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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
How was your pork supper last night, Sooozie?

Dear gawd, mehopes that S.H. did not appear whilst you were entertaining your new friend. What on earth would one say??

..And now Weezie. . . .......

He was here......but......I never saw him......I just sort of......felt.......a Burundian presence, is all I can say :lol:

the meat was TERRIBLE :blink: Very bad choice - - very fatty pork - I threw it all out. Cooked this thing and went to all this effort but - 'twere almost enough to make me become a vegetarian, just like the two years in high school when I did not eat meat after my mom had me de-bone a chicken......

I am, for the time being, broken up with pork :gag: .....rest of the dinner - okay - - not my best but she did not care.......

Mine is 'Active Wack' - :lol:

OMG - There's two Sam's in yer av! :lol:

I think I know who is behind all of this.........

Good Morning my RSS :)

It's a lovely wet November day here. Anyone need some extra rain where they are

Um - YES! I think we're having a record-setting high of nearly 80 today :blink:

You guys in dreary weather would love it here - come on out! House is quite clean ;)

Can someone please remind me what Lilly Dean is and why she's my friend?

:lol: I think it's Curly Lisa's daughter's chinchilla? Lisa - can you verify? I think we all were a little confused when we accepted........

and........what....is.....a.....CHINCHILLA? a rabbit? a bunny? a mouse? :unsure:

very quiet here sillies.........

but I am out of my mind for the Manatars :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: I think it's Curly Lisa's daughter's chinchilla? Lisa - can you verify? I think we all were a little confused when we accepted........

So that's who she is! I had no idea.

happygirl Collaborator

Thank you for clearing that up. The invite confused me ;)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Mine is 'Active Wack' - :lol:

Well, it would appear that it is now your offical job to 'up the wackl'!

WardGirl Rookie
Um - YES! I think we're having a record-setting high of nearly 80 today :blink:

You guys in dreary weather would love it here - come on out! House is quite clean ;)

Ah would you like to come up to dreary weather land and do some house cleaning for us :D The cats are useless at doing this type of work :lol: They only add to the clutter that needs to be cleaned.

elye Community Regular

:lol: Laura, I think you misread your nickname....think it's Active Wackl.

I want this nickname! It is tremendous. Cannot even recall what mine is. . .....

Something Dingus.

Well. . . . ...I have a daughter in hockey, so I MUST be:

Wealthy Dingus.

;)

Dreary here today, too, Jacquie. Could be snow overnight. Bah.

What is this with Sam Hill Manhead?? He's over with Laura, causing Sammy to sniff him curiously. ..... .. ...I simply cannot keep track of him.

Jess, if he appears in yer lab, be careful. I wouldn't want him around strange chemicals . .. ...

curlyfries Contributor
Can someone please remind me what Lilly Dean is and why she's my friend?

:lol: I think it's Curly Lisa's daughter's chinchilla? Lisa - can you verify? I think we all were a little confused when we accepted........

and........what....is.....a.....CHINCHILLA? a rabbit? a bunny? a mouse? :unsure:

Actually, she belongs to DD's boyfriend.........she wanted to be Suzie's friend, and took a liking to the Psillly family .........she is Celiac friendly :D

I think she's a combination of all of those! :lol: ..........I know they make nice coats! :P

I am Intelligent Gangster


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Afternoon psillies......the air is heavy with a Burundian presence...........

Lilly Dean!! :lol: ..erm, I may have accused Gian-knit in an email of being a chinchilla :ph34r: <Ooops!! >

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Well natch!!! lol!

Jacquie's av!!! :lol: x3

I am, for the time being, broken up with pork :gag: .....rest of the dinner - okay - - not my best but she did not care.......

Well ok then!! Glad she didn't care!! ;)

Terry also will NOT eat pork....wait! I LIED!!!...he eats bacon, but nowt else off a pig....and as he does the Sunday roasts we (me and kids) don't either :huh:

You guys in dreary weather would love it here - come on out! House is quite clean

Excellent!!!...I'll be over after I've finished visiting Gian-knit (who invited me over despite thinking I am mad for inferring she was a chinchilla ......she's kind like that ;))

Ah would you like to come up to dreary weather land and do some house cleaning for us :D The cats are useless at doing this type of work :lol: They only add to the clutter that needs to be cleaned.

GADS!! They are lazy blighters ain't they??

Moulting and sleeping and miowing loudly DEMANDING food and comfy bedding :rolleyes:

I LOVE CATS!!!♥

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well, it would appear that it is now your offical job to 'up the wackl'!

:lol: yup.......and she does

Ah would you like to come up to dreary weather land and do some house cleaning for us

I would like to come to Toronto today....yes.......sit in someone's house, sip hot chocolate, next to a fire......with blankies etc.

but no, I will not do any cleaning fer anyone :lol:

Dreary here today, too, Jacquie. Could be snow overnight. Bah.

ohhhhhhhhh that just sounds so cozy, Wealthy Dingus

:lol:

I want to snuggle into someone's house that looks like Diane Keaton's in "Something's Gotta Give" - - one of me favoUrite movies and best houses of all time - - with a Man Head servant and......it MUST be snowing outside, there MUST be a huge, cozy, blazing phyre......delicious food......the perfect music, and, all sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

OMG - this just in - - in a moment of spontaneous zaniness, Her Nutty Craziness and Most Wackl (Gail) is arriving any minute, with a latte :lol:

and later, I must help Janie in her party prep for this evening

later sillies!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Actually, she belongs to DD's boyfriend.........she wanted to be Suzie's friend, and took a liking to the Psillly family .........she is Celiac friendly

I think she's a combination of all of those! ..........I know they make nice coats!

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:o nice coats? don't TELL her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gluten free chinchilla mouse :lol:Can we eat her?

Afternoon psillies......the air is heavy with a Burundian presence...........

:lol: :lol:

cats - lazy blighters :lol:

Em's/Jackie's Avs :lol: x 100

a whole lotta silly flyin' around :lol:

and - Nik accusing Gianknit of being a Chinchilla :lol: x 15

elye Community Regular
Jacquie's av!!! :lol: x3

:lol::lol::lol: Phantastic. . . . .

I never seem to get the new avs right away....I need to hit F5, and then things get refreshed. . ....so I'm always a bit late wif the big guffaws.

I think Jacquie's shot was captured, actually, in Bujumbura, Manhead's home village in Burundi. He was some sort of cattle/oxen hand. He needed to have a very tough, manly job and appearance, as being homosexual in many of these countries can be dangerous. . ....

curlyfries Contributor
Lilly Dean!! :lol: ..erm, I may have accused Gian-knit in an email of being a chinchilla :ph34r: <Ooops!! >

Does that mean she poops little pellets and likes to nibble on fingers?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Does that mean she poops little pellets and likes to nibble on fingers?

That's a little personal, dontcha think???

curlyfries Contributor
Jacquie's av!!! :lol: x3

OMG.......just got back from facebook........posted a pic of DS..........and what do I see, but Sam Hill, striking a disturbingly similar pose, hat and all! :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
That's a little personal, dontcha think???

:lol::lol::lol:

yeah.....but I bet yours don't sparkle like Weezie's! :P

elye Community Regular
Does that mean she poops little pellets and likes to nibble on fingers?

Gaaaahhh. . ... . Disturbing pic, here . . . ....

:lol::lol:

tom Contributor

Oh maaaaaaannnnn I can't keep up & my furniture cfg is STILL in limbo .. ....ignored it for a couple days, out of futile frustration.

Man Head? .. ...<thinkthinkthink> what does this remind me of???? . . . . ..AHA!!!! Reminds me of browsing craigslist personals beFORE winnowing to w4m :o

Lovin the Av creations!! :lol:

And laffin me bum off @ Gniich's

"..erm, I may have accused Gian-knit in an email of being a chinchilla < Ooops!! >"

:lol: "may have" !! :D

Green12 Enthusiast
The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Well of course!! Good one Queen Jacquie!

the meat was TERRIBLE :blink: Very bad choice - - I am, for the time being, broken up with pork :gag: .....rest of the dinner - okay - - not my best but she did not care.......

Sorry the pork tenderloin didn't turn out Susie, and you worked so hard on it too :( But the company made up for it, so glad you got to catch up with an old friend!!

Well, it would appear that it is now your offical job to 'up the wackl'!

:lol: Bunnie

Laura has the best nickname so far in all Sillyville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilly Dean!! ..erm, I may have accused Gian-knit in an email of being a chinchilla <Ooops!! >

It did seem very Janet-ish, didn't it :lol:

Terry also will NOT eat pork....wait! I LIED!!!...he eats bacon, but nowt else off a pig....and as he does the Sunday roasts we (me and kids) don't either

Well you have to eat what the man cooks and puts in front of you, don't ya?!?! All those mouthwatering roasts and sinfully delicious cakes and everything else he just whips up.

I think we all need a Tel/Terry!!

Oh maaaaaaannnnn I can't keep up & my furniture cfg is STILL in limbo .. ....ignored it for a couple days, out of futile frustration.

Close your eyes and visualize....be the room....you are the room......now, how will the furniture best fit your space?!?!?!

:lol:

Laughing at all the Man head avatars, and Tom's llama.....it just never gets old :lol:

Sillies, I have been doing some serious retail therapy on-line....many packages are on their way :ph34r:

I also picked these shoes up:

Open Original Shared Link

Got them $20 cheaper than that too. They are very snuggly warm and comfortable

tom Contributor

Can't beat detailed mulevamps!

Annnnnnnnnnd WITH shearing!! :wacko:

They are very snuggly warm and comfortable

So not online?

If at a store, I'll have to figure you had nowt opportunity to get Sam a ManFoot - you'd've mentioned that.

And if ya think about it, the old 'Torsos can't be choosers' clich

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

You know, that link to the female sexy mannequins? What was up with the scary snarl on her face? She looked like she was about to bite.

jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd--those Sam avs are so phunny! :D

Glad to have the mystery of Lilly Dean cleared up completely, once and fer all! :P

:o We have a tornado warning in effect until 7PM (about another hour and a half). It was eearily still and dark by late afternoon--you could just tell somephin was up. It's 71 right now, but should only hit 47 tomorrow.....

elye Community Regular

Tornado!! Patti! :unsure:

There's no place like home....there's no place like home... .....

If at a store, I'll have to figure you had nowt opportunity to get Sam a ManFoot - you'd've mentioned that.

And if ya think about it, the old 'Torsos can't be choosers' clich

tom Contributor
Erm. . ... .. but why, pray, would we be out shopping for specifically a man FOOT for Sam Hill? Bloody hell, 'e's just a head!! Nothin' else! He's got no body....no arms nor legs. . . .

What good are feet gonna do him with just a head? :lol:

Emmmmmmmmm .. .Jools was shoe-shopping right? Gotta take opportunities as they come.

(Is the urge to try to make Sam Hill whole gender-based? Would he rather we just listen & not try to fix things)

Shall we not look for further inventory until a pilferage @ "Cumberbunds R Us"????

<must edit Project SamHillFill's Gantt chart's component-acquisition to Parallel>

Sheesh!! How'd I miss that!!

Oh . ..way late on this but that site called Ptaum "Honest Criminal" & Tom "Viennese Oyster". :wacko:

;)

elye Community Regular
Would he rather we just listen & not try to fix things)

OMG, Ptaoughmghmnuss......Or, excuse me, Mr. Oyster... :lol: .... ..you missed your calling. You should have been a Montessori teacher. I believe this exact sentence is engraved on a huge bronze plaque at the entranceway to Jack's school. . . ...

:lol:

Shall we not look for further inventory until a pilferage @ "Cumberbunds R Us"????

But he ain't got no waist! Pilferage, for certain, at Lenscrafters, or necktie-O-rama. . . ....

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol: A MANFOOT.

Erm. . ... .. but why, pray, would we be out shopping for specifically a man FOOT for Sam Hill? Bloody hell, 'e's just a head!!

At the very least he needs chintoes.

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