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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

It gets even more amazing....

If you find the place in the alphabet of each letter in SAM HILL

S-19

A-1

M-13

H-8

I-9

L-12

L-12

add them all up you get 74....7 and 4 equal 11

OR.......add all the DIGITS...1,9,1,1,3,8,9,1,2,1,2......equal 38.....3 and 8 equal 11

:ph34r:

....can't find my post on all other things 11 <_<

......must go to bed......me brain hurts :(


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curlyfries Contributor
:o:ph34r::o

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd 11[binary] is three, which is trois en Fran

curlyfries Contributor

I see you Janet!

Check your e-mail....I had a baking question!

Darn210 Enthusiast
<insert Twilight Zone music here>

I'm sure you meant to say . . . insert Twalight Zone music here.

OK . . . off to check me email.

tom Contributor

Why doesn't 11 go to 1 and 1 = 2?????? :wacko:

[OMG!!!!!! I typed that at 8:11 on 11/26/08 and the 2+6=8 so it's 11,8,8,8,11 and in cards an ace is like a 11 and a poker full house w/ 8s over aces is the .. ..<spooky organ crescendo> Dead Man's Hand!!!!!! .. ...

Don't make me die!!!!! ]

(Yeah yeah didn't post at 8:11 but that's the lab connectivity problem)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd 11[binary] is three, which is trois en Fran
curlyfries Contributor
I'm sure you meant to say . . . insert Twalight Zone music here.

:lol::lol::lol:

Why doesn't 11 go to 1 and 1 = 2?????? :wacko:

Shhhhh!!!!!.........don't spoil me fun!

BTW........you may not have posted at 8:11, but it was 11:16 on my clock........and 8 is half of 16 :P

Don't know what that means, but it sounds good!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Why doesn't 11 go to 1 and 1 = 2??????

[OMG!!!!!! I typed that at 8:11 on 11/26/08 and the 2+6=8 so it's 11,8,8,8,11 and in cards an ace is like a 11 and a poker full house w/ 8s over aces is the .. ..<spooky organ crescendo> Dead Man's Hand!!!!!! .. ...

Don't make me die!!!!! ]

(Yeah yeah didn't post at 8:11 but that's the lab connectivity problem)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x infinity

and

:ph34r:

am so wildly amused - and slightly askeert (but not really) of all of this........

but - PHINALLY - - do we really solve the mysteries of Easter Island/Sam Hill Burundian Man Head slave trade and..............all other wackl questions of the world on our.......Psilly Thread?

Have we been summoned to a Higher Calling than...........just silliness?

What does it REALLY mean???????????????????????????????????????????

:lol:

:ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

and -

Ptaum said - -

"don't make me die"

:lol: :lol: :lol: x 500

am going to call him tomorrow, methinks :lol: <get ready, PtaumA$$>

oh - BTW

my new favorite expression - -

a$$hat

:lol: *snort*

curlyfries Contributor
my new favorite expression - -

a$$hat

:huh:

care to explain???

Soozie said PtaumA$$! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

LeeSuh . . . I have officially Susied rambled off an answer to your baking question. I say go for it!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
:huh:

care to explain???

Yeah . . . is that A$$-hat or A$-$hat??

. . . and I shall have to find out tomorrow as I HAVE to go to BED!!!

Night All!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:huh:

care to explain???

:lol:

OMG - -

yesterday I had to google "dingo girl" and "celiac" all at once. Don't AXE me to 'splain that. :ph34r: except that, I think someone might be searching me online, using the name DingoGirl w/ Celiac. I am screwed. :lol:

So - I found this girl's website, she is a law school student called Dingo Girl and her husband is called Mr. Dingo. she is QUITE PHUNNY and...........she calls everyone A$$HAT.

And, BTW, in one of her many blogs, there are superimposed dingo-ish dog sin photos that LOOK EXACTLY LIKE STINKER. :o:wub:

'nuff said. :lol: :lol: :lol:

guess I should have 'splained before I just offered that up, eh? :wacko:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
LeeSuh . . . I have officially Susied rambled off an answer to your baking question. I say go for it!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

excellent

Yeah . . . is that A$$-hat or A$-$hat??

. . . and I shall have to find out tomorrow as I HAVE to go to BED!!!

A$$-shat :lol:

A$$-scat :lol:

A$-shat :lol:

all of it = phunny to Dingy :lol: :lol:

night gianknit! :) 'tis late back there!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
all of it = phunny to Dingy :lol: :lol:

night gianknit! :) 'tis late back there!

OMG - am going to get second warning for prophanity - am editing now

[self-quoting edited by Dingy to prevent warning ]

:huh:

curlyfries Contributor
OMG - am going to get second warning for prophanity - am editing now

:lol:

I did the same.......just to be safe :D

Nite all!

Thanx, Janet!

Darn210 Enthusiast

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!

Can I have pie for breakfast???

elye Community Regular

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ALL YOU YANKS!!!!

....And good luck to Nik in her quest for Thanksgiving status across the pond. . . . .. ;)

Too much madness to quote from last night . ....... . am thinking that I am relieved to have missed it all, actually - - 'twas numbers and mathS .. .. ..

I will repeat Ptaoughmghmn's excellent question, howevah: Why doesn't the terrifying 11 reduce to 2? I'm saying it should, so there. :P Two is symbolically a very unthreatening, in fact loving, peaceful number.

So relax.

:lol:

Twalight Zone!! This is the American military's code name for Burundi.. . ....

:lol:

And, BTW, in one of her many blogs, there are superimposed dingo-ish dog sin photos that LOOK EXACTLY LIKE STINKER.

OMG. . . . . . . .DOG SIN PHOTOS. :o I think I've heard about these websites. . .. ....Soooozie, ya gotta stay vigilant .. . . blurry shots are covertly taken of terriers pooping in public parks, hounds digging up the neighboUr's garden.. . . ..Weezie could be featured on this site, attacking garbage cans, wolfing down the refuse. . ....... .'Twould be humiliating. ... ...

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Thanksgiving!! :D

Gawd, I can't even begin to comment on the goings-on here last night :o:blink: Way too much maths fer me wee little pea brain.

Soozle said "prophanity" :lol: You all got rid of it, but I'm sure it was very phunny :P

What else??? Just took me spice cake out of the oven--smells devine B)

Yes Jan-it, you may have pie fer breakfast......after all, you made said pie.....ergo it's your call ;):D

This morning on GMA, they did a segment on Thanksgiving cooking. One question from "a viewer" was that her daughter has Celiac and she was wondering what would be the best thing to thicken her gravy with. Pretty cool, eh?? :P Love it when we hit the big time :D

jerseyangel Proficient

So-o-o-o......

I'm puttering around the kitchen with the Thanksgiving Day Parade in Philadelphia on TV in the background. I have to say I think we'd phit in well there--a giant balloon of Sam Hill floating high above whilst we Sillies in snowphlake sweaters, our pets in antlers phrolic below--waiving and cavorting. Wif confetti--lots of confetti :rolleyes:

We could all stay at Em's hotel--a phab happy hour to be had there!! :lol:

Maybe next year? :P

Jestgar Rising Star

Happy T-Day all (even the non-over-indulgers).

Darn-it Janit! Pie is made from fruits or veggies, it is the perfect breakfast food.

OK you guys. I have a confession.

Something I've never told you about.

I have an addiction.

yes

I'm addicted to

yarn.

I've been doing so well. I vowed to use all my stash before getting more and so I've been madly knitting hats and oddly striped scarfs to use up the small pieces but yesterday...

Someone offered up 10 skeins of cotton on freecycle and I thought, it's only 10. And it's free, after all.

So I went to her house and she launched into this long frazzled story about how she decided to clean out her yarn stash on the same weekend that her mom's coming and Thanksgiving and blah blah blah and she hasn't yet had a chance to sort out the skeins I came for and did I just want her whole bag

:huh:

:ph34r:

:unsure:

:D

sure :ph34r:

And so I have this big bag of beautiful purple and red and the fuschia cotton and some other cottons and some mohair and one skein of a weird green called celery (whadamI gonna do with that?)

I need a 12-step program

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning everyone

wow.....too much to catch up on

Turkey on the BBQ

i even did 2 pies last nite.

A big event for me.

Patti.....what did they say....you left us hanging...........

would love to know what the experts say to thicken gravey

I'm addicted to yarn.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

hi Julie

just saw you there.

been out of touch with you guys

Judy

Green12 Enthusiast

Happy Thanksgiving :wub:

Ellen's HEELARIOUS Thanksgiving monologue from yesterday's show:

Open Original Shared Link

(Under the video player, click on Wednesday , 11/26/08 Thanksgiving)

Lots of maths here last night, and prophanity, what exactly is a$$hat? :lol:

Yes Janet, by all means have pie for breakfast!! Tis Thanksgiving afterall, give thanks to (what kind of pie is it? pumpkin? apple?) ....give thanks to the pumpkin and apple!!! :D

Wonder if Bev made it through the night without eating her chocolate trifle?!?! Sounds delish Bev, I think it needs more chocolate though, it should be drizzled heavily with a fudgie chocolate sauce to really complete it :lol:

OK you guys. I have a confession.

Something I've never told you about.

I have an addiction.

yes

I'm addicted to

yarn.

And so I have this big bag of beautiful purple and red and the fuschia cotton and some other cottons and some mohair and one skein of a weird green called celery (whadamI gonna do with that?)

I need a 12-step program

:lol: Jess

I see Judy, HI JUDY!!!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Hi I see Susie Nikki and Julie

Will you be my holiday company today :lol:

Missing me family today.

Just me and Jim and the 'biting cat'

at least it's a sunny day

Susie are you going to your brothers today or your Mom's?

Judy

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