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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient
POeter! Oliver is a beautiful, big guy. :wub: Methinks he would frighten Manhead (and just about anybody else, both of my dogs included!) were they to meet up on the streets of T.O......

A gentle giant, our Oliver is. He weighs in at 22 pounds, and measures 30 inches from his nose to the end of his tail. When he was younger, he would go for walks on a leash, like a dog. He is bigger than some of the dogs in the 'hood. Now, he mostly stays in the house or out on the deck. He hasn't left the yard in years.


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
A gentle giant, our Oliver is. He weighs in at 22 pounds, and measures 30 inches from his nose to the end of his tail. When he was younger, he would go for walks on a leash, like a dog. He is bigger than some of the dogs in the 'hood. Now, he mostly stays in the house or out on the deck. He hasn't left the yard in years.

:wub: I love him

:)

And, if mommy's job turns into a REAL job.......there might be a kit-ten in our future......I have told Weez......just like Barack's two children - - a dog in the White House :lol: Big contingency plan there.......same here only 'tis for a wee kitteh!!!!!!!!!!!! :P <and we're not livin' in the White House - other slight difference :blink: >

tom Contributor

I'm almost approaching :pullinghairoutface: w/ some work nonsense. "But is it in the right mode? I'm not seeing DAT3 go to tri-state at all! (Supposed to release high after PowerOnReset sequence completes)"

:wacko:

And wouldn'tcha know it, I'm missing the ONE schematic of the ONE test board we DID THIS WITH!! :angry::lol:

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__/-----^\___

Fig 1. Poor Rendering of Oscilloscope

Oops . ..never mind ...maybe . ..did I figure it out?? :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm almost approaching :pullinghairoutface: w/ some work nonsense. "But is it in the right mode? I'm not seeing DAT3 go to tri-state at all! (Supposed to release high after PowerOnReset sequence completes)"

:wacko:

And wouldn'tcha know it, I'm missing the ONE schematic of the ONE test board we DID THIS WITH!! :angry::lol:

__|\_______

__/-----^\___

Fig 1. Poor Rendering of Oscilloscope

Oops . ..never mind ...maybe . ..did I figure it out?? :unsure:

Check wif yer llama . . . he'll know fer sure.

elye Community Regular

Goooood Morning, Psillies......!

Psooozie and a kit-teh! Must aim a webcam at him for the first month, so we can all watch him stumble about, sniff things, mewl plaintively.. . . ..... :wub:

Soooz, it's unfortunate that you did not have this technology available during the time of Stinker's great excavation undertakings..... would love to have seen her obsessively pounding through the soft earth of your entire yard, dirt and stones flying everywhere, up one swath and down the next, all through the day . . . . . . . .... :lol::o

T'will be a good and productive day this Monday, me senses . . .. . . just checked - - my DAT3 hasn't quite reached tri-state as I speak, but the movement is perceptively there. .. . . should be lined up by mid-morning. :lol:

Then what? Nirvana?

Jeez, I hope so! :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Approaching Nirvana as we speak ;)

OH Sussie MUST get a kitt-eh!!!!!!!

The puppies just ate BTW - not that I'm watching or anything :lol: (breakfast?? ..where in the world are they??)

Which reminds me........ my friend found a Mummy cat with her 3 newborn kitt-ehs in her shed at the bottom of her garden!!!!! ......... she (my friend) is feeding them as well as Mum, they are grEy with some tabby markings.........GADS!!! Somebody stop ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Me want!! :ph34r: )

Oliver!! :wub:

A dull, chilly day - Mon morn (wait! ...afternoon) =harumphfff!!!

CARRY ON!!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Fig 1. Poor Rendering of Oscilloscope

Oops . ..never mind ...maybe . ..did I figure it out?? :unsure:

WHAT IN HELL :blink: now STOP it!!!!!! you need Jess and.....guess what..................

IT"S HER BIRFDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥

:)

will ya be doing anything fun??????????? anything psilly????????????????

T'will be a good and productive day this Monday, me senses . . .. . . just checked - - my DAT3 hasn't quite reached tri-state as I speak, but the movement is perceptively there. .. . . should be lined up by mid-morning. :lol:

does this mean yer about to POOP? The emission poised for launch? (we call this DEFCON One :lol: )

hope it's all you want it to be, and more!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

where IS everyone??????????????????????????????

Nik - go get those kittehs :wub:


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HAPPY BIRFDAY, JESS!!!!!!

:D:D:D

Hope it's everything you want it to be.

Mtndog Collaborator

Psilly psilly psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Manhead Trade.... . . . . .something that's not much discussed.

This does mean, then, that Sam Hill is part of an endangered species. What part of a Manhead do the poachers covet? What's being illegally traded?

Ahh.....the Manhead Trade. Well, it's complicated. They are being used in certain countries around Burundi to replace the heads of families. The indigenous peoples believe the Manheads are actually smarter and better behaved :lol: :lol: :lol:

Puppy cam doesn't work for me :(

I wanna see CUTE WIDDLE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am having a lazy Sat/Sun here, lots of movie watching....Meet Joe Black, The Lake House, View From the Top. Has anyone seen View From the Top?? Imo it is so worth seeing just for Mike Myers character alone, he is so PHUNNY!!!!

Oh Julie- PUPPY cam MUST work. I want to kiss their little puppy noses!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

I tivo'd all those movies and am going to watch them today!!!!!!!!!!!!! I absolutely melt for the Lake House. :wub:

A gentle giant, our Oliver is. He weighs in at 22 pounds, and measures 30 inches from his nose to the end of his tail. When he was younger, he would go for walks on a leash, like a dog. He is bigger than some of the dogs in the 'hood. Now, he mostly stays in the house or out on the deck. He hasn't left the yard in years.

He is beautiful (regal really!!!!!!!). Reminds me of my Simon who is bigger than Angus was when we brought Angus home (Angus was 12 pounds, Simon is 20). Angus gives him little flea love bites all the time :wub: :wub:

elye Community Regular

********HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESS!!!!!********

Or: Uuuskaloooghaaaa Bahtiiskooghohaa, Jesslagh!*

*This is the translation into Burundian Manhead dialect.

does this mean yer about to POOP? The emission poised for launch? (we call this DEFCON One )

Crap....I dunno what in hell it means. . . .....but this sounds quite feasible. . . ......

:lol:

Ahh.....the Manhead Trade. Well, it's complicated. They are being used in certain countries around Burundi to replace the heads of families. The indigenous peoples believe the Manheads are actually smarter and better behaved

:lol::lol:

Gad.....I wonder if the trappers and hunters have, on their cabin walls, mounted Manheads beside the taxidermied deer and elk heads. . . ....

Mtndog Collaborator

Look at the puppers playing and sitting on each other:

Open Original Shared Link

I am crazy in love wif all of 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Jess needs one fer her birfday!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D X4

Drinkies @ the spacebook??

Nik - go get those kittehs :wub:

MUST NOT!!!!!

Haven't even seen 'em

Or: Uuuskaloooghaaaa Bahtiiskooghohaa, Jesslagh!*

*This is the translation into Burundian Manhead dialect.

:lol:

Look at the puppers playing and sitting on each other:

Open Original Shared Link

I am crazy in love wif all of 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Jess needs one fer her birfday!!!!!

OMG!!! She so does Bev!!!!

They are chewing their bed now!! :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

Thanks you guys :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

(I passed around the puppycam link. Expecting loud 'aaaawwwwwsssss' from the other room any minute now)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Psilly psilly psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh.....the Manhead Trade. Well, it's complicated. They are being used in certain countries around Burundi to replace the heads of families. The indigenous peoples believe the Manheads are actually smarter and better behaved

Bevel, uppin' the wackl :lol: x 10

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - a llama ridin' the bike!!!!!!!! :lol:

All pups but one are sleeping :wub:

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

we tried ONCE AGAIN to get the AT&T Bundle Package and extended cable channels..............

HARRRUMMPHFFFFFFFFF!!!! still not working.............STILL too far away from phone box thing-y so......

I just said - well, can't they build ANOTHER phone box????? :huh:

but - -I think this is God's way of protecting me, really, from the Television Abyss :lol: :lol:

WardGirl Rookie

Happy Birthday Jess

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:wub:

two pups are having a rasslin' match - four pups sleeping quite soundly - but one pup awoke and stepped outside of the sleeping container to get his rest :lol:

:wub:

can't take it! must...........kiss..............PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Sooozie! That damn phone box thingy.....

Nuttin' that a handy ballcock could NOT fix, I am certain.

can't take it! must...........kiss..............PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know. I really cannot stand it. I must move away from the webcam, as my heart just swells so that I am aching. Amazing, but absolutely NOTHING else does this to me.....not newborn babies... . . ..nothing. Just little puppppppiiieeeeees.. ..........

:wub::wub::wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Yeah . . . OK . . . so the first time I visit, there is NO live action. The second time I visit, most of the pups are sleeping but I DO get to watch two of them get up and go wee pee.

Suezee, do you have lipstick marks all over yer moniter now??

tom Contributor

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!

Burundian Manhead poachers; puppies & dull tornado-free wevvah; our soldiers fight to preserve the freedom to release thine inner chatterbox - embrace it, use it only for Good, entertain & amuse those who are able, & screw'em if they're not. :P . ...BIG cats .. .wee pups! .. .RealJob Kit-tehs .. .more pups!. . .puppies vs. babies???

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I know. I really cannot stand it. I must move away from the webcam, as my heart just swells so that I am aching. Amazing, but absolutely NOTHING else does this to me.....not newborn babies... . . ..nothing. Just little puppppppiiieeeeees.. ..........

:wub:

I know......same fer me and Weez

Weezee LOVES puppies.......she often has inappropriate social aggression with other dogs but LURVES puppies.....I can only imagine her pure joy at lavishing amongst these pups :wub: Weez had a teenage pregnancy, you know.....oh yes, she did.........and all of her wee dingos were adopted out.....I was forever looking for Weezee pups once I had this knowledge.....alas, I don't think she's ever recovered from her losses - must get her a kitteh

♥♥♥

Yeah . . . OK . . . so the first time I visit, there is NO live action. The second time I visit, most of the pups are sleeping but I DO get to watch two of them get up and go wee pee.

Suezee, do you have lipstick marks all over yer moniter now??

:wub: I truly am swooning!!!!!!!!!!!!! but no, have not kissed me monitor yet :lol:

Burundian Manhead poachers; puppies & dull tornado-free wevvah; our soldiers fight to preserve the freedom to release thine inner chatterbox - embrace it, use it only for Good, entertain & amuse those who are able, & screw'em if they're not. :P . ...BIG cats .. .wee pups! .. .RealJob Kit-tehs .. .more pups

:lol: A terse, Burundian, Man Head synopsis of the goings-on here - love it

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Birthday Jess!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Those of you smoochin' with yer cyberpups need one of these:

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elye Community Regular
Those of you smoochin' with yer cyberpups need one of these:

Open Original Shared Link

You know.. . .. . pugs jus' don't do it for me like. . . ..well, almost all other breeds......

Wonder if I'd be swooning over baby pugs?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/123335..._2dcc1e8f0b.webp

Yup. I cannot stand it... . . ...

:wub::wub:

Ptaoughmghmn!! Superb Psillyville Call to Arms!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
You know.. . .. . pugs jus' don't do it for me like. . . ..well, almost all other breeds......

Wonder if I'd be swooning over baby pugs?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/123335..._2dcc1e8f0b.webp

Yup. I cannot stand it... . . ...

:wub::wub:

Ptaoughmghmn!! Superb Psillyville Call to Arms!! :lol:

Pugs!!! Big time popular wif me hubby's family. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL puppies are cute, that's why you can put up wif all the pee'n and poop'n and chew'n!!

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