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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Uh, oh. . . . . . . .with all the rich delicacies being concocted in your American kitchens today, and all the visits to the less stringent kitchens, mehopes there aren't any glutening phluids on the way. . . . . .. :unsure::unsure:

:unsure:

'tis a VERY distinct possibility and concern, but, not for us, we're too smart ;) .....and, also said a prayer for all me sillies, am hoping we'll be saphe :wub:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

aaannnnnnnnnnnnd BTW -

I am going to a home today where they have - at least 10 cats and two dogs..........

it stinketh - usually, though we hardly ever have to go <_< :gagface:

and OMG - look at our Judith, totally uppin' the Thanksgiving wackl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

his deadly gluten corn bread

Our 18 # free turkey must have been 100 years old.........man it was tough......we never get one that big but they only one left.......... will make good soup though. Jim ususally does one hell of a bird on the grill but not this year.........

Em..Went to quote your MIL visit and couldn't find it but think you should start drinking right now and maybe you'll lose count of the days to count off :lol:

deadly corn bread just cracked me up

but - all three sentences are quite phunny, you wacky lady :lol: yup, almost over for ya

we haven't even started yet........... :huh:

oh dear - must do hair and makeup and - then drink wine goof off whilst waiting for me wee breasts to cook :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Uh, oh. . . . . . . .with all the rich delicacies being concocted in your American kitchens today, and all the visits to the less stringent kitchens, mehopes there aren't any glutening phluids on the way. . . . . .. :unsure::unsure:

Me too..........8 days on the road and in OHIO and i did pretty well....I'll bet the dang GLUTEN corn bread skutched into my sink, dishwasher and nose.......etc. :o

So with Patti's count is she now Queen thus the fluid onslot?

:unsure:

tom Contributor

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!!

!!!!!!!!!Twalights & Dog Sin & MathS ohmy.gif . . . . (aka :o ) :lol:

A buddy uses a$$hat a lot, in context & tone suggesting dumba$$

<franticallypressingnonfunctionalbuzzer> CORNSTARCHSLURRY!!!!

... .grrrrr ... too late

Floats & antlered pets & dang those antlers can be pointy let's put marshmallows on 'em but then all the non-humans kept trying to eat each others' .. ..how u say?? .. ..zee peel-low de sucre safety??? Non????

What a catastrophe :ph34r:

I lied.

There were some humans doing it too.

Anyway .. .we should've seen it coming ...

Skeins, drizzlesauce, dentists(!?), not a dingo, atari scooter wedding pics!! :lol: , hot jelloed holsters, pie reviews :lol: , do Burundians already do ketchupless Thxgvg?, do they say cat-soup in some foreign lands like Filipinos say sall-mon??, MILs & . ...whoa!! Judith's our new Queen!!!!!!! (Oops sorry .. .just kidding ...didn't mean to scare ya)

:lol:;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So with Patti's count is she now Queen thus the fluid onslot?

:lol: well, I think with that post count she SHOULD be all-time reigning queen Judith but, no, she has to be the first one to post on a PAGE flipover (the next page ending in -01 - will it be 1501 pages in our wackl thread? )

Floats & antlered pets & dang those antlers can be pointy let's put marshmallows on 'em but then all the non-humans kept trying to eat each others' .. ..how u say?? .. ..zee peel-low de sucre safety??? Non????

What a catastrophe :ph34r:

I lied.

There were some humans doing it too.

Anyway .. .we should've seen it coming ...

:blink:

what in HELL does this all mean? :lol: don't get none of it - - - WHERE were the antlers with marshmallows and - what in HELL is a pillow de sucre? :unsure: (sugar pillow? what? it don't make no sense in french OR english)

Is Ptaum tippling the absinthe over there? :P

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:o:o

Thanksgiving cooking debacle - -

ME BREASTS ARE NO WHERE NEAR DONE, and I must leave in 30 minutes..........GAH!!!!!!!!!!

late fer Thanksgiving......... :ph34r: Well, they'll just be eating hors d'ouvres (sp?) and such.....

psawyer Proficient
ME BREASTS ARE NO WHERE NEAR DONE

Um, just to be sure, you are talking about a turkey here, right Sooz? :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Um, just to be sure, you are talking about a turkey here, right Sooz? :D

PETER!!!!!!! Are you working frantically, with Em, to change Thanksgiving to the same weekend as ours? are you and Jacquie eating yer turkey today, and taking the day off? :P

well, um, as to yer question, could be both actually as, have not HAD them done yet and.........really would like to

:lol:

:ph34r:

okay - breasts are done........yams/apples WILDLY overcooked...... :angry:


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elye Community Regular
Thanks for the 'silly family' company. It was nice to have someone to chat with today.

Can't compete with football ladies.

Judy

Thank YOU, Judy, for the Thanksgiving wackl fest!! I'm chortling away at everything you're posting. . . . . .... :lol:

Me too..........8 days on the road and in OHIO and i did pretty well....I'll bet the dang GLUTEN corn bread skutched into my sink, dishwasher and nose.......etc. :o

GAHHH! This is a fantastic verb - - TO SKUTCH. :lol::lol: I am using it, frequently, from now on.....not sure what it means .. . but that makes it even better. . .. . ...

what in HELL does this all mean? don't get none of it - - - WHERE were the antlers with marshmallows and - what in HELL is a pillow de sucre? (sugar pillow? what? it don't make no sense in french OR english)

Is Ptaum tippling the absinthe over there?

'Tis fabulous . .. . ... :lol::lol: A very Joyce-ian stream-of-conscious phlurry. . . . ....Ptaoughmghmn is jockeying with Leeesa for the position of Master Summarizer. . . ...

Here's to electing Patti to Honourary All-Time Major Monarch!!!

Sooozie .. . . . ..yer breasts aren't done. . . . ...gah. :rolleyes::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Floats & antlered pets & dang those antlers can be pointy let's put marshmallows on 'em but then all the non-humans kept trying to eat each others' .. ..how u say?? .. ..zee peel-low de sucre safety??? Non????

What a catastrophe :ph34r:

I lied.

There were some humans doing it too.

Anyway .. .we should've seen it coming ...

Skeins, drizzlesauce, dentists(!?), not a dingo, atari scooter wedding pics!! :lol: , hot jelloed holsters, pie reviews :lol: , do Burundians already do ketchupless Thxgvg?, do they say cat-soup in some foreign lands like Filipinos say sall-mon??, MILs & . ...whoa!! Judith's our new Queen!!!!!!! (Oops sorry .. .just kidding ...didn't mean to scare ya)

:lol:;)

Ummmmm . . . tom? . . . you should have a little food wif yer al-kee-hol . . . you'll stay a bit more coherent for a tad longer . . . :lol::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!!!

MILs & . ...whoa!! Judith's our new Queen!!!!!!! (Oops sorry .. .just kidding ...didn't mean to scare ya)

:lol:;)

Happy T Day back at cha Tom........I bet that turkey we had was a old TOM turkey.........know anything about that??????????? ;)

YEP YOU SURE SCARED ME......YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORN ME SO I WON'T POST. LET'S JUST LET PATTI BE THE REIGNING QUEEN FOR EVER!!!!!!!.......WHEW........I CAN BREATHE EASIER NOW. :lol:

WE'LL TAKE THE FLUID CURSE OFF HER AS SHE DOESN'T NEED THAT RIGHT NOW.

:lol: well, I think with that post count she SHOULD be all-time reigning queen Judith but, no, she has to be the first one to post on a PAGE flipover (the next page ending in -01 - will it be 1501 pages in our wackl thread? )

i'll never get this save your breathe sooz.............

ME BREASTS ARE NO WHERE NEAR DONE, and I must leave in 30 minutes..........GAH!!!!!!!!!!

:blink:

so do you have to blow them up or what????????

late fer Thanksgiving......... :ph34r: Well, they'll just be eating hors d'ouvres (sp?) and such.....

Um, just to be sure, you are talking about a turkey here, right Sooz? :D

:lol:

PETER!!!!!!! Are you working frantically, with Em, to change Thanksgiving to the same weekend as ours? are you and Jacquie eating yer turkey today, and taking the day off? :P

well, um, as to yer question, could be both actually as, have not HAD them done yet and.........really would like to

okay - breasts are done........yams/apples WILDLY overcooked...... :angry:

we'll it's about time sooz..........hell it's almost time for me to go to bed :lol: Why don't you guys eat until so late in CA. Jason has a event at 4:00..........you people ain't from the mid west for sure.

Thank YOU, Judy, for the Thanksgiving wackl fest!! I'm chortling away at everything you're posting. . . . . .... :lol:

GAHHH! This is a fantastic verb - - TO SKUTCH. :lol::lol: I am using it, frequently, from now on.....not sure what it means .. . but that makes it even better. . .. . ...

'Tis fabulous . .. . ... :lol::lol: A very Joyce-ian stream-of-conscious phlurry. . . . ....Ptaoughmghmn is jockeying with Leeesa for the position of Master Summarizer. . . ...

Here's to electing Patti to Honourary All-Time Major Monarch!!!

Sooozie .. . . . ..yer breasts aren't done. . . . ...gah.

Just love the whole post Em.

I just made up the word but kinda liked it too.........

sad thing......unless you keep using it here i'll forget it for sure :blink:

question..........?

Has anyone made a pecan pie that was more like peanut brittle?

or do I get the prize for a new recipe?

alittle hard on the teeth......but what the hell........tasted good

going to nuke it to soften it up.

Even going to risk some Reddi whip on it. It's the GI's orders............she thinks i'm too careful with me diet......... "you need to live alittle and take some food risks" ah, yeah, I paid big bucks for the advice too.

carry on you sillies........I'm haven't gotten some of the jokes here today or I'd be commenting.

Maybe I'll go 'stare at my pile of yarn'

Judy

emotioncon busted. we got the 20 back did we ?

Darn210 Enthusiast
so do you have to blow them up or what????????

*snort*

Oh . . . I liked "skutched", too . . . it's a keeper.

Green12 Enthusiast

Forgive me, I am experiencing an after the feast euphoria....a Thanksgiving hangover if you will, cannot compute a thing :lol:

Judy has brought the Silly on turkey day!!!! Yer posts cracked me up :lol: Sounds like you had some adventures in the kitchen :lol: .........What does skutch mean? Fabulous word!

Jess! What you made sounds delish!

Janet, did you post the pumpkin pie cake thingy in the baking and cooking section? I would love to have the recipe so if you could direct me to it, or email me the recipe I would be forever grateful :D

Emily! Countdown MIL begins, yikes!!

Susie's breasts aren't done?! :lol:

Oh dear, so much more I phorgot....

Well Thanksgiving is down, how many days til Christmas?? 28?

Hope everyone had a great day :D

elye Community Regular

Mygawd!!! Where's Nikerler???!

Sudden turn of events: Will's great Aunt, who lived in Cheriton-Near-Aylesford, an incredibly beautiful little hamlet just outside of Winchester, England, passed away a couple of days ago. Will knew that he should try to get there for the funeral.....so he began surfing the net for air fare deals. Well..... . . he got an incredible price on a return, non-stop flight leaving Dec. 9th for six nights. So good was the price (probably because it's now off-season) that he's decided to take The Ripper with him.

NIKKI!!!! How close are you to London?????? They will be staying at the Citadines Trafalgar for three of those nights.... . .. ..could we have another mini-psummit??

But, wait. . . . . ..

Um....I won't be there.

I WANNA COME!!!!!!!! :(:angry::(

Green12 Enthusiast
Mygawd!!! Where's Nikerler???!

Sudden turn of events: Will's great Aunt, who lived in Cheriton-Near-Aylesford, an incredibly beautiful little hamlet just outside of Winchester, England, passed away a couple of days ago. Will knew that he should try to get there for the funeral.....so he began surfing the net for air fare deals. Well..... . . he got an incredible price on a return, non-stop flight leaving Dec. 9th for six nights. So good was the price (probably because it's now off-season) that he's decided to take The Ripper with him.

NIKKI!!!! How close are you to London?????? They will be staying at the Citadines Trafalgar for three of those nights.... . .. ..could we have another mini-psummit??

I WANNA COME!!!!!!!!

OMG, I wanna come too!!!!!

Very sorry about Will's Aunt :(

edit- terribly sorry I put a smilie face above, menat it so be a sad face. eeeks I shouldn't type when in a turkey coma....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Julie.....

.........What does skutch mean? Fabulous word!

who knows. It just popped out of my dyslexic befuddled brain. Kinda liked it so it can mean anything we want for things that 'cling and won't let go' i guess :blink:

Mygawd!!! Where's Nikerler???!

Sudden turn of events: Will's great Aunt, who lived in Cheriton-Near-Aylesford, an incredibly beautiful little hamlet just outside of Winchester, England, passed away a couple of days ago. Will knew that he should try to get there for the funeral.....so he began surfing the net for air fare deals. Well..... . . he got an incredible price on a return, non-stop flight leaving Dec. 9th for six nights. So good was the price (probably because it's now off-season) that he's decided to take The Ripper with him.

NIKKI!!!! How close are you to London?????? They will be staying at the Citadines Trafalgar for three of those nights.... . .. ..could we have another mini-psummit??

But, wait. . . . . ..

Um....I won't be there.

I WANNA COME!!!!!!!! :(:angry::(

Em. sorry about Will's aunt. Wish you could go too

saw Patti a peeking and reading.

can't wait to see her report on her feastive day.

judy

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm back :D

How phun to come home to 3 pages of delightphul sillie!! Judith--yer pies :o:lol:

Jess--that turkey of yours sounds to DIE fer! Just succulant :rolleyes:

Em, I'm sorry to hear about Will's aunt.

Jan-it--is that the pumpkin recipe LisaB posted? I copied that one to try, too. Glad it was so good :D Poor Skeeter and the ketchuped turkey......

Judith got herselph a 100 year old Pataughmn turkey :lol::lol:

Julie--I'm on a bit of a Thanksgiving high meselph! We had such a nice day--phood went off wifout a hitch AND my spice cake was a hit!! :D Had 2 large glasses of wine, too! :PB)

Glad Soozle got her wee breasts cooked and ready to go :lol:

Marshmallows on antlers :lol:

Yeah--where's Nik? :unsure:

Gawd it's good to be back in the bosom of me sillies :wub:

Green12 Enthusiast
who knows. It just popped out of my dyslexic befuddled brain. Kinda liked it so it can mean anything we want for things that 'cling and won't let go' i guess

:lol: Judy, excellent! I shall add it to me vocabulary :D

I'm on a bit of a Thanksgiving high meselph! We had such a nice day--phood went off wifout a hitch AND my spice cake was a hit!! :D Had 2 large glasses of wine, too! :PB)

So glad to hear you had such a nice day Patti :wub: .....and thumbs up on yer spice cake!

I don't know where exactly Nikki is either :huh: her Spacebook says London, but she could be around London, or near it. Nikki, where are you?!?!?!?!?! :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

our Patti's back and had 2 glasses of wine. :blink::D

OMG.........kicking up them heels are ya Patricia. :lol:

Seriously, so happy your day went so well.

You and Mark so deserved a good day out.

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gawd it's good to be back in the bosom of me sillies :wub:

GAHHHHH . . . we're obsessed wif dis body part!!!

I got the pumpkin pie cake recipe from the librarian at Smack & Skeeter's Skool . . . I'll post it tomorrow . . . eyes are too droopy right now . . . tryptophan kicking in . . . two rounds of turkey and some alcohol . . . . ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . huh? . . . was I talking?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Lisa . . . how did yer hubby like his cake??? Did it turn out OK???

curlyfries Contributor

What a surprise to see so many psillies talking on Thanksgiving.....I thought there'd be cobwebs today!

And so I have this big bag of beautiful purple and red and the fuschia cotton and some other cottons and some mohair and one skein of a weird green called celery (whadamI gonna do with that?)

Me favorite color is purple :D;)

Been knitting myself and might today to pass the day.

Ummmmm...........knitting yourself????............how does one do that? :lol:

Here it is!!!! A major, MAJOR clue!!!! Who is this StephanieSD??????? OMG......

........and if you find the place in the alphabet of each letter in her name and add them up.........

:P just kidding :D

Lisa . . . how did yer hubby like his cake??? Did it turn out OK???

Well........it should've been all cake on top with the pudding-type syrup underneath,

but it looked like there had been an earthquake with several cake land masses divided by a pudding river,

branching off in many directions. :blink:

.........but he couldn't taste the difference :P

....hey........I just got here...........where'd everybody go? :huh:

curlyfries Contributor

hello?........hello?............hello?................hello?

well, pooh :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
'Tis fabulous . .. . ... A very Joyce-ian stream-of-conscious phlurry. . . . ....Ptaoughmghmn is jockeying with Leeesa for the position of Master Summarizer. . . ...

Here's to electing Patti to Honourary All-Time Major Monarch!!!

Sooozie .. . . . ..yer breasts aren't done. . . . ..

:lol:

breasts WERE done. Yams/apples - OVERdone.......but all of it, SO GOOD!!!! we had such a glorious time..........

the house was...............decidedly stinky :ph34r: But we just ignored it and enjoyed our time together. My nieces - the four of five that were there - are really delightful :wub:

Joyce-ian stream-of-consciousness phlurry :lol::wacko:

Ummmmm . . . tom? . . . you should have a little food wif yer al-kee-hol . . . you'll stay a bit more coherent for a tad longer . . .

oh ma gah. :lol: :lol: dat was PHUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

we'll it's about time sooz..........hell it's almost time for me to go to bed :lol: Why don't you guys eat until so late in CA. Jason has a event at 4:00..........you people ain't from the mid west for sure.

:lol: Some of my friends were starting around 6! Definitely not from the midwest.......

Forgive me, I am experiencing an after the feast euphoria....a Thanksgiving hangover if you will, cannot compute a thing :lol:

Oh, our Jules is in a delirious and sleepy turkey coma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: how adorable.....

NIKKI!!!! How close are you to London?????? They will be staying at the Citadines Trafalgar for three of those nights.... . .. ..could we have another mini-psummit??

But, wait. . . . . ..

Um....I won't be there.

I WANNA COME!!!!!!!!

Oh, so sorry about Will's aunt :( but.........I WANNA COME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would it be odd if I showed up at this funeral? Crashed at Nik's, borrowed her car, drove over? And brought Nik et al wif me? Ask Will if this would be okay.....

edit- terribly sorry I put a smilie face above, menat it so be a sad face. eeeks I shouldn't type when in a turkey coma....

well.......I type when in all sorts of comas.............. is that bad? :lol:

Julie--I'm on a bit of a Thanksgiving high meselph! We had such a nice day--phood went off wifout a hitch AND my spice cake was a hit!! Had 2 large glasses of wine, too!

Gawd it's good to be back in the bosom of me sillies

Paddeigh!!!!!!!!!!!! :) so glad you had such a good time, AND two glasses of wine!

yup - back in the bosom - - it's safe here :D and - we ARE obsessed with this body part

(along with the weenus, anal gland, scrotal sack, etc.) :lol:

I got the pumpkin pie cake recipe from the librarian at Smack & Skeeter's Skool . . . I'll post it tomorrow . . . eyes are too droopy right now . . . tryptophan kicking in . . . two rounds of turkey and some alcohol . . . . ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . huh? . . . was I talking?

*snort* :lol:

.

Well........it should've been all cake on top with the pudding-type syrup underneath,

but it looked like there had been an earthquake with several cake land masses divided by a pudding river,

branching off in many directions.

.........but he couldn't taste the difference

:lol: this sounds.......confoundingly delicious? :unsure: I'd eat it..........

'night, sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'twas a glorious day.................thankful to have made it through pretty much the worst year of me life, and still have joy

♥♥♥

Jestgar Rising Star
.................thankful to have made it through pretty much the worst year of me life, and still have joy

♥♥♥

At least you got it out of the way. The rest of us still possibly have our worst year to look forward to :ph34r:

I'm hoping mine entails a near death experience involving vodka and a men's wet t-shirt contest.

elye Community Regular

Good Crazy Phriday Morning, Psillies!

Whadderyer call this day? Black Phriday? Green Phriday? Crowds of marauding shoppers descending on the malls.........heinous, 'twould be, fer me. . . . ..

:rolleyes:

Well........it should've been all cake on top with the pudding-type syrup underneath,

but it looked like there had been an earthquake with several cake land masses divided by a pudding river, branching off in many directions.

Leeeesa! Sounds like a work of art - - this is the way I intentionally prepare things. Very interesting to look at. . . . .hopefully to eat, as well.. . .. . .. :ph34r:

.......I WANNA COME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would it be odd if I showed up at this funeral? Crashed at Nik's, borrowed her car, drove over? And brought Nik et al wif me? Ask Will if this would be okay.....

I'm wif ya on that plan, Soooz. I'll meet you at your touchdown in Newfoundland, and we'll head tro Nik's from there. .. . . .. ;)

I'm hoping mine entails a near death experience involving vodka and a men's wet t-shirt contest.

Wow. Yessssssss....... . ... .. i think I could handle this in my Worst Year Ever.

:lol:

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      Hello, @asaT, I'm curious to know whether you are taking other B vitamins like Thiamine B1 and Niacin B3.  Malabsorption in Celiac disease affects all the water soluble B vitamins and Vitamin C.  Thiamine and Niacin are required to produce energy for all the homocysteine lowering reactions provided by Folate, Cobalamine and Pyridoxine.   Weight gain with a voracious appetite is something I experienced while malnourished.  It's symptomatic of Thiamine B1 deficiency.   Conversely, some people with thiamine deficiency lose their appetite altogether, and suffer from anorexia.  At different periods on my lifelong journey, I suffered this, too.   When the body doesn't have sufficient thiamine to turn food, especially carbohydrates, into energy (for growth and repair), the body rations what little thiamine it has available, and turns the carbs into fat, and stores it mostly in the abdomen.  Consuming a high carbohydrate diet requires additional thiamine to process the carbs into energy.  Simple carbohydrates (sugar, white rice, etc.) don't contain thiamine, so the body easily depletes its stores of Thiamine processing the carbs into fat.  The digestive system communicates with the brain to keep eating in order to consume more thiamine and other nutrients it's not absorbing.   One can have a subclinical thiamine insufficiency for years.  A twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent increase in brain function, so the symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously.  Symptoms of Thiamine insufficiency include stunted growth, chronic fatigue, and Gastrointestinal Beriberi (diarrhea, abdominal pain), heart attack, Alzheimer's, stroke, and cancer.   Thiamine improves bone turnover.  Thiamine insufficiency can also affect the thyroid.  The thyroid is important in bone metabolism.  The thyroid also influences hormones, like estrogen and progesterone, and menopause.  Vitamin D, at optimal levels, can act as a hormone and can influence the thyroid, as well as being important to bone health, and regulating the immune system.  Vitamin A is important to bone health, too, and is necessary for intestinal health, as well.   I don't do dairy because I react to Casein, the protein in dairy that resembles gluten and causes a reaction the same as if I'd been exposed to gluten, including high tTg IgA.  I found adding mineral water containing calcium and other minerals helpful in increasing my calcium intake.   Malabsorption of Celiac affects all the vitamins and minerals.  I do hope you'll talk to your doctor and dietician about supplementing all eight B vitamins and the four fat soluble vitamins because they all work together interconnectedly.  
    • Florence Lillian
      Hi Jane: You may want to try the D3 I now take. I have reactions to fillers and many additives. Sports Research, it is based in the USA and I have had no bad reactions with this brand. The D3 does have coconut oil but it is non GMO, it is Gluten free, Soy free, Soybean free and Safflower oil free.  I have a cupboard full of supplements that did not agree with me -  I just keep trying and have finally settled on Sports Research. I take NAKA Women's Multi full spectrum, and have not felt sick after taking 2 capsules per day -  it is a Canadian company. I buy both from Amazon. I wish you well in your searching, I know how discouraging it all is. Florence.  
    • catnapt
      highly unlikely  NOTHING and I mean NOTHING else has ever caused me these kinds of symptoms I have no problem with dates, they are a large part of my diet In fact, I eat a very high fiber, very high vegetable and bean diet and have for many years now. It's considered a whole foods plant based or plant forward diet (I do now eat some lean ground turkey but not much) I was off dairy for years but recently had to add back plain yogurt to meet calcium needs that I am not allowed to get from supplements (I have not had any problem with the yogurt)   I eat almost no processed foods. I don't eat out. almost everything I eat, I cook myself I am going to keep a food diary but to be honest, I already know that it's wheat products and also barley that are the problem, which is why I gradually stopped eating and buying them. When I was eating them, like back in early 2024, when I was in the middle of moving and ate out (always had bread or toast or rolls or a sub or pizza) I felt terrible but at that time was so busy and exhausted that I never stopped to think it was the food. Once I was in my new place, I continued to have bread from time to time and had such horrible joint pain that I was preparing for 2 total knee replacements as well as one hip! The surgery could not go forward as I was (and still am) actively losing calcium from my bones. That problem has yet to be properly diagnosed and treated   anyway over time I realized that I felt better when I stopped eating bread. Back at least 3 yrs ago I noticed that regular pasta made me sick so I switched to brown rice pasta and even though it costs a lot more, I really like it.   so gradually I just stopped buying and eating foods with gluten. I stopped getting raisin bran when I was constipated because it made me bloated and it didn't help the constipation any more (used to be a sure bet that it would in the past)   I made cookies and brownies using beans and rolled oats and dates and tahini and I LOVE them and have zero issues eating those I eat 1 or more cans of beans per day easily can eat a pound of broccoli - no problem! Brussels sprouts the same thing.   so yeh it's bread and related foods that are clearly the problem  there is zero doubt in my mind    
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