The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Good Norning, All Psillies!

OMG.....the Shiba Inu Cam is off right now - - Can't check to see if Sam Manhead is still there. .......

How did he find them????

POeter! Jack is well into the second installment in yer brother's first parallax......this one is Humans. We were trying to recall - - did you not say that some big movie people are in discussion with him about one of his works? This would be truly exciting. . . . ....

Someone should be crafting a major film about all of us, for sure. People would either love it or hate it. . .. .many would, of course scamper out of the theatre, never to return... .. ....

[WardGirl]

Morning my RSS

Someone should be crafting a major film about all of us, for sure. People would either love it or hate it. . .. .many would, of course scamper out of the theatre, never to return... .. ....

Which means more popcorn and the choicest seats for all of us. We would always have our own personal screenings

[Mtndog]

MANHEAD was on puppy cam and I MISSED IT!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........Can't pee till I see it!

Um....Patti... . . . ....

I'm just looking at the shot of you and Manhead. It looks very. . . . intimate. The way he's....gazing at you. And you're standing very close -- almost embracing, I'd say.

It looks like something very special is being shared, some secret moment, a quiet touch, a knowing look....

Has Mark seen this shot?

Emily's getting RANDY!

he maintains that air of quiet mystery I so envy and covet and strive toward

PADDEIGH! a married woman taken in by the Burundian Man Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are all enveloped by his burundian manliness!!!!!!!

Yesssssss.... .. . That dark, mesmerizing Burundian masculinity.....almost primeval. I felt his tantalizing pull as we sat at my table sipping absinthe - - an irresistible response, a need, something I could barely control... . . .but I managed to resist, somehow...... .Patti, I certainly understand .. . ... .. ...

Emily's getting downright sexy!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Mtndog]

Oh sure....I post and everyone disappears :o :lol: :o

[elye]

Bevel, I'm here!!!

My dad's eighty-fourth birthday is today, and I was thinking of wrapping up Sam Hill Manhead for him. On days that he's just too tired to go down to play bridge, or entertain at the singalong, Dad could just prop Manhead in his chair as a stand-in..... . ..this is a retirement home after all, so this means that many of the residents move very little if at all whilst propped in their chairs, so S.H.'s presence would not even register. Many of the residents cannot see well enough to determine that Manhead is not my dad, either....... . .

Dad shares his birthday with many, but few so famous, likely, as Mickey Mouse:

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[Mtndog]

*********HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY"S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**************

He receives the Psilly Lifetime Achievement Award for having spawned the psilliest of psillies.....

GIVE HIM MANHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[DingoGirl]

MANHEAD was on puppy cam and I MISSED IT!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........Can't pee till I see it!

oh yes you can! Check Julie's av

Oh sure....I post and everyone disappears

I'm HERE also Bevel! At work...waiting for Shane to ruin more of my documents

Weezee is whining non-stop....gee, you think her tummy hurts? Poor, silly dog.....and BAD MOMMY for leaving a full trash-bag under sink - but - I left her outside......this is a NEW trick, opening the door.....GAH!

My dad's eighty-fourth birthday is today, and I was thinking of wrapping up Sam Hill Manhead for him. On days that he's just too tired to go down to play bridge, or entertain at the singalong, Dad could just prop Manhead in his chair as a stand-in..... . ..this is a retirement home after all, so this means that many of the residents move very little if at all whilst propped in their chairs, so S.H.'s presence would not even register. Many of the residents cannot see well enough to determine that Manhead is not my dad, either....... . .

NO! 'tis too dangerous! We KNOW what the ManHead does at night, whilst yer sleeping!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM'S WACKL DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JNBunnie1]

GIVE HIM MANHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Ok. Bevel, we need to talk about your improper use of common vernacular......

(am I the only one that got that? )

[elye]

....and BAD MOMMY for leaving a full trash-bag under sink - but - I left her outside......this is a NEW trick, opening the door.....GAH!

Soooozie! I know what's happening. Stepford is keeping an eye on your house, and when you're safely gone, she is marching over, greeting Weezie in the yard, and then opening your door and letting Weezie in.

Yep, it's all her.

[tom]

(am I the only one that got that? )

got what?

heehee

OH!!! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Mr. Y.C.D.T.o.TV, our Senior Silly!!!!

[jerseyangel]

I got it too, Bunnie.

Hope yer dad has a nice birfday, Em. I think he'd get a kick outta Manhead

[Green12]

I picked up on that too Bunnie......and I felt really bad that my mind was in the gutter

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EMILY'S SILLY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooze, oh no! Poor little Weeze's tummy I hope there wont be any poo crimes.

I'm sure Nikki has already turned in for the night but I'm thinking about her and Al for tomorrow

[curlyfries]

<AHEM>

We interrupt this silliness to bring you an important public service announcement.......read this

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[jerseyangel]

Holy Toledo!

[Lisa]

Rubber Bands for your hair! Give it a new definition, doesn't it?

[Mtndog]

Ok. Bevel, we need to talk about your improper use of common vernacular......

(am I the only one that got that? )

Can't write.....laughing too hard about Manhead visiting the Inus and Bunny's post. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Green12]

Rubber Bands for your hair! Give it a new definition, doesn't it?

It sure does, YIKES!

Can't write.....laughing too hard about Manhead visiting the Inus and Bunny's post. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Laughing hard enough to say, pee your pants?!?!?

Guess what I got in my inbox this afternoon?

The SUZANNE SOMERS NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah!

I once again for the BILLIONTH time unsubsribed, and I was given a "unsubscribe successful" messeage...........yeah RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Soooozie! I know what's happening. Stepford is keeping an eye on your house, and when you're safely gone, she is marching over, greeting Weezie in the yard, and then opening your door and letting Weezie in.

Yep, it's all her.

ya think????

Stepford had shoulder surgery yesterday, and has asked that I drive her to Madera tomorrow afternoon (30 minutes away in her Luxury champagne-coloUred Lexus SUV).......gads. I am able to do it, as we are turnign in this hideous grant request early tomorrow afternoon.....it's a paying job. but my mom says I should reject the pay and just do it out of the goodness of my heart.......... sillies? opinions on this? Earlier I told her I couldn't do it as we had this big grant due and she asked if I knew anyone who wanted a bit of money for this assignment........

So - the bigger concern is......what in hell are we going to talk about during all this time?????????????????

Rubber Bands for your hair! Give it a new definition, doesn't it?

OMG - I am not sure what was MORE startling - - the used condoms, or the fact that people have to sit and wind thread around them all day long........ OR the fact that.....they could have been in my hair :cackleface: I don't actually care as......can't remember any FRAYED rubbers here....

(curious fact: would not care if, in fact, said rubbers WERE in my hair.....more concerned about - sliding doors in shower and their slime.....the toilet at Shane's office.........things like that)

Can't write.....laughing too hard about Manhead visiting the Inus and Bunny's post.

um........what is The Inus?

OMG - just got it - - - "eee-noooz!" :lol: I was pronouncing it "eye-nuss" *snort*

Guess what I got in my inbox this afternoon?

The SUZANNE SOMERS NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah!

I once again for the BILLIONTH time unsubsribed, and I was given a "unsubscribe successful" messeage...........yeah RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG NOT AGAIN!!!!!!! It will never end.........so sorry, Jules!

Yes - - NIk is long since in bed - - must say prayers before retiring for Alsy! Let us know as soon as you can, Nik, how he's doing!

OMG - you guys can't imagine the pharts over here.......................

(from Weez, not me)

at least she got a good butt squeeze today!!!!!!!!! glands freshly cleaned out!

[curlyfries]

Guess what I got in my inbox this afternoon?

The SUZANNE SOMERS NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah!

I once again for the BILLIONTH time unsubsribed, and I was given a "unsubscribe successful" messeage...........yeah RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the many mysteries of Sillyville.

I do believe there are other forces at work, here.

Yeti has been AWOL for some time, now.

Strange occurrences of phluid onslaughts

The Llama Lady mystery

Missing cursors, stretched pages, reduced emoticons.......

......and who can count how many potential Psillies have disappeared?

It seems only the ones with the strongest will, remain.......survival of the fittest

.......and then there's Sam Hill.........a phenomenon in itself

I also fear that dear Weezie may be turning into a billy goat with opposable thumbs. This would explain his talent for opening doors and the strange appetite.

And lately.........I have been getting strange calls from some guy who says he wants to clean my pool...........I don't have a pool.

What does it all mean??????

[DingoGirl]

new and/or amazing creatures!

look at the Yeti Crab (number six, I believe)

is THIS what has happened to our Yeti? mated with a CRAB, of all things?

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[DingoGirl]

One of the many mysteries of Sillyville.

I do believe there are other forces at work, here.

Yeti has been AWOL for some time, now.

Strange occurrences of phluid onslaughts :

The Llama Lady mystery

Missing cursors, stretched pages, reduced emoticons.......

......and who can count how many potential Psillies have disappeared?

It seems only the ones with the strongest will, remain.......survival of the fittest

.......and then there's Sam Hill.........a phenomenon in itself

I also fear that dear Weezie may be turning into a billy goat with opposable thumbs. This would explain his talent for opening doors and the strange appetite.

And lately.........I have been getting strange calls from some guy who says he wants to clean my pool...........I don't have a pool.

OMG :lol:

yer whole post, Leysuh

but - one EGREGIOUS error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our Weez IS a goil, remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE is the billygoat wif oppposable thumbs..........SHE is the one with the talent for opening doors and the strange appetite..........dear gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!! driving mommy crazy

and

:lol:

what does it all mean???????????????????????

I am off to bed - - had AIR CONDITIONING on in my car today ('twas 81 degrees, record-setting high) and now............am freezing.......................

[curlyfries]

is THIS what has happened to our Yeti? mated with a CRAB, of all things?

How did you do that?

I mention our missing Yeti, and you simultaneously post this before you can read mine!!!

Another one of those unexplained mysteries

[curlyfries]

but - one EGREGIOUS error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our Weez IS a goil, remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bad.......must've been a typo

OK......so she's a nanny goat.

[elye]

OMG. . .......possible condoms tied into my hair. .. ......

Actually, condoms themselves, unaltered, could well be a superb item for tying hair back - - no slipping, easily knotted... . . and the reservoir end could be fashioned into a nice decorative accent . . .. . ...

Leeesa! The guy who's calling about yer nonexistent pool - - it's gotta be my dad.

[DingoGirl]

How did you do that?

I mention our missing Yeti, and you simultaneously post this before you can read mine!!!

Another one of those unexplained mysteries

:

I dunno!

My bad.......must've been a typo

OK......so she's a nanny goat. :

oh yeah.......she IS a nanny goat, believe me

Actually, condoms themselves, unaltered, could well be a superb item for tying hair back - - no slipping, easily knotted... . . and the reservoir end could be fashioned into a nice decorative accent . . .. . ...

I don't see a problem wif it?

OMG! is it yer DAD calling me every day, Em, asking for "Zarina?" [or is it - Czarina? Tsarina? are they looking for the lost Duchess? Anastaia? is THAT what they're looking for?????????? mygawd..........she's here............SHE"S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Tsarina is HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's almost 90 but....she.......lives.............in..................me...............

I.......................am...................the.......................Tsarina of Russian Royalty..............

I

Am

Anastasia, descendant of Nicolas and Alexandra..............

Dingo Girl is Anastasia, missing Tsaress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snort*

all this time, you guys never knew! you thought Llama Lady was phay-muss.......well lookee here........I really AM Russian Royalty.......ended up in Phrezno, of all places

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