installed about a month ago and it turned out to need just a minor adjustment today. Very cozy in here now--as evidenced by Mark snoring on the couch...... :lol:

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
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Does any one else realize how much harder it is to do spreadsheets when the cat keeps stepping on your keyboard and adding things into cells that shouldn't have been changed? Lucky for them they're cute.

Try having one of those cute critters walk over the keyboard on your cash register. It's amazing sometimes what customers end up buying that they didn't want. Or paying by debit cards instead of cash or credit cards. Or the real fun one is when you have most of a large assortment of cans rung in and said cute cat finishes off the sale for you mid transaction. Yup you're correct Jess they are cute :)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Leeeesa! C'mon over!....And please bring this male RMT. . . . .. ;)

Be right over! :P

Darn! (not you, Janet)......forgot to get his name........might've been a good Psilly name to use.........he was quite silly. :rolleyes:.........didn't think to look at his thumbs, but they felt pretty good!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Thank gawd my cats do not come with me to work.......they just barf on me floor. . .....leave hair all over all my clothes... . .

:rolleyes:

Leeeeesa! This RMT...... . ...his name wasn't.... . . ..Smythe, by any chance, was it??

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Leeeeesa! This RMT...... . ...his name wasn't.... . . ..Smythe, by any chance, was it??

Hmmmm..........he said he was of Scandinavian/Latvian (or some such thing) descent.......mebe he was an Olaf or sumfin.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

OMG

there already ARE Weezee Smythes on Phacebook?

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

premature post...........pages of reading to do but.........saw this

and yes, do the poor things have black noses and big pointy ears?

:lol:

back tomorrow sillies -- long day - - - - Dingo is tired -_-

miles to go

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

tom Contributor
tom
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Argh gotta get back to more conventional replying .. .not used to being busy ^_^

<shotgun blast of unrelated thoughts>

Eradication in sCruz??!

I'd figured this was more local. What's next . ..Shasta? Klamath Falls?

"Heavens to Murgatroid!!"

Who can forget back when Gian-knit was accidentally elected Superintendant of Schools?

Or when The Ripper was published and somehow, w/in a matter of weeks, not one but TWO of his former teachers purchased new frames containing portraiture eerily resembling the de-glutened lad?

Saw an Eleventh Hour ep from Oct . .. THIS is the Loufa Sewer Rufus Lewis Seawall <_< Seewell .. ..whatsisname I keep hearing aboot?

What's w/ the whispery voice? *SPEAK UP*!!!

And why didn't anyone mention the sweet blonde????? :huh:

Were Dems quiet about "signing statements" cuz they knew their turn would come?

There were a young lass from Regina,

.. . .. ..

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Oops again

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Who can forget back when Gian-knit was accidentally elected Superintendant of Schools?

Accidental my A$$!!!! There was a HUGE write-in-vote campaign on my part . . . of course I was stripped of me duties when I tried to make the whole school district go gluten free . . . a little ahead of my time I think ;) . . . :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Try having one of those cute critters walk over the keyboard on your cash register. It's amazing sometimes what customers end up buying that they didn't want. Or paying by debit cards instead of cash or credit cards. Or the real fun one is when you have most of a large assortment of cans rung in and said cute cat finishes off the sale for you mid transaction. Yup you're correct Jess they are cute :)

Me Cat is always at my side. The other day I was doing a jigsaw puzzle and the silly kitty came up walked across the table on top of the puzzle and then settled himself in the puzzle box full of pieces and spread out....so attempting to do the puzzle was worthless since I couldn't get any new pieces and he took up the entire puzzle since the box had been in the middle.....gots to love him though.

This morning he woke me up before the alarm....my hand was hanging off the bed and he stood up and was licking it...much like a dog...Loves me Maine Coons...such dog like personalities and so loyal.

Morning Sillies- we have reached mid-week--yeah!!!! My dad was supposed to go home today but I think he is staying until tomorrow or Friday. He has been out walking the halls alot with the nurses.

Well time to start some work....which pile should I start now????? *rolls eyes*

elye Community Regular
elye
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Morning, Psilly Gang!

Ptaoughmghmn! So glad to hear that you're busy enough (in a great, productive, life-affirming way) that it's proving difficult to manage regular reading/posting. This is great - -you must be feeling well. :)

Jack in those Walmart frames :lol::lol: .... . . ....

Don't larf .. . it could really happen. That is, if he would be easily recognizable in such quitely placed photos, and of this I'm not so sure. After all, it's the forehead/toes/tops of trees shots that normally make it into the store. . . . ....

Amanda! See you posting... .hope all is well. . . ..... :)

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