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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Hey! Hey!! I have a facebook! How do I find people? I think I need to know your names, right? PM me!


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elye Community Regular

OMG.....Janet's got the latest paparazzi shot of Amy . . .. . .

:lol::lol::lol:

Hell, Sam Manhead is going to be appearing on the covers of People Magazine, the National Enquirer. . . . . ...

Bunnie!! Get ready fer an onslaught of drinks, pokes, invites. . . ..... ..the phacebook phun literally never stops.. .. . ...!!

B)

psawyer Proficient

When I wasn't looking, Oliver snuck out and, as the saying goes,

Look what the cat dragged in!

elye Community Regular
When I wasn't looking, Oliver snuck out and, as the saying goes,

Look what the cat dragged in!

:lol::lol::lol: WAY TO GO, OLLIE!!!!

He looks quite proud of himself, there, POeter.... . . .....like he's nabbed a real piece o' prey!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol: x 100

The Burundian Manatars are making me out of my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um- just clarifying Janet's av - - I see Angus and Sam in there but - what is that other feral creature? :unsure:

You know.. . .. . pugs jus' don't do it for me like. . . ..well, almost all other breeds......

Wonder if I'd be swooning over baby pugs?

I'm with ya on that Em.........and Stinker, BTW, was terrified of pugs.....used to be a PACK of them (about 8) at this dog park we went to, years ago......they'd circle her, snorting and......puggling.......she did not like it :lol:

Hey! Hey!! I have a facebook! How do I find people? I think I need to know your names, right? PM me!

;)

When I wasn't looking, Oliver snuck out and, as the saying goes,

Look what the cat dragged in!

OMG :lol: it just gets better and better!

SILLIES - - I was gone for a few hours today.......left Weez outside in this 80-degree weather. Well, can you imagine this.........I arrived home to find that she had OPENED the screen door, entered the home, OPENED the cupboard under the sink, dragged out the FULL trash bag, and ate or emptied its entire contents.

Dear gawd........could be a long night......photos are posted on the 'book if you want to see.......... :blink:

Hey, where's Paddeigh? has she checked in today?

Amanda! nice to see you - how's your dad?

bye sillies B)

elye Community Regular
Dear gawd........could be a long night......photos are posted on the 'book if you want to see..........

Oh, dear gawd..... . . ..Weezie is quite a goil. I am going to check out this evidentiary photography....... :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

<-------Hee! Look what Jan-it made fer me! :D:wub:

Was that not the sweetest thing ever???? Now I get to play too :D

Gawd--what a freaking day......I've been pooping on and reading--you guys are wackl, I tell ya....wackl!! :lol: What must the rest of the board think of this newest Sillie trend?? I actually heard that Sam Hill might make Barbara Walters top 10 Facinating People list this year..... :P


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<-------Hee! Look what Jan-it made fer me! :D:wub:

Was that not the sweetest thing ever???? Now I get to play too :D

PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

You guys are CRAZY- Manhead cannot be everywhere at once.......oh no- has he SPAWNED?????? :unsure: :unsure: They yeti will be jealous!!!!!!!!!!

If he shows up in that puppy cam I'm gonna wet me pants! :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Um- just clarifying Janet's av - - I see Angus and Sam in there but - what is that other feral creature? :unsure:

Tis wee kitteh, Will (or actually a close facsimile of him) . . . remember him?? . . . before he was offed his pedestal by wee kitteh, Boris?

jerseyangel Proficient
PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!! :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol: Sorry, but that was so nice of you I had to let everyone know. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
If he shows up in that puppy cam I'm gonna wet me pants! :lol: :lol:

<snort>

elye Community Regular
I actually heard that Sam Hill might make Barbara Walters top 10 Facinating People list this year..... :P

Patti! Great to see you today!..... . . . um, with Sam Hill Manhead.... :huh::lol:

Crap, he really is magic. Oliver caught him in a Toronto alley, he was out drinking with Susie, sipped absinthe with me, hung with Amy in gawd knows which fetid pub, gamboled in a paddock with Laura's Sammy, adorned cowboy gear on the Burundian desert plains.. . ...

WOW.......Barbara's Top Ten.........Would he be interviewed? That could be problematic, as you all read a piece of his dialect that I translated.

Actually, Barbara may speak Manhead Burundi.

jerseyangel Proficient
Actually, Barbara may speak Manhead Burundi.

I wonder if she'll make him cry?? :unsure::lol:

elye Community Regular

Um....Patti... . . . ....

I'm just looking at the shot of you and Manhead. It looks very. . . . intimate. The way he's....gazing at you. And you're standing very close -- almost embracing, I'd say.

It looks like something very special is being shared, some secret moment, a quiet touch, a knowing look....

Has Mark seen this shot?

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Gawd--what a freaking day......I've been pooping on and reading--you guys are wackl, I tell ya....wackl!! What must the rest of the board think of this newest Sillie trend?? I actually heard that Sam Hill might make Barbara Walters top 10 Facinating People list this year..... :P

he maintains that air of quiet mystery I so envy and covet and strive toward <_<:lol:

PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!!

*snort* :lol: uh-oh - paddeigh's busted

Tis wee kitteh, Will (or actually a close facsimile of him) . . . remember him?? . . . before he was offed his pedestal by wee kitteh, Boris?

that is Boris? looks like a jaguarundi....... oh yeah....BORIS! poor blight.......offed by the ginger cat, he woz ;)

Actually, Barbara may speak Manhead Burundi.

:lol: well, natch

It looks like something very special is being shared, some secret moment, a quiet touch, a knowing look....

Has Mark seen this shot?

:lol: I KNOW! just LOOK at them!!!!!!! I mean, I'm single after all, so, no big deal but......PADDEIGH! a married woman taken in by the Burundian Man Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
It looks like something very special is being shared, some secret moment, a quiet touch, a knowing look....

Tis very special indeed :rolleyes:

PADDEIGH! a married woman taken in by the Burundian Man Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I'm quite the sucker for the Burundian :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
PAT-TAY!!!!! What part of "mum's the word" do you NOT understand!!!

:lol::lol:

*snort* uh-oh - paddeigh's busted

To the corner for "Time Out" for Patti :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
:lol: I KNOW! just LOOK at them!!!!!!! I mean, I'm single after all, so, no big deal but......PADDEIGH! a married woman taken in by the Burundian Man Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesssssss.... .. . That dark, mesmerizing Burundian masculinity.....almost primeval. I felt his tantalizing pull as we sat at my table sipping absinthe - - an irresistible response, a need, something I could barely control... . . .but I managed to resist, somehow...... .Patti, I certainly understand .. . ... .. ...

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
To the corner for "Time Out" for Patti :lol::lol:

Stamping phoot and pouting....... :P

Julie!! Mr. Manhead is out yer way, too :o Too much man fer just one woman ;) Well, about 1/3 of a man, actually :lol::lol: Cracked meselph up fer a minute there :lol:

Souczie---fer the love of all that's holy!! :o I pooped over to da book to see Weezie's handiwork in yer kitchen! How long did it take you to clean up that mess?

Darn210 Enthusiast
If he shows up in that puppy cam I'm gonna wet me pants! :lol: :lol:

I believe Bevvy owes us a pants-pee'in.

psawyer Proficient

He's EVERYWHERE.

Yeah, Bevvie, ante up. :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yesssssss.... .. . That dark, mesmerizing Burundian masculinity.....almost primeval. I felt his tantalizing pull as we sat at my table sipping absinthe - - an irresistible response, a need, something I could barely control... . . .but I managed to resist, somehow...... .

dear gawd so......so.......Harlequin-ish :lol: Thought in just a second she was going to talk about her heaving breast er sumfin' :lol:

OMG OMG OMG

:lol: :lol:

Man Head IS there, wif the widdle Shiba Inus *snooooooooort* :lol: x 25

Souczie---fer the love of all that's holy!! I pooped over to da book to see Weezie's handiwork in yer kitchen! How long did it take you to clean up that mess?

<_< only a few minutes...........but, you should have seen how funny she was.....I REALLY wasn't expecting any sort of mess, inside or out, as she was OUTSIDE and - back yard's safe now.....so, she had the guilty look/Sassy Face when I walked in *snort* and........was creeping in the opened screen door......frozen in position, and sunk SO LOW that she was nearly touching the ground - she would not meet my gaze - GOD LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

I believe Bevvy owes us a pants-pee'in.

:lol: she doz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEVEL!!!! Post photo on facebook THIS INSTANT wif you wettin' yer pants :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
I believe Bevvy owes us a pants-pee'in.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor

:lol::lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol:

:lol:

All the avs!!!!!!!!!!!!

<all gian-knit? v.w.d!>

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